"Jiligulu, Jiligulu~" After the door was kicked down, a strange sound of birdsong came from the abbot's Zen room. [No pop-up novel website] Zhou Qingyun looked over there curiously, but did not find any birds. However, she observed that the monks lying on the ground were concentrating on massaging their limbs and soothing their bodies, and seemed to be accustomed to the current situation.
(Junior brother, if there are outsiders here, please give me some face.
The old monk in the Zen room feels miserable! ! ! Lu Yuan's qualifications are such that even Bai Guyi has to take a peek from time to time, let alone his senior brother who gets along day and night. Lu Yuan lives in the Shaolin Temple. Although Zhi Zhi has not taught Lu Yuan the art of cultivation, all forbidden places such as the Sutra Pavilion are open to him. If Lu Yuan is willing, he will definitely learn some techniques of meditation and Qi training. With Lu Yuan's qualifications, he will make rapid progress in practicing any superficial skills, far better than others who practice ancient heavenly books and magical skills and secret techniques.
As a senior brother, he also hoped that Lu Yuan would have a better life. But after all, there were "Two Elders from Songshan" watching nearby, so he didn't dare to be too obvious and could only hope that Lu Yuan would come across the opportunity on his own. But this guy is just a bastard! He spends his whole day recruiting and fighting dogs, traveling leisurely, and finding so much money from who knows where. He spends money like water, and even ruins the good atmosphere of diligence and thrift in the temple!
Today, Lu Yuan went down the mountain for a stroll, saying that a new Buddhist beads shop had opened in Kaifeng, and that it might have good products that would be a treasure for the store, and then he hurried down the mountain. The old monk wandered around the temple and suddenly smelled a strange aroma! People in the temple were talking a lot, and the young monks were even drooling from the aroma! The old monk is well-informed, so he naturally knows that it smells like meat! He immediately guessed who did the good deed, and sure enough, when he entered Lu Yuan's room and took a look, he was so angry that he almost walked away!
Dog meat is being stewed on the stove with soy sauce and low heat!
The old monk was so angry that he moved all the dog meat pots to the abbot's meditation room and hid them, wiped away the smell, and then waited for Lu Yuan to come back to tell him! No matter what happened this time, the wise old monk also made up his mind to give him some color.
As a result...who would have thought that Master Fengxia's disciple would suddenly visit at this time! They actually blocked him directly in the meditation room! He could only use the excuse that he was meditating in retreat and could not go out behind closed doors. Otherwise, if Master Fengxia's disciples are welcomed into the Zen room. Then he smelled the smell of dog meat... Then he, the abbot of Shaolin, might as well die directly!
"Huh?" After Lu Yuan heard the "bird language" that only two people could understand, he showed an expression of surprise, as if he had caught a pair of excellent cards, and laughed with trembling shoulders. "Oh ho ho ho~~~jigujigujigu" (Senior Brother, it's easy to talk about face. But if I give you face, Junior Brother, I will lose my face.
"Jiligulujiligulu~" (I won't let you eat from now on!... As long as you don't eat in the temple!
"Jigujigujigu" (Well, it's very cold where I sleep...
"Jiligulujiligulu~" (Lao Na's Zen room is given to you!
"Jigujigujigu" (I always feel like life is a bit boring lately...
"Jiligulujigligulu~" (Okay! Last time you said you would sweep the floor near the Sutra Pavilion...I agreed! Also, the "Vajra Sutra of Conquering Demons" written by me...
"That's not necessary!" Lu Yuan interrupted him directly, and then he raised his voice and said. "I will help you greet Donor Zhou. Brother, please have a good rest and take care of yourself! (Remember what you promised me!" After saying that, he turned and left the door of the abbot's Zen room.
Lu Yuan changed his angry look and became a smile on his face. Okay, maybe it's a bad habit he picked up when he was a waiter in the Fairy Sword Plane - now when he smiles and shows eight teeth, he comes across as particularly doggy, exaggerated, and in need of a beating!
"Oh, this is Master Zhou's disciple, Almsgiver Zhou. He is so charming and charming. What a talented person!" The surrounding monks covered their faces together, "Uncle Master, you...don't say anything if you don't know how to speak!" What does "bewitching and charming" mean? Is that a compliment to a serious woman? ! Of course Lu Yuan knew what these monks were thinking, and he glanced around with disdain, and~ You scumbags who have never seen a woman, how dare you compare with me, who knows more about women? !
Look how happy Donor Zhou was when he heard this... Damn it! My eyes almost popped out of my head! Lu Yuan smiled and rubbed his hands, "Um...hehe, Almsgiver Zhou, how about I take you up and down Shaoshi Mountain to have fun?"
Zhou Qingyun's face turned pale. He turned around and left without saying a word. Lu Yuan proudly made a gesture towards the monks, "Look, I can handle it!" The monks rolled their eyes, and the female donor showed murderous intent. Master, please wish yourself well!
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"Now, this is the famous pagoda forest of our Shaolin Temple. Only eminent monks from past generations can be buried here. Even smart old monks may not be qualified in the future... After more than three hundred years, this place will become a famous scenic spot... So, donor Zhou. Do you want to see the real relics? I know there is one in a certain pagoda." Lu Yuan dutifully acted as a Shaolin Temple tour guide, repeating the same words that the tour guide used to deceive him when he visited the Shaolin Temple three hundred years later to deceive Zhou Qingyun.
Zhou Qingyun seemed to be very fascinated by what she was listening to. She looked around with interest and even asked, "Why is there no one here?"
"Because this is actually the tomb of eminent monks of all ages. In addition to worshiping, ordinary people will not come to this kind of place. And the monk who is responsible for cleaning here only comes here in the early morning and evening. At this time on weekdays, usually There is no one in Tallinn." Lu Yuan knew everything and said it all.
"Really?" The girl smiled, "That's good." She pulled out the sword from her waist and said, "Then just die for me, bald donkey!" After saying that, she struck out with a distracted sword. , stabbed Lu Yuan on the cheek!
"Hey, who are you calling a bald donkey? Besides, your master is also bald!" Lu Yuan rolled on the donkey. Although his expensive monk's robe was stained with grass, he finally dodged the sword unscathed.
"My master's affairs are yours to take care of!" Zhou Qingyun seemed to want to vent all his emotions, and followed the words with a sword as fast as a sword! "I told you to call me charming! I told you to tell me Zilu! I told you to look down on me!"
"Hey, hey, hey!" Lu Yuan was really sweating this time. He jumped up and down to avoid the sharp sword, and kept saying, "When did I look down on you? And what about the Purple House?" , did you misunderstand something?!"
Zhou Qingyun counted the swords down in vain, and when he heard his "frivolous" words, his teeth immediately itched with hatred. "You have been looking down on me, don't think I don't see it! There are purple houses and so on, isn't it just 'sunlight incense burner produces purple smoke'! Don't think I can't understand those disgusting jokes of you men!" Zhou Qingyun When I was young, I traveled with my father all over the country, and the people I met were all men in the world. Naturally, I heard a lot of dirty talk, which was naturally different from the ladies who were raised in a boudoir.
"Okay! Very good! Master Yuan Shu is indeed very skilled in martial arts. I've seen it." After Lu Yuan dodged her several swords, no matter how slow she was, she realized that Lu Yuan had peerless martial arts. "Then I won't be polite to you. I must teach you a lesson today!"
After finishing speaking, Zhou Qingyun put his fingers together, and the brilliant flying sword rose gracefully!
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ps: The third chapter is a bit short, please continue asking for monthly votes. Continue tomorrow. (To be continued.)
