"Ugh~"
Zhao Ling'er covered her mouth and retched again and again. Lu Yuan stood beside him with a helpless face - don't get me wrong, he did nothing but smile bitterly - but there were many uncles and aunts surrounding them, looking at them with strange eyes. And whispering...
"You'd better seal your breath, we won't stay here for long... Sigh," Lu Yuan scratched his head and said quickly using voice transmission. "There are hundreds of people living in every square kilometer here. The air is full of sweat, exhaust, germs and haze. Hundreds of electromagnetic waves pass through our bodies every minute and every second. Thousands of noises fill the eardrums anytime and anywhere. The aura of heaven and earth It’s so scarce that it’s almost nonexistent…but yes, this is my hometown.”
"Teacher, don't lie to me because you think I'm young. This is the middle of Sichuan. Isn't your home on the Songhua River in the northeast?" After Zhao Ling'er closed her breath, her whole person immediately became lively again. Her eyes kept wandering over cars, tall buildings, etc., and she looked very interested. The two quickly escaped from the circle of uncles and aunties who were doing morning exercises, and ran out of the park where they appeared in time.
"That's just a casual song..." Lao Lu was helpless again.
He never cared about the influence of the times. No matter in the Yuan Dynasty or the Qing Dynasty, he led the dance of the most dazzling national style. Therefore, if someone says something to you now, it is entirely your own fault. "Don't make trouble. I'll take a look at the map and then go find your Uncle Lu..." He was interrupted by Zhao Ling'er tugging on his sleeve just in the middle of his words. He looked up and saw Linger pointing at something with bright eyes and saying, "I want to play with that!"
Okay, Lao Lu, just keep waiting.
Lu Yuan threw the map away casually. When he saw the divine object clearly, he was immediately shocked, "I'll go, who brought the excavator to the city?!"
...However, the next quarter of an hour, Lu Yuan and his apprentice had already changed into Lan Xiang... no, blue uniforms, and sat in the cab of the excavator. As for the original driver, he was sitting on the curb with a bottle of beer and several thousand dollars in his pocket, having no idea why he was sitting here.
"Hahaha, it's so fun!" Seeing Ling'er driving the excavator and digging up a section of the road like a dog chewing it, Lu Yuan looked up at the sky and pretended not to notice. If it weren't for his secret blessing, Ling'er would have dug through all the gas, tap water, and pipes. After digging up the entire Taixing Road, Ling'er returned home happily and let go of the poor excavator.
When leaving, Lu Yuan quietly snapped his fingers, and the entire road instantly returned to its old appearance...
Lu Yuan also used some methods to expel mortals before to prevent ordinary people from watching. But what he didn't know was that there were still some surveillances where people were not present, but the situation was still captured on film. There is a post on the Internet, "Excavator racing in the city, driving like a drunk driver, damaging the road surface!" How can such a municipal project make citizens feel at ease! 》.
However, the poster was sprayed with blood by the people who followed him! Because the certification photo that was sent later showed that the construction of Taixing Road had not started yet - why did you start spreading rumors before the construction started? The press release has been sent out too early! I despise such an unqualified public intellectual like you!
*****
"The uncle taught Loli how to play ball. I immediately called the police when I saw what happened next."
Someone and his young disciple wandered around the city unscrupulously and cheated at will, which naturally led to countless supernatural incidents. In a world full of cell phones and cameras, it's almost impossible to hide completely, not to mention that some asshole has no intention of hiding.
And this title is a video that appeared on station b...
You must know that the video titles at Station B have always been famous for teasing, exaggeration, deep throating, old jokes and no limit. After all, the people who come in and out here are experienced drivers, and they cannot get hard with ordinary stimulation. So this title really doesn’t mean anything. If it wasn’t boring in the afternoon and it wasn’t the peak period for posting videos, few people would probably click on it to take a look…
At the beginning of the picture, there was a handsome middle-aged man carrying an expired lolita. Both of them were carrying tennis rackets, obviously ready to play tennis. The expired loli wore tight jeans and a simple T-shirt, but she showed off her youthful and beautiful figure. Coupled with that delicate and bright face and bright smile, the audience's hearts were instantly captured!
"Loli Segao!" "Uncle, I want to commit a crime." "Hey, why is my screen wet?" "It's a pity it's not black stockings." Several subtitles floated up.
Someone else typed unwillingly, "This uncle came back from Korea, right? He has a nice face." "He must have had plastic surgery!" "Plastic surgery 1" "Plastic surgery 2"... "Maybe he was a fat guy before plastic surgery! "It's a pity that no one paid attention to this sentence.
Then there were some interactions between the uncle and the little loli. I have to say that although this uncle is a bit rustic in his clothes, he has a good figure. Standing next to a girl is so eye-catching that people watch the video without even realizing it. But looking at the open-air venue over there, it seems to be at a sports ground in the city. Because it was a weekday afternoon, there was almost no one around, and the person who shot the video was obviously unscrupulous in filming from a close range. I don’t know if he was a staff member or another customer.
Next, the uncle told the girl the rules, but the people watching immediately spit out the rules. "Ling'er, there are only three rules for playing tennis: no crossing the net, no going out of the frame, and whoever's ball hits the ground first loses." The comments suddenly flooded the screen like a volcano erupting, shocking the readers who were watching quietly. Big jump! No one expected that so many people would watch! The barrage was so dense that it covered the entire screen.
"Oh, uncle, you have to be more professional when you lie to a lolita! Girl, come with me to see the goldfish!" "This is the worst time I've ever been hacked in tennis." "Kneel down to the three rules! What about the serving rules? How to score? When will the courts be changed?...Poor Wimbledon." "It turns out that the tennis rules I have always known are wrong." "Three rules." "He seems to be talking about badminton..." "Nonsense, obviously It’s volleyball” “it’s table tennis” “table tennis 1”…
But seeing the girl jumping to the side of the court with a brand-new tennis ball and racket, of course the camera followed her. Uncle and Lolita, it’s obviously more attractive to shoot Lolita! Seeing the girl twisting her slim waist, many uncles watching the video felt their noses heat up and immediately stopped talking. This even caused the barrage to be cleared! But then, layers of barrages suddenly appeared from the right side of the screen, forming a vertical array and flying towards them - "High energy ahead!!!"
What high energy is ahead?
I saw the girl throwing the tennis ball, jumping up slightly, and then swinging the racket with her long arms. The whole posture was extremely graceful!
"Bang!" The tennis ball hit by the racket exploded into a cone-shaped sonic boom...
"I got it together! Appeared! Fifty-cent special effects!!!" "The up master is on!" "It turns out that the special effects are the main body!" "It turns out this is not a candid/filming" "I can already imagine what is coming next, fighting tennis!"……
The supersonic sphere was not directly torn apart by the force exerted on itself because it was wrapped in an invisible aura! The speed exceeded 500 kilometers per hour (only the sphere that initially broke the speed of sound flew in a series of S-shaped trajectories in the air, and was then steadily caught by another racket. The racket that produced the incredible bend was also blessed by internal forces. It was not broken directly. The sphere that was cut by the side suddenly reversed and accelerated to the extreme rotation! The sphere itself pushed away the air, and shot to the opposite side like a straight arrow, pulling out a white trajectory...
The immortal guides the way, Su Qin carries the sword, splits the Huashan Mountain with strength, and the green pines welcome the guests...
Two charming swordsmen danced across a tennis net.
The two men were obviously moving very fast, but they seemed to be calm and calm, as if they already knew the direction of the ball before the racket was swung! If it weren't for the white ball in the middle that looked like a cannonball and could only see its shadow, people wouldn't realize how fast it was! The two people were flying around, their figures were all over the field, and the damn ball was knocked back and forth without even being seen, and there was no way it would land -
Really? For such people, three rules will suffice…
The rows of barrages have left me speechless. At this time, the up owner ran out to show his presence and said, "This is where I called the police." In exchange for rows of likes.
In other tennis, when the ball is extremely fast, both sides will distance themselves in order to gain reaction time. However, these two people played in tacit understanding and got closer and closer, and in the end they even stood on both sides of the net, and the tennis ball flew into a refraction line. A moment later, when the ball was hit, the girl's racket swiped and pointed at the man's ribs. The man's racket made a circle and hit the girl's racket and the ball back together! As if dancing, the two started hitting tennis balls and attacking each other, causing tons of damage to the audience immediately!
"Report to the country, there is hope for our tennis!" "We can win all the gold medals in this Olympics." "No, you are wrong, this is fighting tennis, a prohibited event in the Olympic Games." "We are looking forward to my big dragon horse's appearance" "Fighting tennis 1"..."Fighting Tennis 10086".
The video ends as the net is torn apart by flying tennis balls. Watching the two of them leaving hand in hand without even breaking a sweat, an audience member suddenly realized what they were saying and typed out a barrage.
"I guess! I was deceived again! It turns out this is a promotional video planned by DC's Chinese Superman!"
Immediately, countless people were impressed by his sharp eyesight and knelt down collectively.
*****
Bluestone, alleys, deep courtyards.
Lu Dongbin, wearing a Taoist robe, holding a glass of wine, sat leisurely under the tree in the courtyard, looking calm and calm, as usual.
After playing all day, when I took Ling'er to visit Lao Lu in the evening, I opened the door and saw this scene. If Lao Lu hadn't been watching the video with an apple in his hand, his look just now could be called an immortal...
"Haha, you have become an Internet celebrity now? The government will have a headache next." Lu Dongbin said with a smile, "Come on, sit down!" He waved his hand, and several plates of spiritual fruits appeared on the table. Although Lu Dongbin is stubborn, he is not rigid. He was dragged back from this world and brought back many good things. Nowadays, there is no shortage of spiritual tea and spiritual fruit, and Zabu Yu is as trapped as before.
Then he yelled at the top of his lungs into the room, "His aunt, Xiao Luzi is here, give us some good food!"
"I know." Following the words, a Tingting beauty walked out of the room. She had red lips and white teeth, long hair shawl, and her long legs in high heels were particularly eye-catching.
"Is this? There are guests at home..." Lu Yuan did not expect that there was a stranger in Lao Lu's home, and they looked very familiar. He thought for a moment and clapped his hands, "You are that... that Korean... Girls Generation, right?"
"Pa", he was hit hard on the forehead. "I know Ha Han! I am your Aunt Li!" (To be continued.) m.
