Of course, this was not because the two rituals were greedy, but because she had been followed by Fujino Asagami all day today, pestering her and trying to get her into the gang. After suffering so much harassment, if she was at night Wouldn't it be a loss if we didn't have a good meal?
Therefore, when the sun was setting and she was preparing to go home, she was invited by Asakami Fujino to have a hot pot dinner together tonight. She didn't hesitate for too long and agreed as if it was a matter of course.
However, after entering the door, Liang Rixi saw the guy who made her unable to see the dead line yesterday, holding a pair of underwear and putting them on in the room.
The action was very well executed. When they walked in, part of the area where the package was to be wrapped was still exposed, but it was clearly visible in front of them.
"Mr. SB is home. Hey, your head is actually pink. It's really cute."
Asagami Fujino just glanced at it and then complimented her with a fake smile. As an eighteen-year-old high school student, although her physical condition was a bit special before this, she still knew some girls who were normal at this age. of something.
"So, is this guy an exhibitionist pervert? He likes to expose his penis in front of women?"
Ryōri had a bit of a bad look on his face and asked Asakami Fujino next to him.
"I don't know. When I stayed with Mr. SB before, I never saw him exposing his nakedness to me."
Asakami Fujino answered seriously and looked at it a few more times.
"So, he exposed Ou Jinjin now, did he show it to me specifically at the right time?"
The two rituals couldn't help but become suspicious.
"Hey, hey, don't go too far, who is the exhibitionist pervert?
Also, who would specifically check the time to reveal Ou Jinjin to you?
Who do you think you are, the person I like? "
Pulling up his underwear and snapping his fingers, the evil black mud emerged from his body and formed a suit of suitable clothes on his body.
"I just took a shower. Look, my hair is all wet. Then when I came out to put on my underwear, you guys happened to bump into me!"
Wu Ke explained.
"There was a lot of noise when opening the door. It took a few seconds to take off your shoes and walk in, but you didn't take your time to lift your underwear?"
"I was thinking about something just now and didn't pay attention to the outside world. When I came back to my senses, I found that you were staring at my Ou Jinjin rudely."
Wu Ke said the truth without changing his expression.
Hearing this, the two men raised their eyebrows.
With a click, she snapped her fingers three times and pointed at the black clothes on Wu Ke that were condensed in front of her.
"I know what you want to express. These are clothes made of my abilities. In theory, they can also form underwear. However, what you don't know is that if you don't wear underwear that is not made of abilities, it will make me There is a feeling of being naked in front of a large audience, that is the real perversion!"
In response to this, the two men were silent for a while, and then said: "Forget it, it's not like I haven't seen the male one before (when I passed by the police murder scene), yours is quite big, not black and not ugly, It doesn’t hurt my eyes, I believe your explanation.”
Wu Ke: "???"
The two rituals turned to look at Asakami Fujino. She touched her belly and said, "I'm very hungry. You hurry up and get the hot pot, but remember, I got those two plates of beef. I have to eat the big head."
After that, they performed the ceremony as if they were staying at home. They took a box of Haagen-Dazs ice cream from the refrigerator next to the open kitchen, which was still the original flavor, and sat on the floor and started eating it directly.
The hot pot in this country should actually be called sukiyaki. To put it bluntly, it is just a pot of random stew. If you don’t need to adjust the sukiy sauce and just buy ready-made sauce, you only need to throw in the ingredients that should be stewed and pour Add water and sauce, and you can cook it directly on the fire.
A flat, low wooden table was placed in a room of less than thirty square meters, which included a kitchen and a bedroom.
Being close to the window, the window was opened, and the unique aroma of sukiyaki sauce slowly floated out.
"You may not believe it. After I landed on the moon this morning, I was attacked by an alien life form. The person called himself Cefalu, but he was a guy who could create a humanoid monster hundreds of meters high..."
The three of them sat around a table, and Wu Ke talked about what happened to him on the moon this morning.
Asakami Fujino looked like a curious baby, listening to the story with great interest on the right side.
In contrast, the two men on the left are sandwiching beef with ice-cold mineral water. A hot mouthful goes into their stomachs, followed by a cold mouthful. He is really a person who is not afraid of having a stomachache, and the look on his face From his expression, it can be seen that the two rituals have a completely disbelieving attitude towards what Wu Ke is saying now.
[Alien life forms have also destroyed some civilizations that existed in the past world. What kind of mess are they? 】
Although the history of the two rituals was not good, and she did not like to learn about mystical knowledge, she still had basic common sense. She thought that she could not be deceived by going to the moon to fight giant monsters.
"So, what happened to the bad guy who destroyed civilization in the end? Did Mr. SB eliminate him?"
Asagami Fujino asked.
[Do you really believe this deceptive nonsense? 】
The corner of Ryo Rishi's mouth twitched, feeling pity for Asakami Fujino's stupid brain.
"No."
Wu Ke shook his head.
"Eh?"
Asagami Fujino blinked his eyes with a confused expression, seeming a little confused.
"Because I can't eliminate it."
Wu Ke sighed and explained.
"What appears outside is only the material body of that guy Sefalu, but her real life core has been completely integrated with the star core on the moon, something that guy calls 'moon spirit crystal'. Together……"
"Unless I can raise the moon with it, no matter how many times I destroy that guy's body, she can slowly recover by absorbing the energy of the universe. I tried many times, but I realized this a little."
"It turns out that it is an existence that needs to be raised to eliminate the moon..."
Asakami Fujino nodded.
"No wonder Mr. SB can't deal with a guy like that."
The girl understood.
"No, it's not that my power can't raise the moon, it's just that I realized that raising the moon in this world would have a bad impact on this planet, so I gave up. But I just thought, How can we deal with each other without raising the moon, and then not notice you."
"Oh oh oh, so that's it!"
Asakami Fujino looked suddenly enlightened, followed by surprise.
"I never thought that Mr. SB could be such a powerful person and have the power to blow away the moon!"
"Pfft, cough cough cough..."
Next to him, there was the sound of spraying water, and then the sound of a choked cough.
"What's the matter, Miss Shiki?"
Asagami Fujino looked over with some confusion.
"It's nothing, I just think people nowadays are really good at bragging."
"You don't believe me?"
"Should I believe it?"
"But everything I said is true."
"You just want to tell me about the incident just now. The reason why your Ou Jinjin was seen by us. To be honest, I didn't want to say anything at first, but the story you made up is really outrageous. , I'm sorry, but I really can't help it..."
The temperament of the two rituals was a bit cold, but today she was heated up by this silly and sweet guy Asakami Fujino. It was impossible for her to say that she was not depressed.
It just so happened that the guy next to her tonight (Wu Ke) hit her gun directly, but it made the two rituals directly transform into a little expert in insulting people.
"Although the moon is not larger than the earth, it is still a satellite. As for a person, well, I don't need to treat you as a person..."
Gu Wuke: "???"
"But a living individual wants to raise a satellite. I'm sorry, I am not a child, so please stop telling such childish jokes. Seriously, if you say it again, I may not be able to bear it. Stop, the water will come out again."
Picking up the mineral water bottle and shaking it, the meaning of the two rituals is obvious. This refers to squirting out the water you just drank from your mouth.
"Then how can I make you believe what I say?"
"If you believe you can raise the moon and stars, that's only if I can use the Demonic Eye of Death to cut open the planet under my feet."
Two Ceremonies responded directly.
"Hey, can you do this kind of thing?"
Wu Ke's eyes widened.
"Hiss~"
Asakami Fujino was beside him, taking a sip of the enoki mushrooms and taking a breath of cold air at the same time.
"???"
The two men had question marks on their faces, and their expressions darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye.
She believes that her language expression ability should be no problem, although she doesn't like talking to others in her daily life.
[Forget it, these two guys are a little abnormal, let’s explain...]
she thought.
“It’s precisely because I can’t do that kind of thing that I say it.”
The two ritual chopsticks in their hands pointed at Wu Ke next to them.
"So, this is what I think you are talking about. It is a fantasy, but it is impossible to deceive me about the meaning of the ceremony."
Wu Ke thought about it seriously and asked, "Even if you see with your own eyes the evidence that proves what I said, will it still be the same?"
"Hmph, if you have evidence, then bring it out."
The two rituals snorted softly.
"Look outside."
Wu Ke pointed out the window, Asakami, Fujino and Liang Riyi subconsciously looked out, but neither saw anything special that could be used as proof of their words.
Liang Liyi frowned a little and looked back: "What do you want me to see?"
"Heaven, the moon."
Wu Keyan's words are concise and to the point.
"Isn't it just a waning moon? What's so special about it?"
The two rituals were a bit confusing.
"I forgot to tell you that when I was fighting that Sefalu, I accidentally shattered a large part of the moon. That was probably the waning moon caused by our battle."
Wu Ke explained.
Two rituals: "???"
Asakami Fujino exclaimed: "Wow, that's amazing!"
A simple girl has no doubts.
"Fuck, I have reason to think you are deceiving me."
"It will take some time for the moon to repair itself. If you don't believe it, you can just look at the moon in the sky in the next few nights to see if it is still a waning moon."
After Wu Ke finished speaking, he mentioned the invitation incidentally: "If so, you will join our family of justice partners."
"If not, you won't harass me in the future?"
Two rituals asked.
Wu Ke nodded.
After thinking about it, Liang Li felt a bit at a loss, so while eating hot beef, he put forward a new condition: "Not only can you not harass me, but you must also be responsible for my three meals a day when you are my neighbor. Until the two guys move out from here?”
"no problem."
Liang Li blinked her eyes, and she felt like she still lost money! ?
. . . .
Fuyuki City, the Tosaka family.
"What happened today, why did you suddenly leave my side?"
Tohsaka Rin was questioning Red A like a teacher asking students where they were going in class.
"I discovered the magic power fluctuations caused by the battle between the servants, so I went to investigate."
Red A explained.
"This is the reason to investigate the enemy's situation."
Tohsaka Rin nodded in approval.
But immediately, her expression became solemn.
"Archer, do you know that if a heroic spirit leaves the master who needs protection at will, it will be very dangerous once the master encounters the enemy's heroic spirit?"
Red A: "..."
His master Tohsaka Rin, as expected, started to lecture at length, just as his character would do.
"In this Holy Grail War, you and I are one entity, and your random departure has caused me to fall into a state where my personal safety is not guaranteed for a period of time.
Although, in the end, there was no such thing as encountering a hostile servant, it did not mean that the problem did not exist.
So, Archer, you, an unknown person who can't even remember your real name, need to reflect on the wrong behavior you committed today! "
Facing Rin Tosaka who was preaching, Red A did not refute anything, but lowered his head knowingly: "I'm sorry, it's my fault. I will reflect on my mistakes."
Tohsaka Rin→i orz←Red A
Tohsaka Rin glanced at Red A. She was not a mean-spirited girl. Seeing the other person acting like this, she felt a little embarrassed. However, she crossed her arms and said arrogantly: "Forget it, I will forgive you this time." , please tell me quickly, what important information did you find out after you abandoned me today?"
"yes."
Red A raised his head.
"The information I found is..."
Of course it was impossible for him to say something like, "My father is not dead either".
Instead, he said seriously: "You may not believe it, but Berserker beat up Saber who was riding three horses!"
Tohsaka Rin was shocked: "!?"
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