Some people have guessed that Lu Yuan might get angry and turn all the people in the Ministry of Magic into pigs! For this reason, Fudge also carries a special door key - he is a politician, and everything he does on the surface is actually to anger Lu Yuan - as long as Lu Yuan shows the slightest sign of taking action, he will do it within one hundredth of a second. Teleport away!
Some people thought that Lu Yuan would escape directly, using the Floo Network or apparating. For this reason, before arresting Lu Yuan, the Ministry of Magic not only quietly cut off the floo network connection of the Shrieking Shack, but also sent an application to Hogwarts School, asking them to expand the prohibition of teleportation wards to Hogsmeade Village - no I know why, but Dumbledore, who always strictly adheres to the school's position of neutrality, actually agreed! Fudge took this as a sign of reconciliation from Dumbledore and became even more confident.
He didn't know that if he dared to stand face to face with Lu Yuan, Lao Lu could kill him a hundred times in one hundredth of a second! You don’t even need magic!
Fudge and the Ministry of Magic did not even consider the option of Lu Yuan killing him - first, because Lu Yuan had always been merciful before, whether it was Dolores Umbridge or the innocent people who besieged the Screaming Shack. The Blood Sect was like this, they didn't kill anyone; secondly, the magic world at this time was no longer the magic world during the wars in the Middle Ages. Murder is now an extremely serious crime, and having blood on your hands will mean being exiled from the entire magic side and never being able to integrate into society again.
Fudge believed that after the turmoil fifteen years ago, the large number of Death Eaters thrown into Azkaban had shocked everyone, and no one would take risks again...
However, what everyone didn't expect was that just when everyone was wondering whether he would fight or flee, Lu Yuan simply raised his hands and said, "I surrender."
"Bang~" a sound.
The sound attracted everyone to turn their heads, and it turned out that the noise was caused by the house elves in the Shrieking Shack. Fudge mentally slapped his forehead. Look, I'm not the only one who was frightened. His little elf was so frightened that he dropped the teapot...
"...Well, since you obey the verdict, I promise to launch an investigation as soon as possible." What else can be done? He has raised his hands and surrendered, so we can’t put the wand in his hand again! Helpless, Fuji could only explain the situation and hurriedly took Lu Yuan away. Come with great fanfare and leave in disgrace. Lu Yuan, who was sandwiched in the middle, waved behind him with a proud look on his face, as if he was the biggest winner.
Of course, there will be no investigation.
Sending Lu Yuan to Azkaban was the result of joint pressure from all the pure-blood nobles on the Ministry of Magic. Offending all pure-blood aristocrats in Britain is just like offending all capitalists in the United States. In the face of this force that can subvert everything together, both Fudge and Roosevelt must obey.
Someone goes to jail and brings peace to the world!
"Do you feel that... in the past few months, society has changed so fast that I can't even recognize it?"
"Of course I feel the same as you... This country looks like a pill!" "Alas~" I can't go any further at this point. It would be wrong to say more. The two Azkaban investigators tacitly stopped talking and sighed in unison. But one of them couldn't help but add, "Damn those born in the 1980s!"
The other person nodded sympathetically.
Azkaban, the most terrifying prison in the wizarding world! It is located on a deserted island in the cold waters of the British North Sea. It is guarded by dark magical creatures called dementors and is dedicated to imprisoning the most insane criminals in the wizarding world! Because dementors feed on positive emotions, this prison, shrouded in sea fog all year round, is truly cold, damp, and full of despair! Every prisoner, whether asleep or awake, is constantly suffering mental torture. Most people will fall into despair and mental disorder within one to three years of their sentence, and a few will become lunatics!
Hunger strikes and suicides are nothing new here.
Oh, no, not many people commit suicide - because if you die here, your soul will be eaten by dementors! Therefore, unless they are completely insane, everyone is still trying to stay alive, waiting for the illusory amnesty order to arrive... The prisoners of Azkaban will be completely forgotten by the magical society, even their families. Thus the Prisoner of Azkaban has no sentence and no end except death.
There are indeed people who have left Azkaban, Barty Crouch Jr., Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and a group of Death Eaters who suddenly disappeared recently...but so what? Those who leave are left with wounds that are difficult to heal, both physically and mentally. The people who left are all mentally ill, and they have left their health here forever.
Wait, you think this is inhumane? , you won't forget, 80% of the people in this prison are criminals who can be directly sentenced to death! And there are idiots like Lu Yuan... anarchists, these people don't deserve sympathy at all! (Yes, Lao Lu, I’m talking about you!)
The island of Azkaban (the original name has been forgotten) has only prisoners and dementors. Because dementors would devour all positive emotions, ordinary jailers could not survive here. Therefore, the Ministry of Magic later simply withdrew all the jailers, leaving only the dementors to guard Azkaban.
The so-called "prison investigators" are staff members who go to the island every three months to count the number of prisoners.
"Mad! The more I think about it, the angrier I get!" When the ship docked at the dock of Azkaban Island, Investigator A finally couldn't help but cursed, while Investigator B responded with a wry smile. "I have been an Auror for twelve years. Twelve years! I have captured not a dozen but ten of the dark magicians with my own hands! How dare I be humiliated by those little bastards!"
When Investigator B agreed, he quietly curled his lips in his heart. "What twelve years? Doesn't that mean that you waited until the mysterious man fell before you dared to jump out and become an Auror? There's nothing to brag about!"
But when he thought of the recently popular "It's a nice day today, let's go attack the Aurors", "We have nothing to do after dinner, let's go attack the Aurors", he couldn't help but feel pain in his balls—— It’s involved! And the source of all evil is that magic that suddenly appears and is infinitely poisonous - "Cock Knot"!
When the black wizard gang was fighting before, both parties raised their wands and said "Second Brother..." "Second Brother..." and then dropped their wands to cover their second brother. The scene was so hilarious that it made people laugh! The Auror was really happy about this for a long time! But it wasn't long before they stopped laughing. Because a bunch of underage bastards started attacking Aurors for fun on the street! The magic used was that... However, this spell was only really known at this time - it was impossible to defend! Unable to resist!
No matter how many times, as long as you don't dodge in time, you will definitely get hit!
This is a tragedy for Aurors.
"I can't wait for a blazing flame to go over and kill them all!" Investigator A finally said angrily. Nowadays, in newspapers, Aurors have become synonymous with clowns and incompetence...
"We're pretty good, just think about Scrimgeour and Malfoy." Investigator B said, and Investigator A was speechless... We all know what happened to Malfoy. And what happened to Scrimgeour? Quite simply, in order to combat this attack on Aurors, the notoriously iron-blooded Director of the Auror Office, Rufus Scrimgeour, personally took the lead in patrolling the streets! In order to resist this spell, he made sufficient preparations in advance, such as wearing a pair of rubber underwear that "completely fixed" a certain place...
"Cock..." The spell failed on him as expected - and then Rufus Scrimgeour also joined the Malfoy package.
Rumors spread faster than the wind. Even before Scrimgeour defended himself, the discussion about who was the "shortest person ever", between him and Malfoy, had spread throughout the wizarding world. His biggest mistake was to only focus on magic, thinking that solving magic would solve everything - in fact, this magic did nothing except causing pain and temporarily disarming people.
What is really scary is the things that follow magic. During the spread of rumors, there are countless black hands involved, including even one of the protagonists, Lucius Malfoy! No one would pass up an opportunity to attack the Head of the Auror Office at the Ministry of Magic! This man's so-called "iron-blooded" has offended too many people.
"Wait a minute..." Investigator A grabbed B, who was about to get on the pier, looking extremely nervous. He scanned the tall prison building in front of him in panic, as if he was looking for something but couldn't find it. His actions were very scary! "Don't you see anything wrong here? Azkaban...when did the sun start to shine?!"
That's right, Azkaban, which should have been shrouded in clouds, sea breeze and thick fog three hundred and sixty days a year, is now bathed in the scorching sun of the North Sea! Snow-white waves crashed against the rocks, seagulls flew around and birds chirped, but it didn't even look like a terrifying prison!
"It must... something must have happened, wait! Where have all the dementors gone?" Yi stuttered, and suddenly turned around to look - and saw that the dementors he just mentioned suddenly became Hundreds and thousands of people poured out of the prison gate! Like a light-colored dark river, they rushed towards the dock and towards the two people!
"Quick, run!" Facing the large number of howling dark creatures rushing toward him, Investigator A didn't have time to think too much. He turned around, picked up B, and jumped back onto the boat! Then he started the motor three times, five times five times two, and was far away from the island in the blink of an eye. "Oh my god, those dementors are going to kill us! They're going to rebel!"
Although nominally, the Dementors are owned by the Ministry of Magic. But everyone knows that the Ministry of Magic has limited control over the Dementors and cannot affect these dark creatures at all! If you are killed by a dementor, your death will be in vain!
"Let's go! Report this situation to the Ministry and give Fudge a headache! Damn it, I don't want to come here anymore! Damn Azkaban! Damn Dementors!"
Cursing, the ship turned around far away, then set off a white wave and sailed towards the main island.
Behind them, countless dementors gathered on the coast, shouting at the top of their lungs at the departing boat silhouette——
"Come back, help! I can't stand that person anymore!"
