Students are the most curious group.
Especially when they are mixed together of all ages, their curiosity will be amplified exponentially - it is said that the original purpose of dividing students into elementary school, junior high school and high school was not for the management of the school district and the convenience of teaching, but for the convenience of teaching. Reduce the level of confusion – apparently, the adults succeeded.
This is a conspiracy...
A bunch of magical kids hanging out together? God, their curiosity is unimaginable!
Lu Yuan tasted the bitter pill - his hype about the Screaming Shack was too successful - and the side effect was that every time Hogwarts was on weekends, he would welcome large crowds of visitors here! Especially Gryffindor, who is very curious, and Ravenclaw, who is very curious about knowledge. The Gryffindor kids are almost treating this place as a place of pilgrimage.
Lu Yuan once set the villa as a forbidden area. As a result, the magic puppet captured more than a hundred students who "accidentally entered" in one day, including almost all Gryffindor third-year students and above... As a last resort, Lao Lu only Can I use my Great China's killer move again - can't I control it? That fine... no, that's the fee! Many people? Then raise the fees!
Don’t be afraid of being simple and crude – management is that simple! All the fat-headed elders can do it, Lao Lu, you can definitely do it.
For five galleons per person, the meal includes a bottle of Pirate root beer (Pepsi Cola), a Pirate burger (Big Mac burger), and optional Pirate side dishes (salad and Pirate potato chips (I really can’t help it), and An opportunity to take a casual tour indoors!... What? You said this is a copy of Lao Ken's? Nonsense! Ours is obviously a copy of Lao Mai... No, we are original! This is the "Peace Hotel", didn't you see it on the sign? That capital "h"!
I have to say that Hogwarts is full of good kids. One ticket stopped most of the naughty kids outside their homes - five galleons is really not cheap.
Anyway, except for the villa room, you can do whatever you want anywhere else. Although this place is called a "restaurant", it is actually often closed and the owner is listless in doing business. So much so that most students use it as a free green space with benches. On weekends, a large number of student couples appear here in pairs and sit on the hill all day long. And a single dog will suffer five million burns just by passing by.
"Qiu, this is the good place I mentioned, how about it?" On another weekend, when the morning sun was still lingering on the mountainside, a couple had already arrived at the foot of the hillside of the Screaming Shack. The boy held the girl's hand and pointed to the picturesque hillside under the thick fog in the early morning to show off. The early morning sunshine is reflected by the fog, covering the hillside with a layer of golden gauze. It makes the three-story villa on the hillside with only the roof exposed look like a fairy tale castle.
Walking on the stone path looming in the fog, Zhang Qiu looked at the surrounding scenery in disbelief, "Digory, you said this is the Screaming Shack? It's so beautiful! Oh my God, I can't even remember it when I see this place. What the Screaming Shack looked like...wait, did we just miss something?”
In fact, they just walked through the gate. It was just that the fog was so thick that neither of them noticed. Then their attention was quickly attracted by the rough-styled wooden tables and chairs, and they forgot what happened just now...
Elaine was frying eggs when she saw Lu Yuan, who never got up at this time, appeared in the kitchen for the first time, and immediately guessed what had affected his routine. "Is that your goal in coming to England?" Elaine opened the kitchen blinds and looked at the boy and girl approaching gradually, nagging a little unhappily.
"Zhang Qiu, a third-year student at Ravenclaw College, is considered your disciple. She is just incidental...or, I need a cover background." Lu Yuan explained casually. He picked up the frozen bacon, and after the magic "preheated" it to the critical state of the crystal, he handed it to Elaine. Ms. Ravenclaw tacitly took it and placed it next to the omelette, pressing it down with a shovel. After a while, the charming aroma filled the kitchen.
"...Is it okay to tell me this?" the lady asked without looking back. It seemed like a random question, but Elaine was actually quite concerned about how Lu Yuan would answer it.
"Ah, it's just some harmless conspiracy. I promise I won't tell you the real plan." Lu Yuan said with a smile. It was obvious that taking advantage of the opportunity to talk sweetly would win a heart, but Lao Lu insisted on making the scenery worse to the end.
"Asshole!" the lady whispered through gritted teeth, and Lao Lu naturally pretended not to hear.
This has almost become their daily repertoire...
"Bang!" A thick pile of fried eggs and bacon-stuffed pancakes were thrown down on Lu Yuan's plate. "Your target is here to find you!" Before Lao Lu could say thank you, Elaine said a vicious word and went back to the room with her share.
Lao Lu smiled bitterly.
I thought, aren’t you foreigners quite open-minded? If you are interested, then take off your clothes and come straight up and push me down - I promise not to resist. The scumbag has no moral integrity, but Lao Lu's moral integrity is simply negative - as for where exactly he left it, there are so many places where he failed in his character that it is impossible to count them. So he won't refuse friendship cannons or anything like that... But if you just harass someone but don't show real intentions, that's going to be very scary. No matter how big Lu Yuan's heart is, it is still full at the moment, and there is really no room for anyone else.
He raised his head and looked out the window. Zhang Qiuzheng was walking towards this side with a little hesitation.
"Hey, girl, have you lost your way on the road of life?" Lu Yuan stood in front of the kitchen window and said with a hearty smile, showing his eight white teeth to Zhang Qiu. The next moment, the golden "teapot" flew out of the room and hit him on the back of the head with lightning speed!
"You damn prodigal bitch! This is the Crown of Oracle!"
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Zhang Qiu was really confused, and he started when he accidentally saw the words engraved on the table, because they were in Chinese.
Zhang Qiu is a British-Chinese, her parents are Hong Kongers, and she has also lived in Hong Kong for a long time. Therefore, although I received a complete British education, I still know basic Chinese characters. The line of big characters written on the table read, "In ancient times, there were people with big trees who regarded eight thousand years as spring and eight thousand years as autumn." The calligraphy of the brush is free and smooth, unrestrained and unrestrained. It is obvious that every stroke is carved into the wood, but it looks like it is about to fly out!
The writing was filled with resin, and ordinary Hogwarts students only thought it was some kind of pattern. Only Zhang Qiu recognized it as Chinese characters, and she thought about it for a long time before she remembered it. That seems to be a sentence from "Zhuangzi"! Zhang Qiu got up and looked for it. Sure enough, there were words on every table. Or "There is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty, and its name is Kun", or "He who carries the blue sky on his back and does not care about Yaolan will be the one who will lead Tunnan today". All thirty-two wooden tables scattered on the hills and arranged according to the terrain, together form a complete "Happy Journey"!
——This is... a fellow countryman?
However, this fellow's cultural level, just talking about the calligraphy strokes, is a bit scary! Zhang Qiu was scared at first, but when she saw the "set meal", she laughed. From the malicious prices and package contents, she seemed to read a hint of humor that only Easterners understand. Then while Zhang Qiu was searching, she discovered more content - it turned out that the menu was a mixture of Chinese and English, and the price list was written in English. However, it was mischievously written in Chinese on the side, "20% off with a ticket." ".
There are also things like "three meals included, hot water, and wifi", "massage for the blind, bone touching for the blind"... all of which made Zhang Qiu speechless. Who is the boss here? A blind man feels the bones...Are you blatantly acting like a hooligan?
Finally, as if she remembered something, she ran to the gate and took a look. Then I saw the gorgeous sign - Peace Hotel! Zhang Qiu immediately fainted. This is a new film this year! The movie in which Fa Ge plays the absolute protagonist, although the box office is not high, is definitely good to watch. She just watched it with her parents during the holiday.
Now, the copycat version is seen outside Hogwarts, and Zhang Qiu is so embarrassed that he is about to get cancer.
The high-quality "Xiaoyaoyou" has been forgotten by her. Now Zhang Qiu just wants to have a good talk with the boss here. Isn't it embarrassing for him to do this! If it is reported by the media, all Chinese people will be smeared along with it. Despite her young age, Zhang Qiu has already felt the ubiquitous discrimination in a conservative society like the UK, and she is particularly sensitive to this aspect.
Unexpectedly, a flash bomb was set off as soon as I walked to the door.
Ah, there is a handsome guy! Ah, the handsome guy was smashed away!
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ps: It’s finally finished and updates will resume from today. Well, after a few days of interruption, I can’t keep up my train of thought. (To be continued.) m.
