Under the setting sun, Hermione Granger walked down the hillside expressionlessly.
The sunlight shining from behind made her shadow elongated.
Hermione gently took off the hairpin pinned to her forehead. For a moment, it seemed as if the wind was blowing across the hillside, causing her long hair and robe to flutter and dance. Although Hermione still looked like her at this moment, she seemed to have suddenly become more than ten years older.
"Hermione" looked into the void with an indifferent expression, and an assorted ice cream cone exactly like the one Lu Yuan took out just now appeared in her hand. Since Dawn has added a "Baiwei Ice Cream Machine", little Nana will never be short of ice cream, and neither will Big Nana. Lu Yuan miscalculated on this point. He subconsciously regarded Big Nana and Little Nana as two different individuals. In fact, they are the same main god located on different world lines!
It's just that this concept is very complicated and cannot be understood by non-main god creatures, because it makes no sense logically. But many times people tend to ignore that logic is just a tool used for analysis, not eternal truth. In essence, it should be that logic must conform to truth, not that truth must conform to logic.
"Hermione" stuffed the ice cream into her mouth mechanically, but after just one bite, she stopped and frowned.
"Bah, the taste is a hundred times worse than the one just now!"
Obviously this ice cream is also very delicious. It is exactly the same as the one Lu Yuan took out. It was even made by the same ice cream machine. But "Hermione" just felt that the one Lu Yuan handed her was more delicious, a hundred times! So much so that she suddenly lost her appetite for her favorite ice cream.
"Damn it! That ice cream was eaten by his hair. It's such a pity. I wish him to become a bald man soon!" Isn't it good that the hair has no mouth... She is resentful because of this, and it will make her still bear the pain. The old Lu with the ice cream ball looked particularly pitiful.
As for why Alona, who is sincerely obsessed with ice cream, was reincarnated into the daughter of two dentists?
"Damn it! Couldn't I have forgotten? You keep mentioning the saddest thing about me!"
"Hermione" couldn't help but want to cry when she thought of the time when she was four years old, when she stretched out her longing hands for ice cream for the first time and was dragged away from the door of the ice cream shop by her parents. It wasn't until that time that she realized what a profession a dentist was - a damn profession that was specifically against the Lord God!
This world where four-year-olds are not allowed to eat ice cream is better destroyed!
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The dragon has reverse scales, which will cause anger if touched!
Hermione doesn't have reverse scales, but she does have stray hairs, and those who touch them will be retaliated against.
Therefore, when Miss Hermione Granger calmly appeared in front of the Shrieking Shack the next day and made an invitation, Lu Yuan refused at first - he knew very well how vindictive girls of this age can be. ! The number of times he had fallen into the hands of Hakurei Reimu and Zhao Ling'er could make up a thick volume of "The Encyclopedia of Shame"!
However, a flirtatious look from Elaine Ravenclaw frightened him so much that he immediately fled the Shrieking Shack. In his opinion, Elaine's sudden "passionate outburst" was really terrifying, and every move she made was full of aggression! You know, she actually came to scratch Lao Lu's bedroom door last night!
How much perseverance did it take for Lu Yuan to restrain himself from opening the door? ! Is it true that my legs are purple from pinching myself? I'm so loyal that it's amazing! As for whether Elaine was really so bored that she scratched his door in the middle of the night... Regarding this, the little black cat Nini twirled her paws and smiled without saying a word.
"As an apology for my inappropriate behavior yesterday, I would like to invite you to lunch." Hermione said politely, holding several thick books on her chest as she spoke, very ladylike and very Hermione.
"Well... okay, I accept your apology." After weighing the difference between visiting the village and staying here, Lu Yuan still felt that it would be better to leave the Shrieking Shack temporarily and let Elaine calm down. So he agreed to Hermione's invitation, took his coat and followed her away from the hill.
The path leading to the top of the mountain becomes narrower after becoming a high tree stump road. Therefore, the two people could only walk down the mountain one after the other.
On the way, Hermione naturally picked up one of the books - without opening it - just to prove that "unlike some people, everything I said was clearly recorded in the book". If Lu Yuan dared to express objections to what she said next, he would be slapped in the face with the book opened in minutes.
"King Arthur, he is the king of the Celtic people in Britain. It is very clear that he is a male (accent! His name is Arthur Pendragon! Not Al~Toliya (accent...yours) The name is completely a misunderstanding caused by the inaccurate pronunciation of foreigners! You can pronounce it with me as pen-dra--dra...gon! Although I appreciate your view of equality between men and women, objectively speaking, it was the fifth century AD. This is the age of patriarchy. It is impossible for a woman to become a king."
Lu Yuan was embarrassed. Are you in preaching mode? Suddenly Harry and Ron felt very pitiful. "I'm just talking about a possibility..."
"There is no such possibility!" Hermione was like a little lion whose territory had been violated. Her eyes widened and her fur stood up.
"Then you treat it as...a joke? A story made up by someone? Just let this matter pass." Lu Yuan argued nonchalantly. In fact, of course I know it's Nasu Mushroom's nonsense, but does it matter?
"Of course not! You must respect the history of the British! Just like we can't say you... you..." Unable to think of any examples about China, Hermione immediately said angrily, "You just can't tamper with it at will! The basis of the adaptation is Respect the facts instead of making assumptions!”
"Oh?" Even though Lu Yuan is always lazy, you might think that he is ignorant and incompetent. There are only a handful of people who are more knowledgeable than him. "But as far as I know, you in the UK don't seem to have reliable historical documents at all, right? We in China have historians who specialize in sorting out history, but your ruling class are all uneducated. They are completely based on myths and legends and some foreign stories. I record what I have saved, and whatever is missing in between is filled in by my brain.
You call this kind of thing a fact? Hard hammer Si Ting. Then tell me, for example, Master Merlin is King Arthur’s teacher..."
"Master Merlin is real!" The little lion stared.
"But there was a gap of several centuries? There should be a lot of records about Merlin in magic. Have you seen that he is related to pen-dra...gon?...Okay, stop staring at me, let's change the topic. The Lady of the Lake gave King Arthur the Holy Sword, what the hell is the Lady of the Lake?”
"That's just a hermit living by the lake! Maybe he's a magician!"
"Then Avalon..."
"It should be Glastonbury!"
"Then Queen Guinevere had an affair with Chief Knight Lancelot..."
"You are not allowed to insult my idol! That kind of thing absolutely does not happen!"
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As a result, Miss Hermione's face looked stinky all the way to the "Three Broomsticks" pub. It wasn't until she found a seat and sat down that she became happy again. "I want to treat you to some authentic British food!" she announced loudly.
Lu Yuan suddenly had an ominous premonition!
Sure enough, when the food was served, Lao Lu could only smile bitterly when he looked at the fish that were drowning in the egg custard in front of him. "Hermione, you know that the so-called British food doesn't actually mean food, right?"
"Of course, no one knows this better than me, who grew up eating potato chips, pies and fried chicken." Hermione gushed about this, saying that she had never eaten so-called "British food" since she was a child. ". Whether it’s haggis that looks extremely disgusting or green bean pancakes that sound weird. But she said she loved Cornish pasties.
"Then you still treat me to this dish of looking at the stars and sky!?"
"That's a fisherman's delicacy... Haha! In fact, I know that many British people are not used to eating this dish." Miss Hermione said seriously, "But we British like to use this dish to entertain unwelcome guests. , especially foreigners!”
At this moment, Hermione smiled like a little fox who had successfully stolen a chicken.
"Because we like the way you resist, but still insist on being polite and have to eat it." (To be continued.)
