"Whoa your eyes? Hahaha what the hell happened?"
Seeing Lu Yuan come in with two panda eyes, Captain America spit out a sip of coffee, while Stark laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe.
"Fake, you two!" Old Lu said coquettishly, "You know, this is a war pattern. We aliens have to draw this before going on an expedition. If you laugh, I will really fall out!" Who would have thought that "Hakurei's friendship will be broken" "Yan Quan" slap in the face doesn't hurt much but it disfigures the face!
It was the "alien" joke again, and Rogers and Stark rolled their eyes together. After they got along for a while, the more they thought about it, the more something was wrong, and they always felt like they had been deceived. Don’t the people on Dawn look too much like Earthlings? And aliens also speak Earth language? Although there are indeed many alien greenskins, snake demons, and geths, this just proves that they are not trying to deceive trust by taking on the appearance of earthlings, but that people have always looked like this. Isn't this suspicious enough? ?
The Marvel world is very imaginative, including parallel worlds, time travel, and dimensional crossovers. So Captain America and Stark have been speculating in this direction. They suspected that the so-called Dawn was just another highly developed Earth spacecraft, and Lu Yuan was also the captain of this ship. How should I put it? It's quite reliable.
"I guess you are Japanese." Stark said deliberately. Rogers, the American teammate who had been working well with him during this period, immediately responded, "No, I think he's Korean. He looks like the Korean pretty boy I know." He made an incision gesture on his face. "They all look the same."
"You are Japanese! Your whole family is a Korean plastic surgery guy!" Lao Lu was immediately furious.
Stark and Rogers looked at each other and said in unison, "Yes, they are Chinese!"
As long as foreigners talk like this, Chinese people will react like this: Lu Yuan embraces his arms and turns his nose up. Anyway, no matter what you say, I will not admit it. "Do you want to fight? The aliens are at your doorstep, and you are still in the mood to talk nonsense."
"Oh." Stark choked. In fact, after seeing the tip of the iceberg exposed by Dawn, they are no longer too worried about the war situation on earth. Just based on the anti-gravity technology they saw, they misidentified mass effect, energy crystallization, wireless power transmission, medium particle weapons, and mechas as having completely exceeded their assessment of the Chitauri.
But since Lu Yuan mentioned it first, Captain America, who was more anxious, asked straight to the point, "When will we set off?"
"Of course now! Our reinforcements are ready." Lu Yuan shook his head, and the side wall rose, revealing three hundred marines wearing heavy armor and two hundred mechas driving heavy mechas outside the room. Brigade, and countless naval officers! They were fully armed, arranged neatly, and formed several square formations with a murderous look!
"Wait! Let's just go through it like this? Don't we need to make a plan first? And you have to give me time to communicate with the US government. Otherwise, I cannot guarantee that such a large armed force will appear on American soil. Who will the ** team attack first?" Rogers, the American team, said quickly.
"Talking as we walk." Lu Yuan waved his hand, and the three groups outside dispersed one after another. But obviously, the "surprises" he created for the two of them were not over yet. "If you want to communicate, you'd better hurry up." Lu Yuan leaned against the wall. The surrounding light first dimmed, and then was slowly illuminated by a blue radiance. It turned out that before they knew it, they had been transferred to a "Matrix" transport ship together with their room.
The internal space of the "Matrix" transport ship is extremely large and can fit most of Beijing. Therefore, in addition to a super-star accommodation area and a large number of entertainment facilities, it is more than enough to accommodate an entire support fleet. Although it is said that killing a chicken with a machete, there is no other way. In order to reduce the complexity of logistics, Dawn designed such a transport ship.
Now the exterior walls of the transport ship have all been converted to one-way transparency, allowing people inside to directly see the blue and familiar planet Earth hanging outside the window.
"So look," Lu Yuan took the lead and stood in front of the window with his hands behind his back, overlooking the aquamarine star. "If I really want to take over Earth, I don't even need a Chitauri portal. Where do we go now? At least give me a place to land. Our landing won't be monitored by anyone, and then you can follow S.H.I.E.L.D. Or the U.S. government will slowly discuss it."
"Seattle, where SHIELD's temporary headquarters is located. I recommend you land on Puget Sound outside the city, where the scenery is beautiful. Of course, I will be grateful if you land directly on Microsoft headquarters." Stark suddenly patted hard. He raised his forehead and said, "Wait a minute! I treat you as a friend, but your behavior just now is showing us that you Chinese are not pretending."
Lao Lu immediately collapsed in aloofness and quickly raised his hands in a gesture of surrender. "Please don't tell me! I only have this little hobby, why can't you let me have some? Just treat it as satisfying the bad behavior of aliens."
"But we treat you as a friend, but you are using your identity to hurt us!" Stark accused confidently.
"Am I the only one who does this? Ahem." Lu Yuan cleared his throat, raised one eyebrow and raised the other, and said in a nonchalant voice, "Although I don't want to mention that, I am the second richest man in the United States. ." That tone was just like Tony Stark's. Ahem, this time it was Stark who choked.
"Is it really so easy for you to come to Earth?" Captain America seized the opportunity to interject and asked, he was more focused on the core of the problem.
"No, it just looks easy, but it's actually much more difficult than opening a space gate for the Chitauri! Although the whole process seems smooth, every time you travel, it consumes the energy of half a star." Lu Yuan said Captain America answered seriously for the first time. What Captain America was thinking about, doubtful, was that he must not let him know that it was really easy. The Marvel world is full of disasters, and there is no limit to his attempts to commit suicide. Old Lu didn’t want to be like Shenguo, running around all day long. Work as a nanny for an old American.
"So what's your battle plan?"
Lu Yuan drew a direct line between Seattle and New York, "Kill over, kill Loki, Chitauri and the portal, it's over!"
Stark and Captain America looked sideways at Lu Yuan. Didn't they agree not to show off? After understanding, Lao Lu spread his hands helplessly, "There is really no need for any plan. The main force of the Chitauri did not enter the space gate. I guess they did not really intend to fully invade from the beginning. So our difficulty It's about reducing civilian casualties, not defeating the Chitauri Vanguard and Loki."
"Okay, I hope everything you said is correct." As soon as Captain Rogers sighed, he saw the transparent wall next to him turned into a screen again, and the heads of the leaders of the United Nations' five permanent members popped up!
"I have taken control of these military satellites. Who do you want to contact first?"
tired! That's the only feeling Rogers has. If he were asked to express his thoughts now, he would say that accompanying an alien who likes to show off is not something that humans do!
He felt that he had spent his whole life's political talent to place this alien joker and reinforcements pretender five hundred kilometers away from Puget Sound! To put it simply, it is the Atlantic Ocean. Of course, Lu Yuan said that it is now an empty supply base. Because the transport frigate has been hidden in the Dark Side of the Moon, and the remaining five hundred Misakas are currently shopping in Seattle.
"Hey! Why am I being treated like this?! That's my private property!" Stark kept protesting as he watched his "Infinite Justice" Gundam being surrounded by the military. It's a pity that it didn't work because you did it privately, so the Ministry of National Defense tolerated it. Who makes you a billionaire? But you actually made another hydrogen bomb, then no one can bear it!
"Don't worry, hold on to your control, she will always be yours." Lu Yuan patted the smart ring on his arm and consoled her. "By the way, my subordinates said they would stay in the city today. Do you have any hotel recommendations?"
Stark was speechless. By the way, he suddenly remembered that the thing he was talking about was the thing he was showing off to Captain America, the thing that would definitely "gain the upper hand".
"Hi, Mr. Alien." Stark gave up on fighting for the ownership of the Gundam and allowed the military to take it away. He knew that as long as he called, the heavy mecha would blast through the barrier and come roaring towards him! unstoppable! Of course, he envied those heavy mechas used by little girls. Those mechas are now stored in the matrix transport ships, and they can be teleported at fixed points when necessary. It is an unbearable black technology!
"Hi, Mr. Alien! You know, you are on Earth now. You need to abide by some rules," he said with a smile, "For example, when buying things or your subordinates staying in a hotel? You can't use credit points, and you can't Just take it, you need this!" He pulled out a brand-new twenty-dollar bill and flicked it. “This little rectangular piece of paper!
By the way, let me remind you, the person standing in front of you is the fourth person in the United States who owns the most pieces of paper! "
"Tony, our technology is at least three generations ahead of yours. Do you know what we usually do?" His attitude was very sincere.
"How to do it? Establish an Orange mobile phone company? Or become a supplier of black technology weapons to the government? Say a price," Stark said calmly, showing off his tycoon style. "Stark Enterprises will make the acquisition without counteroffer! We are friends."
"Sorry, Tony." Lu Yuan spread his hands, "We usually print money directly."
"Damn it! I guess all those past economic crises were caused by aliens!"
: I sawed open the case, installed the graphics card, changed the power supply if it couldn't light up, and changed the socket for the flash memory, and finally started it, but the graphics card couldn't reach the top. I kept struggling until the afternoon, and finally confirmed one thing.
Scroll bar 5 is in full effect and all kinds of beautification r2 can only run to 25ps after installation. I have no interest in collecting materials. Busy as hell. To be continued. ..
