Thanks to book friend "Blue Horizon" for awarding 5888!
Thanks to the book friend "Waiting for you 545" for the reward of 5888!
Thanks to book friends Xuanyuan Xingye, Xiao Shuworm, Not Hard enough, Zombies Are Lonely, Xili Huala Dragon, Half-Sage Man, Dusou, Tiantian vv, dongbaihu, Attack of the Third Master, *Nightmare*, Clouds in the Sky DJT,丶䶶There are many ups and downs, there is no watermelon in the summer, I once wanted to travel to the end of the world with my sword, and I will give you a generous reward for my silent dive!
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Hearing what the sword said to himself, Shi Yuzhu suddenly turned red and felt embarrassed. [Read the latest chapter] Someone behind her suddenly said: "It is so depressed. After all, it came to save you. Go and comfort it."
Shi Yuzhu was shocked and turned around, and immediately saw the strange Master Yuan Shu standing behind her at some point. But when she looked directly at the face of the bald master Yuan Shu, her first thought was, "He is actually so... young, and... and... so good-looking." Lu Yuan's face seemed to have demonic power, attracting her gaze. Suction firmly. She was in a daze for a while, then noticed that Master Yuan Shu's eyes were fixed on that sword, without even looking at her, and she suddenly felt very disappointed.
"How should I comfort it?" Shi Yuzhu asked. She hurriedly lowered her gaze, not daring to look further. Staring at that monster-like face, Shi Yuzhu always felt out of breath, her heart was beating wildly, and she couldn't even speak completely.
"Just talk to it. Of course, if you are willing to hold it in your arms, it will probably pass out with joy." The monk said without adding any salt. He glanced at her chest and shook his head secretly. At such an airport, Nan Ming is indeed a junior brother. "By the way, you and the old nun are practicing, so you can probably recite Buddhist sutras? You can also recite sutras to it. After all, it is a Buddhist sword."
"What?" Shi Yuzhu was shocked! This "mighty" Ciyun Temple's sharp-tongued sword is actually a Buddhist sword? ! "Haha~ I must have heard wrong."
Lu Yuan glanced lightly, "You don't believe it? It's not only a Buddhist sword, it's also the number one flying sword in Buddhism! Nanming. Show your true form to Miss Yuzhu." When Nanming Lihuo heard this, he immediately rolled over and appeared. The essence of flame and rainbow is just like the legendary Nanming Lihuo! After all, Shi Yuzhu was born in Buddhism. I have read records about this Buddhist flying sword, and have drooled over it - now that I have seen it with my own eyes and held it in my own hands, I almost doubt it was in a dream!
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When whispering in the middle of the night.
Accompanied by Shi Yuzhu, Nanming Lihuo suddenly resurrected on the spot with full blood and demons. It was happily held in Shi Yuzhu's hand. He kept talking, making Shi Yuzhu chuckle from time to time. Hearing that the beauty was happy, Nan Mingli Huojian tried his best to talk, sing, play and fight, even if he was pretending to be a clown. But he didn't notice that the beautiful woman always unconsciously directed the conversation to Master Yuan Shu, and her beautiful eyes secretly looked over there.
Although Nan Mingli Huojian, the junior brother, didn't have much scheming, the hidden attribute of same-sex repulsion still played a role, making him subconsciously belittle him when he talked about Lu Yuan, which unknowingly lowered Lao Lu's score. few. Lu Yuanduan sat behind the case and studied Shangqing Immortal Technique. No matter how hard Nan Ming stepped on him, he pretended not to hear, letting Shi Yuzhu's pair of wonderful eyes wander around him.
It’s no use coveting my brother, his nickname is “Initial D”! The number one thing I hate most in my life is airports - brackets, excluding lolita and expired lolita, brackets are over.
After the little girl Yun Gui experienced excitement for most of the day, she was comforted by Lu Yuan and yawned before going to sleep. After all, her five senses have just opened up, and she still needs more sleep and practice before she can adapt. The clutch Wu Yungui turned into a beautiful black jade ring and put it on Lu Yuan's left hand. On Lu Yuan's right hand, he wore a thumb ring transformed from the scepter of Savras, a domineering artifact. The other fingers can only be left empty.
Nan Ming continued to bluff over there. "You asked my boss if he has a Taoist concubine? Are you talking about a concubine? Yes, how could he not have a monk like him! It is said that he has four courtesans in Chengdu alone, and he goes to the city to plow the land every week . There are countless illegitimate children left in Songshan! What does plowing mean? You don’t understand? What does week mean? You do it seven times a Sunday, and you will understand in the future. Hoho~
And Yu who lives in seclusion in the peach blossom forest in Xiling..."
"Ahem!" Lu Yuan suddenly put his hand to his mouth and coughed twice. Nan Ming immediately became silent.
It knew that it had just said that it was high and almost touched the boss's back scale. Generally speaking, he arranged Lu Yuan at will. It doesn't matter how dirty it is. Because Lu Yuan didn't care - didn't care about the image in other people's eyes, nor what Shi Yuzhu thought. But if the arrangement involves people close to him, that's different.
At this time, the clapper sounded at the third watch.
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Shi Yuzhu was feeling embarrassed by the topic just now, and intuitively felt that the so-called "four oirans" must be fake, and the "large number of illegitimate children" were even more fake, but the "Jade from the Peach Blossom Forest in Xiling" that Nan Ming didn't finish... "Eighty percent is true!" For a moment, I felt a little disappointed. In fact, it was Nanming Lihuojian who really saved her, and Nanming was the person she should be most grateful to.
But it is human nature to always subconsciously attribute the credit of the sword to the owner. What's more, Lu Yuan's current appearance... always makes people want to throw acid.
When she was confused, she suddenly saw Master Yuan Shu wearing a strange thing on his face, covering his mouth and nose tightly! Although I don’t know the specific purpose of that stone jade bead, looking at the parts it covers, I can guess that it is a magic weapon to protect against poisonous gas! Shi Yuzhu immediately looked around in panic, wondering why Lu Yuan suddenly put on a mask. Could it be that poisonous smoke was coming from somewhere?
She had just been fascinated by Mixiang once, just when she was a frightened bird. Then she saw Lu Yuan put on the two-in-one breathing mask that filtered the poison and respirator, then took out a wrist-thick piece of incense from the space, placed it and lit it calmly. Picking up the Taiyi Qingning fan obtained from Lianshan Treasures, he started fanning it like a joy! After all, it is one of the Four Treasures of the Mountains. With the force of the fan, the incense instantly releases large clouds of smoke.
Shi Yuzhu cried immediately - Master, I don't care if you want to poison me, but can you also give me the thing you are wearing on your face? I can't bear this little girl! As if he guessed her thoughts, Lu Yuan glanced over here and said, "Don't worry, this fragrance is good for women. In two days, you will feel plump skin, energetic, and it also has the effect of breast enlargement... …Bar."
Don't "bar"! Shi Yuzhu's mood was full of ups and downs. She wanted to believe it but couldn't believe it, wanted to deny it but also had a little expectation. Finally, I could only ask tentatively, "Master Yuan Shu, I don't know the specific effect of your poisonous incense..."
"What poisonous incense!" Lu Yuan interrupted her with a bad tone, "This is swordsmanship! Have you heard about my three swords to ward off evil?" Shi Yuzhu nodded, Lu Yuan's "three swords to ward off evil" passed through Abbot Zhitong By word of mouth, the reputation has spread throughout the temple, and Shi Yuzhu has naturally heard of it. "This is the third sword, family planning!"
After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he acted as if he didn't want to explain anymore. Nan Mingli nodded repeatedly as if he was holding his stinky feet in the fire. "That's right, it's the Three Swords to ward off evil and family planning!"
"But...where is the sword?!" Shi Yuzhu asked in confusion.
"Who said you have to use a sword? Everything in the world can be a sword!" Nan Ming said proudly.
"What about the sword move?! Where is the sword move without the sword? I only see the poisonous fragrance." Shi Yuzhu simply couldn't understand.
"Who said you have to have sword moves?" Nan Ming began to think that this woman had small breasts and no brains.
"Then why is it called the Three Swords to ward off evil!!!" Shi Yuzhu was going crazy. Especially when he saw the white smoke emitted by the incense and was waved out of the window by Lu Yuan, but he also inhaled a lot!
"Alas~" Lu Yuan and Nan Ming Lihuo shook their heads together. This woman is hopelessly stupid.
The main component of family planning in the three swords to ward off evil is an aromatic agent developed in the 26th century for chemical castration.
Because it contains a large amount of easily absorbed estrogen - a woman's skin will glow, her lips will be red and her teeth will be white after smelling it; a man's breasts and buttocks will be enlarged and his skin will be delicate after smelling it. There are some side effects such as not lifting, not lifting, not lifting, etc., and unimportant things are also mentioned three times. As time goes by, there is still a chance of changing the gay camp... There is no more effective family planning method than same-sex love.
Since these bastards can't control their lower bodies, let me, Lao Lu, do what's right for heaven. Lu Yuan glanced at it with a sneer... As for the young monk who sneaked into Ciyun Temple invisibly in the distance, Monk Xiao, a disciple of Kudutuo...
Haha, the people from Emei bumped in by themselves, it’s none of my business!
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