With a kitchen knife in his left hand, a wand in his right hand, and two slippers on his feet, Lu Yuan stood proudly in the wind on the tallest tower of Hogwarts School wearing big shorts!
The posture combined handsomeness and coldness, but... the wind blew my balls a little cold... After holding on in the cold wind for a few seconds, Lu Yuan was convinced that the great prophecy technique was indeed successful, and then he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. In any case, God Nana still gives me face.
That's ok, let's call it a day!
Lu Yuan knew very well that pretentiousness should not be too much - especially in this era of rapid advancement in pretense technology - when he read in Gu Long's novel, "On a full moon night, on the top of the Forbidden City, a sword comes from the west, and a fairy flies from the sky." , I can’t calm down for a long time! However, when the boy recalled that episode many years later, he suddenly realized, damn, they were pretending - this was a successful show-off; but like the confrontation on the rooftop of Infernal Affairs, someone said when watching the movie in the cinema "Damn, I can really show off"...
It would be very embarrassing if the pretense was exposed on the spot. Lu Yuan didn't want that.
So he threw the kitchen knife under his feet, stepped on it, and with a swish, he rode the "sword" back on the wind, leaving only a leisurely and elegant figure for all the teachers and students in the school, which was worth remembering.
If Zhang Qiu was not there, he would still sing a song "Riding the sword and riding the wind, slaying demons in the world..." - but with Zhang Qiu here, Hong Kong people should have played Fairy Sword, so Lu Yuan decided to forget it. (In fact, Lao Lu remembered it wrong. Fairy Sword would not be released until 1995. He has no problem pretending to be this now.)
It wasn't until they watched Lu Yuan disappear outside the wall in stunned silence that the boys and girls of all grades who were lying at the windows and looking out finally woke up - they ignored the fact that class was in progress and swarmed towards the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher's office. ! For more than half a year, everyone has lived under the clutches of Dolores Umbridge! They couldn't wait to see what happened to Umbridge.
The teachers who were supposed to stop these kids turned a blind eye...in fact, they were marching towards the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher's office.
In the entire school, except for Fenech, the janitor who took refuge in Umbridge from the beginning, it can be said that no one has a good impression of her! Even Slytherin, whom Umbridge thought was "on her side", was actually using her as a gun to attack the other three houses. Among the crowd that rushed to the principal's office to watch, Slytherin did not lag behind. With the backing of a huge family, Slytherin students always just get into trouble and never worry about being settled by their queen.
In a short time, the corridor outside the door was crowded with students, and pairs of curious eyes stared at the door without blinking. However, the door to the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher's office was still closed, but through the door one could vaguely hear banging and the sound of things being broken inside.
"Professor is here, Professor is here." The students murmured quietly, excitedly making way for Professor McGonagall to pass.
Professor McGonagall first expressed her approval to the children, and then stood outside the door of the teacher's office and asked with a raised voice. "Principal Umbridge, are you okay? What just happened? Can you please open the door? We are all worried about you!" Yes, Professor McGonagall's expression was still as serious and concerned as ever, as if she was really As if they were worried that something was wrong with their colleagues - the school teachers standing nearby nodded in agreement.
But every child in the school knows that Umbridge once brazenly injured Professor McGonagall! This is naked revenge, and it is done by all the teachers in the school!
Almost all the teachers in the school are here except Filch! They were all looking at the door with a smile.
"Gu~gu~" a toad's cry came from inside the house. The first one was high, like Umbridge's normal screaming voice, and the second one was quickly lowered.
A mysterious smile bloomed on Professor McGonagall's iceberg face that had not melted for thousands of years. "It turns out something is wrong... Children, please step back." She raised her wand, "In the name of the Deputy Headmaster of Hogwarts, I order this door to open!"
The door to the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher's office opened.
"Whoa!" Everyone looked at the door at the same time! Then "vomit~", many people were immediately nauseated by what they saw! Especially those girls who are still full of fantasies about the world will fall directly into a deep and disgusting hell!
...I saw a huge toad three feet tall, covered with pink tumors and sticky liquid, jumping out of the door! Slimy, disgusting, and ugly, it almost embodies all the nightmares of girls! At this moment, countless girls regret coming here to watch! Now I want to take my eyes out! The most important thing is that it is pink! The most disgusting pink ever! If it were smaller, maybe people with weird tastes would like it. But the fat body like a pig eliminated even the last possibility.
What's more, this terrifying toad actually has a bumpy face - but it looks like Umbridge's face!
Oh my god, ugh~ Many girls turned around and ran towards the other end of the corridor, leading a large group of people to escape. Not to mention the students, this animal was so disgusting that even Snape, who was used to all kinds of potion ingredients, turned pale, and the professors were so frightened that they all backed away. Umbridge probably knows what she looks like, and since she can't hide it, she just breaks the pot! It jumped in front of Professor McGonagall and screamed "Quack" one after another, urging her to quickly help him remove this damn transformation!
But……
"Transformation released!" "Magic dispelled!" "Malicious expulsion!" "Transformation prohibited!"
After Professor McGonagall was unable to do anything, teachers from all grades had to join forces. Later, even the senior students showed off their magic on Umbridge... But the toad was still the same pink toad. There are no signs of change at all!
In the end, the teachers could only reluctantly admit, "This transformation spell is simply too powerful. Unless the caster himself or Dumbledore, I am afraid no one can remove it! ... Notify the Ministry of Magic, maybe they have some knowledge about the magic of the deputy minister." Method."
Dumbledore? hehe. Lu Yuan will tell people who think this way that unless there is someone smarter than Nana, no one in the world can turn Umbridge from a toad back into a human being - she will just be a toad for the rest of her life!
Why? Because this great prophecy technique uses the great power of Nana!
Lu Yuan wanted to improve Neville as soon as possible, which was also his own upper limit. It was impossible not to think about some evil ways.
In the world that Lao Lu has seen, what profession is the fastest to achieve success? Lu Yuan will tell you - apart from Japan, where the boy saves the world, the most cheating professions are all magical professions! You need to know that there are not many 30-year-old great magicians in the world. But there are plenty of quasi-legendary magical professions in every world that can be achieved in your twenties! Why? Because the power of the magical profession comes from the God of belief, and in order to attract young believers, God will inevitably give birth to a large number of young "high-quality idols".
It's a win-win.
So the profession he chose for Neville was, on the surface, a cannon-fodder Crusader swordsman, but in reality he was a priest hiding in the back row.
As for the gods we believe in - there are at least three existences equivalent to gods in this world. God has run away. The three people are Da Nana, Lu Yuan and "Merlin". "Merlin" is eliminated, Lu Yuan's upper limit is capped, and the only person left to choose is Da Nana.
Lu Yuan thought about it, this is not bad! I might as well get a part-time priest level for myself... Without it, I can just flatter Nana and ask for some benefits. It's so convenient!
Not to mention anything else, this is the great prophecy! According to Neville's upper limit, let alone casting, he couldn't even say sacred words. But the priest is different. When the priest activates the great prophecy, it is equivalent to sending a request - the god of faith decides whether to pay the power to realize this wish.
This is where Lao Lu's cunning lies.
If Big Nana says that I have violated the rules, then she doesn’t have to agree to our request! If Big Nana agrees, then of course Lao Lu can pretend to be cool and not violate the rules... He is not afraid of anything but the educated gangsters.
