, wonderful and free of pop-ups! The school rules of Hogwarts stipulate that students in third grade and above can go to Hogsmeade village to spend the holidays on weekends after obtaining the signature of their parents, instead of being locked in the campus all weekend like first and second grade students. Nothing to do.
Therefore, the breakfast table every Monday is a special place for seniors to brag about their experiences in Hogsmeade and enjoy the envious eyes of their juniors - whether they are drinking butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks or bringing back big bags. Honeydukes candy can inspire countless admirations at the dinner table. In the eyes of children of one or two years old, Hogsmeade is the place chosen by God and given by God!
But today is no exception.
As soon as breakfast appeared on the long dining table, Ron Weasley's two twin brothers, Fred and George, rushed in with their claws open!
"Big news! Big news! Exclusively reported by Fred and George." One of them said. "Why not George and Fred?" Another habitually made trouble. "Hey, pay attention, what we are going to talk about next is something earth-shattering." "Okay, you win, Screaming Shack!" The two brothers performed expressively like cross talk, and one shouted , the other one immediately picked up, "Yes, it's the Screaming Shack!"
"What happened to the Screaming Shack?" Their words immediately attracted the attention of countless Gryffindor little lions - for the active and adventurous Gryffindors, go to the Screaming Shack for an adventure , this experience is as important as a coming-of-age ceremony! That's one of the things they have to do during their seven years at school.
Moreover, although the Shrieking Shack is said to be terrifying, it is still very popular in Hogwarts. There is even an interest group in Ravenclaw Academy dedicated to studying it. Therefore, not only Gryffindor, but students from several neighboring houses were also attracted by the news about the brothers.
"What's wrong, you ask?" Fred and George both made regretful expressions and spread out their hands, "Something big happened! The Screaming Shack is going to be sold! I heard it's going to be transformed into a restaurant! "
"Ah?!" A low voice of surprise swept through the hall like wind.
"Oh my God, it's going to be sold before I've even been there? Damn it, why am I not a third year?!" Ron Weasley buried his head in the table in annoyance, but said every second year student voice. "Fuck this stupid restaurant!"
"But it's not over yet." One of the twins spoke loudly again, grabbing everyone's attention. Then another one continued seamlessly, "Everyone, whether it is the Ministry of Magic or the rich man who bought the house, seems to have forgotten one thing!" "That's right, they forgot to ask the 'master' for advice - I It means the real owner of the house! Because it is the scariest...screaming shack! No one can sell the house without 'its' consent!"
"It!" Many children trembled. In their imagination, the Shrieking Shack turned into a big black monster... Thinking about it this way, it was really great!
"The fat rich man moved in with arrogance," George said affectionately, imitating the fat man's appearance. In the eyes of the students, the wealthy people who are probably unkind and dare to destroy their dreams all look like fat men. "I found myself waking up in the bathroom the next day!" Fred continued.
"Then he went to the Ministry of Magic and hired two of the most powerful Aurors to conquer the Shrieking Shack!" George pulled out his wand and sprayed a few fireworks in the air, as a metaphor for battle. Fred jumped on the dining table and made a miserable gesture, "Then they were hung unconscious at the intersection of Hogsmeade!"
The twins looked at each other, jumped up and clasped their hands together, dancing and posing on the dining table, "So it's still there - this is our scariest...screaming shack!"
"Oh~!!!" In an instant, the children's cheers erupted in the auditorium, almost knocking off the roof!
——As if they personally defeated that damn fat man.
[You used the "Lost Dice" and obtained the "Lanruo Temple Dryad Granny" template for three hours. New knowledge and skills were temporarily given and deleted after the end. You can re-roll after 24 hours to get a new template.
Since you have tentacles, this template gets additional bonuses: the template usage time is increased by 21 hours, the number of new tentacles is doubled, the strength of the tentacles is doubled, the length of the tentacles is doubled, and the trembling speed of the tentacles is doubled (I’ll get rid of this!).
You gain the temporary title: "Tentacle Madman". When wearing this title, the enemy female's combat effectiveness is halved, and there is a high probability of being infected with the "Sensitive Constitution" Buff for one hour during the battle. 】
…
Lu Yuan stood in the dilapidated and old screaming shack, looking through the broken windows at the gloomy and twisted tree at the foot of the mountain and the two adult wizards hanging upside down in the tree, and slowly shed two lines of humiliating tears. .
*****
"Did you hear about the Screaming Shack?"
"Of course, I heard that this time it was the Ministry of Magic. The Ministry of Magic wanted to sell the Shrieking Shack to an unsuspecting gringo at a low price. Who knew that this action completely angered the evil spirit living in the house? Now there are It’s a good show. Haha~”
"Yes, the incompetent Ministry of Magic! Look at the Aurors now, hanging on a tree on display?! They were not so bad ten years ago, when Aurors were chatting and laughing with Death Eaters."
"But the worst part was the gringo who spent too much money."
"Haha~ Yes, that's a big idiot." The man knocked on the table and said loudly, "Here's to the gringo, may he always be such an idiot!" His words caused laughter and echoes in the bar. It can only be said that the village of Hogsmeade is too small and closed. It is rare for an interesting thing to happen that is worthy of being talked about by the whole village!
——When Lu Yuan walked into the Three Broomsticks bar in a dusty state, he saw such a lively scene.
Lu Yuan, who had extremely keen ears, could confirm in just a moment that the topic these people were talking about was him. But at this time, the best way is not to take out the magic wand and blow up the place, but to pretend not to know - anyway, the rumored man who is fatter than a pig and sleeps with his head in the toilet is definitely not him!
The only thing that made him feel embarrassed now was the letter of apology he received from Mr. and Mrs. Weasley earlier in the morning. Rumors on the magic side also exceeded the speed of light. After hearing the bad rumors, the couple felt so regretful that they wanted to tear their hearts out. Lu Yuan could only smile bitterly at this, because he knew very well...most of the things in between were actually caused by him.
"Hi, Lu! I'm here!" As soon as Lu Yuan entered, a man stood up at a table inside and greeted him warmly.
The man has brilliant blond hair, and the purple satin coat on his body is pleated under the candlelight! Gilderoy Lockhart, the man who brings special effects wherever he goes! However, he seemed to be a little embarrassed by Ms. Rosmerta next to him. Seeing Lu Yuan appear was like being amnesty.
"For Merlin's sake," Lockhart complained in a low voice after the two sat back down at the table and sent Ms. Rosmerta away, "don't make an appointment at a place like this next time. You know, Those women looked like they were going to eat me! They were scarier than the dominatrix I was vacationing with..."
"No way, who asked you to be the Defense Against Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts - when I saw this news in the newspaper, I was shocked!" Lu Yuan said half-complimentally, "You have snatched the coveted seat of the mysterious man... Congratulations on becoming a teacher at Hogwarts. Cheers to the Legends of Tomorrow!"
Lu Yuan picked up the beer sent by Ms. Rosmerta and raised his glass.
"Hahaha~ Actually...haha~ Cheers!" Lockhart laughed so hard that he couldn't even see his face. For a long time, everyone has regarded him as a "writer" - only those girls and mothers who were fascinated by him truly believed that he had really done those great adventures! Most people have doubts about this peacock-like man.
And Dumbledore's invitation to be the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts School was undoubtedly equivalent to some kind of identity certification - and it was made by the greatest wizard of the contemporary era! How could Lockhart be unhappy?
As for Dumbledore not seeing that Lockhart is an idiot? Lu Yuan sneered in his heart, how is that possible!
Of course, according to Dumbledore's divine logic - before the truth emerges, Lockhart should be given a chance to prove himself - just like the werewolf Lupine was allowed to enter the magic school? However, the fact is that the children who have been with Lu Ping for seven years have always been under the threat of being bitten by werewolves, but they did not know it until graduation. In fact, Dumbledore admitted Lupine to school, but did not monitor Lupine's behavior at all times.
If he made Lockhart a teacher just to satisfy his mother's feelings, where would he leave the children whose education had been delayed for a whole year?
Compared to the Virgin Mary's reasons, Lu Yuan is more willing to believe that the old fox is guiding the savior Harry Potter again - last year it was "the adults are not trustworthy", this year it is "the adults are not only untrustworthy, but even their academic qualifications... strength" Everything is fake." In the end, Harry would inevitably come to a conclusion - "Sure enough, everything still has to happen... no, it depends on yourself."
"What's the matter, Lu? You know, I've been very busy. In order to reply to fans' letters, I don't go to bed until ten o'clock every day." One thing Lockhart will never forget is showing off!
"By the way, did you hear about it? About the Screaming Shack. Hahaha, what a stupid foreigner!"
Lu Yuan smiled, put his hands on the table, and spoke clearly. "Lockhart, I am that stupid foreigner..."
"Oh~" Lockhart's laughter stopped abruptly. "You bought a Screaming Shack? You're kidding me!"
"No, I didn't. You know we made a lot of money from our cooperation, so I wanted to buy a house, but..." Lu Yuan looked at the house with the most innocent eyes, extremely sincerely, "Lockhart, you know Auror All failed. And you are an expert in black magic, you are my only hope now!"
"Me?!" Gilderoy Lockhart jumped up from his chair as if he had been stabbed by nails. He was terrified at first, but when he realized that many people were looking at him, he unconsciously grabbed a few times and managed to calm down. "...I...I mean I've been very busy recently, and in school...yes! That's right, weird secret rooms are being opened in school, and there are even horrific incidents where students are petrified! I need to deal with it! Sorry...brother …I’m powerless.”
"It doesn't matter, just drop by once." Lu Yuan smiled, but his hand held Lockhart firmly. "Who made us brothers!"
————
PS: I changed my mobile phone today and finally bought Huawei Mate8, which supports domestic products. (.)
