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A man with a bare buttocks was swaying his naked body in the hot mist. Since the other person's back was facing this way, Warren White could only see the man's back, which was not very broad.
On it, there were some old scars that looked like centipedes had crawled over them. No matter how you looked at it, the guy taking a bath inside was not someone to be trifled with.
Warren White swallowed somewhat. Along the way, no matter the Gotham bailiffs who escorted him here, they had strange expressions.
Or maybe it was the half-smiling look in the eyes of the mental hospital nurses when he came in, which made the financial fraudster realize that he might have done something wrong, and that the place he came to might not be the place he came to. What a great place...
But who is he? He is Warren White, the great white shark of the American financial world. He has obtained more than one billion US dollars by himself and hid it in secret accounts in various banks. Even if he is accidentally caught and arrested by the police, The law still couldn't do anything to him!
And this is the United States, a world of capital. As long as there is money, like the current imprisonment, Warren White believes that in the near future, he will be able to use his strong financial resources to open a channel to freedom outside - to Money clears the way.
Of course, freedom in the future is inevitable, but it is also a matter of the future. Warren White now has to face a figure who looks like a gangster.
However, Warren White panicked for a moment and quickly calmed down. As the saying goes, money is a person's courage and a person's waist.
Warren White is rich, so he has the courage. Even in this weird Arkham Asylum, he can force himself to straighten his back.
What makes him so confident is actually another secret weapon, which is his clever mouth that can bluff and exaggerate and is worth more than a billion dollars.
Although Warren White has never been in prison, he also knows that as long as he shows his edge, most people will subconsciously avoid his edge.
Although Arkham Asylum is not a prison, even mentally ill patients should know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.
Thinking about these things, Warren White took a deep breath and prepared to bluff. The guy in front looked like he was not easy to mess with, and the caregivers also said that he was the craziest person here.
In other words, as long as the other party is dealt with, other guys will not easily come to trouble him, a newcomer who just came in to avoid the limelight.
Taking some big steps, but it was caused by the position of the anus that was checked just now. God knows why this mental hospital uses the method of checking prisoners in a prison for serious criminals. In short, Warren White came to the bathing place. Under another lotus next to the lying man, he opened the faucet in front of him very naturally.
The hot water spilled, which still made him relax a little. Warren White pretended to be casual and said: "Hey, friend, why are you the only one washing here? Well, I almost forgot, I just came in here. Newcomer, you can call me Great White Shark, let’s get to know each other!”
After all, Warren White is just a financial criminal. Even if he pretends to be strong and introduces himself to a stranger, it still looks a bit like a performance.
And if anyone has looked at the movie about a thug in a suit that was released just a few years ago, they will find that the attitude shown by Warren White now is exactly the same as that of the thug in suit actor in that movie. Eighty percent similar, much like a hunter holding a shotgun, ready to hunt at any time.
Warren White's performance was perfect, but unfortunately, the person he spoke to was not a supporting actor in the movie who would read and act in line with the actor's lines.
"Oh, I know you. Before you came in to enjoy your personal bathroom, the Dean of Arkham gave me your information. He wanted me to give you a good lesson in human nature."
Warren White became a little nervous.
"However, when it comes to teaching about human nature, at the very least, the person being taught needs to have human nature. Unfortunately, Mr. Warren White, for a scumbag and evil person like you, human nature is basically the same as you. Insulation!"
The hot water faucet was turned off, the hazy hot water mist became thinner, and Warren White finally saw clearly the appearance of the people around him.
The corners of her grinning mouth were smeared with flaming lipstick, and her face was as white as paint, but the eyeshadow was painted very well. The wet hair on her head looked a little sparse...
"Jo...Joker?!"
Warren White, the great white shark, sat down on the ground after clearly seeing this man's appearance.
"I'm not interested in inhumane guys, but one thing that needs to be reiterated is that you may be a great white shark outside, but at most you are just a small fish here, and I don't like a small fish jumping like You're as happy as a great white shark, and then you splash water all over others, you know?"
The clown, who was definitely not wearing any makeup, bent down and looked closely at the frightened man on the ground. He nodded hurriedly and suddenly laughed.
"Very well, then, Mr. Warren White, little bastard, I welcome you on behalf of Arkham Asylum. I hope you can have a pleasant night tonight.
Of course, if you are accidentally killed by your roommate who is arranged to sleep with you, please rest assured that I will definitely give you a fresh flower on your body!
By the way, do you like red roses or white roses? "
the clown asked.
"Wait a minute, why am I getting killed by my roommate?"
Warren White's eyes widened.
"You have to ask yourself this. Obviously, the dean here doesn't like you, and the person who lives here..."
The clown raised a finger, pointed at his temple, shook his body and head, his body language was very expressive, and he was still talking.
"There are many murderers with brain problems. For this unpleasant guy like you, arrange a kind and friendly roommate, such as some dismemberment maniac, or someone with pica or a guy who likes to eat raw meat from the buffet. , it’s so easy!”
"What, no, this is a crime!"
Warren White screamed. He did not doubt the clown's words, because there were lunatics like him here, so it didn't seem impossible that other psychotic murderers with brain problems would appear.
"Crime? No, Mr. Warren White. What we have here in Arkham is just a group of insane, mentally ill patients who deserve sympathy from the outside world. No one is committing crimes here, and no one is committing any crime here." Will do bad things, hehe, hehe..."
As he spoke, the clown laughed, as if he had witnessed today's trial scene in the Gotham court with his own eyes. He actually pretended to act out Warren White's self-argument in the court today and said.
"Your honor, I am not guilty. My psychiatrist told me that I have insanity. The things you mentioned about deceiving the elderly, I had no idea that had ever happened...
Oops, you are really a talent in Gotham using this excuse of mental illness to avoid legal justice. Oh no, it should be said that a guy who is not a talent may not be able to do this kind of thing, because he really knows how to do it in this city. The felons who commit major crimes in the city basically have brain problems! "
"So, this is actually a prison for serious criminals?"
"Hmm, it's hard for a bad guy to get out after basically entering this place. For a guy like you, the dean of Arkham probably won't be willing to issue you a diploma for mental illness cure."
The clown nodded, and Warren White's face became a little dull, and a look of despair slowly emerged.
"No, I have money. If I can bribe the other party, I will definitely be able to get out."
"I'm looking forward to it. Don't forget to take this good bathing friend with you when the time comes. I won't do anything to you now!"
The clown encouraged him with a smile. The optimistic attitude of the guy in front of him made him quite happy.
The person who can be the dean of Arkham has a problem with his own brain. How can he be bribed with just money?
But don't mention that behind the other party, there is also his dear, rich old rival, who is strongly funding and supporting him!
If you want to get out, you'd better rush to the next life as soon as possible. If a guy like this who deserves to go to hell still has a chance to be a human being in the next life...
With a bang, the ceiling of Arkham's large bathroom suddenly exploded.
"Tsk, the quality is definitely cut corners!"
The clown stood a little further away, but he started to comment on the ceiling that almost hit him.
And underneath, the great white shark, the little bastard fish, the financial fraudster who had just entered Arkham today, and Warren White were trapped under the falling ceiling, but they didn't know whether they were dead or not. However, with the crash The hot water flowed out, and there was a lot of bright red color oozing out of it.
"You are the Joker of this world. Meet me. I am Night Owl. If you want to get out of here, all you have to do is join our criminal syndicate!"
The person who entered the room was different, but his words were much more domineering, if you don't take into account the embarrassment of being carried by the super queen just now.
"Ha, these days, even guys like Batman are being chased by people who wear similar styles of clothes. But, to be honest, the design of your clothes is a bit poor. What are those glasses? He wears sunglasses. Do you think your eyesight is too good?"
What this guy with a bare butt said directly made Ye Xiao blush.
"I'm not Batman!"
"I know, but your taste is almost the same as his!"
The clown replied.
"So, tell me, do you want to go out?"
"Honestly, I don't really think about it. I'm on vacation here. I can leave anytime I want."
"Joker!"
Just then, there was a sound outside. A woman wearing a nursing uniform ran in hurriedly, holding a bathrobe in her hand. After entering, she handed it to him directly. Then, the woman raised her gun and Targeting Ye Xiao and others who appeared in the bathroom.
The Joker put on his robe in a leisurely manner. If Dean Arkham is the bright-side manager of the asylum sitting in his office, then the Joker is the manager of the asylum who is on the dark side among the mentally ill people being managed.
Only half of the psychiatric nurses (prison guards) here are from Dean Arkham, and the other half are members of his clown acrobatic gang.
Looking at this scene, Night Owl acted like a good guy. He went to jail and directly joined the prison management. Is he worthy of being said to be his old enemy on Earth 3, the violent vigilante of Gotham, and his counterpart in this world?
And in this way, things become a bit difficult. You could have recruited salable teammates on the condition of being rescued, but in the end, they left whenever they wanted. They didn't want to leave just because they really didn't want to leave, but they let him. The plan fell into bankruptcy again.
Night Owl thought for a while and said: "I am recruiting companions to fight against those guys from the Justice League. You are Batman's lifelong enemy. This is why I am looking for you."
"OK, I'll join."
Night Owl: "..."
This guy didn't even hesitate, but he seemed to be fundamentally different from the violent vigilantes in his world.
"Don't get me wrong. I just think it would be more interesting to fight against the Justice League, and I have been a little leisurely on vacation recently. Of course, since I am just an ordinary clown, so if you want If I am to appear on stage, you will have to provide me with some necessary clown props to use in my performance!"
The Joker put forward the conditions for joining.
"what would you like?"
Night Owl asked.
"Some small fireworks, the kind that can explode into beautiful mushroom clouds. By the way, its alias is Big Ivan!"
Night Owl had no expression on his face, but Grid, who was accompanying him down, said: "I can get it, but it will take some time to hack into the military computer network..."
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"Why, can't you do this?"
In outer space, when spells don't work and different types of rays attack in vain, the two guys who come here start the most primitive battle to explore human philosophy.
Even though this is not a locker room, and they don't have vests that can be torn off at will, the raging fight scene can't help but make people feel excited. They want to fly into the universe and intertwined with the two people on the side of the big star. Under the background board, side by side, and then huddled together.
Punch me and I'll kick you.
If you kick me, I'll give you a hammer.
The scene was quite brutal, but the two of them were very durable.
What's even more surprising is after testing each other's strength.
The two are almost the same, except for their philosophical skills, which have some differences in strength.
However, Black Adam is still a bit immature, and he probably hasn't experienced many philosophical battles at the same level in his long life.
But after four or five hours of fighting and spending a lot of energy, he was defeated by a boy with more experience in hand-to-hand combat.
