"I want you to say that my eyes are lame! I want you to design a scumbag game to trick my believers! I want you not to play with me... I will charge you 30 IQ tax first! Then we have to write poems!" A mysterious goddess whose name I don't know Elona said, and she solemnly wrote a line on the Holy Scroll - "The furthest distance in the world."
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"The furthest distance in the world means that I can't find you no matter what.
But I'm standing in front of you and you speak a foreign language
The farthest distance in the world is not me standing in front of you
You speak a foreign language
But I clearly don’t understand, but I feel very, very angry.
The farthest distance in the world is not that you clearly don’t understand,
But very, very angry
But even though you already have Damimi, you still like a young girl
The farthest distance in the world is not already damimi
But you like to be a child
But I can use magic to reach any corner of the world
But no matter what, I can't catch up with you
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The longest distance in the world
It’s the distance between Lu Yuan and Busujima Yazi
A stay-at-home dad
Go and become a Dragonborn."
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"What a poem, what a poem," the big Nana admired it again with satisfaction, and beautifully added a line of small words at the end of the scroll, "Tiger is dead, Nana should stand up, this year, the world will be blessed!"
Well, perfect!
Your sister is perfect!
Lao Lu was about to cry at this moment.
Forget about the setting sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, but who can tell me what kind of ghost Busujima Yako is who can't catch up with the teleportation technique? ! It was obvious that Busushima Yako was already running and peeking back, his pace was as slow as a snail, waiting for Lu Yuan to catch up - but he was jumping around in Tokyo and Shanghai, and it seemed that he could never locate Busushima. beside……
Not to mention there was a naughty kid hanging on his leg causing trouble.
In the end, Lu Yuan could only stop trying and spread his hands towards Busujima Yazi who was so close but out of reach - this world belonged to Alona after all, and even though he now had the priesthood of Hircine, he was still unable to do so for the time being. Fight against this evil behind-the-scenes boss.
Seeing this scene, even if he was charged an IQ tax of 30, Yaozi understood who was causing trouble in all this.
Busujima Yako was reluctant to leave. She tilted her head shyly and made a heart gesture to Lu Yuan with a red face. Although she had been raped in this way more than once, this was the first time she confessed her love. Then turn away... Hey! I'm not leaving! The ground is moving on its own! Busujima knelt down and put on an orz pose, then disappeared in a whoosh.
"Hmph, okay, very good!" Master Lu poked the sky with his index finger and sneered, "Someone is just waiting for my revenge!"
"No, it's not me!" It was obviously impossible to be seen, but Alona was so threatened that she felt scared and subconsciously turned off the live broadcast... Then, "You are still threatening me?! We are not done yet!"
After threatening Alona, there is still the second thing to solve. He lowered his head and looked at the naughty kid holding his legs and asked, "Are you sure you want to follow me?"
"Yeah!" The naughty kid nodded vigorously.
"Why?" Lao Lu was depressed now. It was clear that you didn't agree when I presented the facts and reasoned.
"It's so fun to follow you!" the naughty kid said with bright eyes, "I've never been so happy in my life!"
...The little brat is only seven or eight years old and you want to talk to me for the rest of your life?
"Okay, so what's your name?"
"Sophie."
Sophie was troubled.
Although she is only a naughty child of seven or eight years old, she also has her own troubles.
Her trouble is that her new father suddenly starts pretending to be dead! The kind that won’t take her flying no matter how hard you beg!
It is not surprising that Sophie can recognize Hircine as a god, because she is actually a devout believer in Hircine. While listening to the live broadcast, I saw a funny guy coming up and saying the same thing. Of course I could recognize it - it would be weird if orphans who often go hungry still don't believe in God who gives free bread, right?
It should be noted that most of the followers of Hircine came this way. They initially joined the ranks of believers out of utilitarianism, but eventually they became devout believers.
Hircine's live broadcast was going viral at that time, so he didn't recognize his followers.
From Sophie's point of view, it's not surprising that Hircine can do any magical things, because he is a god! But it would be weird if Dad did amazing things! When her father took her (actually she held Lao Lu's legs and didn't let go) to chase the big sister with swaying breasts (jealousy), the whole world seemed to be spinning faster!
She only felt that in the blink of an eye, the sky was filled with yellow sand, and in the next blink of an eye, it turned into a world of ice and snow... It was so interesting! From that moment on, she knew her daddy was a magical man...but not a magical blacksmith!
"My dad is very magical, as magical as a magician!" Lu Yuan was blacksmithing, and Sophie was entrusted to an aunt in the village to take care of her.
"Of course, Master Tyrande is the best in the world. I have never seen anyone as good as him." The aunt touched Sophie's head kindly and agreed, and she couldn't help but explain the various dried fruits and meats. Stuffed it into her little mouth.
Lu Yuan is still continuing his journey of "blacksmith training".
In the past, the villagers who benefited from his kindness did not know how to repay the master blacksmith. Even if he doesn't need anything in return, the Nords are not shameless people who don't repay their kindness. But now it's better. He somehow managed to take a child with him. Taking good care of the child as much as possible can also soothe everyone's gratitude.
So no matter what delicious food there is in the village, they will be fed to Sophie. Sophie touched her face sadly, I'm so happy and you still treat me like this...
"No, I don't mean that kind of magic," the little girl defended eagerly, "I mean... he can fly!" Sophie's eyes widened.
"I believe it!" The aunt simply made Sophie speechless. Why do you believe that? If you don’t believe it, I can cry and drag you to find dad to confirm it... But why do you believe it?
"I believe Master Tyrande can go to heaven!" the aunt added confidently, making Sophie roll her eyes. Then the aunt lowered her voice and asked Sophie in a very gossipy manner, "Such a cute little girl, please tell me, who is your mother?"
"I just haven't met the right person," Sophie cheered silently, "That aunt doesn't care about anything except gossip. It's impossible to rely on her. I have to change my goal."
Sophie, who was sitting in the carriage, watched Lu Yuan walking on foot while holding the horse, and secretly made a plan.
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"Uncle, are you bandits?" Sophie asked a scarred man in a low voice.
Lu Yuan is the kind of person who doesn't reject anyone who comes and takes things as they come. Whenever he encountered a populated place on the road, whether it was a village or a den of thieves, it would not prevent him from stopping to help. The small stronghold in front of me, consisting of seven or eight wooden houses, looks similar to a village on the outside. But there are no cultivated fields or mines around, and it is located near a road. The "villagers" are all powerful, and there is not a single child or elderly person in the village. You tell me this is an ordinary village?
Even Sophie didn't believe it.
Sure enough, Scarface touched the back of his head in embarrassment and admitted simply, "Yes, we are those...bandits."
"Then how about you kidnap me?" Sophie suggested with gleaming eyes (and then Dad showed off his power and beat you to death).
"Ah?" Scarface was startled at first, then felt a chill and waved his hands repeatedly. "No, no! Under the guidance of Master Tyrande, we have corrected our evil ways! We have already planned that after Master repairs our equipment, we will go to Falkreath. I heard that there are few people there, but It’s such a waste that no one is cultivating the fertile fields! I used to grow crops, so I’m good at this, hehe~”
Scarface has already begun to dream about planting good fields, harvesting food, and marrying a black and strong man (white, rich and beautiful is not in line with the Nordic aesthetics).
"You," Sophie was heartbroken, "are you still a qualified bandit like this? What about your dream of becoming the bandit king? Let's take the final step, do you want it? Do you want it?"
"I don't have that kind of dream!" The scar-faced man looked at the scary child carefully, and after confirming that he had her appearance firmly in his mind, he turned around and ran away.
"Tch, useless guy." Sophie waved her hand indifferently. Suddenly, she had a flash of inspiration. She put her little hand on her chin and tilted her head, thinking, "He said 'under the guidance of Master Tyrande'... Dad When did you teach them? Why didn’t I know?”
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This is a note. When Lu Yuan came back from lunch, it was placed on the anvil used for blacksmithing.
The words on it are written crookedly, and you will soon learn them at a glance - not to mention the blackened word "Dad" at the front, the word "save" is also written incorrectly, and the word "grab" cannot be written, so it has a claw drawn on it. replace.
Lu Yuan covered his face.
He waved to a child playing nearby. "Hey man. I'm playing hide and seek with Sophie, but I can't find her. Can you call your friends to help me?"
"Of course!" the little boy agreed, patting his chest.
Five minutes later, Sophie was turned in front of Lu Yuan by a group of naughty children... Looking at Sophie's lifeless look, Lu Yuan smiled proudly,
Hoho ~ Sophie, now you know the terror of naughty children!
Markas, the city in the sky, is built on the mountain and reaches up to the clouds. The roof of the palace folds and shines in the sun.
Some call her the City of Dwarves, because Markarth is a city built on the ruins of a dwarf (Dwemer) city; some call her the City of Betrayal, because it was the Forsworn before it was captured by Ulfric. The base camp; some people call it the city of aesthetics, because the largest temple of Dibella (Holy Spirit), the goddess of art and aesthetics, is located at the highest point of the city.
However, the reputation of Goddess DiBella is not good-the backside of art and aesthetics is lust and indulgence. Her priests like to give alms with their bodies, and most of her believers are dissolute in the name of God.
The goddess usually doesn't do her job, and most of her oracles are related to polyamorous love and chaotic cross-species relationships.
However, today, the DiBella Church unexpectedly received a strange oracle...a portrait of a man! On the back of the portrait is written, "This man is about to arrive in Markarth City. I want you to capture him, seduce him, drain him dry, destroy him, and finally abandon him!"
conspiracy? The DiBella Church is not good at conspiracies. Just when the high priest felt a little helpless with this oracle, her god suddenly connected to her spiritual world again! The high priest immediately knelt before the statue and listened carefully to the oracle.
DiBella's voice today was a bit like someone squeezing her neck... She said,
"Remember, don't send those sexy bitches!"
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ps: Poetry is included in the number of words given
