In the 0.01 second before he was hit by the magic, thousands of thoughts went through Lu Yuan's heart instantly. There was a sincere feeling in front of me. I didn't care, I got the wrong line. Should be this
dentisit! Damn dentist!
How could I ignore this crucial character setting? ! You must know that the two words "dentist's kid" and "ice cream" are like two ends of the world, as far apart as the Antarctic to the North Pole! Being the child of a dentist, you basically have to say goodbye to ice cream. Besides, Hermione's parents are both dentists, which is as scary as the second power of horror!
As for Nana, we all know that she is a scumbag who loves ice cream. Old Lu can have no integrity for a day, Annie can have no new episodes for a day, Ding Mumu can have no voyeurs for a day, and she can have no money for a day, but there is no way that Alona can do that. No ice cream every day! Because the spoon is her true body, and the rest is all dregs.
This is simply like a "one-vote veto" type of decisive factor! But how could I ignore it and stubbornly believe that Hermione is the Great Elona? Lu Yuan was simply puzzled by this! It is certainly unforgivable to have such a big loophole in the planned plan. So in this crucial 0.01 second, he wasted another 0.007 seconds in getting entangled.
The magic energy ball flying towards him was getting closer and closer, so close that Lu Yuan had to make a choice immediately:
, he can accept this magic without changing his expression.
The spells cast by Cricket, a third-year student at Hogwarts, were no match for a gentle breeze to a great magician like him. He could just ignore it and pretend nothing happened. But next, he will probably solidify his reputation as a pervert who attacks lolita, aren't you? .
Then the Golden Triangle will become his enemy, Elaine will abandon him, and he will become synonymous with perversion. The students at Hogwarts will say, "You can't be too Lu Yuan in life", "You are as perverted as Lu Yuan", "Your perversion level has reached 2.5 Lu Yuan".
Since then, it has become a unit of measurement for measuring abnormality and has been famous throughout the ages.
Of course, he has another choice n!
, when hit by magic, he can exert a reaction force on himself, and then fly out in an even more exaggerated manner!
Although it looks embarrassing, first of all, it is a relief and allows Hermione to vent her anger. Secondly, his "scum strength" will make his harmfulness drop to the bottom, giving him a chance to explain to the girl. And as long as Lu Yuan is given a minute, he can sell the dancing shoes to the elephant.
So, do you still need to choose? of course!
However, before that, Lu Yuan has to do one more thing to make the result perfect.
So in the last 0.001 seconds, he only did one thing: Lu Yuan took out a stick-shaped object from the storage space and held it in his hand.
"Scum! Expelliarmus!"
"ah!!!!"
With a shrill scream, Lu Yuan, who was "caught off guard" by the magic, flew backwards with an exaggerated posture! In the standard "buttocks backwards and flat on the sand", he fell into the sofa in embarrassment, only to hear a "click", and the sofa was so heavy that he sat on it and broke it to pieces!
He rolled around and was piled among the wreckage, looking disgraced and desolate. The stick-like object he was holding naturally flew out, drew an arc, and was caught by Hermione.
This is not the end.
All I heard was a shout, "Where is the pervert who attacked Lolita!"
He heard his voice before seeing him, but he saw a flash of golden light, and a golden kettle was thrown in from outside the door. "Bang!" hit Lao Lu right in the head! The lid of the pot flew off, and the hot coffee splashed out, covering Lao Lu from head to toe. "Oh," Elaine rushed in at this time and saw that the one who was hit was Lao Lu, and she pretended to cover her mouth, "I want to hit the pervert to death, why is it you who hit me? Are you the one who wants the little girl to lick you? Ice cream pervert? No wonder he has no feelings for mature women at all! Humph."
Lu Yuan rolled his eyes weakly. Only a ghost can believe you. You have been lying on the door and eavesdropping, right? What's more, my poor precious metal, the Oracle's Crown, is really going to turn into a coffee pot? No matter how you think about it, your pot of scalding coffee cannot be the one Elaine prepared just now. This pot of coffee was slammed on Lao Lu’s head, thinking that he was a pervert or something. Of course, this reason only accounts for very few A very small part of her didn't believe that Lao Lu was that kind of person.
The bigger reason is probably his resentment that Lu Yuan would stick to the little girl as soon as he saw her, but turned a blind eye to her, a beautiful woman who threw himself into his arms! Lao Lu knew this very well. It's just that the two of them are singing, chanting, and beating here, and they have all five elements, but they always feel that something is missing.
That's right, why did that little girl who was having fun in the front suddenly stop making any movement?
Elaine turned around and looked. I saw Hermione holding up a stick-like object, or rather an assorted ice cream cone, the strategic weapon that Old Lu took out at the last moment, standing there blankly as if she was stupid.
The magic "Expelliarmus" will knock away and steal the last item held by the target, whether it is a weapon or not.
Since what Lu Yuan was holding at the last moment was an ice cream cone, his so-called harassment charge was obviously no longer valid. This was Lao Lu's foreshadowing. As long as this is revealed, of course he will be able to get ashore safely and clear his name, and he will also stand on the moral high ground.
But now it seems that the situation is out of control. The cone is held in the girl's hand. The colorful ice cream balls on it are like a black hole, firmly attracting the girl's attention and making her fall into it!
Let me go, ice cream! I am a girl with healthy teeth! No! A girl with healthy teeth who can eat ice cream.
This must be a conspiracy in the adult world! The sound of her swallowing was loud enough for three people to hear her clearly. Is it that delicious? Hermione's focused eyes on the ice cream even aroused Elaine's appetite.
"Hey, you can eat one, it's okay." Lu Yuan suggested. If the possibility of Hermione being Alona had not been ruled out, looking at little Hermione's current appearance, there would be no need for any circumstantial evidence! You must know that he and Elaine are both masters, it is difficult for the two of them to ignore the rapid secretion of saliva at the corner of Hermione's mouth, and they really can't stand it anymore! Lu Yuan now feels that it would be a sin not to let this girl eat ice cream!
"Ah!" Lu Yuan's words woke up Miss Wan Shitong. She suddenly realized what she had just done. Hermione screamed and threw the ice cream in her hand, then turned around and ran away.
"So, what does it have to do with me? Why is it always me who is unlucky?"
Lao Lu had a ball of ice cream on his forehead, and he was filled with resentment.
He seemed to have forgotten that the dice template thrown out this morning belonged to the extremely unlucky guy "Jouji Touma" who picked up girls.
"So, it's you!"
He didn't even have time to tidy up. As soon as Hermione left, Lu Yuan blocked Elaine in the corner of the room who wanted to run away! He rubbed his hands together fiercely, and approached with bared teeth and claws to demand.
It turned out that he was blind to the truth, and he believed that Hermione was the Great Love Rona, so naturally he subconsciously ignored many details. But now that Hermione, the number one suspect, has been eliminated, all kinds of doubts about Elaine Ravenclaw immediately surfaced! For example, why did this character who did not exist in the original work suddenly appear? And it just happened to appear under Lao Lu's house. Don't you think it's too coincidental?
She also always flirts with him, but firmly refuses at critical moments. She is very good at pushing and pulling.
"Is this considered my doubt?" Elaine pouted. She raised her hands angrily and raised them up in front of Lu Yuan's eyes. "Then what are you waiting for? Do it!" "Do you want to do it? Do it anyway. Let's talk about it." Faced with two big swaying rabbits, Lao Lu suddenly became frightened.
"Don't you want to confirm? Confirm. I promise not to resist." Elaine pressed forward step by step, and the jumping rabbit almost hit Lu Yuan's face.
"I, I'm warning you not to be arrogant! Don't think that I don't dare to take action!" Someone said in a stern tone. Although this body was created by him using biotechnology, he was not incompetent enough to do anything with a prosthetic body. Besides, there is of course an essential difference between a body with a soul and a body without a soul! Although Lu Yuan is very confident, as long as he is allowed to touch it. Based on his familiarity with Nana, he will definitely be able to instantly confirm whether she is Big Elona from Elaine's reaction!
If yes, then of course it is a win, no problem. But the question is, what should I do if not?
"No? Hum, you've touched it before!" Elaine wrinkled her nose and sneered, "You are from China. I heard that traditional Chinese men are very responsible? Just be brave and be a responsible man! What? Beauty? You’ve brought it all to your lips and you’re still dragging your feet, but you’re still not a man!”
When asked whether he was a man, Lao Lu gave up decisively. Forget it, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future, use other methods to confirm. Do you know what is the worst thing about Lu Yuan? He is a scumbag, but he is not a thorough scumbag. As for the question of whether he is a man or not, isn't there a song that goes like this, "Men are so tired, it's better to stir up sex. It takes decades to realize that the position is not right." It's scary to think about it. , these lyrics are so dirty!
"Look at the beautiful weather, and you suddenly discuss men's issues with me, and I haven't even brushed my teeth yet. Look at the flying saucer!"
Lu Yuan ran out of the room yelling, and his exaggerated performance made Elaine laugh in anger!
But there was some relief in that smile, but it was a pity that Lu Yuan couldn't see it.
Just a little bit closer, just a little bit closer. If Lu Yuan was more courageous, she would give up first.
: There’s another chapter tonight. To be continued.
