Alona may never forget the scene when she woke up last night and found herself surrounded by wolves - but she has said "never forget" and "never encountered this in my life" too many times during this time. "In this case...because what she is experiencing every day is a life she has never tasted before.
At this point, even Alona herself has to admit in her heart that what Lu Yuan said still makes a little sense: if she removes a lot of immunity and buff status as the main god, she is a scum in terms of combat skills alone. ah!
She originally didn't care about "weak creatures" like Little Wolf, which she had never looked at before. But when Nana saw the white breath coming out of the wolf's open mouth and the two rows of white teeth, she was really shocked when she thought about how miserable it would be if it was bitten! The end result was that even though she was wearing the divine weapon Dragon Skin Soft Armor and holding the "Prudent Balance" artifact long sword in her hand, she was still bitten hard on the butt by the little wolf!
There was no bleeding...but it really hurt! It hurts!
Especially if you have to pretend to be nonchalant, don't be discovered by Lu Yuan and ridiculed by him. This is simply adding insult to injury! Bitter tears flowed from the bottom of her heart, one drop after another... I don’t know how many times - when Alona was unhappy, when she encountered something intolerable, when she quarreled with Lu Yuan - Alona thought Just yell at him angrily, "I quit!"
Yes, I quit! I quit! As the master god, why should I lower myself to the same level as creation? Why taste the sweetness, bitterness, and bitterness that only creation needs to taste? This is not reasonable at all! I am the Lord God, I was born to be the Lord God! If you treat me like this, I won’t do it anymore!
But every time the words came to her lips, somehow... no matter how many times they lingered in her mouth, she just couldn't yell them out loud! Even though she was so angry with Lu Yuan that she felt dizzy and wanted to go crazy, she couldn't let these words escape her lips - sometimes, Alona even wondered if Lu Yuan had cast some spell on her! Like the "Imperius Curse" or something like that. Of course, she knew that was impossible. The Lord God is immune to any mental control, and even she herself cannot seal this ability.
This ability is determined by the nature of the Lord God and is neither scientific nor magical. It has nothing to do with any realizable phenomenon, you can't deny it, it's like an absolute truth.
But if that's not the case, then why?
Although Lao Lu was walking in front, he knew what was happening behind him as clearly as a mirror. This kind of warrior power that the Lord God doesn't think much of will sometimes bring special surprises.
Sensing Alona's confusion, Lu Yuan gave a "crab" smile. Why? The reason is of course...you actually like this kind of life! It's just that I'm too arrogant to admit it. Are you a m?
What's more, to control a person's actions, why use mental control? To put it bluntly, any mental magic is to forcefully distort the other party's thoughts and force the other party to act according to the instructions of the caster. After all, it is forced, so the power of magic is needed to participate - but if you can make a person willingly follow your instructions, even enjoy it and be willing, then why do you need any mind control magic.
This is a higher level of "mind control magic". You must know that it also has an ultimate version called "love"... Everyone will encounter that moment in their life, when you seem to have become a fool who has lost your judgment. You became a puppet, an impulsive and brave middle school boy - that's because you were possessed by a mind-control magic called "love". It cannot be exempted or lifted. Every day you must toss between happiness and pain, wasting a lot of time and money on false illusions and romance...
The only thing that can save you is time, or frontal lobotomy surgery.
Going too far, Lu Yuan and Alona now have a good impression, but it is not to the level of love.
Want to know what my little Nana looks like? She is a foodie, a cute person, a lolita body, a natural person for ice cream, extremely cute, sensible, caring, and occasionally handsome... In short, she seems to have brought together the most beautiful moments of a woman from being a lolita to a girl. , with all its advantages. It is a man's ultimate fantasy of his girlfriend, sister and daughter being three-in-one. You may not love her, but you cannot help but like her.
Little Nana's affinity is simply irresistible to both men and women.
And what does Big Elona look like in comparison?
After sending away all the clones, Big Elona's innermost and core essence seemed to be exposed.
She is simply a combination of the rebellion and pride of a girl, the acrimony of a cynic, and the sullenness of salted fishes - it’s not even a matter of being cynical and losing her ideals and turning into a salty fish, that rebellious period is the most intolerable! The body is covered with spikes that explode when touched, and then become inexplicably low. It is as unpredictable as bad weather. You ask her to go east and she goes west, you ask her to beat the dog and she chases the chicken, she opposes you in everything, she hates people, gods and dogs!
With such a personality, no matter how beautiful she is, how can Lu Yuan fall in love with her!
To him, Big Alona was just a stranger with a familiar face - 80% of her personality was obviously the same as Little Nana's, but it was only the 20% that was different that made Lu Yuan I was so tortured that I felt like dying!
The two people who initially got together out of curiosity embarked on a journey of tormenting each other.
In the beginning, the two of them were bickering almost all the time - Lu Yuan used his rich experience in mixed society and thick black knowledge to criticize Elona for all kinds of lack of common sense, and sprayed her all over; while Elona used her ability to look down. The height and breadth of history have reduced everything Lu Yuan did in the past to nothing! Two people are like two hedgehogs in the same cage. They are attracted to each other when they are separated, but they sting each other when they get close.
Come on, hurt each other!
Overall, of course Lu Yuan, who is more sinister, has the upper hand - Alona lacks more than just combat experience. Social experience is something that, if you work hard in society for one year, is smaller than a million~10,000! It is said to be useful for a lifetime! But a creature like the Lord God is inherently independent from society. How do you ask her to accumulate social experience? Therefore, it is inevitable to follow Lao Lu's path.
No, Big Elona was fooled by Lu Yuan in a daze... No, she was persuaded to seal all the abilities, immunity and resistance that could be sealed, and accompany Lu Yuan to experience "the ups and downs of ordinary people"... Of course , Da Erona did not lose, that is, her talent far exceeded the scope of sealing. Therefore, I have tasted ups and downs along the way, but I have not experienced injuries or dangers. In contrast, Lu Yuan had real scars all over his body along the way, and his blood was like running water.
Lu Yuan's efforts were not without effect - in the past six months, he had been tricked, starved (the personal space was sealed), "almost" died, and done bad things with good intentions. Although Alona still complained non-stop, never stopping for a moment. But the twilight and hostility in her body were obviously disappearing. Her condescending arrogance towards ordinary people has long since disappeared! I used to have the princess disease that would rather not sleep without a dozen layers of velvet mattresses, but now I can be moved to tears just by seeing the hay bed and hot meals. What a huge change...
If those who are familiar with Da Nana see this scene, they will definitely want to grab Lu Yuan by the collar, shake him by the collar, and yell, "What on earth did you do to her!" ? The Alona I know cannot be so reasonable!
Lu Yuan couldn't be more satisfied with his "transformation results"! If it wasn't too arrogant, he would even tilt his head and ask Elona proudly, "My dear, do you still want to die?"
Of course he didn't dare to really ask that - after asking whether Alona still wanted to die or not, he was definitely dead.
"If you don't die, you won't die." This sentence should be engraved on everyone's armrest as a motto. But Lu Yuan seems to have forgotten another warning saying, "Those who play with fire will burn themselves"...
Wangshan was a dead horse. They only had an ox cart, so it was slower.
After climbing over the hills, the terrain only dips slightly, then rises higher. The hill they just climbed is like a dividing line. The side where the hill comes from is still a combination of low plains and hills, and this side has begun to enter the lush forested mountainous area.
A small stream originates from the snow-capped mountains in the distance. After tumbling down several waterfalls, it joins several streams at the foot of the mountain and turns into a meandering river flowing northward. And the lush yellow, green, and red trees suddenly filled the entire field of vision with colorful colors!
The two drove the ox cart over two consecutive hillsides and followed the looming path through the large woods. At the intersection of the river and the forest, a small village built on the river was finally in sight.
"Rivers, woods, bridges...don't you think this village looks familiar?" Alona suddenly said after looking at the environment of the village. Alona was walking in front side by side with Lu Yuan at this time, and their cow followed behind with a look of helplessness, with no one holding it. If it had horns, this cow would definitely gore this couple to death first!
You really have enough! Along the way, the one I can’t stand the most is the cow!
"Does anything look familiar? Aren't all the villages built by the Nords like this?" Lu Yuan replied with a blank look on his face. There are no satellites or GPS in this place. It is not surprising to get lost in terrains like grasslands and snowfields. Lu Yuan has long given up on locating himself. Besides, is there any difference between the two "outsiders" anywhere in Skyrim? They don't belong here.
"Humph~ What kind of senior adventurer can't even see such an obvious hint! I think your level is also very limited, so you just deceived an innocent and ignorant girl like me." Elona habitually entered the argument mode. .
"Wait, you said girl? Do you mean our cow?"
"Of course it's me! Am I not a girl? Damn Lolicon!"
"A girl who is trillions of years old? I don't have enough education, so don't lie to me, Grandma Ai."
"Asshole, I am the Lord God! Can the Lord God's time be counted as age?"
"But the catalyst is also a main god. He said that you are one of the oldest main gods." Lu Yuan intentionally or unintentionally ignored the word "ancient". "Ancient" represents a long history, while "old" refers to the final stage of life. The two are actually not the same.
"Did he really say that?" he said through gritted teeth, "I will have a good talk with him!"
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While bickering, they approached the village. Because they were so familiar with Nord villages, neither of them noticed that there was a group of people surrounding them on the roadside of the village. Suddenly, someone in the crowd yelled and cursed loudly, interrupting the two men to continue their argument.
"Skyrim is the Skyrim province of the Nords! It doesn't belong to those cats and dogs, and it doesn't belong to the Imperial people!" A big man wearing half armor rushed out of the crowd with a push, spitting and shouting. "Ulfric is the real king of Skyrim! No, sooner or later, he will become the second Nord Emperor! Just wait and see, you idiots. On that day, he will lead us to drive the elves out of the continent again. Welcome back to Holy Spirit Talos!
I will become a general and a hero! And you cowards and capitulators, stay at home and feed yourself! "
As he spoke, he angrily walked out of the village, and happened to meet Lu Yuan face to face. "Get away! Imperial man!" The Nord deliberately pushed the tip of his half-armor's shoulder armor in front, knocking Lu Yuan staggering, and then passed between the man and the cow triumphantly.
Lu Yuan stood on the roadside spreading his hands, looking cowardly and deceiving. Elona, on the other hand, folded her arms and stayed away to watch the fun. Not to mention helping Lu Yuan to stand up, she simply felt that Lu Yuan was asking for everything.
"Hahaha~" Seeing this look, the Nord became even more proud, "What did I say? Have you seen that the Imperial people are all weaklings, and the Skyrim Province should be the Nord's Skyrim... Uh~" His face suddenly turned blue, then he covered his crotch with his hands and slowly knelt down.
Lu Yuan didn't move, and neither did Alona - after a collision, their cattle gently put down their hind hooves, and then turned into a creaking and graceful slow move. As if that lightning-fast strike just now was not caused by it...
The surrounding group of Nords were all sweating coldly.
Damn it, whose cow is this? This slut is so awesome!
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