The red Hulk punched Lu Yuan away, and the proud little girl held her head high and proudly led the Hulk back to the interstate highway - Remi never looked back at Lu Yuan, who was stuck headfirst in the soil. 【Read the latest chapter】
"I now understand why you had dark circles under your eyes yesterday." When Lu Yuan pulled himself out of the soil, he found Captain America and Stark squatting on the edge of the pit, admiring his majestic posture. .
"Your daughter's friend seems to be in a great mood and doing a great job. You may not be a good person, but I believe you are a very good father, and your patience with these children is wonderful. You know, my estate The only women off limits are those under twelve, and there’s nothing I can do about these little angels with forks (quotes).”
"Hahaha~" The three men laughed in a way that could only be understood but could not be expressed in words.
Anyone can see Leimi's good mood from that cheerful little face - just like Lu Yuan's doting on these children.
"Well, although my daughter is very important, my daughter's friends are also very important, and family is more important..." Tony Stark could never control his chatty mouth, and he reached out to pull Lu Yuan out of the pit. "But did you forget something small? For example...save New York!!"
"Ok, ok." After being yelled at, Lao Lu quickly raised his hands in surrender, "You can start activating your Gundam toys now. Dinner will be here soon."
"I've been looking forward to it for a long time!" Stark said coolly, and said to Captain America, "Would you like to come with us?" Then he walked towards the top of the mountain. "By the way," he turned around and walked backwards and asked Lu Yuan, "If I... have a child, can I leave it to you for foster care? You can be the child's godfather."
"Then I will throw him to an uncivilized planet and let her grow up with orangutans." Lao Lu beat his chest and shouted like a gorilla, "Ah woo~ ah woo~~"
Thinking about Tony Stark's daughter...it can't be cute no matter how you think about it, right? So decisively refuse! As for the son, this possibility is not considered at all.
"Fake!" The scene turned into four middle finger jabs.
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War, war has never changed... No, war has never been so funny.
From the direction of New York, the Chitauri squadron headed towards Seattle in a mighty manner - consisting of 2,000 single-person aircraft, 400 armored flying dragons, 150 aerial and space dual-purpose warships, and 55,000 soldiers. Composed of Chitauri soldiers-this huge fleet is preparing to wipe out Washington State in one fell swoop! And follow the will of the universe and completely destroy an evil company that is doing Plague to Death 8.0!
But when they invade along the road and are "ambushed" unexpectedly, it's really weird. Because hundreds of people were shooting into the air with assault rifles... Do you think this is a war? But in the next moment, the infantry were seen falling like rain, blood spilling into the sky! There is no romantic encounter, no shouting at the top of one's voice, only unilateral, calm and efficient massacre.
More than five hundred infantrymen were ambushed in four or five ambush sites, each armed with a "tactical" assault rifle and shooting in the air. From the time the Chitauri infantry flew into the "virtual pocket battlefield" to the time they flew out, the entire window was less than five seconds, and the individual aircraft was reduced by 50% - the war was so tragic that it was unimaginable!
"The infantry immediately increased their flying altitude! The battleships covered and fired! The armored flying dragons dived!" The reaction speed of the Chitauri was almost consistent with the predictions on the battlefield - generally speaking, within the planet's atmosphere, due to atmospheric density, gravitational acceleration, planetary surface, etc. Under the influence of various factors, it is difficult for the effective range of individual weapons to exceed 10 kilometers. In space, the range of individual weapons can often be expanded ten times on this basis.
Therefore, dual-purpose individual weapons for both air and space are usually fixed on the outside of the armored forearm instead of being held in the hand. They rely on computers rather than naked eye aiming to improve directional shooting accuracy. This is a common design for individual weapons after entering space. Within the effective range, computer-controlled precision shooting is very scary - so quickly increasing altitude to affect shooting accuracy by changing air density and extending the range is the right thing to do.
However, the individual weapons in the Mass Effect world have been used in actual combat in more than 100,000 different planetary environments - this kind of weapon that has withstood countless extreme planetary environments and actual combat tests, and has black technology, is simply not comparable to any other world! The "tactical" assault rifle, an upgrade from the "Avenger" assault rifle, is the best-selling weapon in the history of the entire galaxy and has completely monopolized the assault rifle market... with a range that spans the stratosphere!
So when the firepower extended upwards, countless Chitauri had their balls and anus exploded!
Facing the overwhelming number of Chitauri troop carriers swooping down, each with heavy armor and armored flying dragons hundreds of meters in length, a mechanically armored figure soared into the sky! The hot orange-red light cut a huge "X" wound in the sky, and more than a dozen armored flying dragons were cut off by the giant light spear without any defense!
After the steel giant rose to the top of the sky, it began to fall under the influence of gravity acceleration. It tilted its huge body back, and its eight-pack shoulder heavy cannon and six Vulcan cannons spoke in turn, leaving countless exploding flames on the background sky!
In the end, this super huge robot finally landed in an extremely shocking posture - "Lunge with one hand on the right knee" - posture!
Behind the robot, the flames exploded like mountains and seas!
"Fuck you, Tony!" Tony Stark, who piloted the "Infinite Justice" Gundam and landed in an extremely pretentious manner, was almost sprayed out by everyone - countless acquaintances, People who didn't know him all sent "middle fingers" to his channel - which once caused the intelligent system "Jarvis" to crash.
But will Tony care? He controlled "Infinite Justice" to stand upright, standing on the edge of the cliff at a 45-degree angle. With the best profile angle, he said the pretentious line that he had pondered countless times in private - "Zita" Rui Ren, Tony Stark is here!"
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Lu Yuan sat in a certain bomb crater, smiling at the fireworks in the sky and Tony Stark's idiotic behavior (the Infinite Justice Gundam can sustain air combat without landing at all, which is completely necessary to show off. It would be a lie to say that he doesn't envy Tony, but He really didn't dare to steal Tony's limelight this time - let's put it this way, Tony's pretense could be played repeatedly on Earth's TV for three months!
Because no one on earth understands the performance of the "Infinite Justice" Gundam, they will be confused by Stark's cool moves and go crazy for it; but if Lu Yuan does this again, it will be broadcast on the Galaxy News Network later, "Machine If A is used like this by him," it will only ruin his reputation.
"Roar!" Hulk rushed over and jumped up high, punching the wreckage of half of the battleship that was coming towards him and sending it flying away! A small figure came to the edge of the pit and sat down against Lao Lu. The two of them looked at the fireworks in the sky together, smiling and silent.
More steel mechas soared into the sky and joined the dogfighting battle group in the sky. Because although the performance of the heavy-duty mecha officially installed by Dawn is far superior to that of the prototype, its height has been reduced to twelve meters - so that it seems that the giant "Infinite Justice", which is more than twenty meters high, is indeed more like a flagship. This made Stark, who showed his strongest performance, rush towards the densest part of the war like crazy!
Then, the U.S. government's F-35 air battle group arrived, and S.H.I.E.L.D.'s helicarrier headquarters and the unfinished Helicarrier Two also came to the battlefield! There were also " "New York State Militia" - combat vehicles converted from various trucks, main battle tanks abandoned by the US military, Thor with thunderbolts and lightning all over his body, motorcycles ridden by Black Widow, Chitauri individual aircraft captured by some people, and even a certain A mixed Iron Man and so on...
"My sister is here too." Remi pointed at a small figure among the "reinforcements" and said happily. Lao Lu touched his nose in embarrassment. As far as he knew, except for the eldest daughter and second daughter of the Scarlet Devil Mansion and his two daughters, a large number of naughty children had "died" back. The resentment on the Dawn was now skyrocketing... As for the few who were lucky enough to "survive", he was actually too busy to pay attention to them.
Detection tools lock, zoom, and play.
I saw Flandre Scarlet, the second young lady of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, sitting in the backpack of "Hawkeye" and seemed to be having a lot of fun? Her magic sword Levardin transformed into a strange shape - one end turned into a fixed swimming goggles and was worn on Hawkeye's head; the other end was held by Fran in her little hand, and she commanded it excitedly.
Lu Yuan and Lei Mi could clearly hear the second lady's voice shouting, "Passenger No. 2, shoot in the direction of nine o'clock!" But you were obviously pointing in the direction of three o'clock in the afternoon... Hawkeye remained silent. Select an arrow from the quiver, draw the bow and string, and shoot the long arrow in the three o'clock direction.
After being hit by a trivial carbon arrow, the 400-meter-large armored flying dragon began to disintegrate in the air! Hit the battleship with one arrow!
"Fulan can see the eyes of destruction of all things." Since no one could see it, the eldest lady quietly leaned her body weight on Lu Yuan's body little by little. The feeling of security and warmth surrounded the eldest lady's small body, and the breath almost suffocated her, so that Remi had to rely on talking to cover up.
"They are all good children," a warm big hand pressed on Remi's nightcap and rubbed it gently. "Remi too."
"Hmph." It sounded like meow.
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The setting sun was like blood, and on the wasteland, burning debris spread to the end of the skyline.
The fruits of victory were rudely plucked.
"Oh!!!" Countless people, men and women, black, white, and yellow, earthlings, aliens, and people from other worlds... stood together, holding all kinds of weapons and cheering loudly! Even the Misakas, who have seen bigger scenes, are all smiling at this moment.
"Listen, everyone! Listen to me!" Tony Stark drove a giant Gundam into the sky, and turned on the speakers so that his voice could be heard clearly dozens of kilometers away. "Today, we are here..."
Hearing Tony's passionate speech, almost half of the weird people sitting in the row gathered together at the edge of the pit - Lu Yuan, Hawkeye, the eldest and second miss of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Captain America Rogers and others raised their hands to cover their heads. Face.
"I guess Tony is going to be wearing little shoes until he dies!" Lao Lu complained, and even Captain America Rogers agreed.
Speeches before and after the war are actually the smallest aspect of boosting morale. The real function is "political show"! For example, when the war in the Mass Effect world begins, no one will compete with Lu Yuan for the lecture seat. Whoever is responsible for this kind of thing will do it.
At this time today, whether it is the President of the United States or the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., even if a congressman stands there and gives a speech, he can gain huge political resources - except Tony Stark! Politically he is a clown. But this guy is obviously too excited...
"Fifty million, as long as he knows how to accept it." Another Iron Man landed next to this group of weirdos, "Then the Stark Group will have to donate at least another fifty million US dollars to settle this matter." The visor of the steel suit popped open, revealing a white female face with slight freckles.
"Ah, are you that...Little Pepper?" Lu Yuan couldn't remember the complete name of this female Stark secretary. What makes him wonder is that the pretty secretary Chili Pepper who works under that pervert still looks like a virgin? Tony, is he dying?
"Pepper Potts, that person's secretary." Pepper smiled professionally at everyone and introduced herself. Seeing Tony flying around in high spirits, Pepper reluctantly raised the suitcase he was carrying - it should contain a portable version of the steel suit. "I wanted to give this to Tony, but apparently... he's got a new toy."
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"Liberate New York!" Tony controlled the infinite justice in the sky and made the robot's big finger point due east.
"Liberate New York!!!" Countless people responded with a roar, and their morale was like a rainbow!
"... Donations can't save him this time." Captain America Rogers said with certainty. (To be continued.)