When he came to the sea-dwelling mermaid tribe, he met the mermaid queen Leila Lorelai IV, but the other party preemptively made a request to destroy the sea monsters of the fish-men tribe, so that he could achieve his wish to achieve the goal of integrating the giant species and the sea-dwelling mermaids. purpose of cooperation.
For this kind of straight-to-the-point person, before he even opened his mouth to say some requests, he acted like a confident guy: "I already fully understand the purpose of your coming here, and I am confident enough to give you a set of words first."
When you are not sure whether the other party wants to make an excessive request, wait for him to refuse, and then make a less excessive request to make it difficult for him to continue to refuse. This is a strategy similar to stepping on the threshold.
Obviously, if the mermaid tribe had this idea, Wu Ke would not be led by the nose like they wanted.
When Wu Ke realized that he might have fallen into the trap of the Mermaid Queen's words and was at a disadvantage in talking to the other party, he directly adopted a simple and crude strategy, that is, "You can talk, but I won't talk anymore." , Farewell! 】
As soon as Queen Laila finished her words and stepped aside to pull the mermaid general Ifra, Wu Ke grabbed the fish's tail again and was lifted up upside down.
Wu Ke didn't say a word, as if he regarded the mermaid queen on the throne as nothing. He turned around, grabbed the big sea fish in his hand, and carried the gagged sea snake on his shoulder, and walked towards the crystal door when he came in. He was not very fast. Float away slowly.
The mermaid queen looked like a young and lovely girl, with a simple and unpretentious expression on her face. Her eyes were a little dull, almost like "Why don't you play according to the routine?" The words came out.
Watching his general fan the fish's tail, he seemed to be trying to break away from the big hand holding his tail. However, in the end he couldn't do anything, but he gave up on himself and gave up the struggle. Like a salted fish, he was dragged away...
After Wu Ke dragged his family to the door, the Mermaid Queen reacted and hurriedly shouted: "Guard, stop him!"
As soon as he finished speaking, two tridents crossed in front of the door, and a scantily clad mermaid female guard with only two shells as a cover stood in front of Wu Ke.
"what do you mean?"
Looking back, Wu Ke asked his question calmly.
"What do you mean?"
Queen Laila's face didn't look very good and she asked in reply.
"Are you talking about me turning around and leaving?"
"What else is there besides this?"
Wu Ke pondered for a moment.
At this time, he had regained the initiative in the conversation, which was given to him personally by the other party.
He looked serious and replied, "I'm leaving here because I feel like I have nothing to talk to you about."
"Um?"
"Queen Laila, you have no sincerity. After I met you, you always talked non-stop. You looked completely self-absorbed and didn't respect me."
"When did I not respect you?!"
[As the Queen of the Mermaid Tribe, I meet you, a foreigner, alone. Although I have arranged some powerful sea warlocks behind the palace, ready to use them when there is a possibility of a falling out, doesn't this also reflect my respect for your strong strength? Are there some measures that I have taken? Whether it is face or dignity, I have given enough. In your mouth, why don't you respect it...]
Queen Laila's thoughts were racing, and she quickly thought of a possibility: "Your Excellency SB, have you misunderstood something? The power of charm I just exerted on you was not an intentional act on my part, but on our sea." Qizhong is naturally beautiful, and will naturally have a strong ability to attract some intellectual racial beings who have similar aesthetics to ours..."
"No, that's not what I mean when I say you don't respect me. Besides, your charm ability doesn't have much effect on me."
Wu Ke said.
Queen Laila raised her eyebrows. Although she knew that the charm ability was useless to the guy in front of her, she still felt a little offended by her beauty when he was told it directly, but she felt a little angry in her heart.
"When I say disrespectful, I mean you disrespect my profession, who I am, and that's what you said from the beginning."
[I did say it...]
"I am a peace-loving being who likes to use peace to communicate with multiple races..."
[No, I didn’t say that! 】
"But what are you talking about? I can only hear one meaning in what you just said, and that is that you want to use me to attack the sea monster of the fish-men tribe...
You may not know my exact identity, but I tell you now that I am a kind-hearted person who spreads the belief of peace and the idea of friendship.
And you want to kill all those sirens who may have truth, goodness and beauty in their hearts, those whom I can try to influence. This approach, with all due respect, is really outrageous to kind people..."
Wu Keyi said righteously.
He first put two scapegoats on the Mermaid Queen's head, placing himself in a favorable position on the moral high ground, and then, like a saint, he began to accuse and teach the other party, and uttered the twenty-eight-character mantra of peace like a magic reform: peace, friendship. , prosperous...
As soon as these words came out, the mermaid was stunned. Queen Laila was stunned for a while, and gradually fell into serious self-doubt.
[Isn’t it just that you have a request, and I also take advantage of the situation to make my own request?
Even if the request made here does not conform to your personal principles and makes you have an opinion, then you can still put forward your own opinion, and we can still discuss it, right?
But now, what is the situation? ? 】
. . . .
Before coming to the sea-dwelling species, Wu Ke learned some information about the sea-dwelling species from Jibril.
Among them, the sea-dwelling species' love for beauty seems to be a major characteristic of this race. Based on this characteristic, Wu Ke developed a new language specifically to criticize sea-dwelling species, what [a beautiful existence is not only beautiful on the outside, but also beautiful on the outside, Even the inside is beautiful], and [Compared to external beauty, inner beauty is the most rare beauty] and so on...
And based on these words and arguments, Wu Ke came up with this sentence: "When I first met, your beautiful and moving image, queen, was reflected in my heart, but now when I look at you, oh, I tui, that is, you have a hateful face. It’s just a big evil fish!”
This sentence directly breaks the Mermaid Queen's defense.
"You two-legged bastard, shut up!"
The mermaid queen's face was red, and the one who was angry was roaring angrily.
"Just shut up, you shameless salted fish, how dare you bark in front of me..."
After spewing a lot of obscene words, Wu Ke, who advocates peace and justice, was at a loss for words.
Thinking back on some of the quintessence of Chinese culture that I learned in the past, now I only have scattered videos that I saw on my friend Levi’s cell phone.
Now that Wu Ke is thinking about it and selling it now, the effect of scolding fish is naturally not as good as the original videos.
However, fortunately, the Mermaid Queen was the first to experience such insults, and her first experience made this kind of rhetoric have an outstanding effect.
"The beauty of the soul is the real beauty. If the soul is not beautiful, even if it is beautiful on the outside, in the eyes of others, it will only be like a vicious snake and scorpion, so ugly..."
With the point of view of "the inner beauty of the soul" as the finishing touch at the end of his words, Wu Ke took a long breath.
Only then, in front of those mermaids who either stood on the bright side or hid in the dark side, did they question the mermaid queen spiritually.
"Excuse me, are you wrong?"
The Mermaid Queen's spirit had long been unable to withstand it, and she immediately started sobbing when she was asked this question.
"Wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have thought about killing all the fishmen!"
Leila Lorelei IV cried, tears streaming down her face.
However, this mermaid queen did not cry because she felt remorse for what she had said to the fish-men sea monster.
However, after Wu Ke connected the two concepts of the beauty of the soul and true beauty, and persuaded her to accept this point of view (fooling), Queen Laila felt regretful for her behavior in making the soul ugly. , so I couldn’t stop crying.
Becoming ugly is unthinkable for sea dwellers!
Wu Ke didn't expect that his words could be so effective.
However, he did not miss this great opportunity.
“It’s not too late if you can correct your mistakes if you know them.”
After a pause, he coughed and asked again.
"So, Queen Lyla, do you know what you should do now?"
"what should I do?"
The Mermaid Queen had not recovered from being deceived and was in a state of dementia, so she followed these words in a daze.
Wu Ke narrowed his eyes and said in turn: "Of course, you have to join our Peace God Religion to understand the truth, goodness and beauty of the world, so that your soul can be completely purified, and you can completely transform yourself from an ordinary fish living in the sea to a sea-dwelling species. The super mermaid…”
"Super mermaid?"
"That is the representative of the ultimate beauty of the sea-dwelling mermaid tribe, do you understand?"
He was talking nonsense.
"Hiss~"
Wu Ke heard the sounds of the mermaids around him sucking in cold air.
Of course, this is also due to the fact that the sea water is isolated in this crystal palace.
Otherwise, it should be the sound of sucking cold water, gurgling...
[These idiot mermaids...]
The Siren Commander, who had witnessed the whole scene of the mermaid tribe being deceived, felt extremely sick in Nasha's heart.
[How on earth can a mermaid be so easily deceived by other people's words and fight with them for thousands of years? 】
. . . .
Facts have proven that when all possible other factors are eliminated, the remaining answer, no matter how absurd, will be the only truth that cannot be refuted.
Therefore, the fact is that the sirens of the fish-men tribe and the mermaids of the mermaid tribe are actually the same sea-dwelling idiots.
. . . .
Without even using the correct means of exercising power, such as checks and balances and planning to repeatedly jump between the two sea-dwelling racial groups, merfolk and fishmen, to use as negotiation capital, Wu Ke just relied on a set of aesthetic theories that he casually made up. , convinced the queen of the mermaid tribe.
And when he went to persuade the Naga Queen from the mermaid tribe, what happened was similar to what happened with the mermaid tribe.
The only difference is probably that when Wu Ke was on the mermaid side, he didn't take action against the mermaids at all, but when they were having peaceful exchanges on the merfolk side, those violent murloc sirens did.
It's just that she failed to beat him, but was defeated by him alone. Queen Naga of the fish-men tribe also listened to him finish those [aesthetic theory] principles while lying on the bottom of the sea.
. . . .
Before the giant race and the sea-dwelling race could reach a cooperative relationship, Wu Ke had to first coordinate the relationship between the two sea-dwelling races that hated each other.
And this involves the conflict between the sea monster and the mermaid, which lasted far longer than the outside world knows. It is the real reason for thousands of years of fighting.
That's right, whether it was the reason for deserting the sea to fight that I heard from Shanvia, or the conspiracy theory about the Elf or the Demon King that I heard from Jibril, they were all false reasons.
There is only one real reason for fighting between the mermaid and the sea monster within the sea-dwelling species, and that is: Which one is better between me and him?
You read that right, the truth behind the civil war between the two ethnic groups is a battle over beauty!
Wu Ke used the aesthetics of casual nonsense to persuade the queens of the two races to temporarily put aside their own prejudices and their murderous intentions towards each other's race.
With him as the mediator, we sat down to talk about the future of the sea-dwelling species. When he heard the real reason for the civil war of the sea-dwelling species from the mouths of the Mermaid Queen and Naga Desire...
Wu Ke directly got hard on the two [peerless beauties]-like seafood monster queens. It wasn't any other strange thing, it was just his pair of fists!
Wu Ke can understand and accept the reasons for abandoning the sea or conspiracy theories, but still having faith and being framed by calculations.
But these two races fought a civil war for thousands of years just to compare each other's beauty. Because they couldn't convince each other.
There is no belief involved, and there is no plot by someone with intentions. It's just to compare each other's beauty?
MMP, this is not a sea-dwelling species, this is a fucking retarded species!
Coming to this world, according to the calculation of this world, it takes seven or eight months.
During this period, Wu Ke encountered human beings struggling to survive, orcs who avoided fighting due to lack of strength, and individuals who dedicated their lives and faith to the divine species behind them and tried their best to fight for the Star Cup. The races involved in the war...
But the sea-dwelling species is a race that Wu Ke thinks is outrageous.
The star cup that can control the world, the throne of the only god?
According to the two seafood queens, the Poseidon who created them had no need for it.
The other species of gods competing for the Star Cup actually only want the control of the sky and the earth, and do not have much demand for the ocean.
Therefore, the sea-dwelling species, who have no need for the earth or the sky, can actually be members of the masses and live their own leisurely lives, but now they are almost killing themselves.
In this regard, Wu Ke just wanted to say: I'm tired of hearing this, hurry up, you sea-dwelling species, find a place to destroy yourself!
