Number One is a very capable clone. When Wu Ke traveled to the Xingyue world for work, he stayed in this world and continued to output.
After No. 1's unremitting efforts, the world's monsters, monsters, monsters and monsters have become rulers, and they no longer dare to mess around.
With the ghosts no longer causing mischief, the night watchman gradually lost his job.
Of course, there are the occasional fools who slip through the cracks.
However, after No. 1 knew his father's identity, he was given special care by No. 1.
As long as there are blind ghosts who dare to jump out and block Father Wu's way.
There is no need for Father Wu to take action himself, a special masked guard will appear immediately and take away those blind ghosts with a righteous flying kick.
Under such circumstances, it became a matter of course for Father Wu to usher in a real retirement life with nothing to do.
Father Wu is a good man who cares about his family. After he had enough time to stay at home, he began to help his wife with the housework at home.
And this directly reduced the original mother Wu from a lot of daily work. Once she had less work, she would be free.
After free time, it became unavoidable to go from house to house chatting with Aunt Li about home affairs and talk to Granny Qian about her shortcomings.
And what can the housewives who gather together talk about?
In addition to topics such as TV series and cosmetics.
Probably, the most talked about topics revolve around one's own children.
If you talk too much about it, you will inevitably develop it in the direction of your children's happiness.
With a little development, it becomes a matter for the next generation...
Although Mother Wu is only in her second year of life this year, and she still has the charm of her youth, but when she is free, she has free time to think about this and that. When she thinks too much, her mentality starts to rise. I understand the thoughts of grandmothers: I want to hold my grandchildren’s children!
With this kind of thinking, it is not surprising that young sons are urged to marry.
Let’s take a closer look at the causal logic:
Wu’s mother’s urge to get married and have a baby can be blamed on Wu’s father, who helped with housework and left her free;
The reason why Father Wu is able to find time to help his wife with housework can only be attributed to the number one who takes good care of him and leaves him with nothing to do;
And No. 1 is the godhead clone created by Wu Ke for his own world, and he is a tool to exercise justice for him...
Therefore, after going through a series of chain reactions, the fact that Wu Ke was forced to get married can be entirely blamed on himself.
It can be called a replica of [I kill myself] - [I urge myself to get married]
. . . .
“Boss, let’s have a bowl of beef rice noodles!”
Passing by a beef restaurant, I remembered that there was a sleeping sister Ying in the rented apartment.
Wu Ke stopped, walked in and ordered food.
"Would you like a big bowl or a small bowl?"
The beef shop owner who was busy doing business asked without raising his head.
"I want a big bowl."
Wu Ke did not hesitate. If there was more, he could eat it, but if there was less, he would have to go out and buy it.
"Big bowl of forty-five, beef, offal, and beef meatballs. Which ones should I add?"
"Is it okay to add them all?"
"Can."
The ordering process was over, and there were five or six customers lined up in front.
After it was his turn, the shop owner asked again.
“Eat here or take away?”
"Pack."
Not long after, Wu Ke carried a large bag of beef offal and beef ball soup, as well as separate packages of rice noodles, and walked back to the direction of the rental house.
After returning to the rented apartment, Wu Ke found that Yingying was not awake yet. After getting back the unused message, he sat by the bed and looked at the girl's peaceful sleeping face.
[If I had just brought Sakura home directly, would my mother not have given birth to the child? 】
This idea popped up in Wu Ke's mind, and then he shook his head to get rid of this inexplicable idea.
Looking at Sakura who looked like a sleeping beauty on the bed, Wu Ke's eyes were fixed on her lightly opened pink lips, and another inexplicable impulsive thought appeared in his heart.
But this time, he didn't suppress his impulse, but actually took action!
. . . .
Sakura gradually woke up after smelling a strange smell of seafood.
As soon as she woke up, she felt that her lips seemed to be pressed against something hot and fleshy.
When she opened her eyes, she saw that Wu Ke was holding a black pillar-shaped object in his hand, and then he gently poked it into her mouth.
Going in and out, as if teasing her mouth...
"This is……"
Sakura made a confused sound.
"Beef meatballs, the kind with earth fish added, is one of the delicacies in my family."
Wu Ke answered seriously.
The chopsticks with the beef balls in their hands entered Sakura's mouth again.
Sakura felt a subtle sensation as the elastic beef balls were forced into her mouth.
"I saw you sleeping soundly, so I had the urge to use food to seduce you into getting up.
If you feel disgusted by this, I can apologize to you..."
Wu Ke said sincerely.
"No, I don't feel disgusted.
In other words, Brother Wu Ke, you can do anything to me, even if it is a tough act.
I will only like it, not hate it..."
As she said this, Yingxin silently added something.
[Of course, except for the behavior of rejecting me...]
"This is a bit exaggerated. If you hate it, just tell the truth."
Wu Ke educated him and moved his chopsticks again.
"Come on, have a taste of the meatballs in your mouth."
Ying Yiyan took a bite, but she didn't expect that the beef balls would burst with juice.
Suddenly, rich juice overflowed from the girl's mouth.
Before Sakura could cover her mouth, Kuroni quickly appeared.
It captures the juice splashing in the air and gathers the juice into one piece.
"Well, I forgot to tell you, this stuff will burst with juice, so you have to keep your mouth shut when eating."
Let the black mud absorb the juice, and Wu Ke continued to ask Xiang Ying.
"How is it? How does it taste?"
"It has a strong beef flavor and a sea fish flavor. It's a little salty, but it's also very delicious."
Sakura answered honestly.
"I bought a big pot of this stuff. You can eat it while it's hot when you wake up."
Wu Ke went to get the take-out beef kuey teow.
"so much?"
Sakura was a little shocked when she looked at the takeout bowl that was bigger than her face.
"If you can't finish it, I'll take care of it."
Wu Ke said.
"It's not good to eat what I have left. How about Brother Wu Ke eat it with me?"
Sakura's eyes lit up and she suggested.
"That's fine."
Wu Ke brought new bowls and chopsticks and scooped out a bowl for himself.
"..."
Sakura looked at Wu Ke speechlessly.
The imaginary picture of them wanting you to take a bite and me to feed each other intimately was shattered directly from my mind.
Gu was eating delicious beef rice noodles in his mouth, but he felt it was a bit bland. Ying looked around and couldn't help but ask: "Brother Wu Ke, is this where you live in your world?"
"Um."
"It seems a bit crude."
Compared to the headquarters of the Mysterious Administration, the room filled with instruments and equipment, or the wild throne of the Temple of Time, it was hard for Sakura to imagine that Wu Ke lived in such a normal small room in her own world. .
“Renting in an affordable apartment is what it is.
Soon, though, I will be moving to a new place to live.
Well, after bringing your sister-in-law Tallulah over, I’ll change it to a better one based on her preferences..."
Wu Ke muttered, while Sakura's pupils shrank.
She no longer called her girlfriend, but directly changed her name to "your sister-in-law".
That person's status has risen sharply? !
"Is this what happened?
Brother Wu Ke, I think you look a little depressed right now? "
Sakura asked.
"No, it was when I was going home to see my family that my mother..."
Wu Ke did not hide anything and told what happened to him when Ying fell asleep.
"..."
After listening, the expression on Ying's face changed uncertainly, but it developed towards the same depressed expression as Wu Ke.
[I actually missed the good thing of meeting my parents. Speaking of which, why did I suddenly fall asleep? 】
Sakura felt very sorry and a little confused in her heart, but these were not important.
I saw that she suddenly stopped using her chopsticks and asked the person next to her.
"Brother Wu Ke, what do you think of me?"
"How about what?"
"Before Miss Tallulah is brought to this world by you, I pretend to be your girlfriend in this world to meet your mother. What do you think?"
Sakura's face was a little red, but she asked carefully.
"How is this possible? If my mother takes this matter seriously, when Tallu comes over, I will really become a scumbag who has two things to do. No, even before that, I will become A real scumbag, after all, my mother knows Tallulah."
Wu Ke quickly shook his head like a rattle.
[This is exactly what I want. Those who win the heart of their husband and mother-in-law will have a happy family...]
Sakura had read some love books about competing for love in her free time, but she learned a lot of theoretical knowledge from them.
"It's okay, brother Wu Ke, I will explain it clearly to my aunt."
Sakura said.
Wu Ke looked at her and suddenly remembered something.
I got a pen and paper and handed it to the girl.
"Sakura, just write 'Hello'.
"Eh?"
Although it was a little strange why she suddenly switched to doing this kind of thing, Sakura still obeyed.
Then, she heard Wu Ke say: "As expected."
"What's wrong?"
Sakura was a little confused.
"You may not be able to explain it to my mother because she doesn't understand you at all."
What Wu Ke remembered just now was a piece of information that Xiao Zhengyi had told him before.
On the Gate of Justice, the accompanying language proficiency and witchcraft are actually bound to the user.
In other words, Sakura came to this world with a language barrier.
cherry:"……"
Because the communication with Wu Ke was completely smooth, she never thought about this happening.
[Wait a minute, in this case, will Miss Tallulah who is coming over here also encounter this kind of speech impediment? 】
An idea came to Ying's heart, but she immediately said: "Brother Wu Ke, I want to learn the language and writing of your world!"
"Uh, this..."
"I will live in my brother's world from now on. Not being able to communicate with others is always a problem, right?"
Ying was well-founded and showed a very determined attitude towards self-study, and Wu Ke was convinced by her self-improvement.
"Well, since you insist on learning, Sakura, then I will arrange for someone to teach you."
Wu Ke gave up on Sakura and directly used the inhibitory version of language proficiency.
It's the kind of buff that directly instills knowledge of language and characters into the minds of heroic spirits.
He showed his approval of Sakura's attitude towards learning.
One step first, every step first.
Although in terms of confession, she was already a step late.
But real feelings require constant communication.
And it’s not just about communicating with each other, but also communicating with people close to you...
Sometimes, you can make greater progress by attacking from the side!
[Win, I’m in the lead this time! 】
Sakura was very excited, but she still wanted to 'go further'.
So, in a coquettish tone, he continued: "Brother Wu Ke, can you teach me the language yourself?"
"Well, although it is not my true body, teaching you the existence of language and writing can be considered a part of me."
"Eh?"
"No. 1, now that you're here, don't hide in the shadows."
"Oh, great mother body, it's not that I want to hide, it's just that No. 1 doesn't want to disturb you and this beautiful girl, having a romantic beef kway teow dinner."
Outside the balcony, the figure of No. 1 appeared in the shadows, still looking like a full body armor.
Number 1 is as handsome as a black knight, but what he says is somewhat nauseating.
It's the kind of exclamatory speech.
"Huh?!"
Sakura's eyes widened as she looked at No. 1 who walked in and half-knelt on the ground.
Of course, I felt a little happy about what No. 1 said.
But when Wu Ke heard the word romantic, he felt a little dizzy.
"My doll, having a candlelight dinner in a Western restaurant is just called romantic.
Why can eating beef kway teow in my own room be called romantic now? "
“Whether it’s romantic or not, it’s not about the kind of food you eat.
Rather, it is up to you, the mother, with whom you share the food.
And whether the person to whom the food is shared feels any other happiness besides food.
It's like this beauty on the bed...well, I wonder what this lady's name is? "
"cherry."
"Miss Ying, from my point of view, you should have experienced happiness other than beef rice noodles.
And this happiness should be felt only when I have a meal with my mother, right? ! "
This is not a question, but an affirmative.
Number 1, however, was using affirmative sentences to seek confirmation from Sakura.
Wu Ke: "..."
Originally, he felt that Number One's personality was a bit glib, but he didn't expect it to be so exaggerated.
"Yes, as long as I am with brother Wu Ke, no matter what I do, I can feel extra happiness."
Hearing this, Wu Ke looked at the girl, with only one meaning in his eyes: Are you number one too? !
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