"Do you believe me when I say I didn't mean it?" Lu Yuan looked at Qiu Zhixian sincerely and said every word as if he was afraid she wouldn't understand.
Qiu Zhixian shook his head happily, and Lu Yuan could only hide his face and sigh.
There was a reason why Lao Lu said that - at that time, he had just used the Mirror Sword Realm to destroy the "Chen" character killer that invaded Yuanhun. But when he returned to his true body, he found that his body had been riddled with holes in the real fire of ****. And his body was completely empty, with no physical strength or spiritual power left. At this time, he wanted to call someone for help, at least to lift him to the bed. But his throat was burned out!
So he took a small step toward the door——
At this step, his left foot crossed his right foot, and he fell to the ground. Then the raised scabbard hit the table and bounced, and the sword slipped out of the sheath. The hilt of the sword fell to the ground first, supporting it. The tip of the sword was pointing upward; just in time, he pounced forward, and with a pop, he stabbed himself right through! That's not all yet... His head happened to knock over the water basin on the shelf, and he happened to be carried headlong into the small pit that the Samadhi True Fire had burned on the stone floor.
In the end, Lu Yuan watched helplessly as the overturned water flowed into the pit little by little, and the water surface just covered his mouth and nose... If he still needed to breathe, he would have been humiliated and drowned by now.
Can this still be considered bad luck? Tiandao, are you plagiarizing "Death is Coming"? Did you create it?
It was enough to be unlucky to this extent - especially since Lu Lingmeng was afraid that his death would not be complete enough, so he happily gave the "Emperor's Tianzhuan Tushita True Edict" over! If you get this top-notch Taoist method, are you embarrassed if you don't die once or twice? Therefore, Lu Yuan will be unlucky for who knows how long in the foreseeable future. So when he saw Qiu Zhixian suddenly appear, he said involuntarily like a blind man seeing the light, "Don't ever leave me again!"
That sentence really has nothing to do with the relationship between men and women, it really doesn’t!
But no matter what he said, it seemed useless, because women throughout the ages were the same, they only listened to what they wanted to hear.
Qiu Zhixian will definitely not fall in love with him just like that, but being loved by a powerful man means something that women in this era can never refuse - a sense of security! So it was useless for Lu Yuan to say anything else.
*****
Alley at dusk. Drizzle over the plantains.
"A glass of wine with peach and plum spring breeze, a lamp with ten years of rain in the rivers and lakes." The wood paint is mottled, revealing the color of the elm wood underneath.
Seeing this wooden couplet soaked in the rain, even Bai Guyi, the Chuanyunsou who had practiced for thousands of years, was moved. They couldn't help but have the thought of being like duckweed. Therefore, he couldn't help but stop, and after a moment's hesitation, he walked into this pub that was not closed late at night.
Perhaps because it was raining late at night, there was not a single customer in the shop. There was only a woman in a coarse cloth dress and a woman's hairdo who was busy behind the counter, cooking something hot on the stove. The aroma rising in the rainy night. Near the bottom of the cabinet, there are several rough-looking wine jars. There is wine and meat, which is not bad in the countryside.
"What would you like to eat, sir?" the woman asked eagerly.
Bai Guyi hesitated again. He has been abstaining from grains for hundreds of years. Not to mention braised pork and cow offal, he will not even take a bite of ordinary vegetables. The reason why he came in was just out of emotion. So he paused and replied. "There's no need to eat. Just give me...a bowl of the best wine you have here."
Thinking of his old friend Zhu Mei, who had been secretly reading the second volume of "Dinghu Tianshu" with him a few days ago, and the various signs of alienation from Emei, Bai Guyi only felt that he could not get rid of the depression in his chest. So just put the worldly things aside for the time being. Let’s drink a bowl of village brew to relieve our boredom.
Originally, in his mind, the wine from a chicken feather shop should be turbid and sour. Who would have thought that when the woman served it, it was a bowl of extremely green liquor! The aroma of wine hit his face, and Bai Guyi felt drunk just by smelling it. "Good wine!" He couldn't help but praise it. He picked it up and looked at the surface of the wine without any impurities, and praised it again, "Good wine!"
"I wonder what the name of your wine is?" Bai Guyi asked, putting down the wine bowl. How could a small country shop have such good wine? ! A veteran like him, now that he has discovered an abnormality. I definitely wouldn't drink the wine just like that.
"Qingying," the woman said. Unexpectedly, this village wine not only looks good, but also has an elegant name.
"What a beautiful name, do you have any explanation?" Bai Guyi asked.
The woman stood up straight behind the cabinet and replied. "There is a village in Bidian called 'Renjianju'. The shopkeeper told me that Su Shi had a poem that said, 'Dancing to clear the shadows, how can it be like being in the human world'. Therefore, this wine is called Qingying, and it is only reserved for those who are destined. Drinking this wine, I heard you can get immortality."
"That's it!" Bai Guyi smiled. He doesn't care about immortality or anything like that. It must be just spreading rumors. When Bai Guyi asked, he had carefully scanned the bowl of wine with his spiritual power. It was just a bowl of good and fragrant wine.
So after he asked, he simply raised his head and drank the whole bowl of wine...
*****
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty?" A voice called in his ear.
Bai Guyi slowly woke up from the haze, holding his forehead and smiling self-deprecatingly. "I'm so ashamed that I got drunk from a bowl of village wine..." But when he raised his eyes and looked around, Bai Guyi's words stopped abruptly! Because he found that the location he was in was no longer the country restaurant, and the person standing by calling him was not the restaurant woman, but a metal puppet!
There was an octagonal stone table and a stone bench where he was sitting, and a metal puppet stood three steps away from him. Going deeper, there is thick fog blocking the view. But when he used his spiritual sense to explore the surroundings, he only felt that no matter which direction he was in, there was nothing but boundless emptiness.
"Where is this!" Bai Guyi asked sharply.
"Living in the World", although the metal puppet looks weird, its voice is a very soft female voice. "A place to trade any fantastic item."
"Any magical items? Haha! What a loud tone!" Bai Guyi felt that his eighty-year-old mother was embarrassed, and he, a veteran of the world, fell on a bowl of wine, and he was immediately embarrassed. But he is a talented and brave man, and he doesn't care where he is. "What can you have!"
"As long as it's what you need," the metal puppet, or Geth as we call him, replied leisurely.
"Haha, you can get the stars in the sky if I want them?!"
"Stars and planets can be bought and sold, but in order not to destroy your planet, we can only provide positioning services. However, smaller meteorites can be delivered. I don't know which one you need?" Geth pressed on the stone table. . A huge holographic screen opened, and countless holographic scenes of planets instantly appeared around the two of them, surrounding them in the middle.
Just seeing the stars that looked like the Milky Way turn into large fireballs in an instant, Bai Guyi was stunned instantly! He naturally knows that the sun is a big fireball. Little did he know that the stars in the sky were all filled with fireballs! By this time, if Bai Guyi still couldn't guess that he had met a true "immortal fate", then he would be worthy of being called a loose immortal! Although the Sanxian is aloof in the human world, Bai Guyi knows that there are so many incredible powers outside the world!
Occasionally, one or two of these people like to play games and open stores. It's not surprising at all - yes, he really regards the boss of Lu Yuan's newly opened "Human Ju" as the kind of person who is on par with Sanqing. If Lu Yuan plays the trick of cultivating immortals, Bai Guyi may easily see through it. But what he brought out now was Qing Yishui'er's future technology, and Lao Bai was completely fooled by him!
"I was rude just now," Bai Guyi cupped his fists and bowed to the metal puppet, "I would also like to ask the noble servant of the Immortal to show you something that is beneficial to your practice." Naturally, he did not want to miss out on such a good fate. The depth of good fortune is one of the most important attributes of a practitioner!
The metal puppet didn't take it seriously, and then operated on the stone table, and immediately products from several worlds were displayed one after another. Magic gems, dragon blood, magical creatures from the DND world; dark magic items from the Caribbean; nano potions from Dawn; wonderful specialties from Fantasyland... Dawn has nothing else but a lot of messy things!
As the saying goes, "stones from other mountains can be used to attack jade." There is no introduction to these displayed items, but the properties and breath of the items displayed in the virtual scene are the same as the original items! Bai Guyi instantly saw seven or eight items that were of great benefit to him in breaking through the bottleneck!
"This~this~" His hands and feet were already trembling, almost doubting that what he saw was not real. Suddenly, he remembered something. "I wonder...are there any books explaining the interpretation of tadpole seal script here?"
The metal puppet didn't speak either. Directly operating, a certain book appeared in front of Bai Guyi in an instant. There were only the first three pages of the book to read. Bai Guyi opened it and saw how accurate the explanation was. More than a hundred times better than him! This time, there was no doubt in his mind. However... Bai Guyi pointed to the long number behind each item and asked with a wry smile, "Excuse me, noble servant of the Immortal, what is the price?"
To buy something, of course you have to pay.
It can be said that the units behind those numbers are gold and silver. Let alone Bai Guyi, no cultivator in the world would believe it! How can those heavenly and earthly treasures and peerless knowledge be exchanged for mere gold and silver? But for other property, Bai Guyi smiled bitterly at this point. Apart from a few magic weapons, he was completely impoverished!
"That's the spirit stone." Geth expressionlessly threw out a setting that was going to be ruined at a certain point.
"Although spirit stones are the common currency in the outer realm of immortality, obviously there seems to be... no immortality here." After making up a fictional outer realm of immortality, this "spiritual stone" currency suddenly became more powerful! Moreover, it made Lingkong Fairyland look like a rural place... Bai Guyi suddenly felt that he was a little shorter.
"But this is the current situation in the Lingkong Fairyland. If you want to develop business, you can only cultivate it slowly." Geisi said, "I don't like rural places, but I will work hard for performance." "As a first-time visitor to Renjianju, my master has specially prepared three small gifts. Please accept them."
*****
When Bai Guyi could see his surroundings clearly again, he was still standing on the street in Yeyu, Chengdu Prefecture, holding a small package in his hand. He hurriedly looked around, but except for the newly opened "Tian Shang Ji" mule and horse shop, there was nowhere else to live in the world!
But he didn't know that on this night, countless immortal cultivators stepped into the "human world", drank "Qingying", and met the same immortal fate as him...
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ps1: Once again, there is no harem after fantasy.
ps2: Heaven and earth are not a feast between the sea and the sky. Lao Lu finally made a big move! Please give me your monthly votes~ (To be continued.)
