"You go and pull out the snake nerve... Yes, it's the snake nerve used to make the wand. (You can see the sound of something tearing as you peel it along the spine. Use this knife... If you cut your hand, I will never send you to the hospital."
"Lu, I know you are cold-faced and warm-hearted. Isn't it good for us to do this? (There are two students here with the sound of cutting flesh. We should first notify the professors to come down to help. They don't seem to be in good condition."
"Who said I am cold-faced and hot-hearted? I am cruel and cruel! You still don't believe me when I say you are stupid. (Swish, this is a precious magic material produced by a basilisk with a lifespan of hundreds of years. It is impossible to find it in the magic world today. Such high-quality materials! If the professors come down...then whose materials do they belong to? Do you want to meet and share half of them?"
"Of course it's ours! I'll fight to the death, this is our battle! Profit! Product! (Grinning his teeth and speaking, he seems to be using force~ Pull it out, is this thing a snake nerve? It's as red and transparent as coral, it's so beautiful. "
"That's not necessarily the case. After all, this is Hogwarts, and the snake is Slytherin's pet. No one can tell who owns it... Okay, the fangs are done, now take some pieces of belly meat. For dinner.”
…
Harry wanted to sleep.
He was having a sweet dream, dreaming of a sweet kiss with a girl with an unclear face. The two of them kissed endlessly, and the feeling made him feel like he was sitting on a cloud. But there were two annoying guys who kept chatting and making noises in his ears! He couldn't focus on the touch between those soft lips... Oh, damn! damn it! Shut up, shut up! He swung...and fell from the cloud.
"Ah~!" Harry Potter screamed and sat up suddenly, sweating profusely!
The dizziness that had not completely dissipated made him feel nauseous again, as if the whole world was shaking. He reluctantly raised his head, and a girl's face gradually became clear in his eyes. Long fiery red hair, young and delicate face, somewhat pale complexion, slightly red and swollen lips... lips?
"Gin, Ginny? Are you okay! Are you feeling... wait!" Harry suddenly felt his lips tingling. Thinking about the current posture of the two of them and Ginny's evasive gaze, he realized To...the two of them were kissing just now? I suddenly felt like the end of the world and despair! "Oh my god, you are Ron's little sister, what have I done!" But when he thought that the person he was kissing was Ginny, Harry's heart began to beat rapidly, and all the blood rushed to his cheeks.
"It's not your fault, everything is to save people." Ginny pressed her red and swollen lips with a handkerchief and said calmly. A first kiss is exciting and touching—but a thousandth first kiss? What Ginny was thinking was that her lips were a little numb and painful... But she was an experienced driver now, the kind who could start the car for others, so she had to calm down!
"Harry, you don't have to worry about it, even though that was my first kiss."
"Me too, Ginny, everything is my fault." Harry lowered his head, his face as red as fire.
Of course Ginny wouldn't blame him. On the contrary, she ruthlessly snatched Harry's first kiss from 1 to 1000. From now on, no little bitch will be able to steal it! In fact, even if Ginny showed the slightest hint of liking Harry now, with Harry Potter's character, she would immediately confirm it.
But Ginny doesn't - she still wants to stick to her sadomasochistic line! Anyway, the first kiss has happened, and this wave is stable.
From the corner of her eyes, Ginny saw Lu Yuan quietly giving her a thumbs up, and immediately let out a proud "hum". I don’t care about compliments from a scumbag like you—as for why you say Lao Lu is a scumbag? Of course, according to a certain Nana Lord, this person is the most perverted **** maniac in the multidimensional world! Every time he arrives in a new world, he must first create a harem! Among them are a thousand beautiful women, a thousand handsome men, a thousand beautiful animals... It is said that there are also strange creatures like helping him out.
Evil~ It’s simply outrageous! Even more scum than Sad Feng!
Ginny thought, although you are handsome, although you are on my side, and although you helped me get Harry's first kiss, you are still a bad boy!
Lao Lu felt her thoughts.
But where did this inexplicable feeling of disgust come from? He was simply confused.
"Ginny, are you okay? Basilisk... yes, basilisk!" Harry Potter shouted! It was only then that the memories that had been blinded came back one after another. "Basilisk," he turned around to look for it, and then he saw a bloody snake corpse lying not far from him, stretching from in front of the Slytherin statue to the door of the Chamber of Secrets.
But this huge basilisk looked extremely miserable at the moment... Its skin was completely peeled off from head to toe, and it was soaked in the pool next to it. The blood flowing down dyed the entire pool red. Professor Lockhart, who usually looked like a clown, was holding a shining sword and was splitting the snake's spine with all his strength, trying to remove the bone marrow! With those chops, flying snake blood and flesh foam stained his face, but Lockhart's expression was as cold as iron - he still looked like a bit of a loser!
Harry had no idea there was a camera pointed at Lockhart.
And Lockhart is a born actor. As long as he is in front of the camera, he can perform more perfectly than the Greek hero! Although the basilisk is now a dead snake, the footage can be combined with special effects to instantly turn it into a classic shot of a human-snake battle.
In addition, there are large pieces of cut snake meat, four neatly arranged basilisk fangs, strands of crystal translucent red snake nerves, two orange snake eyes as big as basketballs... and a plucked snake Naked cock and feathers.
"Boiler chicken? Fox?!" Harry Potter pointed at the "broiler chicken" that was covering his legs with two chicken wings and was radiating flames, and shouted with disbelief in his eyes.
Broiler ignored him. It was weeping at the pile of feathers, looking as if it had no love left in it - but a crystal bottle hung around its neck, catching its tears securely... Seeing this scene, Harry simply felt I'm going crazy! Who is abusing the birds? ! Then he figured out something and turned to look at Lao Lu.
"That's a phoenix! You actually plucked all the feathers out of Dumbledore's bird?!"
"Don't talk nonsense! I'm familiar with it. Even if you talk nonsense, I will sue you for slander!" Lao Lu said arrogantly, holding a cigar in his mouth. "Obviously this turkey accidentally fell into the trap. I pulled it all out to save it." Its feathers." But as if he thought of something again, he burst out laughing. "Why is this phoenix called fox? Isn't fox a fox? Also, Fox should be a female, right? This turkey is male."
Lao Lu remembered that the beautiful female mercenary he met in the world of the Iron-Blooded Alliance was named Fox. Therefore, in his impression, Fox should be a woman.
After the phoenix was plucked out, well... its gender was clearly visible. After Harry heard this, he looked at that part of Fox uncontrollably. "Tweet~~!!!" It seems that I can understand what he said, and I feel unbearably humiliated! The flames on Fox's body burned more and more intensely, and finally, after a heart-rending cry, he exploded! The flames of the explosion soared into the sky, and then they fell into a pile of ashes...
"Ah -" a group of people were stunned. "Isn't it just running naked? Why did you blow yourself up? Isn't this bird too conceited?"
But a moment later, when everyone was watching the ashes and marveling, another "chirp" sound came from the ashes.
"Fox is reborn!" Harry was the first to understand, and he shouted happily because he had seen Phoenix Fox come back from the dead. Following his words, a fiery young bird broke through the ashes and emerged. It first glared at Lao Lu angrily, then saw that its body was covered with small feathers again, and sang happily again.
"I'll go." Everyone was speechless.
As the saying goes, "Two scums fight against a giant basilisk, and in the end the super god is a turkey."
*****
The "Hogwarts Chamber of Secrets Incident" came to an end.
Gilderoy Lockhart once again makes a splash! This time, he not only showed his "super close combat ability", but also exposed his "organization behind him", which caused different opinions. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is the largest and only wizarding school in the UK, so its impact is even greater than the "Screaming Shack Incident".
The question now is not how much influence Lockhart can increase, but that the magic side is so big, he no longer has much room for improvement. More than 90% of people on the magic side of the UK have been benefited by him. Friends have said that it is time for Lockhart to trick foreigners... no, it is time to go international!
Let's let the British live...
The movie they made was also released successfully. No, it should be said that it was serialized smoothly. As the movie played, this problem that Lu Yuan regarded as a joke was easily solved by the editor of the Daily Prophet. Who says movies can't be serialized? We can!
Lu Yuan's vision was blocked by "common sense".
The magical photos in Harry's world are developed from negatives using special magic potions. The effect is equivalent to a gif animated picture, which can record and loop for about five seconds - and a movie that is more than two hours long, that is Just 1500 photos! Therefore, with the promotion of the "Daily Prophet", the first audio-visual book "Two Heroes" on the magic side was officially released!
Another sales frenzy...
Perhaps it is because after special effects processing, the charm of the image is unparalleled, far more than the words! This wave of sales frenzy directly pushed the entire Europe! Lockhart's fans finally spread all over the world, and even penetrated into the enemy's interior. He was madly obsessed with and invited by the vampire princess of Romania, and had to resign from his position as professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts and go to Romania for vacation.
Therefore, the tradition of "Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts class was cursed by Voldemort, and each teacher could only teach for one year" was successfully continued. Because Lockhart's reputation at the moment is even comparable to that of Dumbledore, if he does not resign voluntarily, then he should be the best person to break this legend.
What else is going on... right! There is also the black leather diary that hides Voldemort's split soul, the dark magic item that controls Ginny and releases the basilisk! That thing was actually one of Voldemort's Horcruxes. After Lu Yuan and the two men skinned the basilisk, they packed it up and took it away together.
This was the core prop of the entire incident - both Dumbledore, who was always hiding behind the scenes, and the Malfoy family, who were the masterminds, had both openly and secretly asked for it from the duo. In order to obtain such items, they are willing to pay some price in exchange.
But Lu Yuan and the other two could no longer hand over the notebook because the notebook was now soaked in a basin of water.
The scientific name of that water is "Holy Water No. 4".
Nowadays, most of the black leather notebook has "melted", and when people get close to the basin, they can even hear a faint wailing sound! Everyone who heard it turned pale and was so frightened that they could not speak! Melting the soul with holy water is a punishment 10,000 times more painful than being cut into pieces with a thousand cuts! Just thinking about it makes magicians’ scalps tingle! So they immediately became as far away as possible!
You must know that when the church burned magicians on a large scale, they used various kinds of holy water to break the demons. Holy Water No. 4 is not just for black magic...
It is said that although the Church has declined like the Eastern Immortal World, no one on the magic side dares to provoke the Church. Just because it is said that there are four million gallons (15,000 cubic meters) of holy water stored underground in the Vatican! Models ranging from No. 1 to No. 16 are available! This is the power of organized accumulation of resources.
Therefore, even if the church loses its mysterious power, as long as each priest is given a water gun, the church will still have the ability to push forward the world!
In response, Lao Lu smiled and said nothing while touching the newly made "endless water bottle". (To be continued.)
