"Actually, I have always longed for the Order of the Phoenix. Is it too late to join now?" Lu Yuan spread his hands and shouted to the camp here.
A thought flashed through everyone's mind instantly, "I really want to kill that scumbag." Hermione swore it was everyone.
But the guy who retreated while bickering, and now has become the dividing line between the two camps, is still standing in the middle without realizing it, rubbing his hands and looking around blindly with a look like "If you don't accept me, I will turn around and join the dark camp." Posture
Have you forgotten that you just used a powerful move to taunt Voldemort's nose? Voldemort didn't go crazy on the spot, just to maintain the victor's demeanor. But the scene was very strange. All eyes were actually focused on the man in the middle of the field. Even his first official appearance and momentum The huge Voldemort is not as eye-catching as him
"Of course, come here quickly, this is your territory." No one expected that the first person to come forward was Zhang Qiu. She walked out from behind the crowd, and after saying that calmly, she quickly pulled Lu Yuan up and hid behind the crowd. From the time she came out to the time she came back, it only lasted more than ten seconds. For Zhang Qiu, it felt like a lifetime. Every second of being exposed to the eyes of the crowd was torture. She wanted to turn around and run away every moment.
But in the end, she still had no choice but to bring Lu Yuan back. Who made Lu Yuan and her the only Chinese? Zhang Qiu always believed that she and Lu Yuan represented the face of the Chinese at Hogwarts. From a certain perspective, Zhang Qiu is also a good girl who loves China. Moreover, in Zhang Qiu's mind, Lu Yuan went to prison to help her vent her anger and teach Umbridge a lesson, so she completely regarded Lu Yuan as the person closest to her.
"Ah, Zhang Qiu, you are here too."
Lu Yuan fully proved that there is no limit to offending people. "I'll just let you turn a blind eye." Hearing Lu Yuan's words, even a good-tempered Zhang Qiu couldn't help but darken his face. But at such a tense moment, Zhang Qiu could only grit his teeth and endure it. In the end, she just whispered with resentment, "Please, stop being like a madman." She originally wanted to be like a "clown", but she changed it to "madman" for fear of being too hurtful. It was so embarrassing that Lu Yuan was pretending to be crazy and acting stupid. She was almost going to get cancer from embarrassment.
"Zhang Qiu, you still don't understand. She wouldn't have said that if it were her." Lu Yuan said calmly and gestured behind him. Zhang Qiu looked up and saw Hermione running away from the window sill in a panic. Yes, only those who truly understand understand that Lu Yuan is acting like this because he is angry in his heart. His "nervousness" is actually the ridicule and manual antics of everyone present. If you understand this emotion, you understand it, and if you don't understand it, you don't understand it.
"Ah ah ah, I'm going crazy." Zhang Qiu was simply beaten up by these nagging people. "The people on the opposite side are ten times as many as us. They are about to fight. What should we do now?" After the last time Zhang Qiu completely relied on this "fellow fellow".
"Of course I have been prepared for this situation." Lu Yuan said calmly, "Didn't you watch the movie Peace Hotel?"
"Ah, you hid a heavy machine gun in the attic." Zhang Qiu was overjoyed when he thought of the plot in the movie. By the end of the movie, everyone wanted to know, why Fa Ge dared to say, "Those who enter the Peace Hotel can be peaceful." "This sentence
Then Fa Ge rolled out a heavy machine gun. Lao Lu felt at that time that most of the action movies he had watched were a waste.
So Zhang Qiu asked her about the heavy machine gun with a happy face. Lu Yuan's face almost twitched, but in the end he still said "confidential" with a stiff expression, and then took out a small bottle and handed it to Zhang Qiu. "Help me secretly give it to the men. This will be the key to victory." Zhang Qiu believed in Lao Lu and immediately took the small medicine bottle and went happily.
"What did you give Zhang Qiu?" Hermione poked her head out from behind the window again. It seemed that she had been hiding there and eavesdropping for a long time.
"Keep it secret," Lu Yuanpants replied. That's right, Hermione, who was wearing trousers, immediately frowned. She raised her wand and silently said a few words to Lu Yuan, "Pants door open," and then turned and left.
On one side were more than a dozen members of the Order of the Phoenix; on the other side was the mighty army led by Voldemort. There were Death Eaters among them, but most of them were all kinds of followers.
The two sides met on the mountainside, and then they did not start fighting immediately. Instead, they confronted each other.
What was strange was that the expressions of both sides were a little confused and embarrassed; what was even stranger was that Voldemort himself did not stand at the front, but stood at a distance behind the team to watch the battle. The person really standing in front was Lucius Malfoy, the patriarch of the Malfoy family.
Why does this happen? Because someone has said that there are three things that magicians absolutely cannot avoid nowadays:
Gossip from the Daily Prophet, the counterattack of a mysterious man, and "Cock Ties".
Especially the damn "cock knot" magic spread like a virus to every corner of the magic world, ruthlessly tearing off the magician's elegance and nobility and smashing it into pieces. But in the end, everyone had to There is no other reason for succumbing to the power of this magic, because there is no way to break this magic so far. Except for Lucius and Scrimgeour, it is damn easy to use.
So after a period of brewing, this magic finally replaced the "Disarming Curse" and became the first spell in any magic battle. Everyone is equal in front of "Two Dicks"
The reason why both parties felt embarrassed was because they couldn't save face and were waiting for the other party to use this magic first. This magic is easy to cast and does not hurt the body. After the "fight", everyone has to tie the knot before starting the battle. At this time, no matter how awesome Voldemort is, he still has to hide behind him. If he stands in the front row, he will be attacked. Do you think it will be better for him to get hit or not?
This is simply the most difficult problem in the world
It was this opportunity that gave the men from the Order of the Phoenix time to take the mysterious pill distributed by Zhang Qiu. Sure enough, after eating, everyone suddenly looked strange. Zhang Qiu quietly observed it and found that in addition to everyone bending down in strange ways, there was really a mysterious confidence on their faces.
Sure enough, this was the "secret weapon". Zhang Qiu felt that his previous worries were unnecessary.
The Order of the Phoenix, with their confidence soaring, finally launched a preemptive attack on "Second Brother" and "Second Brother" after winking at each other.
Seeing that the opponent used shameless magic first, the Death Eaters finally breathed a sigh of relief and raised their wands to fight back, "Second Brother", "Second Brother".
For a moment, dicks were flying in the venue. Both sides have "rich combat experience." After releasing the magic, they immediately clamped their legs, inserted the wand into the wand sheath, and prepared to endure the first wave of pain. Basically, after suffering a few blows, everyone will find the key to breaking the magic. The best way is to fight hard. At worst, you will have to go to the hospital for a few days. Whoever can withstand the first wave of blows without losing combat effectiveness will win the final victory.
There is no way. Before this magic can find a way to defend and restrain it, it is so hard. Fortunately, magicians are also used to it. When a certain magic comes out of the blue, no one can stop this kind of thing. They have seen it before in the history of magic. countless times.
However, the results of this "fight" between the two sides were completely different.
The Death Eaters still followed their past habit of covering their crotches and kneeling down one after another. However, after the Order of the Phoenix withstood this wave of attacks, they were actually unscathed. They were so excited that they quickly raised their wands and immediately launched the next wave of attacks. "Your weapon" The next moment, the wands on the Death Eaters' side were disarmed and knocked away, like exploding fireworks.
The men of the Order of the Phoenix bent forward and rushed forward like tigers down the mountain, instantly repelling a large section of the Death Eaters and causing heavy casualties.
"Ah, what did you feed them?" At this time, no matter how naive Zhang Qiu was, he realized that something was wrong. After all, everyone knew what was going on with that magic, so it was conceivable that there were medicines that could defend against that magic.
"The little blue pill." Lao Lu looked innocent. The real Viagra will not be available on the market for another three years, but Lao Lu is a time traveler and has no shortage of money. He has already controlled the drug and patent. Therefore, in addition to tonight's first battle, there is also an unlimited supply on the "Azkaban" side.
The combination of this medicine and that magic is indeed a match made in heaven.
No matter how gentle you are, you are as gentle as a knife, but your heart is as iron as iron.
"It's raining," Lu Yuan spread his hands to catch a few drops of water, and the rain poured down. .
