Girls are like cats, you can't always pet them, you have to tease them.
What I say next may make cat lovers criticize me - those who are willing to be cat slaves and treat cats as masters are always ignored by cats; but occasionally they forget to steal food and yell at the cat. Yes, the cat is particularly tired of it.
Don't believe what emotional experts say about using love to generate electricity and love to create spring. He might be an old bachelor, or the kind whose wife often doesn't come home... Any warm man who loves her wholeheartedly, pampers her, lets her go, praises her, and forgives her will only cultivate into a good person in the end. However, those bad men who hurt her, failed her, played with her, humiliated her, or even abandoned her will become eternal memories in her heart.
Why is it that overbearing CEOs are so popular? Our Chinese ancestors’ research in this area has long surpassed the international advanced level. In just two words, they accurately summarized the most correct way for men and women to love each other— "enemy".
The most poignant thing about life is that the moment we were in kindergarten - when the little boy pulled the little girl's hair - was the most correct way...all the subsequent changes were wrong.
Okay, stop lying about the word count and get down to business.
It is said that Lu Yuan is stirring up the world here. His religion is growing explosively and barbarically, and it will definitely invade the communities of believers of other holy spirits and demon gods. The world is only so big, and there is only so much pie of faith. The more he cuts, the less other gods will be... Do the Holy Spirits and Demonic Gods really have no objections? Let him plunder?
of course not!
However, the so-called Holy Spirit or Demon God is a bit like what we call historical materialist scholars - because they have lived for so long that they have seen everything. From a historical perspective, all efforts are in vain and will eventually return to nothingness, and the world will return to conservation.
Wasn't Emperor Talos awesome back then? To unify the continent, just by relying on the illustrious reputation established over decades and still cultivating personality, one can be granted the title of Holy Spirit after death! At that time, the faith of the entire continent had basically been unified by Talos, and other believers of the Holy Spirit and Demon God could not even leave their own temples... But so what? Dagon is still Dagon, Mara is still Mara, and where is Talos now?
Even earlier, Akatosh, the Dragon of Time, was already the Lord of God, and there is no one more powerful than her among the gods! What's more, she has protected the royal family and ruled Norn for countless years, and is the undisputed Nanbowan of Annihilation and the material world! But is her belief universal? Neither.
So, Hircine? Haha~
Watch him build a tall building, watch him entertain guests, and watch his building collapse!
The above are all excuses, the real situation is——
Meridia: "My warriors, the general attack on the Crypt of the Undead is about to begin. Are you ready?"
Dagon: "...Hehehe~ No, no, no, my dear believer, you have to make your own choice...survival...or destruction..."
Azula: "The 100,345th experiment of the team build, one restoration, one destruction, one illusion, two changes... The experiment failed! In terms of lethality, it is so much worse than the five fire magic!... Is it really like Hircine said? Yes, the five fireballs are invincible? No, the five fireballs are evil! The profession must be balanced, I want to continue to experiment! This time we try to remove the recovery, illusion and transformation... (Miscellaneous Voice: Then it’s just Has everything been destroyed? People from the school of enchantment: Brother, have you forgotten something?)"
Elona: "You crossed the sea, crossed the plains, and came to the peak of the Throat of the World. Just when everyone felt exhausted, a shuddering roar came from the top of the Throat of the World... It made me Let's see what you will encounter (sound of throwing dice)... 20 o'clock, 20 o'clock, 20 o'clock... (She switches the time to a second later and peeks) Why 8 o'clock? 20 o'clock! (The sound is mixed with time With the power of the dragon, the dice that had stopped turned over again and turned into 20 points.)
20 o'clock, oh yeah! Congratulations, you met a fake Alduin! "
…
So you understand why there is no god to stop Hircine?
In an era when the whole nation lacks entertainment programs, not only was the live broadcast shocking, but the games he played during the live broadcast were also equally popular. Regarding the "National Dungeon", Lao Lu smiled and said nothing - as a person who holds his mobile phone all day long, you must know the joke "Why are there so few foreigners?"
Why are there so few crooked nuts? Because they like to commit suicide.
How to play live dungeons, the rules are not hidden at all, Lao Lu said it all in the show - but about how to become the dungeon master, he didn't say anything at all... What is the challenge level? Can it be eaten?
The challenge level is the upper and lower limits of the combat intensity that the adventure team can withstand.
A successful dungeon can mainly control the challenge level well, so that the game does not exceed the upper limit of the adventure team and cause the group to be destroyed, but it must also have a certain degree of difficulty to avoid being scanned, so that the whole process can be exciting.
For example, Lu Yuan could have the Evening Star duo suddenly encounter a giant dragon - immediately startling the audience; and then the dragon would be twice as big as the legendary dragon - the audience would start to feel despair at this time; Turn, it turns out that it is an acquaintance dragon, and it can be solved by talking, and it can be passed by bribing gems without talking... This meets the requirements of most people, and the players will not be too angry (right?) , so everyone was happy.
But do those Holy Spirits and Demonic Gods know about this? Even if they knew, would they really be able to control their inner impulses without any control? Just like the dragon god who always lets Alduin go, do you really have anyone alive in your team?
They unscrupulously let their followers challenge dragons, dragons, dragons, demons... and other goals, either by splitting groups into real-person PKs, or by choosing life and death every moment. If this continues, the demon gods will have fun, but their believers will die in batches. Even those who are immortal must hurry up and run to Hircine.
Hircine's game is about laughing with tears, but they are crying with blood.
"Let's interview a few random people..."
"It's an interview! It's an interview! I like this part the most." Ella said happily.
Everyone watched helplessly as Ella suddenly jumped up and ran around, unable to help but being collectively speechless... The comrades-in-arms group was currently on a new mission. In recent years, the activity range of wild giants has continued to expand, penetrating from the northern snowfields to the central highlands year by year, and has begun to affect the White River area, which is an important granary.
Wild giants are humanoid creatures up to ten meters tall. They live alone or with their spouses. They make a living by hunting and herding mammoths and are not very aggressive. But if they invade the giant's living area, they will attack without hesitation, and will also command mammoths to attack. For professional adventurers, giants pose little risk. But for ordinary people, the invasion of giants is equivalent to a natural disaster.
Last time, the comrades prevented the beast tide from destroying the White River Valley and became famous! It is not because of one person, but as a group of comrades, it is passed down by the people of Tianji. This is something that has not happened for many years! It made them feel like they were back in the era when Sgramer led five hundred Nords to land... The appearance of Tyrande made the comrades understand humility; and the arrival of Evening Star brought a broad vision to the comrades. Let them no longer dwell on personal glory.
So this time, the comrades-in-arms group went out in large numbers again, planning to clean up the central plateau directly and drive the giant community back to the northern tundra!
"What kind of place is this? I wish I were in Whiterun City." Looking at the barren mountains and ridges around her, Ella said with disappointment. Even if Hircine came incarnate, she would definitely not choose such a wilderness. Even Ella couldn't tell the location of the place, how could she expect Hircine to come?
"Forget it, sit down and listen to the live broadcast." Duixing dragged her back to the tent and used the head-touching technique to knock Ella down.
"This is a young man. He looks like the heaven is full and the earth is round. He is an outstanding person at first glance. Let us interview him." Hircine's believers are used to what Hircine says about the heaven being full. A few new words pop up from time to time. Anyway, there is no expression barrier between God and believers, so they can definitely understand them.
"...Friend, are you a believer in God? Do you know Hircine? Do you want to listen to his teachings?" Hircine asked gently.
"Hu~hu~"
Ella and others were confused. Breathing heavily? What is that person doing? why are you not replying?
"Oh, this friend?" Hircine's voice was a little embarrassed.
"Hu~hu~"
More rapid breathing.
"Are you okay? Ah, why are your eyes red?" Hircine said.
"Gods are not gods! Death to false gods!" shouted a loud voice!
"Waltfak?! Eat my banishment spell!" biu~ After a while, Hircine's voice came again, "Mader, why do people who are not gods appear here? This is unscientific! Or is it? Let’s continue somewhere else, the feng shui in Windhelm City is not good!”
...Did you accidentally hack Ulfric Stormcloak again?
"We are interviewing a child this time, um, the child running in front. She looks very energetic, let us stop her. Hey, this child..."
"I dare to hit anyone!" a little girl said with a strong voice.
Hircine, "..."
audience,"……"
(Ella, "Why does this child's voice sound familiar?")
"I beat the city lord's children to tears! I beat the Zhan Kuang family's children to black eyes! I dare to beat anyone! I dare to beat adults too! Don't mess with me!" ("Ah!" Ella shouted He said, "I remembered, this is the super irritable little girl in our Whiterun City! Ahhh, Hircine actually went to Whiterun City, I really shouldn't go out today.")
The sound of footsteps, and after a while, Hircine's voice sounded again. "Sweat~ Fortunately, I ran fast! Today's children are so scary, they actually waved their fists at me! Let's, let's change the interview target..."
"Hahaha~" Hircine's followers couldn't stop laughing, they just liked seeing their god so cowardly.
After being attacked by a little girl, she actually ran away. This is really nice to see!
"...We have to look hard this time, ah, this is a good target, this is good!" Hircine's voice said, "Listen, this is a little girl buying flowers. She looks to be seven or eight years old at most, and her face is a little pale. But she’s very cute and looks soft and kissable. She should be a good child. Let’s go interview her. My little friend, can I interview you?”
"Would you like to buy flowers?" said a nice little girl's voice.
"Oh, let's talk about the interview first..."
"But I'm hungry! I'm an orphan, and I haven't eaten for several days... I picked these flowers outside the city, and they still have dewdrops. Please buy one, sir."
"Oh, okay." Hircine could only pay obediently.
The believers covered their faces, they really couldn't bear to see Hircine like this! You were beaten away by a child and tricked by a little girl. You must be a fake devil!
"I bought flowers, will you accept the interview?"
"I still want to sell flowers." His expression suddenly turned cold.
"Should I buy it again after the interview?" Hirsing begged to compromise.
"Okay." The voice was forced.
"Ahem~" Even though the atmosphere was not good, in order for the interview session to be successful, Hirsing still worked hard to continue. He planned to use his powerful words to impress this little girl!
"Child~" Hircine put on her endlessly gentle voice again, and the believers who passed by this voice collectively rolled their eyes. "Are you willing to believe in God and give your faith to God? He will give you food and warmth; let you have a place to live and have clothes to wear; you will no longer be bullied, and you will no longer be homeless... Are you willing? "
"Woooooo~" the little girl cried loudly.
"Don't cry, child." Hircine opened his arms. "Come into the arms of God, child."
The audience was extremely disappointed, yes, this is Hircine! They heard the little girl drop the flower basket and throw herself into Hircine's arms, and couldn't help but rejoice together... These are the followers of Hircine.
They heard the little girl crying and saying:
"I finally found you..."
"dad!"
