The girl hugged him and cried for a while. Wu Ke felt that this was not the solution, so he came up with a good idea: "How about this? How about you come with me first, and then I can put you down after I find a suitable place?"
Tohsaka Sakura sniffed at the snot that was about to flow out, her red eyes looked like she had just cried, and she stared at him blankly.
"How about it, is it okay?" Wu Ke shook the girl in his arms.
Tohsaka Sakura reacted and subconsciously nodded her head.
"Okay, we're going to heaven again, so hold on to my neck!"
After Wu Ke finished speaking, he flew away while the passers-by looked at the gods and twitched. But after a while, he flew away and flew back with the girl in his arms, landing directly on the ruins of Matou Mansion!
At the drain, he was trying to bite off his suppressed intestines. When the white worm Matou Zangyan saw him coming back, he thought that the other party had noticed something was wrong and wanted to explore the real situation and kill them all. He was frightened to the point of losing his mind. When it came out, it was like a bungee jump, dragging the intestines of the insect that had not been disconnected, and jumped in through the drain. The result was another burst of heartbreaking pain.
However, when Wu Ke came back, he only thought of one thing, that is, he came to this world penniless, with nothing on him except this broken Superman costume!
To settle a girl, the first thing he needs is money. Although he is a super-deep chuunibyou, it doesn't mean that he doesn't know the importance of money.
Have you ever seen the Superman fellows on the screen or in color pages? In addition to their hobby-driven heroic profession of helping others save the world, they all have another serious job to support their families, such as members of the fire brigade putting out fires, or working in newspapers. Scud reporter, California underground wrestler and other serious professions.
However, since those fellow villagers are all adults and he is still underage, he cannot find a suitable job in this world like them.
However, possessing super thinking and still being very young, Wu Ke thought quickly and suddenly thought of a good way to solve this problem.
After he flew down, he put the girl down and started turning over rocks and dumping debris on the ruins while the other party looked at her with some confusion.
"Hey, we got it!" After a while, Wu Ke pulled out a somewhat flattened gray safe under a pile of rocks.
He put his palm on it and heard a snapping sound. The lock inside the safe was opened by magnetic force. However, the door of the safe was somewhat stuck. After a hard tug, Wu Ke actually opened it. Some of the smashed safe doors were pulled down.
Then, under Tohsaka Sakura's dazed gaze, he took out stacks of large-denomination banknotes, took them over and stuffed them into the girl's arms: "This is the mental damage fee for the mental harm that bad guy caused you, Qian You’re welcome, you’ve got everything!”
Tohsaka Sakura subconsciously obeyed and caught it.
But then, Wu Ke pulled out rings, necklaces, gems, real estate books, bank cards and other valuable things from the safe, and then gave them to the stupid girl.
For a moment, the girl dressed in gold and silver had cash, banknotes and bank cards in her arms, and in her pocket was the ownership certificate of a certain real estate. She looked like a little rich woman. While she was still in a dazed state, she said He was picked up again by Wu Ke and flew into the sky for the third time.
After rising to a certain height and being blown by an oncoming wind, Tohsaka Sakura came back to her senses and stammered: "Brother, was that a robbery just now?"
Before being sent to Matou's house, Tohsaka Sakura had watched some movies, especially since she had a bouncy older sister at home. She often took her to watch things that she shouldn't watch at her age, such as Go to a bank to rob a bank with a rattling AK-47, something like a Western cowboy movie!
"No, no, no, how can this be a robbery? This should be called a legal request for the victim's mental damages. You are the victim. Although it was an attempted murder, do you think how many tears you just cried and how much you cried? Sad, based on your age, um, little sister, how old are you this year?”
"I'm five years old, and my name is..." Tohsaka Sakura wanted to say her full name, but in the end she just timidly said her single name: "Sakura, Sakura's Sakura, big brother, you can call me Sakura." !”
"Oh, Sakura." Wu Ke nodded first, then as if he had a mental illness, he started his performance in an opera aria tone: "Ah, you are only five years old, I have every reason I believe that that terrible experience will leave a scar on your psyche, and then evolve into a shadow that you will never be able to get rid of for the rest of your life. Five-year-old child, Sakura, do you know how delicate a five-year-old child is? "
With his super thinking activated, Wu Ke recalled the time when his earthling cousin, who was only five years old, could chase a fierce Corgi around on the street with a bamboo stick in her hand.
Then, he thought of the five-year-old boy from his hometown neighbor who once used firecrackers to explode shit in the manure tank.
Wu Ke was a little choked: "Cough cough cough..."
He coughed violently.
"What's wrong, big brother?"
Tohsaka Sakura asked with concern.
"It's okay, it's just that the wind is a bit strong here. I choked when I was talking just now."
Quickly skipping those memories that were not suitable for the delicateness of a five-year-old child, Wu Ke began to recall the kind teachings of his former kindergarten teacher.
"You are all the flowers of the motherland, and you are all the hope of the future!"
"You are all the flowers of the motherland, and you are all the hope of the future!"
"No, it's you."
"No, it's you."
"..."
Well, when the kindergarten teacher got mad later and scolded a few children and made them cry, just pretend that nothing happened.
Wu Ke continued: "Five-year-old children are all flowers of the motherland and hope for the future, so in short, they are 'Flowers of Hope'!"
Hey, I seem to have heard this term somewhere...
Super thinking made Wu Ke's mind spin very fast. He thought of his fat friend, Levi's, who often sold Superman hardcover DVDs to him. The other party seemed to have said this to him before, and there was a group leader or something. .
Now thinking back to what was playing on his mobile phone, he seemed to be able to sing the song completely: "In the far distance of the ethereal universe..."
"Hey, big brother, what are you talking about?"
Well!
Wu Ke reacted, quickly stopped, and turned back to the topic he was about to say: "What I mean is that once a flower of hope like you, Sakura, is destroyed, no amount of money or material compensation will be able to make up for it. thing.
Think about it, if you become the mayor in the future, or become the prime minister of a country in the future, and now you are gone with a bang, what a loss it will be! "
Looking at the somewhat confused girl, Wu Ke realized that such words were too profound for a five-year-old child, so he reminded him instead: "You don't have to think too much, just say whether what I said is right or not!"
Tohsaka Sakura tilted her head and thought for a moment, feeling that the big brother holding her was a good person, so she nodded obediently: "Everything big brother said is right!"
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