"Mom, what's going on with little sister Shan Shuang?"
Upon learning that he had an extra wife-to-be for no apparent reason, Wu Ke rushed home immediately.
Find your mother and directly question the situation.
"What's going on? Summer is here. Can't I invite her to come over to our house to play?"
Mother Wu was busy in the kitchen when she saw her son barging in to ask questions. She calmly added salt to the pot of braised prawns and answered nonchalantly.
"That's not it, I mean, Miss Shan Shuang said she wanted to marry into our family and prepare to marry me as my wife!"
Wu Ke said directly.
"Oh, is there such a good thing in the world?!"
Mother Wu directly turned off the stove fire under the braised prawns and said with a look of surprise.
It was as if she only knew this at this time.
"..."
[Mom, your heartbeat frequency, can it beat more steadily?
And the faked surprised expression on your face, could you please stop showing it so obviously? ! 】
Wu Ke wanted to spit out what was in his heart, but after thinking about it, he still didn't expose his mother's show directly. Instead, he patted his head and showed a real smile.
"I'm sorry, Mom, I just wanted to make a joke with you, but actually it wasn't true!
After all, Sister Shan Shuang is so much younger than me, how could she marry me as my wife? "
Hearing this, Mother Wu raised her eyebrows and with a sharp look in her eyes, she denied her son's denial.
"Why is it impossible? You are tall and tall, and you have inherited the charming appearance of a mother like me. Although your brain is indeed a little bit awkward and you are not worthy of such a handsome and sunny appearance, Shan girl is a You are an excellent child, and I don’t mind your inability to use your brain..."
[Having trouble with your brain? ! 】
Wu's mother's words were too straightforward, and confusion quickly appeared on Wu Ke's face.
⊙ω⊙? ? ?
"Besides, my family also has this idea, and I have an old relationship with your father. It can be said that we are of the right family, and you two are quite compatible. Why can't I marry you as my wife?"
Mother Wu continued.
"Wait, let's not mention that we are well-matched, but why do you think that your son and I will fall in love with a little sister of Shan Shuang's age?"
"Do you hate her?"
Wu's mother asked, Wu Ke shook his head.
"Then she hates you?"
Wu's mother asked again, and Wu Ke continued to shake his head.
"I have no idea."
"Then I can tell you that Shan Shuang doesn't hate you."
"So, this is what you call a perfect match, Mom?"
"of course not."
Mother Wu shook her head.
Wu Ke looked at his old mother, hoping to get a reasonable explanation from her.
"Except for your sister Lily, have you ever experienced going to the movies or amusement parks with other girls when you are this old?"
Mother Wu suddenly asked.
Wu Ke was stunned for a moment, then really thought about it seriously, then shook his head: "No."
"That's it."
"What's the matter?"
Wu Ke was a little confused.
"You haven't done this with other girls, but you have done this with Shan Shuang, right?"
Mother Wu said.
"Have it?"
Wu Ke was a little confused.
"Of course. Didn't I ask Shan Shuang to bring you food a few days ago? Didn't she ask you to go out on a date? Mom, I heard about it. My son, you didn't hesitate at all and just agreed to the date. request, and that night, he took her to a Western restaurant with a theme of couples and had a big meal..."
Hearing this, Wu Ke took a breath and remembered that in the doll's diary, regarding the record of the night three days ago, there was only one sentence written on it: "On the night of July 11th, I went out for a big meal with someone." That's it for the brief record.
[What exactly did my imitation doll do in its own identity when it was living in this world on my behalf? 】
At this moment, Wu Ke's heart was full of doubts, but he couldn't help shouting and roaring in his heart.
"The candlelight dinner, and you cut the meat with your own hands for the girls to eat. Mom didn't expect that you, a silly boy, would be more romantic than your dad in some aspects..."
Mother Wu remembered Shan Shuang's personal description after returning from a date a few days ago, and tears could not help but appear in the corners of her eyes.
And this is the power of onions!
The onions on the chopping board are very fresh. I just bought them today. I will make fried beef with onions tonight.
Now every time she cuts an onion, Mother Wu makes an expression that suits her when she speaks her own words.
"Ah, Mom, there must be a big misunderstanding..."
Wu Ke tried to explain.
"What's the misunderstanding?
Shan Shuang is a well-behaved and sensible child, and she is delicate and beautiful. She is an oriental beauty full of ancient fragrance.
She doesn’t hate you and is willing to come to our house to be our daughter-in-law. The family also agrees with this. Isn’t this great? "
Mother Wu didn't listen to her stupid son's explanation.
Shan Shuang, who was following, heard the words "Isn't this good" from Wu's mother, and couldn't help but think that "the mother and son really look alike". She was a little thirsty, but she calmly He picked up his water glass on the table and took a sip.
"But, mom, I have a female vote!"
Wu Ke could only say this.
"Well, I know this. Lily has mentioned it to me before."
Mother Wu nodded.
"It's just that I heard that he was a foreigner."
"Well……"
Not only are they foreigners, they are already aliens, and they are the ones with dragon horns on their heads and tails on their buttocks.
Wu Ke was speechless and could only ask: "Mom, are you the kind of person who is unenlightened and prejudiced against race?"
"of course not."
Mother Wu answered decisively.
"It's just that your sister is right. When it comes to finding a partner, you have to be more cautious!"
Mother Wu said.
"Lily, what on earth did you say to my mother?"
Wu Ke turned around and looked at his sister who was huddled behind the living room wall.
"..."
Wu Lili shrank her neck.
Just from the reaction of the brother outside, she knew that it was definitely not something that a doll could do.
It should be that my brother has returned to this world...
"Brother, I didn't do anything. I just told our mother some things about my sister-in-law."
Walking out on tiptoe, Wu Lili didn't dare to look at Wu Ke at all, and gave an answer that made no sense at all.
To be honest, Wu Lili felt like shooting herself in the foot. She only boasted to her mother about "knowing people, knowing faces but not knowing what they know" and "the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will use sweet words and do things like deceive her brother." , this kind of innocent boy's daughter style...
However, they originally planned to keep their wealth and wealth to others, but they never expected that the girl who had lived in their house for a period of time would be interested in marrying her into their family.
The man is affectionate and the concubine is interested. Mother Wu, who was worried about her stupid son's emotional problems because of her daughter, actually hit it off with her opposite party and deliberately brought Shan Shuang, who has been in the hearts of people for a long time, and already regarded as her goddaughter. Girl, let’s talk about my stupid son.
And it just so happens that Jerez's imitation doll is the kind of tool that can adapt to changes in circumstances and can play both sides and exploit every opportunity.
This matchmaking actually gave Wu's mother the feeling that her son was having fun with Shan Shuang.
On the contrary, now, Wu Ke suddenly came over and questioned him in surprise.
Mother Wu felt that her son seemed a little too stupid, ahem, and had a low emotional intelligence!
"Xiao Ke, as a boy you have to be responsible. Either don't accept the kindness of the girl from Shanshuang's family in the first place, or decisively make a complete break with your unreliable ex-girlfriend. Anyway, what's the matter? , it’s not okay to be a scumbag!”
Wu’s father also came over at this time and said that due to the wanton actions of the SB Masked Guards in this world, local residents like him who clocked in to work had nothing to do. Now they mostly live a retired life at home. , and told his wife that he was on a long vacation.
"..."
Wu Ke couldn't argue. He had no idea what his doll had done in this world, and he had no way to explain to his parents that it was not his real self. His real self had actually traveled across the world to save the world. Fighting various bad guys and doing dangerous jobs, even though he did not encounter any powerful enemies in this execution of justice...
"Yes, even if you are stupid, my mother never dislikes you."
Mother Wu, who once disliked her son for wearing red underwear outside and broke Wu Ke's countless Superman DVDs, seemed to have amnesia, but she said this to her son with sincerity at this moment.
"But if you become a big scumbag, eat out of the bowl and think about the pot, and want to have two boats, mom, I will feel extremely sad."
Mother Wu, who spoke quickly and acted like a girl, even though she was still a beautiful woman with a charming voice and a sweet voice, she also caused tons of psychological damage to Wu Ke's son. harm.
Wu Ke was about to speak, but was about to speak again. He repeated it several times before finally calming down his inner emotions, which were not so exaggerated when facing a powerful enemy.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Regardless of the actual facts, admitting your mistake is a good choice.
"It's good that you know you're wrong."
At least, Mrs. Wu is quite satisfied with her son's current attitude of admitting his mistakes.
"Then, Xiaoshuang..."
Just when Wu's mother was about to continue saying something, Wu Ke interrupted her speech.
"Mom, I'm sorry, I have always treated Shan Shuang as my sister!"
Wu Ke played the sister card.
"It is by no means a relationship between a man and a woman. Shan Shuang is just like Lily, but in my heart she has the same status as a biological sister."
The famous scene appeared at this moment. The expression of Shan Shuang, who was given the sister card, did not change. On the contrary, Wu Lili behind her frowned, as if she was beaten from afar and was attacked by her own brother.
"Then how do you explain that you took Xiaoshuang to a couple-themed restaurant for dinner three days ago?"
Mother Wu asked.
[I didn’t eat that meal. How can I explain it? I can only...]
"Because I wanted to eat Western food that day, and the Western set menu at the couple-themed restaurant is relatively cheap!"
Wu Ke said this very firmly, even though he was not in this world three days ago.
"Xiaoshuang, is this like it?"
Mother Wu looked at the girl sitting on the chair at the table.
Shan Shuang was a little silent. Although she looked at the menu again, she obviously didn't remember it.
"I have no idea……"
She could only tell the truth.
"But this is how it should be!"
After looking at the [definitely so] expression on Wu Ke's face, Shan Shuang added another sentence.
"Sorry, Xiaoshuang."
Wu Ke couldn't help but look at the girl a little regretfully, wondering what his puppet had done to the girl.
"without."
Shan Shuang didn't care.
"Well, that's what it is!"
Mother Wu sighed.
"That's it, Mom!"
Wu Ke breathed a sigh of relief and answered.
"So when will your girlfriend be free, can she bring her over to show her to her mother?"
Mother Wu smiled again.
"Ah, this, not long after..."
Wu Ke could only reply like this.
"Not long after, how long exactly?"
When Wu’s mother asked, she casually mentioned something about someone else’s family.
"Aunt Zhang, who has been to our house before, is only forty-four years old this year, but she is already the grandmother of two grandchildren."
"Um?"
Wu Ke looked over in confusion, wondering what his mother meant when she suddenly said this.
"That was a month ago in the morning, when I went out for a walk and met your Aunt Zhang, and I heard her mention it.
Her son had his first child the year before last when he was about the same age as you now.
And his daughter-in-law was also good at giving birth, and she gave birth to her second child the following year.
Oh, those two little guys are so cute, they can’t help but make mom realize that she is no longer young..."
"Well, your mother means that you should have a child as soon as possible to play with her, so that your sister will not feel lonely and cold after she leaves home and becomes independent."
Father Wu was very considerate and gave a more detailed explanation.
"If you feel lonely and cold, Mom and Dad, why don't you have another baby?"
Wu Lili suddenly interrupted.
"Oh my god, Lily, what are you talking about!"
Mother Wu screamed, glanced at Father Wu, and her face turned a little red.
He looked like he was not talking about what he meant, but it happened that the national third-child policy had been implemented.
"Compared with having another baby, your mother is still looking forward to holding your brother's child more."
. . . .
Wu Ke left home in some embarrassment. On the way back, he felt a sense that things were right and people were different.
Obviously in this world, he should have just grown up, but he is already facing the end of being forced to get married and have a baby by his family!
Did he travel through a parallel world, or did his family's mentality change too much when he was no longer in this world?
Ultimately, this can be attributed to the fact that the world has changed so much...
