Wine is one of the greatest inventions of mankind.
White wine, red wine, sake, plum wine, hundreds of styles, all kinds of life.
At the Xijiji Restaurant, because Yuan Ji rarely sneaked away, everyone in the special class gathered together after a long time and held the first birthday party of the special class.
"cheers!"
Xiyun excitedly raised his cup and congratulated everyone.
In fact, no one was very interested in her birthday, not even Xiyun herself.
After all, she has lived for more than four hundred years, and things like birthdays can only remind her of her failed life in the past.
Everyone in the special class was happy for different reasons. Yang Fan was because Han Qianyan was finally willing to talk to him and forgave him; Wolf was because the jar of new wine in the center of the table came from the Donggur Galaxy, which is cold all year round, and he was also a nomad. He has a natural enthusiasm for wine; Ji Qingge is happy because she is Ji Qingge; Yuan Ji is not happy at all, but he has good acting skills and can pretend to be happy. After all, he plans to trick Ning Yun in a few months. , now inviting Ning Yun to dinner can just make up for the guilt in his heart; Ning Yun is not happy, just very leisurely, that troublesome matter has finally been solved, venue, publicity, stage layout, lighting and music, performance fees, etc. , the arrangements were completely completed two hours ago, and now we just have to wait for the two demons to come over.
And Xiyun's joy at this moment has nothing to do with her birthday.
Luna's concert will start in three days!
Two weeks had passed since she fell into a coma at the memorial ceremony. She was discovered by several strange beasts with human nature in the mountains and forests of Mount Di, and she was in a coma for three days before waking up in the hospital.
Because of this, the security of the entire Baidi Star has been very tight recently.
After all, the officials are relatively clear about Xiyun's power. It can affect the mind of an evil god, and the power of that king insect is only higher than lower.
In order to appease the people, news has been released from above, saying that His Majesty has invited the strongest people to guard the White Emperor Star. There is no need to be afraid even if the Jade Zerg comes.
In order to ensure the accuracy of this news, the officials even lifted the ban on the street in the past few days and allowed those businesses to resume business. In just one day, the streets of Baidi Star became lively.
Today is Friday, and Baidi College has opened its doors for two days so that special classes can come to eat at the restaurant that Yuan Ji has always shown off.
This restaurant is indeed good. The food on the table is all made with spirit animal meat and spirit plants, including braised Shuiling pork, braised blue sea shark fin, steamed Jiutian Xuanhuo radish, grilled Tiansen lamb leg, all kinds of meat dishes. It's plain, neatly placed on the table, and its processing technology and taste are no worse than Master Li's.
Next to him, Ji Qingge had completely lost his mind, burying his head in a basin-sized bowl and eating a lot.
This was already the fourth dish of the sixth bowl of rice. Yuan Jipi looked at Ji Qingge with a smile. The rice used in the Xiji Restaurant is all spiritual rice from the Origin. Ordinary superpowers can eat just one bowl. Is it really okay for him, the great-granddaughter, to eat enough?
"Okay, okay, I've eaten the food and drank the wine."
Xiyun put down his wine glass and looked at everyone in the special class expectantly, "Where are the gifts?"
"..."
The atmosphere suddenly became quiet, with only Ji Qingge still working.
"A gift?"
The hair on Xiyun's head stood up, "Where is it?"
"About this..." Yang Fan coughed twice, "I came from Biluoxing Village, so I don't know the ways of people in the city."
"What are you talking about? Who is that beast who spent most of the points last month to buy a wooden comb for a little girl and mailed it to Ning Yun's house?"
"That is... that is a birth gift for Ning Yun's upcoming sister."
This guy is hopeless. When Xiyun heard this, he didn't even bother to kick him. He glanced at Yang Fan with the look of "a simple young man whose soul has been corrupted by the prosperity of the big city", then ignored him and turned his expectant eyes to Yuan Fan. lucky. "That red polygon meat is your gift."
Yuan Ji pointed to the burning red unknown object on the special plate on the table and said to Xiyun, "The price of this plate alone can buy the small village of Yang Fan."
"Oh, oh...thank you."
What a sad gift, and it’s obviously just an excuse, right?
Xiyun looked at the wolf again.
The wolf noticed her gaze, paused, and then groped for a long time in the storage ring he wore on his left hand. Finally, he took out a palm-sized sign made of the highest-grade pure snow stone.
"This thing is pretty good-looking, so I'll give it to you."
"No, forget it, thank you."
Xiyun decisively refused. Anyone who could read could see the three words "Young Master's Order" engraved on the sign. She didn't want to offend those barbarians in the Dongur Galaxy. The only difference between those barbarians and interstellar pirates was It’s just that they have money.
"It always feels like you're thinking of something rude."
The wolf frowned and looked at Xiyun.
"No, no, it's your illusion."
Xiyun waved his hand to the wolf, and then looked at Ji Qingge.
Ji Qingge finally got through the first floor of the Old Story Valley before coming to Xiji Restaurant, and now he was so hungry that he could eat the table with salt.
Fortunately, I don't know what kind of rice this was. She was very hungry. She only needed three more bowls of rice to be full.
No. 11 said that her appetite would increase even further before her macro energy broke through to level 60. Originally, No. 11 had energy pills specifically designed to address this kind of appetite, but the pills tasted too bad, like It was a moldy sock that fell into the soy sauce vat, so Ji Qingge would only take that pill when he had no condition to eat anything else.
"Huh..." Ji Qingge put down his chopsticks and piled the rice bowl in front of him on the ground, "One more bowl."
Um?
"Xiyun, are you okay? Why are you looking at me like that?"
Her big innocent eyes were shining, making Xiyun feel guilty that she was extorting money.
"Well... today is my birthday."
"I know, happy birthday."
Ji Qingge sent sincere blessings to Xiyun, "I have prepared the gift."
"Really?!"
The older Loli who had lived for four hundred years jumped up happily, "What is what?"
"Humph, this is a gift I carefully prepared. This is a treasure that can be sold at auction for 0.0005 Biluoxing."
"Well, let me ask a little bit." Yang Fan raised his hand next to him, trying to attract their attention, "Why do you have to use Biluoxing as the unit of money? Don't you think it's rude?"
"what is it then?"
No one paid attention to Yang Fan, who had learned bad things. Xiyun's inner expectations had risen to the highest point, and her big eyes were filled with starlight.
Ji Qingge smiled proudly and took out the gift she had carefully prepared from the storage space.
"Clang, clang, clang, clang!"
The book, which was about two or three times thicker than the dictionary, fell on the table and caused a huge noise. Ning Yun looked at it with some sympathy for the little girl who had turned gray.
"The Deluxe Thickened Edition of "Similarities and Differences in Combat between Humanoids and Animaloids"!"
Ji Qingge proudly patted the book on the table, which was thicker than her rice bowl, and gave Xiyun a thumbs up, "I started preparing your birthday gift a month ago. As long as you memorize this With this book, I guarantee that you will be invincible in subsequent exams and internships, and you will never be defeated!"
In fact, this was prepared by Ji Qingge in the trial space. The time flow rate in the trial space is different from that in the outside world. It is said to be a month, but the actual time spent must be closer to the "year".
The cover is carefully sewn in black ancient cowhide, and each piece inside is made of the best cypress cherry tree paper in the universe.
The content above is all handwritten. Ji Qingge's delicate and handsome handwriting outlines the words describing the weaknesses of the human body stroke by stroke. There are thousands of words in one page alone. It can be seen that every picture is drawn by her own hands. , simple and clear, even a low-intelligent human like Yang Fan can understand it.
Not to mention disdain, even slowness in thanking you would be a blasphemy against this gift.
Generally speaking, if someone gives a copy of "X-Year Simulation
What if the "X-Year Simulation X-Year X Test" was made of gold and copied by that person himself?
That's how Xi Yun feels now.
So now, she doesn't know whether to feel that she is so lucky to have such a close friend, or whether to...
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Okay, okay, it's just a gift."
Ji Qingge patted Xiyun's shoulder gently and said, "You are my best best friend, so it is right for me to give you a gift."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I feel aggrieved..."
Ji Qingge slapped Xiyun on the back so hard that she almost vomited blood in her normal form, which made Xiyun's inner depression even deeper.
How miserable.
The onlookers looked at Xiyun and clinked glasses of wine silently, as if to express their condolences.
I wish you happiness.
"By the way." Ning Yun suddenly thought, "Luna has arrived at Baidi Star and is now checking in at No. 1513 of Ning's Hotel."
"I think she needs a temporary assistant. If you are willing, you can..."
"Ning Yun! You are the master of the fucking world!"
Xiyun quickly kissed Ning Yun on the face, and then left the restaurant like a gust of wind.
"...Tsk."
Ji Qingge looked at the door of the restaurant, scratched his head, and said in a sour tone, "Isn't he just a succubus? What's the big deal?"
Sensing that Ji Qingge's attention had shifted elsewhere, Yang Fan reached out and tried to take possession of the book on the table.
"Snapped!"
A wind blade struck a millimeter in front of his right hand.
"Well, I'll just take a look, just take a look."
Yang Fan coughed twice and took back his hand.
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My name is Zhang Beifan, and I am very panicked now.
After many experiments and proofs, I have to announce a regrettable fact.
This green-haired girl is indeed the gluttonous and lustful Apu.
She can accurately tell the embarrassing things that Apu and I did together, and recite the terrible dark history diaries and poems I wrote in the second grade of junior high school. She likes to eat exactly the same things as Apu, and when she sees a beautiful woman passing by, she The look in his eyes was exactly the same as when Apu manipulated my body before.
Then, her identity can be confirmed.
It happened two weeks ago.
That day, because I took talent-enhancing drugs, I could only eat some liquid food for dinner.
Naturally, Apu, who is still a gangster, can only eat the same food as me.
Because she couldn't control my body like before to break into the special class cafeteria, she didn't eat decent food for several days.
So, she began to miss those years when we first met, secretly digging sweet potatoes and roasting them in the fields of her hometown.
The way she said, "I really want to eat roasted sweet potatoes again," while drinking plain porridge without even adding sugar, was really heartbreaking.
Provided that she didn't suddenly go berserk and pour a bunch of green light points into the ground.
So what kind of luck do I have?
She was able to pick up a king insect of the Jade Zerg clan in a remote hometown where birds don't shit, and she was so stubborn that she couldn't kill it. No, she thought of it as an elf who specially made my dream come true. What the hell? He took her all the way to the human capital, Baidi Star, and also entered the Baidi Academy where human elites gathered.
Wait a minute, if I think like this, I seem to be the sinner of all mankind.
...cannot be refuted.
"Hey, we can go back to the special class in two days, right?"
The girl came over, leaned down and said to me lying on the bed.
The light green hair gently crossed my face, causing ripples in my heart.
Driven by a certain feeling, I said those words to her without thinking.
"Go back to hell, get out of here, don't disturb your employees' sleep."
"Hey, I noticed that you've been a little drifting lately. Your skin is itchy, right?"
"Haha, if you dare to beat me to death, I'll lose if I coerce you for even half a second."
"Oh, you've become more capable. Now that your wings have strengthened, you think you can fly solo, right?"
"Yeah, what the hell."
"ha?"
I caught Apu's fist, sat up, and started fighting with her.
When I didn't recognize her at first, I thought she was a woman and it was embarrassing. Now that I recognize her, I don't care what kind of flesh you have. The Sa family has been waiting for you to have a body that I can beat for a long time. Who is afraid of whom?
The fight lasted for fifteen minutes and ended with a kick from my back.
"Dong dong dong."
The door rang. I sighed and ran to the bathroom to tidy up my clothes before opening the door.
It was Han Feng outside the door. As expected, it was still the same sentence.
"It's better for young people to be more restrained. If it doesn't work, be quieter. The classmates who come with you to receive talent enhancement are poor people who have been single for more than 20 years. At least we should care about our classmates and don't irritate them. Han Feng said to me earnestly, "A colleague has already complained to me, saying that the person living next door to you has given up his studies and intends to go home and get married."
"Let's accumulate some virtue, accumulate some virtue."
The way Han Feng looked at me made me want to strangle Apu to death.
I'm not a scumbag, really.
After making a promise to Han Feng that I would never mess around, I closed the door, feeling heavy in my heart.
How to do it?
Ignoring Apu's provocation of "Hey, I've been trained again, come and hit me again, come and let you hit me", I went back to bed, closed my eyes, and began to think about the future.
How about going to Angel?
Or Heart Lake?
You can't go to Blackwater, where people eat people without spitting out their bones.
In fact, Blackwater can't go either. The Zerg is like a plague in the entire star firmament, and everyone has a sworn hatred against it.