"When we praise your soul to Aceris..." The priest who presided over the death ceremony had already begun chanting and praying. The trembling right hand that was stretched out in front of him was almost poking his black nails with mud into the old man's body. 6 nostrils. ? ?This situation made Lu Yuan want to dodge backwards, but he was blocked by the soldiers behind him and was unable to retreat.
Yes, I will be the first.
Standing in line, Lu Yuan sighed helplessly.
He looked up at the sky.
The top of the mountain at the Throat of the World is still covered with everlasting white snow, but the climate below the mountain is as warm as spring. As the contours lowered, the gradient colors progressed layer by layer, and finally turned into a slightly chilly wind blowing through Helgen... This was really a "damn" good weather, and it was totally worth dying for.
It’s a nice day, my sister! Lao Lu opened his eyes and searched carefully, but in the clear sky, not to mention the giant dragon, there was not even a trace of cloud!
Damn it, Alduin, you are stuck in traffic on the road of life!
Alduin is a dragon—a dragon nicknamed "The Devourer of Worlds" who ends every era in this world!
According to B Society, Alduin's return was "already" predicted in the Elder Scroll (it is a scroll) (in fact, it was not mentioned at all in the first four generations). As long as the seven dragon balls are collected... no, as long as the five signs are collected, the "World Devourer" Alduin will return, resurrect all the dead dragons, and destroy the world! And the last dragonborn who is destined to stop it will also appear.
Thinking of this, Lu Yuan coughed proudly - yes, the so-called last dragonborn is of course the protagonist, Lord Lu Yuan - it is necessary!
Although in the Elder Scrolls world, becoming a dragonborn does not require one of the parents to be a dragon... You have thought of the joke about the dragon gun, haha~ I have thought of it too... But for the sake of safety, 6 is far away When making this body, a little bit of dragon blood was added.
Be prepared.
As for why the prosthetic body entered the world this time instead of the original body, we will talk about it later.
The so-called five signs are: "tyranny spreads in all directions" is the first generation of scrolls, "the brass tower moves and is reshaped by time" is the second generation of scrolls, "the three major blessings fail and the red tower trembles" is the third generation of scrolls, and "the dragonborn loses power and... "The White Tower fell" is the fourth generation of the scroll, and "The Snow Tower shattered, and no one was king and the blood flowed" refers to the recent birth, Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King of Skyrim, and Skyrim fell into civil war...
That is the fifth generation of scrolls! That’s right, Company B is so shameless when it comes to making up stories! They have compiled all the previous generations of The Elder Scrolls games into "long-standing prophecies", which are so dark that even the old 6 can't catch up.
And then there's that final prophecy - "When the World-Eater awakens, the wheel of time turns to the last Dragonborn."
The plot here should be: when the dragonborn was about to be beheaded in Helgen, the doomsday dragon Alduin may have been led by some fate to attack Helgen! Just like Lu Yuan's "prophecy" - in the mid-autumn moon, the town of Helgen was destroyed by the dragon fire spewed by Alduin! And the Dragonborn will be saved!
Maybe just to catch a glimpse of you among the millions of people - Alduin is here! After destroying the town, it swaggered away again! The protagonist who escaped death began a journey to conquer Skyrim Province, and finally ungratefully killed the Enron Alduin...
Of course, the results are not important. What is important is picking up girls, buying a house, and collecting money from various organizations.
Isn't this story well-written?
Lu Yuan looked at the sky with incomprehensible sadness and anger, but the protagonist, I, was about to be hacked to death. Where was Alduin as promised? ! Originally in the game, General Tullius provoked Ulfric Stormcloak at this time. Although Alduin didn't show up at that time, he had already roared twice in advance to make his presence felt, scaring the soldiers in the town.
But now, everyone is watching Lao Lu, waiting to see him be beheaded... Am I so hated? I'm new here... Looking at the expectant eyes of these people, Lao Liu was completely powerless. The quality of the people in this generation is obviously not good! Brother Ao, you should hurry up and let me know you are coming!
He looked around for clues, and when he turned around, he saw His Majesty Ulfric Stormcloak, with an eight-tooth salesman's smile on his face.
"Your Majesty, please come first! How can you let a man who will become the Supreme King stand behind me! Who does this? It is so out of place. You have to criticize him! He is not worried about your status. If it’s not guaranteed, I’m still worried about the safety of my anus.”
Faced with Lu Yuan's earnest offer, Ulfric firmly shook his head in rejection even though his mouth was tied!
"Alas, people's hearts are not as old as they used to be..." Lu Yuan suddenly began to frown again.
In the distance, General Tullius stopped - after being noticed, he found that this man was not on the arrest list, and he just wanted to stop him. But after hearing Lu Yuan's extremely shameless words, General Tullius, who had a great sense of honor, immediately felt that living like this would bring shame to the empire, so he might as well die...
"...Pray to the eight holy spirits on your head, because you are the salt and soil of our beloved Nirn (world)..." The priest was still babbling, and Lu Yuan now wished she could be more wordy. Speaking of which, the violently exposed priest costume she is wearing is very eye-catching up close. Are all the priests in such good shape?
By the way, Lu Yuan remembered something and quickly turned around to look for it.
What about the tough guy who yelled, "Dear Talos, shut up, and you're still trying to prevent others from dying!" This woman just said the word "Eight Holy Spirits"!
The so-called "Eight Holy Spirits", aren't they the belief after kicking Talos out of the Nine Holy Spirits - she can kick out the Talos you believe in from the list of Holy Spirits! Aren't you still angry? ! Why don't you rush out and take the initiative to be beheaded?
Sungard Heaven is waiting for you!
But no...all the storm cloak men standing behind him looked like birds, and they all stared at him angrily, waiting for him to die first!
Holy shit! As long as you are like this, I think the Stormcloaks will take their medicine sooner or later. There is absolutely no chance that Ulfric will become the High King...
Unfortunately, even as Lao Liuwan was looking forward to it, the priestess still closed her mouth and stepped aside. Then the imperial female captain, who had been waiting impatiently for a long time, came over, fiercely pushed the guillotine six feet away, and said something nasty. "Don't look, it's you, the first in line!"
Lu Yuan looked around pitifully, but still no one stood up for him, only the good old Hadawado said something.
"Go ahead, it will be over soon."
It has to be said that Lu Yuan's series of actions before successfully resolved the solemn atmosphere that had condensed in the sky above Helgen and was about to be massacred. It even brings a lot of joy.
However, he seemed to have wilted later, and he knelt down obediently in front of the guillotine, and actively stuck his neck in the groove of the stone... This disappointed countless people who wanted to watch the fun. But why does he keep looking at the sky in the distance? Is he looking for something, or is he praying to the Holy Spirit of Talos?
In the backlit view, the executioner raised the huge beheading ax high. The burly figure blocked the scorching sun at noon, so that Lu Yuan could only see the silhouette of a giant with bulging muscles! However, Alduin still did not come after all...
"Alas~" Lu Yuan sighed faintly, and only the female captain of the empire standing behind him heard it. The deep girly spirit made her take a step back with numbness, and let go of her foot on Lu Yuan's back.
There was a flash of cold light, and the huge ax blade tore through the wind!
"Knife, lower, stay, person!!"
"Crack~~!" The giant ax almost hit the tip of Lu Yuan's nose, splitting the wooden box containing his head into pieces! The executioners are also Nords, and the Nords who grew up in Skyrim were tempered by the harsh environment. Almost all of them are eight-foot-tall muscular men! The power of that ax is absolutely explosive.
"Who shouted, "Save someone under the knife! Who?!" The female captain of the empire was almost going crazy with anger! Why is it so difficult to cut down a scum!
"Oh~" She raised a trembling hand in front of her, "Um...can't you shout by yourself?" Lu Yuan asked innocently.
"..." The female captain stared at him for a full minute! Then he gritted his teeth and said, "Tell me! Do you have any last words?"
"I haven't paid this year's party dues, no, it's taxes..." Lu Yuan looked at the female captain with pure eyes, "You know I am a law-abiding citizen, and it is my instinct to contribute to the empire. The death tax does not need to be paid, plus During the years when I evaded taxes, I made the same mistakes that any businessman would make..."
"Haw him to death! Hack him to death! Hack him to death!" The female captain of the empire grabbed the executioner's neck and shouted frantically. She didn't want to hear a word from Lu Yuan's mouth anymore! Any word! "Immediately! Immediately! Cut this damn businessman into three pieces for me!"
Am I really that hateful? Lu Yuan lay on the guillotine again in confusion. I'm confused~ You know I've only been here for less than two hours, it must be the world's fault.
The executioner rubbed his hands nervously and raised the ax high again. This time he aimed at a position slightly behind the neck - he was sure that he had never stopped just now, but he missed the mark! He will never make a second mistake.
The ax that gathered all the strength in his body fell again with a flash of cold light!
Then there was a tooth-ache-inducing tearing sound, and stone chips flew everywhere! This ax actually struck the guillotine, and even cut a deep ravine!
And the man who was about to be beheaded miraculously straightened up at the last moment, causing his ax to fail again!
"Ah~~~!!" The executioner screamed, his hands holding the ax dripping with blood. Because the ax struck the stone without reservation, causing the jaws of his hands to be completely shattered!
"You're too impatient..." Seeing the executioner's miserable state, Lu Yuan was speechless. But he did not waste time, and said directly without waiting for the imperial female captain to ask, "Listen to me, I really didn't mean to do it. In fact, it was because you just mentioned your last words, and I suddenly thought it would be better to say it."
"Say~" The female captain actually laughed at this time! It's just that smile... No matter how you look at it, it's a smile that makes you want to eat Lu Yuansheng! Even General Tullius was frightened and took a few steps back. The female captain pushed the executioner away, grabbed the big bloody axe, and stood next to Lu Yuan.
"You tell me, I'm listening." She smiled coldly and crazily. While saying this, he stepped on Lu Yuan viciously and stepped him hard into the groove of the guillotine! Then he lifted the ax himself and hung it above his head! "Where are your last words? Tell them, I'm waiting to hear them."
"I have a big scar on my head, but I will be a good man again after eighteen years." Lu Yuan finally decided to stick to the traditional one.
After hearing these heroic words that were very in line with the values of the Nord people, many Nord men immediately changed their views on him! This is a bloody man!
But Lao Liu didn't care anymore. He resigned himself to his fate and lay down on the guillotine, giving up his plan to delay time - because he knew that Alduin would not come... No, it should be said that Nima Alduin might be hiding in the guillotine now. Somewhere in the corner, waiting to see his joke! Alduin would never come out until he was beheaded.
"I'll see if you die this time!" the female captain roared angrily! She stepped on Lu Yuan hard, and then struck Lu Yuan's neck with the big ax for the third time with a sound of wind!
The cold light was getting closer and closer, but Lu Yuan no longer paid attention.
His gaze passed over the onlookers of the small town, past the walls of Helgen, past the jungle at the foot of the mountain, past the top of the snow-capped mountains at the Throat of the World, and looked towards the deep blue and distant sky - there, he looked A soaring black figure arrived, hurrying towards Helgen...like a commuter who missed the bus.
"Brother Ao!" Lu Yuan almost blurted out when he saw the longing dragon finally appeared, and subconsciously straightened up in excitement.
The cold light drew an arc and passed by his neck for the third time.
"Click~!" A sound——
He avoided it...
But the one who was stepping on him just now and wearing Imperial greaves was chopped off!
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ps: I didn’t go out last night.
ps2: It’s not good if you don’t hit two. In fact, the chapter title should be "I am the second protagonist", do you agree?
