415 Is there a problem with holding a beauty pageant in a world at war? No problem-( ̄0 ̄)-

Style: Science Author: Bai QianquanWords: 4220Update Time: 24/01/12 21:46:24
Wu Ke complained about telling the sea dweller to self-destruct. This was an order that was absolutely impossible for the sea dweller to execute.

Mermaids and sea monsters, in order to compete for who is the most beautiful creature in the sea, can beat each other's brains out, and even fight to the point of almost annihilating the race.

However, if they were asked to face the consequences of the demise of their own race in peace, it would be something that no one would accept.

In turn, the Mermaid Queen and Naga Queen of these two groups gave Wu Ke a blank look at Wu Ke who said this.

The words "Looking at Silly Beep" were barely written in the two pairs of eyes full of charm.

Of course, the way Wu Ke looked at these two guys was almost the same as the way they looked at him - [You are so fucking stupid]

But as the saying goes, people of the same race may have different customs and habits, and if you want to purposefully solve the incongruous problems that cause trouble at present, you should not get entangled [Sea-dwelling species are a stupid race in the eyes of the group] of this.

Wu Ke, on the other hand, intends to respect the traditional custom of Haiqizhong, which values ​​its own beauty so much that it can even lead to thousands of years of civil war. He decided to change the way the two groups of Haiqizhong compete for beauty!

. . . .

"You are so stupid. In my life so far, I have never seen a race of idiots like you!"

As soon as Wu Ke opened his mouth, he was like a senior troll, like a mouthful of thick phlegm, spitting directly in the faces of the two queens, humiliating both the Mermaid Queen and the Naga Queen.

"What did you say?"

Almost speaking in unison, the two queens of the ethnic group who had great conflicts seemed to be standing on a united front at this moment. They were both a little confused and angry after being sprayed for no reason, and they looked at Wu Ke angrily. Come over.

However, it has to be said that these two kings of the naturally gifted group, guys with charming abilities all over their bodies, look more like a coquettish one when they are angry.

However, the Mermaid Queen is a weak and feminine type, while the Naga Queen is an aloof and cold queen.

"It's obviously a competition, but you resorted to war to determine the winner. Am I still wrong?"

Wu Ke was a reasonable person, so he directly thrust his hard object in front of the two queens who were the overlords of the sea.

Facing the punches as big as sandbags, Queen Naga, who had been beaten before, looked like a cold and strong woman, and she quickly gave up.

Only the Mermaid Queen, who had never been beaten, still seemed a little confused and planned to say something.

However, before she could say a complete sentence, she was just complaining about words like "You only use violence...".

(Please use the coquettish voice of a cute girl here!)

With a bang, this guy's Tianling Cap felt the iron fist of justice.

With an ouch, he was beaten and fell to the ground, with his butt raised high.

"Oh, you look like you're in pain. Are you okay, Her Majesty Queen Laila from the mermaid tribe~"

Next to her, Queen Naga actually made some sarcastic remarks.

"I said all sea dwellers are idiots, and you still look happy?"

Wu Kebu kicked over and kicked the rest of the guys against the wall.

After strengthening the empathy of the two queens and the sisters, he looked a little heavy and said slowly: "I want to hold a real [battle] to let you see what is right. [Strive for Beauty], and then solve the root conflict between your two races!"

"fighting?"

"Competing for beauty?"

The Mermaid Queen and the Naga Queen looked at each other.

"Is it a beauty pageant?"

the mermaid queen asked.

"it's useless."

Queen Naga answered the question and continued.

Sea dwellers are not a race of idiots.

Before the great internal strife broke out, the ancestors of the sea-dwelling species had used peaceful methods to compare the beauty of each other.

But in addition to achieving some initial results and alleviating conflicts, the final result ended in failure.

Their appearance divides the sea-dwelling species into mermaids and fish-men and sirens. Mermaids only find mermaids good-looking, and the same goes for sirens.

The great civil war broke out between the two when the public said the public was right and the mother-in-law said the mother-in-law was right, and in the end neither could convince the other.

The two queens of the sea-dwelling ethnic group both showed that they knew a lot about the past history of their family groups. They looked down on Wu Ke who proposed this kind of solution to the conflict between the two ethnic groups, but it was actually useless. Their eyes flashed. There is some contempt, although it is not too obvious, but it can still give people such a feeling.

Clenching his fists, Wu Ke resisted the urge to beat these two idiots, but patiently said it was okay.

In the past, the reason why sea-dwelling species failed to peacefully compete for beauty was not because of the error of this method.

It was a mistake on the part of the notaries and referees. They chose their own people as referees and notaries.

But those referees and notaries are themselves members of the sea-dwelling species, but they are simply unable to achieve objective aesthetics fairly and impartially.

“So, if we want to determine the beauty level between your two races fairly and justly, it has to be done by a foreign race guy who has nothing to do with the sea-dwelling species.

I will invite people of other races to serve as referees in this smoke-free war, and conduct a fair contest between your two ethnic groups in terms of aesthetics and beauty.

Therefore, you have to go back and make some preparations and select ten individuals from your two tribes who can represent the beauty of your tribe to participate in this beauty pageant of sea-dwelling mermaids and sirens! "

. . . .

The problem of irregular races must be solved in special and irregular ways.

The sea-dwelling species was outrageous, but what Wu Ke wanted to do was equally outrageous.

In a world of war, a beauty pageant is held for misfits.

This has to make some racial individuals who have received invitations from referees and notaries wonder whether this guy who calls himself SB is having a seizure again...

. . . .

"Are you suffering from a serious illness?"

The attire is a little revealing, and he is different from the sea-dwelling species. The eight-level magician master Xin Ke Nirvalen of the forest elf species stood up and stood in the way before Wu Ke came to visit their little princess. In front of this extremely troublesome guy.

Xinke Nirvalen exuded the aura of defensive elf power magic. He was holding an invitation letter stating his status as [Aesthetic Judge] and [Guest] for the Sea-dwelling Species Beauty Pageant in his hand. He crossed his two slender and with The voluptuous thigh sat on a big bright red flower.

This female elf's face had a look of "If you are seriously ill, then I will be very happy", she stared at Wu Kezai with squinted eyes.

"This is a peaceful action for the beauty and peace of the world..."

Wu Ke explained seriously.

After finishing speaking, he just sighed.

"I'm not the one who's sick, it's the sea-dwelling species that's sick!"

Wu Ke said bluntly, but he said that he was just a doctor who cared about the patient Hai Qizhong.

As for now, the invitation letter in Sink Nirbalian's hand is a prescription drug list issued by him.

The individuals who receive the invitation are medicinal materials, and whether they go or not depends entirely on the will of each race.

"But one thing I need you to know is that the goblins have agreed to send envoys to participate in this beauty pageant and be the judges...

And if you forest elves did not attend, I cannot guarantee whether it is possible for the goblins to make friends with other powerful races at the conference.

Well, now, in addition to you forest elves, I have roped in dragon elves, giants, goblins and other races to participate in this sea-dwelling species beauty pageant, to serve as the scoring judges and guests watching the competition. .

I am quite impatient, maybe after listening to this information, you can give me a definite answer! "

Compared with the natural smile on Wu Ke's face, Xinke Nirvalian's face was expressionless for a while.

After a few seconds, the corner of this guy's mouth slightly raised, making a fake smile, and said: "Our princess is still young. Since you took her out for a long trip last time, This makes our queen worried. Therefore, within a short period of time, it is impossible for her to go outside the territory of the forest elves.

However, you don’t need to worry at all, because my eldest lady, Sink Nirvalen, the head of the twelve noble families of the forest elves, will personally take people to attend this grand event belonging to the sea-dwelling species as a token of appreciation. The elves express their respect for you, the ambassador of peaceful exchanges, and their goodwill towards other races who also participate in this event. "

"In that case, I will wait for the good news from you forest elves on the island where the beauty pageant is held!"

After Wu Ke finished speaking, he didn't stop here any longer. He simply crushed the ground he was standing on, ejected and flew away quickly.

He looked at the figure who almost ignored the magic traps laid by the high-level elf magicians around them and flew away carelessly.

Sitting on the large bright flowers without moving, Sink Nirbalian, who is fifty-seven years old this year but still has a childlike face and plump breasts, and looks like he was in his twenties. The beautiful girlish face gradually loses its emptiness. Fake smile.

The corners of Xinke Nirbalian's eyes were twitching, and the invitation in her hand had long been crushed into a ball of paper.

"Damn bastard guy!"

She spoke through gritted teeth, as if she wanted to bite the person to death.

"Teacher, why didn't you let us do it just now?"

At this time, a girl's voice came from the side, seeming to ask in confusion.

"Do it, why do you do it? It's not like you haven't seen that guy's speed. My student Nina Kleib, when you want to do something bad to others, please think about yourself. If you want to do something, you have the possibility of success!”

"But, teacher, haven't we already used the latest techniques to surround that guy?"

A bespectacled elf girl with glasses on her nose walked to the side of the big flower holding the staff in her hand. Her temperament was a bit weak, but she asked weakly.

"Although I don't want to admit it, based on the situations I have played against him, I am not even 10% sure of keeping him.

And if you can't get rid of that guy at once, falling out with him is not a good choice. He was able to kidnap the princess before, but next time, he may not be able to kidnap the queen. "

"Then are we really going to participate in the so-called beauty pageant of sea dwellers?"

"why not?"

"Eh?"

The bespectacled girl was stunned for a moment, but she quietly looked at the invitation that had been crumpled into a ball in her teacher's hand.

"So, Teacher Xin Ke, what the other person just said is true?"

"What?"

"Goblins, dragon elves, giants and other races have all agreed to participate in the beauty pageant as judges and guests?"

Nina knew that her teacher had a petty personality, like the person who made her opponent unhappy just now. It would be strange if her teacher didn't turn against her and let her opponent take advantage of her.

Apart from the only reason why her teacher would choose to go, she couldn't think of any other possible reasons.

"Is it true? We elves cannot sense the magic. That guy is extremely resistant to our magic and can interfere with our ability to detect lies and the effects of using it.

But, Nina, you have to know that no matter whether what the other party said is true or not, the other party will probably say the same thing in front of other races..."

"Eh?"

"We, the elves, still have the magic to detect lies, but what about other races? They don't!

Therefore, those races will definitely choose to believe his words.

Even if you are not sure whether it is true, there is a high probability that someone will be sent there to participate in the beauty pageant.

At that time, even if what he tells us is a lie, it will become a real thing because of the judgments and choices made by other races..."

"This is an upright strategy of the other party. Unless the most direct violent means can be used to break the situation, we can only hold our own noses and follow the steps he wants us to take... "

There is no doubt that Xinke Nirvalen hates Wu Ke, but she has to pay respect to Wu Ke's powerful force and the coercive methods based on powerful force.

"That's a difficult guy with a brain problem but no fault in his intelligence!"

. . . .

"The forest elves have agreed, you'd better think about it..."

Xinke Nirvalian guessed right, this was an upright and hard-core invitation. After Wu Kelai came to the goblin side, he directly said the same thing to the goblin king, and said it to the forest elf side. words full of threats.

Whether you want to go or not, don’t bring them down, but please don’t worry about whether the enemy race you choose to go to will win over other powerful races who accepted the invitation as allies in the beauty pageant, or alienate your own race. Therefore, the allies we have become harmful to our own race...