It’s really sick to adapt your own real experiences into stories and tell them to the naughty children, and to see their faces look like “the jokes you tell are so funny, but what’s even more interesting is that you actually take the stories seriously” experience. www.しwxs. com
However, if there is a girl like Hermione Granger in the audience who likes to be more serious, it will not be very pleasing - "Aside from the absurd plot, I found that there are not many loopholes in the logic! And I specifically borrowed that one The records of the Caribbean during that period were found to be very similar to what you said... no, almost exactly the same! Did you really work as a pirate in the Caribbean?"
How much free time do you have? Didn’t you say that you used the time turner to take all the subjects this year, so that you didn’t even have enough time to sleep?
It's very embarrassing if you want to take it seriously when you just want to listen to it as a story. Lu Yuan didn't know that Big Nana switched between her real body and "Hermione" through a hairpin, so Lu Yuan regarded this as another proof that "Hermione is not Big Alona". The real big Elona will not be interested in this, because she knows all the black and semi-black history of Lao Lu.
"You're right," Lu Yuan deliberately leaned closer, showing a fascinated expression, "Would you like to come into the room with uncle, and uncle will tell you slowly?"
"...Elaine~, he harassed me again!" Hermione said loudly. We were all familiar with each other, and Hermione was already immune to his teasing. Elaine Ravenclaw didn't even leave the house when Lu Yuan was knocked down by a teapot that flew out, causing the little lions who had not left to laugh. This scene is seen almost all the time in the Screaming Shack. The shopkeeper always likes to be courteous to those beautiful girls, and then he will be darted by the boss lady, and he never fails!
There were so many people present, but no one realized that the metal pot thrown around was actually the highest and only level of artifact born in this world!
The phrase "He who wears this crown rules the world" engraved on the teapot is really not just a casual statement - anyone who dares to put the teapot on his head will be like getting a laser soldier in primitive society in the Age of Empire, biubiubiu. Simply can not stop!
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"Boss, the people from Ravenclaw are here." Fortunately, someone interrupted the farce in time. The speaker was Angelina Johnson, the beater of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, a beautiful girl with a healthy complexion.
Hey, there are still programs? The little lions pricked up their ears to eavesdrop - Angelina sounded like she was specifically waiting for these people.
At this time, Hermione also observed that the group of seven or eight people who went up the mountain together were almost all members of the Ravenclaw Quidditch team. The only exception was Qiu Zhang's boyfriend Cedric - he was Hufflepuff. The tactical core of the strange team! The important thing is that these people all bring their own broomsticks! He walks very aggressively!
Accordingly, when they saw those people going up the mountain, everyone from the Gran Quidditch team attending the party, including Harry, all stood up and showed off their broomsticks!
There is a competition! Hermione guessed instantly.
Sure enough there is a problem! The little lions began to whisper excitedly, and then they realized that almost everyone from the Gryffindor team was here - in other words, there was going to be a Quidditch battle here? ! In the Screaming Shack? Ahhhh! I’m so happy, I love this kind of surprise! There is a kind of scumbag who accidentally scores 100 points in the exam, and he feels so lucky!
"Everyone in the audience, please sit down on the table." After hearing the owner's command, the naughty children all ran to the table with a roar. Leave wooden benches and aisles empty. Not only that, they even spontaneously split into two sides, and some of them actually rebelled directly to the Ravenclaw camp! This is the style of Gryffindor, no matter how lively it is, it’s no big deal!
"Harry, what are you planning?" Hermione asked loudly. But Harry remained tight-lipped this time and just smiled and waved his broom hand vigorously. "Cheer for me!"
"Come and line up here." The "Gryffindor" and "Ravenclaw + Cedric" teams stood at both ends of the aisle and listened to Lu Yuan read the rules of the game loudly. The remaining children also listened attentively with their ears pricked up, for fear of missing any details! This is a novel game - you must know that Quidditch requires a very strict playing field, which is a quite huge project, and it is obviously impossible to replicate it here in the Shrieking Shack.
Therefore, we can only adapt to local conditions. The rules announced by Lu Yuan are roughly a mixture of Quidditch and football, and they are mainly based on football rules. Muggle-born children can quickly understand it completely, because it is similar to English football; but children from wizard families are slower, especially when a dozen people compete for a ball, they are quite puzzled. After reading the rules, everyone was looking forward to the start of the game, even the participating team members.
Because they also don't know how to play a Quidditch game on this hillside covered with flowers.
"Get ready..." Everyone saw the boss's wife coming out. She and Lu Yuan stood side by side, each holding two magic wands on the left and right. The colleague said "Start!" and saw the two people raising their magic wands at the same time. Biubiubiu seemed to fire a laser, turning all the Quidditch players into palm-sized little people.
"The first Hillside Quidditch Tournament has officially begun!!!"
"Whoaaah~!" Now, this is how it works! Now even Hermione started shouting along with the naughty children! All the naughty children were lying on the edge of the table, watching the familiar players in the past, now turned into a little elf, riding a broom through the jungle composed of grass, tables and chairs, and speeding past them. !
This is also good training for the members of the Quidditch team. The originally knee-high flowers and plants instantly turned into a huge, airtight jungle! There are countless "giants" shouting above! To chase and fight in this environment, if you are not careful, you will be knocked off a certain flower. There is simply nothing more exciting than this! Oh, some boys also find that from this perspective, they can also see benefits that they usually don’t see, and they become more positive...
In short, the hillside Quidditch competition started in such a lively manner.
Since this is the first time, there are no rules. So Lu Yuan also prepared a lot of surprises in the grass. For example, Zhang Qiu jumped into the trap - a beauty came out of the foamy beer glass to take a bath! I can only smile and leave temporarily. Harry, on the other hand, accidentally broke an egg and was hunted by the mother chicken... His escape career almost made the Gryffindor students go crazy with laughter.
These emergencies are even more interesting than the game itself, and the children are fascinated by it!
And because everyone's "resistance to magic" is different, there is a fierce competition here, and someone over there may suddenly return to normal size, and then roll all the way to flatten a large piece of grass. In short, there are many situations, but it is exciting.
The naughty children played until the sun was about to go down, then reluctantly ended the hillside competition.
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"Okay, welcome back next time... Xiao Maotou, put down the beer! And you, the one wearing glasses, can't take away the eggs. Do you also want to be chased by the mother chicken?" Lu Yuan patted the backs of these children's heads, one by one. They were forced to drive them down the mountain. "Hi! Why are you back again?"
Lu Yuan looked at Ron Weasley running back and asked strangely.
"There are so many Dementors at the bottom of the mountain! Harry passed out again..." Ron gasped for air.
"Dementors? At the foot of my mountain?" Lu Yuan was surprised at first, and then sneered. "Yeah, speaking of it...it's time for some people's temptation... to come."
Because Sirius escaped from Azkaban, the Ministry of Magic sent out dementors to hunt him down throughout the city! They even had these dementors stationed outside Hogsmeade (everyone thought Sirius was going to sneak into Hogwarts school and harm Harry Potter!
These dementors are nominally protecting children spending the weekend in Hogsmeade - but who knows their true purpose? Even if Fudge is an idiot, he should understand that if a child is injured by a dementor, even a child with no background, then he, the Minister of Magic, is done! Angry parents will definitely kick him out! So how stupid is he to leave Aurors alone and release dark magical creatures like dementors that guard Azkaban?
Dementors are the jailers of Azkaban. They are able to steal human happiness for food and devour human souls. Therefore, this kind of creature makes magicians extremely afraid. But if Lu Yuan was asked to give an accurate definition, he would ruthlessly say, "Bastard Ghost"! These dementors were probably attracted by the joyful emotions during the competition on the mountain... Of course, it was more likely that they were under the instruction of some people.
So he plans to teach these people a profound lesson!
As for Harry being frightened and fainting again... there was nothing Lao Lu could do. In terms of means, "Lunian Silver Light" is a magic that is more powerful than the Soul Guard and more suitable for dealing with negative energy creatures. But magic always needs to be guided and performed. Even a word of "life and death" that kills people requires a word of command. Until Harry has the courage to face the dementors, no matter how powerful his magic is, it will be useless.
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"Ah, it's the store manager! The store manager is here." When Lu Yuan came to the foot of the mountain, the students who were blocked at the foot of the mountain by a dozen dementors floating around gathered around Lu Yuan as if they had found a backbone. . Lu Yuan waved his hand to signal them to get out of the way, and then walked towards the Dementors without hesitation.
"Roar~ Let's go up the mountain and search~" A cold and bone-chilling voice came from under the cloak of the leading Dementor. There was darkness under that hat, just a black mist. As the words flew out of the hood, there were waves of white cold air, which were clearly visible even in summer. This was the first time that the students heard this terrifying creature speak. The voice was so terrifying that just listening to it made people tremble. No one realizes why the Dementors, who never communicate with each other, can actually talk to Lu Yuan...
Lu Yuan's answer was to take out his pistol without saying a word, point it at the hood in front of him and pull the trigger, "Bang!" (To be continued.)
