"Are you, a useless old man, taking advantage of us for fun?"
Oni Renhua, the most ill-tempered one, was the first to be unable to bear it. His body swelled up, the muscles all over his body were flexed, and a pair of bright red ghost eyes with vertical pupils opened on his eyebrows.
He walked over, stretched out his hand, grabbed the skinny old man, his neck was like a chicken's neck, and lifted him up.
"I...I don't have the hexagrams. This is how the hexagrams appear."
The old man explained, kicking his old legs, and his hands with age spots were grasped by Gui Renhua's palms. However, compared to a normal person in his seventies, the old man was in better shape. It's a young man who can't shake the idea of practicing ghost body.
"How dare you talk nonsense and tell lies to deceive people!"
Ji Renhua's eyes became fierce, and the fingernails on his fingertips had been stretched out, showing some sharpness. Just as his other hand was slightly curled up, he was ready to have a rough disembowelment scene at the next moment, but he was blocked from behind. The Human Ghost King made a steady voice to stop him.
"Hua'er, stop, put him down, I want to hear him explain it to me."
The old man was put down and collapsed on the ground. He covered his throat and started coughing on the ground. But the current situation was very dangerous. He did not dare to delay for too long. After getting up from the ground, he explained to the Ghost King. The specific situation of the hexagram just mentioned.
However, the human ghost king couldn't understand the hexagrams. He was just a reckless man practicing ghost body. Just when the human ghost king was getting more and more impatient and was about to do it himself or let his disciples kill people, he said: When it reached his ears, it suppressed the murderous intention rising in his heart.
"You said that your hexagram technique has a lot to do with the core altar of Jiangzhou Ghost Domain?"
The human ghost king is a little doubtful.
"Thousands of years ago, the altars that formed the core of Jiangzhou Ghost Domain were arranged by my ancestors..."
In order to survive, the old man told his true identity clearly, but he did not dare to hide anything for fear of being pinched to death.
"If you count other things, there may be errors, but if you count the core of Jiangzhou Ghost Domain, there is absolutely no possibility of errors."
The old man said very firmly. At this time, he had no choice but to show his determination. He could only stick to that outrageous hexagram to save his life in this situation.
All the people in the underworld were shocked by the old god's absolutely accurate calculation of the semi-immortal, and they couldn't help but whisper.
Although a lot of information about the core of the ghost realm has been spread among the underworld, not even the Human Ghost King has seen the specific situation with his own eyes.
To be honest, even if the core is now calculated to be on the moon, although it is a bit outrageous, after all, this world still has the saying of sun essence and moonlight. What if the core follows the moonlight every night and then drifts on the moon?
There was an old man with a good reputation who beat his chest and risked his life to ensure that his hexagram was fine and the core was on the moon.
These nagging underworld people immediately found many reasonable explanations in their minds, and some even sighed.
"No wonder I haven't found it in Jiangcheng for so long. It turns out that I went to the moon!"
This sentence, understood from the side, means: It is not that we are useless and cannot find what we are looking for, but that what we are looking for is not where we are looking for it - here in Jiangcheng!
This is a happy excuse to explain. These days, the people in the underworld here not only have to prevent their traces from being discovered by the night watchmen of Jiangcheng, but also work hard to find KPI indicators issued by the boss, the ghost king. It has been life-threatening.
Now that there is such an explanation, everyone is a little relieved. Inevitably, some people support the old man's hexagram theory and think that this is the truth. This gave the ghost king, who was still doubtful, the last strength to trust him and pushed him to the end. Believe in this explanation.
It should be said that if this matter were placed in ancient times, maybe the conspiracy to seize the core of the ghost domain would just go away.
After all, even those ghost kings who can fly into the sky and escape from the earth cannot go to the moon or the so-called Guanghan Palace.
But in modern times, it was half a century ago that ordinary people landed on the moon. The King of Human Ghosts did not intend to give up, and immediately asked about the moon landing rocket spacecraft.
The eldest disciple of the Human Ghost King took out his mobile phone and browsed the Internet. Oh my god, in a province next to Jiangzhou, there happened to be a space rocket ship that was about to be launched to the moon, just two weeks and fourteen days later.
"However, it seems that it is not transporting people, but some drone exploration equipment to prepare for the fifth exploration of the moon."
The eldest disciple said that although he was considered a modern man, he had little knowledge of such things as space and aerospace. What he said were all directly published on the official website of the aerospace and aerospace surface operation station.
"If you can transport things, you can transport people. Contact the upper-level people who have deals with us."
"Master, what are you doing?"
"I want to ride on a rocket, I want to fly to the moon!"
After the King of Human Ghosts finished speaking, the atmosphere became a little weird. The expressions on the faces of the people in the underworld around him were all different.
Perhaps they didn’t expect that as representatives of feudal superstition, how could they suddenly appear as an astronaut who planned to land on the moon and was an extremely modern scientist? !
The style is a bit incompatible, not to mention that the person who said this is still a feudal superstition within feudal superstition, a guy who became the King of Ghosts in his own body.
"Also, don't stop fortune-telling, and give fortune-telling every day."
Old Man Xi, who was already a little relieved when he saw that the Human Ghost King believed his hexagram, was a little stunned when he heard this.
"One hexagram every day?"
"Yes, it's a hexagram every day until we land on the moon."
. . . .
Ouch, this is really going to cost the old man his life.
One hexagram every day, until the time of landing on the moon, even if this old man spends most of his life doing things that harm other people's moral character and enrich his own moral character, the moral virtue he has accumulated over the years cannot withstand such consumption.
But when it comes to rejection, look at the two apprentices of the King of Humans and Ghosts. They are so stubborn about him. The old man believes that as long as he says no, the money for the longevity medicine will immediately kill him.
Gritting his teeth, what else could he do? He could only bite the bullet and continue to do it. Every night, Old Man Xi would hold up his mahogany sword and perform a great dance in the stronghold of the underworld, chopping his own feet until they were numb. , raising the mahogany sword with trembling hands, facing the moon in the sky that changes occasionally, waxing and waning.
However, the old man also played a trick. He did not use Yin De every time to tell fortunes. Sometimes, he just performed it superficially, pretending to work hard to raise the peach wood sword to the sky.
And in order to save effort, he always puts the time of fortune telling at midnight every time, because only at this time can he use the ghost power of other underworld people to help him in fortune telling.
And this just avoided Wu Ke who would come down from the moon during the day and go to school seriously.
. . . .
Time flies by, and Wu Ke's actual battle on the moon every night is almost like a life and death battle.
Originally, it was supposed to be a course about avoiding damage, picking off tricks as you see them, and practicing the skills of converting body characteristics.
As a result, just because on the first day, he asked if he could fight back, as if he wanted to fight the foreign teacher.
Aqisha just smiled on the outside, which made this student who was looking for more excitement be very happy!
On the first day, just when the people in the underworld predicted that the core position of the ghost domain on his body was successful, Wu Ke had already announced the early end of the day's practical course. He only persisted until the thirty-seventh round, and there were thirty-seven That's when the water blades danced around and attacked him at the same time.
And when he arrived at the thirty-seventh round of the course, apart from launching some attacks that had little effect on Akisha's actual counterattack, he had no achievements. In the end, he couldn't hold on anymore and was ruthlessly cut into pieces by the water blade. swine.
Although there is still a tongue and one ear that can still be used, the eyes have already been blinded by excessive use of cross-characteristic rays. External limbs such as hands and feet, even non-offensive genitals, have been cut and broken by water blades. On the surface of the moon, the whole person is extremely miserable.
Fortunately, Aqisha is a somewhat 'soft-hearted' teacher after all. After seeing that her students had no ability to resist, she canceled the remaining water blades and used some treatment methods on Wu Ke, which was barely enough. There is no shortage of parts to put the person back together.
Then came the beheading on the second day, the direct beheading on the third day, and the beheading on the fourth day... But across the long river of history, Wu Kenen experienced some ancient punishments. It is conducted by our own foreign teachers.
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"Hey, brother, it seems that last night, you and sister Aqisha had another dispute over money?"
The latest sister's manner of speaking was a bit strange, and he was also led astray and became weird.
Wu Lili became a little dark because her brother slept with Aqisha every night.
But every time Aqisha returns, the witchcraft aura that carries with her the charm that counteracts hostility always clears away this part of the darkened psychology towards herself, cleansing the darkened soul of an ordinary girl.
But it has led to Wu Lili's attitude towards her own brother now becoming a bit weird.
Wu Ke, on the other hand, was mentally exhausted because he was on the verge of life and death every night, so he was not aware of this strange yin and yang aura.
Instead, he felt that his sister, who was usually indifferent to him, seemed to care more about him.
However, after all, I can't talk to my old sister about going to the moon with Aqisha for actual combat.
Therefore, every time the boy made do with answering his sister's questions.
"Yes, Teacher Aqisha is so powerful, she drains me dry every time!"
While he was talking, Mother Wu peeled two pigeon eggs for him with a smile.
"So, did you attack from the front last night, or did you attack Aqisha...sister, sister from behind?"
Wu Lili gritted her silver teeth. Although under the influence of the halo, she could not have bad thoughts towards Aqisha, but it was still okay to have resentment towards her own brother. She continued to ask.
Wu Ke thought about the sandstorm he caused on the moon last night. He left a fake evil intention in place to cover it up, and then the main body got into the underground of the moon to prepare for a sneak attack. As a result, the sneak attack failed and he was cut by Aqisha with a water blade. After losing a calf, he answered honestly: "I attacked from bottom to top, but I also tried from all angles, front, back, left and right, but unfortunately they were not very successful and did not have much impact on Teacher Aqisha. .”
Every angle?
Wu Lili opened her mouth wide.
Mother Wu's eyes also widened, and then she took a deep breath.
Nowadays, do young and energetic boys and girls do this kind of thing so excitingly?
"Then brother, you have to be careful about your waist!"
Wu Lili's words were extremely heavy, with a suppressed feeling of grinding teeth.
As soon as he heard the word waist, Wu Ke's expression changed and he subconsciously covered his lower back.
Last night, the ice pick that suddenly sprouted from the water blade directly pierced his lower back. The painful spot on the left waist was deeply remembered. The repaired position is still aching. .
"Thank you, I paid attention."
Mother Wu walked into the kitchen and brought out a cup of stew.
"Come, eat this beef whip and turtle soup made by my mother to replenish your body."
Wu Ke felt that this thing couldn't make up for the high-intensity consumption he had to endure every night, but he still accepted his mother's kindness and ate the meat in more than ten mouthfuls, followed by another three or five mouthfuls to make soup. He was also drunk completely.
Just at this time, Aqisha, who had changed into modern clothes and lay on the soft bed for a while, walked downstairs slowly, but pretended to yawn in front of everyone, with a sound like a lark chirping, Then he said hello to his mother.
"Good morning, Auntie, what are you having for breakfast this morning?"
The cry of 'aunt' was so natural that whenever Wu Ke heard this, he would wonder if his foreign teacher was pretending to be naive.
"Oh, you still call me Auntie. Actually, if you don't mind, you can call me Mother Wu. Your breakfast today is abalone stewed with fish maw. You stewed it in the pot at nine o'clock last night. It's still hot in the pot. , I will bring it to you now..."
Ever since Aqisha came to the family, Wu Ke had a feeling that his sister's treatment seemed to have dropped by N levels.
But there is actually no decrease, but in comparison, Aqisha's salary will be higher, especially after the practical courses begin.
"Auntie, I'm sorry to trouble you."
Aqisha had no intention of changing her name and called her mother, so she sat down opposite Wu Ke. Her modern casual clothes could not hide her quiet and intellectual temperament at all.
"Teacher Aqisha, you quite enjoy the life of an ordinary person."
After Aqisha politely took the abalone stewed fish maw that her mother brought to her and drank it looking happy, Wu Ke couldn't help but ask.
"Does this really taste good to you?"
