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After going to the restaurant, Lu Yuan randomly chose a seat on the second floor by the window and sat down. %乐%文%精品www.しwxs.com This restaurant is transparent from the north to the south, with windows on all sides open wide. There are a total of eight tables placed by the windows on the second floor. I don’t know which table is the legendary "protagonist" ".
It is said that as long as you sit in the "protagonist's seat", you will inevitably encounter various incredible adventures such as fights, girls performing arts, second-generation pretenders, chases along the street, etc. Lu Yuan sat down for a long time. Except for his butt feeling a little cold and Nan Ming being too noisy, there was nothing unusual... It seemed that he was sitting in the wrong seat.
After a few big men brought up a short vat of spirits, Lu Yuan couldn't wait to throw the Nanmingli Fire Sword on his waist directly into it.
"Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" I saw the sword jumping out of the sheath on its own, twisting and turning happily in the wine, and it was endless fun. After playing for a while, Nanming Lihuo started to act strangely. It rubbed the edge of the cylinder like a living creature, and imitated the sound of "I ha ha ha ha" one after another, as if it was laughing maniacally. Then the sword relaxed and lay lazily on the bottom of the tank. With a "squeak" breath, the water surface of the liquor in the tank fell down!
A circle of people gathered around the wine vat to watch the sword and drink, admiring it.
Lu Yuan hid far away and held his forehead, feeling that his head was as big as a bucket! And that sword is completely crazy about people. The more people there are, the more excited it becomes. At this time, I drank too much and started to sing a ditty with a drake voice, pulling my neck, "Three circles to the left, three circles to the right, twisting the neck, twisting the butt..."
Fortunately, except for the ascetics, most people really can't hear what it says. Otherwise, it would really be a hell. But watching a sword twist and twist in the wine is enough.
Lu Yuan looked out the window lifelessly for a long time, then clapped his hands suddenly and suddenly realized. "That's right! Why does my ass hurt? This sword... it's not mine! The destiny of this sword should belong to Yu Yingnan. How could I, a person with high moral standards and good fortune, keep it for myself? I must find an opportunity to return it. Give it to her! Well, it’s necessary, that’s it!”
Maybe Lao Lu would think about it occasionally. Who taught these songs? It's definitely not me! This pot has been thrown to Emei, I won’t bear it!
With an idea in his mind, Lu Yuan finally felt comfortable. He was too distracted by Nan Ming to eat, so he ordered a pot of coarse tea and drank it slowly, waiting for Nan Ming to finish playing tricks.
At this time, there was a sound of kicking on the stairs, and someone came up the stairs again. Lu Yuan took a casual glance, but saw no one. He only saw a large vermilion wine gourd coming up the stairs. It turned out to be a drunk Taoist man, carrying a big wine gourd upstairs crookedly. Because the gourd was so big that it blocked his entire body. It looks like the wine gourd is going upstairs on its own.
The drunk Taoist went upstairs in confusion and saw a flying sword having fun in the wine vat. "Haha~ It seems that I drank too much today." He rubbed his eyes subconsciously, and then looked at it carefully - wine, sword, Huan'er, that's right! And this sword seems familiar...
"Nanming Lihuo?!"
"Gah!" Lu Yuan and Nanming Lihuo swords both froze there, and they subconsciously denied in unison, "I'm not/it's not Nanming Lihuo!" - Hidden in the box for hundreds of years, it came to such a huge place In Chengdu Prefecture, the first time I went crazy, I was recognized by someone - this kind of joke about "traveling abroad to find a lady, and bumping into the old man next door on the way to the horse" is so stupid! ? It's simply embarrassing that terminal cancer.
(bgm: La~lala~la~lala. I never expected it.
Lu Yuan had already recognized the identity of the person in front of him at this time, and reluctantly gave up his plan to deny it. If anyone in the world is most familiar with the Nanming Lihuo Sword, it is undoubtedly the people of the Emei Sect. The Taoist in front of him is Ren Shou, a disciple of Master Changmei, and Zui Taoist, a junior fellow of Master Miaoyi. The core figure of the direct lineage of the Emei Sect, how could he mistake the Nanming Lihuo Sword.
Only Nan Ming Lihuo still persisted like a dead duck, "You got the wrong sword, I am definitely not Nan Ming Lihuo." Nan Ming stiffened in the wine, "Look, I am just an ordinary sword, one of the three swords on the street." It’s just a bright silver sword with two lines of silver. Hiccup~ Now I’m drunk. You can call me a drunk...silver...sword, hehehe."
Boss, where is the pit? I want to throw this sword in!
The drunk Taoist looked constipated, holding the wine gourd and not knowing what to do. Just as Lu Yuan recognized his identity, he also recognized Lu Yuan's. Lu Yuan was embarrassed, and so was he. It stands to reason that Lu Yuan snatched the Nanming Lihuo Sword, packed away Master Lianshan's treasure, and even beat Zhu Mei to the point of vomiting blood and seriously injuring her! For such a person, the Emei faction would have told Oppa Gang to kill him.
But the problem is that what happened in Songshan was indeed done improperly by Zhu Mei. He was completely a sinister villain in the whole matter! If the inside story is exposed, only the Emei sect will be embarrassed. Secondly, Lu Yuan's status as an immortal arhat will make all the Buddhists on the Emei side choose to stand by and watch. You must know that Emei has been supported by Buddhism, and now Emei's power has been reduced by two-thirds; of course, the most important point is that the Emei sect has not been able to solve the "Kill Hu Order" for more than ten years, and it is already in dire straits , I really don’t have time to deal with an Arhat who has lost all his spiritual power.
Exiling an immortal is different from the reincarnation of a monk. A monk chooses to be reincarnated, and his spiritual power can be carried to the next life. As long as the opportunity comes, he can retrieve it, and his strength will skyrocket in an instant. But being banished to an immortal is different. Banishing to the mortal world is a kind of punishment, and the degree of punishment can vary greatly. If Lu Yuan's punishment was to be banished to the mortal world and stripped of his spiritual power, then his spiritual power would be completely lost. An Arhat who has no spiritual power except some inexplicable supernatural powers is not worthy of Emei's attention.
"Ah! It turns out to be Master Zui of Emei, whose name I have admired for a long time." Lu Yuan suddenly became enthusiastic. He personally stepped forward and grabbed Master Zui's sleeve, and forcibly dragged him to the table. I personally ordered a table of food, a few bottles of good wine, and started talking nonsense.
Drunk Taoists are not very good at dealing with people and are prone to embarrassment, but they also like to drink... After three or two drinks, Lu Yuan got confused. Then he drank a few bottles of good wine and began to warmly call Lu Yuan brothers. He figured it out anyway. Is there anyone in the world who likes to shame others more than banishing immortals? It's rare for someone who banishes an immortal to be so generous. Of course we mere mortals have to hold it, and we might as well take the opportunity to touch his bottom.
He didn't expect that Lu Yuan was far from the image of an "arhat" in his mind - he drank heavily, ate a lot of meat, and had no airs at all! The whole child is outspoken. Speaking of Bai Guyi, Lu Yuan talked about the two people's experiences of falling in love and killing each other for ten years. Show it off. The drunk Taoist understood it as soon as he heard it. They are completely friends and foes. (Bai Guyi: Chasing me for thousands of miles, I am a friend and enemy of your sister!) When Zhu Mei and Lu Yuan were mentioned, they cursed. The drunk Taoist pretended not to hear...
In short, "straightforward" is just two words - it's all written on Lu Yuan's face! Even if you drink a big bowl, you can drink it all in one gulp! Wine is about character. This guy is awesome!
The Taoist feels very happy when he gets drunk from this meal. The wine makes him feel good, and he feels good when he curses others! Especially scolding Zhu Mei for that little dwarf! Two people and a sword, three voices scolding in unison, so cool! He even forgot about coming to Erweiju to find Zhou Lang.
When the wine was full, Lu Yuan took out the Nanmingli Fire Sword and handed it to the drunk Taoist. "Drunk Brother (what you call someone after drinking too much) said nothing! This sword belongs to you, Emei, right? I heard it's quite important! Take it back and return it to Zhao intact!"
"Hiss~~" The drunk Taoist suddenly felt a toothache. When Nanming Lihuo Sword was taken away by Lu Yuan, the causal relationship changed. It's not that Yu Yingnan hasn't come yet. Just put the sword back and that's it. Now that the sword has fallen into one's hands, the destiny will naturally become different. Several big bosses in Emei need to sit down and make calculations again to determine what to do next. But Lu Yuan directly handed him the sword, which was like setting him on fire! Besides, this is the number one flying sword in Buddhism, so it’s extremely precious, okay? ! How can you just say you don’t want it, or be so willful?
He looked carefully at Lu Yuan's eyes and found that those two words were still written - "straightforward"! The drunk Taoist feels ashamed, judging the gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain! I really want to hand the sword back and end this relationship. That’s all. The drunk Taoist gritted his teeth, at worst, I will bear this thunder!
Just when he was about to take it, Nan Ming, who was being held, suddenly woke up. "Wait! I haven't agreed yet!" It turned its head and said to Lu Yuan sadly. "Hey, we agreed to give me away when we get tired of playing together?"
"Nan Ming", Lu Yuan said to the sword reluctantly, "Get out!"
When Nanming Lihuojian saw that begging was in vain, he immediately switched to anger mode. "It's not all because of your teachings that I became like this! I remember back then, I was just a little white flower on the cliff, spending countless lonely nights with two old bald donkeys. In the end, you dirtied me, don't you think about it? Be responsible!”
"Nan Ming," Lu Yuan replied with a smile, "Get away as far as your field of vision extends!"
"Okay! This is what you said! Don't blame me for being unjust if you are unkind!" Nan Mingli's fire sword suddenly emitted a large white cold light, and countless images appeared in the middle. "I just happened to record some of you and Yuqing, this couple..."
"Keng!" Lu Yuan quickly put the sword back into its scabbard! Lu Yuan slapped four or five "silencing spells" on it without saying a word. Looking at the frightened and dumbfounded drunk Taoist priest, Lu Yuan laughed awkwardly, "Haha, it seems I will have to use this sword for a while, come on, keep drinking, keep drinking!"
The drunk Taoist priest also secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He and Lu Yuan drank until their glasses were dry, and neither of them mentioned what happened just now. It’s just that Nanming’s Lihuo Sword has become such a zombie. Maybe the Buddhist swords are so cheap... But the sword just said something like "Yuqing, bitch man and woman". The revelation will scare you to death. ! Even if you are Teacher Chen, I am not a computer repairer! I can't bear this thunder!
Master Yuqing has such a bad temper, I must pretend not to hear this...
"By the way," the drunk Taoist remembered another thing and said it while he was drunk, "Look, the grudge between you and fellow Taoist Zhu Mei originated from a misunderstanding. Can we resolve it as well?"
Lu Yuan put down his wine glass and put on a straightforward face. "Brother Zui, you know I can say whatever I want. For Zhu Mei, my answer is only six words!" Lu Yuan stretched out his hand and made a sign with the number "seven" and said word by word.
"See once, fight once!"
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ps1: I don’t know why this volume was written in a funny way. Next, there is a sword fight in Ciyun Temple. The original plot is not very exciting, so let’s continue to make fun of swords.
ps2: Please vote for me! If you don’t ask for monthly votes, you won’t even be on the classification list. What a shame, I said before that I wanted to compete for the category monthly ticket award. (To be continued.)
