"By the way, can I catch up?"
Wu Ke still understands the principle of eliminating evil and doing everything possible.
The people being questioned were Mopu Mopu, Black Adam, and Constantine, and the three looked at each other in confusion.
"It should be impossible to catch him. We don't know where he is in the world."
Mopu Mopu answered from the perspective of a demon from hell.
"The demons that can be transported from hell to the human world are either summoned by the human world, or they, like the First Fallen, have pre-set coordinates for the passage to the human world."
Black Adam said as a spell expert.
"Without knowing the coordinates, even if we open the road to the human world from the position where the opponent just opened the passage from hell, we will not reach the same place as the opponent. We will only return to the coordinates marked when we came. , which is the basement of the Justice League headquarters.
In the absence of specific coordinates, no tracking methods, and if the other party is not a fool, he will definitely hide. If we want to find the guy with only his head left in the world, it is undoubtedly the act of looking for a needle in a haystack. "
"We also have Nimue Yinmandu."
Wu Ke said.
"Mrs. Xanadu's prophecy ability is indeed good, but the problem is that Satan guy seems to know a lot of countermeasures."
The person who spoke this time was Constantine. He had asked Madam Xanadu to explore the situation of the First Fallen, hoping to find the other party's weaknesses and then deal with the enemy in hell.
However, Mrs. Xanadu accepted the money, and after trying it, she told him that he couldn't do it. According to the rules of the industry, the deposit given by Constantine was not refundable.
This hell detective still has a vivid memory of this, because he quit smoking for two days due to lack of money during that time, and he also stayed at the house of his ex-girlfriend who didn’t know his age. Eat and drink.
"Okay, that's all I can do."
Wu Ke felt helpless and gave up the idea of continuing to pursue the First Fallen.
"Go and consolidate the territory of the three kings!"
"Aren't we going back to the human world?"
"Obviously, the three kings of hell are not the only ones who can help us here in hell. There are other demons in hell. I think we can't favor one over the other. They may also be good demons with warm hearts and are willing to help us do some righteous causes! "
Wu Ke said seriously to Batman, who had come to hell with him to see the situation.
Batman's eyelids twitched under the mask, and he had a premonition that he was about to die.
Sure enough, this SB boy who now looks like a devil soon announced unilaterally that he would become the savior of hell. He would liberate the evil nature of the devils in hell and change this bad underworld. !
Guang Weizheng's slogan, Mopu Mopu shouted loudly on behalf of the opponent, but, damn you, didn't you come to hell in order to cope with the future crisis of the war between gods and improve your own strength?
Why do you now act as if you plan to stay in hell, rule hell, and become the new king of hells and the only ruler of hell?
. . . .
The camera's perspective shifts to the human world, inside a secular church.
In mid-air, a dark hole suddenly appeared.
The next moment, a demon head that resembled an Eastern Flying Man was ejected from inside.
With a pop, the First Fallen's head fell straight into a gold-plated, but in fact, worthless copper product and a large cup filled with holy water placed on the desk.
"Pfft~"
Satan, who had no arms and legs, fell into it and spat out a cup of fake holy water. Compared with the real holy water he had drank before, which was like burning a knife, the holy water this time was rancid and smelly.
Obviously, the pastor of this church is definitely a despicable fake believer. The holy water in the cup has not been changed for an unknown number of days.
"Damn it, how could I, the mighty Satan, end up in this situation?"
Looking up at the somewhat dusty picture of God's crucifixion pieced together by stained glass in front of him, Satan only felt aggrieved.
However, he can't do anything now. The rules of the world and the binding force are being imposed on him.
If there is a body and the sea is not injured, Satan naturally does not care about the suppression of the power of human rules.
However, now he only has a head without a body, which can only stay motionless like a salted fish in the cup where the smelly fake holy water was just now.
[Is it possible that I will have to use my tongue to move in the future? 】
th.
The former King of Hell, and the poor man who may only be able to move with his tongue in the future, and may even not be able to get out of this big cup at all. These two worlds are so different from each other, making the First Fallen feel the emotion called despair. .
He somewhat regrets his former aloofness. You must know that in this human world, he also has so-called admirers, such as the 666 cult who often call him in hell. If he could have more Give those guys something to respond to and create a deep connection with each other.
When he escaped from hell this time, he didn't have to teleport to this broken church that was not controlled by human demons. Instead, he could reach those ignorant 666 believers with more precise positioning.
As the saying goes, good fortune never comes singly, and misfortunes never come singly. However, Satan's house leaked and it rained all night. After his demonic power was suppressed by the rules of the world, the fracture under his head gradually emerged from the fracture that was left in his head. The blood came out and the ability to stop bleeding disappeared.
Although Satan is called the King of Hell, he is neither an angel nor a demon in nature, but more like a human being. The first human being to experiment with works, after coming to the world, his life form also became more... He was biased toward humans, so when the blood in his head was flowing out, his consciousness also appeared blurred like that caused by excessive blood loss in humans.
After realizing this, the First Fallen became even more sad and angry. Complete blood loss may not kill him, but he will definitely fall into a deep sleep in which he cannot perceive the outside world. Once he enters that state, the worst consequence is that he will never be able to sense the outside world again. Can't wake up.
There is even a possibility that someone like a dark wizard might discover him and refine him into something like a cursed magic weapon.
"I, Satan, am I going to die from this?"
The First Fallen fell into a deeper despair.
"That's not fair!"
He roared, but his voice faded.
"God, mortals are your creations, and you have blessed them. I am also your creation, and I am the first creation, but you don't bless me. This is unfair..."
Faced with the imminent sleep that was almost the same as death, Satan, who had lived for countless years, cried out in frustration, like a child with only a brain, but his cry was quickly heard by others. The voice interrupted.
"boom!"
A priest in black clothes with messy robes kicked open the door of the side hall of the church.
Before the person arrives, the sound has already arrived.
"Hardy, you, an orphan, came to my church to play tricks on me again?"
I saw the priest skillfully picking up the wooden stick next to the door and walking in with a fierce look on his face.
He was just preparing to have sex with a little girl who was finally knocked unconscious by his drug.
But he was startled by the words "unfair" that suddenly sounded outside, and even the thing he took out shrank directly.
The priest swore to God that if he caught the kid who frightened him, he would never be soft-hearted and would definitely use the stick in his hand to break the leg bones of the kid who was causing trouble and disturbing his enjoyment.
His eyes were scanning the church, as if he was looking for an orphan child who always came here to cause trouble. Finally, the priest's eyes came to rest on the place where there was some water on the ground, and then looked at the slightly shaking, blooming place. The wooden table with the holy water cup had a sinister expression on its face.
In the past, the orphan Hardy seemed to be very interested in the holy water used for baptism.
"Hardy, where are you hiding?
If you stand up for me now, I can promise to only spank you.
Instead of breaking all your leg bones..."
The table over there suddenly shook even more violently.
The perverted priest sauntered over, the stick in his hand ready.
Spanking, who are you kidding me, his favorite thing is child abuse.
Otherwise, there would be no need for him to come to such a remote and unprofitable town to serve as the priest here.
"I found you!"
The perverted priest walked around the table, went directly to the opening in front of the table, and lowered his head. He looked like a completely perverted horror movie. But unfortunately, this was not an ordinary horror movie, but a fantasy. horror movie.
"Strange, why is there no one down there?"
[Hey, why did I turn it upside down? What is that? 】
While his consciousness remained, the pervert priest saw a headless person standing behind him from a third-party perspective...
No, that's not right. The headless man is wearing clothes that belong to him. That's him...
The head, cut off by a line of blood, rolled to the ground in front of him.
At the last moment of his life, the expression on that head changed from confusion to horror.
The squirming mouth seemed to be saying 'devil'.
And the eyes that quickly dimmed reflected a somewhat terrifying scene...
A head rolled out of the copper cup containing the holy water. The blood flowing under the head was connected to the blood sprayed by the headless corpse, but it was a little bit. The blood carried the head and was installed on the cut body. On the body of the head.
Satan came to life, and using the body of the perverted priest, he knelt down towards the picture of the Passion of God made of stained glass and clasped his hands together. The King of Hell had never been so pious as he is now.
Satan wants to take back those words that were disrespectful to God. His Creator, his God, has never ignored him as the first creation.
Otherwise, how could a priest, a Catholic priest who dedicated himself to him, be sent to him when he needed it most?
After receiving the benefits, praying for a while, and having done all the superficial work, Satan stood up. Although there were still tears on his face, he no longer feared eternal sleep or being made into a magic tool. He looked weak, but his eyes were full of sternness.
"I have to fight back to hell, but I need powerful helpers, but where can I find helpers..."
His eyes glanced at the Crucifixion of God, which showed the angels welcoming Jesus back to heaven, and he immediately had an idea.
. . . .
Hell changed hands, and another three months passed.
In hell, integrity, justice, equality, love, etc. are gradually visible, just like the banners of such slogans.
Many demons living in hell feel that this world is too crazy.
The changes are so fast that even they, who have strong adaptability, can't adapt.
The mouse wants to be the cat's bridesmaid, and the evil devil from hell wants to change his ways.
Start today, start from yourself, and become a good partner and leader of peace and justice messengers!
. . . .
"Am I crazy, or are you crazy? We demons must uphold good qualities and have the consciousness to maintain peace. The stronger the power, the greater the responsibility, eh?
The newly ascended King of Hell, the guy known as the Lord of Justice, was his head hit by the horn of destruction, or was he hit by the horn of Noah's Ark?
He actually asked us hell demons to abide by some of Guang Weizheng's rules. Is his brain like Watt's? "
This is not one or two demons who are questioning this, but many demons from hell are questioning this.
However, half a month has passed and now, in the original territory of the three kings of hell, few demons dare to express their inner feelings so directly in front of the demon who was originally the judge and is now the propagandist.
"Listen to me, Lord Justice is all for the good of us demons. As the saying goes, when the righteous SB comes, the spring of hell will come.
When the righteous SB comes, the light of our devil has arrived.
He is the sun of hell, dazzling and warm, bringing us hope that hell will move into a new era! "
The devil as a propagandist spoke passionately.
It seems that he has no doubts about these things and is an extremely fanatical fan of Wu Ke who came to hell.
However, His overly enthusiastic words of empathy did not infect the questioning devil. The questioning devil just looked at Him with the eyes of a fool: "You are indeed crazy, that Lord of Justice who is said to be from the human world." , driving you crazy!"
"Okay, then do you want to sign this devil's contract that advocates kindness?"
The preacher demon was helpless and could only ask the most direct and fundamental question.
"Ha, I thought you were crazy, why would I sign a contract that would make the devil crazy?"
The questioning devil's eyes have upgraded from looking at fools to looking at idiots.
"Don't you know that in hell now, the three kings and more territories are already under the command of Lord Justice?"
"I know."
"How dare you refuse even though you know it? You don't want to live in hell anymore?"
"This hell has become like this. It doesn't matter if I, Doralon, don't wait for me. At worst, I'll go hang out in purgatory!"
The corners of the questioning devil's lips curled up, and he waved his hands and prepared to walk away from the devil, but...
There was only a snap, and the neck was broken directly by the demon preacher behind him.
"W-why?"
The preacher demon had no expression on his face. He handed the not-quite-dead Dragon King Demon to his subordinates and ordered in a gentle voice: "The number of demon corpses in the back is almost full. Go and pick up the corpses of the unrepentant guys." Everything is thrown into the dark abyss of evil thoughts..."
