"Xiao Luzi, Xiao Luzi! Get up quickly!" Aunt Li's penetrating voice penetrated Lu Yuan's soul like a magic sound filling his brain, making him feel like a thousand arrows had pierced his heart! Falling to the ground in pain...
"Ugh~ I can actually dream about Aunt Li in my dreams... What a nightmare. This website is worth your collection." Lu Yuan opened his eyes blankly and stared blankly at the roof beams of the house. Working in the inn during the day, and rushing to Fairy Island at night to teach that annoying little goblin (please understand correctly, this life is simply impossible!
He opened the small window and glanced at the sky outside. There was only a little light in the sky, at most five or six in the morning. "So early? You are indeed dreaming... Let's sleep a little longer," Lu Yuan turned over and lay on his back, muttering to himself, slowly closing his eyes. But in a moment, the sound of "duang! duang!" The iron pot hit the wall again came from the next door! The entire room seemed to vibrate as the walls bulged outward with each impact.
Looking at the dust slowly falling from the roof of the shed, Lu Yuan covered his face with his hands, "It turns out it was not a dream."
"Xiao Luzizizizi!!!" Aunt Li's voice once again penetrated the wooden wall between the two houses. The room that Lu Yuan and Lu Yan rented was originally a house with a side door separated from the inn, and was only separated from the inn's kitchen by a wooden wall.
"Coming, coming!" Lu Yuan jumped up and responded quickly, "Give me a quarter of an hour, I'll wash up and then go over!" After receiving a clear answer, he stopped. He was afraid that if he delayed speaking for a moment, Aunt Li would blow down the wall with a cloud-piercing palm, and then come over to settle the score with him!
"How did I become a man at the bottom of the food chain? Have I exhausted my dominance?" Lu Yuan was very puzzled by this... but he still took care of himself neatly and grabbed a spicy stick. Holding it in his mouth to change his breath, he quickly ran to the inn next door.
When he came to the door of the inn, "Hey~" Lu Yuan was happy.
Although the sky was just getting dark at this moment, Lu Yuan's vision was not affected. So he immediately saw a drunk lying in the dark place next to the gate. He was wearing a dirty Taoist robe and was sleeping happily holding a large vermilion wine gourd. The noisy crowds in the inn didn't seem to wake him up.
"The plot has begun." Lao Lu muttered, and without hesitation he kicked Situ Zhong, the Wine and Sword Immortal. That is, the drunk cat stepped over it.
Although Jiujianxian is one of the best masters in Shushan, he has nothing to do with him at this moment. Even though Lu Yuan understood the sword energy of the Jiujianxian through Zhang Chunlin (see the volume of the Caribbean Sea), and cultivated his own innate body-breaking invisible sword, which became one of his killing moves. But first, Lu Yuan had to lock the sword energy in his body. . The SM method of enduring the torture of sword energy every day is not someone who deliberately teaches or secretly learns it; secondly, Zhang Chunlin's master is probably not the wine swordsman in this world.
Regardless of the game, it seems that just because Li Xiaoyao gave him a bottle of sweet-scented osmanthus wine mixed with water, Situ Zhong taught him the "Sword Mastery of Shu Mountain". Some people may think so. As long as you give Jiujianxian a bottle of wine first, and your qualifications are not bad, you can grab Li Xiaoyao's opportunity... You are really overthinking.
Situ Zhong, Nangong Huang and Li Xiaoyao's father Li Sansi are good friends. The two families are actually family friends! Therefore, after Li Sansi passed away, Situ Zhong helped take care of his descendants. This matter was completely in line with the moral principles of the world - and Li Sansi's master was the swordsman Jingtian, and Jingtian's master was Xu Changqing (the 23rd generation head of Shushan - -So I'm sorry, Li Xiaoyao is an authentic and authentic Immortal of the Shushan Clan!
...Otherwise, Shushan's swordsmanship wouldn't be so easy to spread.
As soon as Lu Yuan entered the door, he saw a dozen tough Miao people crowded in the small inn, noisily speaking in a completely incomprehensible dialect. They may be carrying long cloth bags. Or they were wrapped in thick cloaks, and they obviously had swords and weapons on them, and they didn't look like a kind person. Most people would be frightened just by seeing these evil-looking people. But Aunt Li was a chivalrous woman known as the Iron Palm Flying Phoenix, so she didn't care at all.
She was communicating with the Miao leader with gestures and props. At this moment, he seemed to have finished talking. He turned around and led the Miao leader to the only upper room upstairs.
"Xiao Luzi!" Aunt Li yelled when she saw Lu Yuan entering the door, making the Miao leader next to her tremble in fright. "Assign a room downstairs to these people and prepare hot water. Pack a few tables of food, steam a pot of steamed buns, and then go to the wine shop to buy two kilograms of wine..." A lot of requests were thrown at them like a barrage of cannons. . "And you! What are you doing~ Slowly!"
Li Xiaoyao was walking out of his room on the second floor at this time and was shocked by Aunt Li's aura. Looking at Lu Yuan from a distance with a pale expression, the two of them looked at each other a little bit... Aunt Li today was so terrifying!
Then Lu Yuan made a gesture like "I can't offend your aunt, please ask for it yourself", turned around and got into the kitchen to work.
What? Are you saying that you didn’t see the scene where Li Xiaoyao was hit by an iron pot at the beginning of the plot? Lao Lu can see it every day... Even he himself was beaten by Aunt Li's iron pot and reached the national second level of Iron Tou Gong. There are some good-looking horses. Sure enough, the plot was advancing as usual - Lu Yuan was still in the kitchen when he heard Aunt Li saying, "Li Xiaoyao, help greet the guests, I'll prepare the food and drinks...and, get rid of that stinky beggar at the door. Do we still want to do business?”
..."Hehehe~" Lu Yuan hurriedly came out of the kitchen, hiding aside and occupying a good seat to watch the excitement. Lu Yuan smiled when he saw the scene where Jiu Sword Fairy recognized Li Xiaoyao and took the opportunity to cheat. Li Xiaoyao stole wine for Jiu Sword Fairy to drink. When Jiu Sword Fairy drank the entire bottle of wine in one gulp and Li Xiaoyao's face turned red with embarrassment, Lu Yuan laughed. Gotta beat down. Even though I knew things would happen like that, I still felt particularly happy watching the scene where the sloppy Taoist priest played with Li Xiaoyao.
Then the Jiujianxian had no money, so he made an appointment to teach Li Xiaoyao swordsmanship to pay off his debt at the Poshan Temple at ten miles in the middle of the night tomorrow night. Seeing the Taoist priest running away in a hurry, Li Xiaoyao's face was filled with confusion. He turned to look at Lu Yuan and said a word of resignation, which almost made Lu Yuan fall down again.
"Brother Lu, are all of your faction so deceitful?"
"I have no time to talk to you!" Lu Yuan was so angry that he didn't know what to say. He rolled his eyes at him and turned around and left.
As the saying goes, if you haven't eaten pork, you haven't seen a pig leave.
Thanks to the increasing prosperity of Yuhang in recent years, there are many pleasure boats and boats on the nearby river, and people with strong martial arts occasionally appear a few times, so the boy from the Li family is lucky enough to experience real martial arts. The great master just casually rowed on the river and tore half of the river surface like silk! Li Xiaoyao suddenly felt dizzy when he saw the martial arts that man performed, which caused the river water to fly in random directions!
Because the Dugu Nine Swords he had been practicing was not like this - he could neither fly over walls nor fly through clouds and crack rocks, he could just use his sword to make gestures - recalling Lu Yuan's bad character who always took pleasure in teasing him, he suddenly felt A bad guess came to mind.
When Li Xiaoyao came to Lu Yuan angrily, he didn't expect that the guy didn't even bother to argue and just admitted - "Hahaha~ Idiot! There is no swordsmanship in the world that can defeat all the martial arts in the world. If I do it, Why do you have to be a waiter in a shop? Of course Shenma Dugu Nine Swords is just made up, just to defraud you of ten cents." - Xiao Lizi was so heartbroken at that moment!
The ten cents was still secondary. The key was that he was deceived by his most trusted elder brother, which made Li Xiaoyao very, very hurt. From then on, Xiao Lizi ignored Lu Yuan for half a month.
As a result, another one came out who wanted to teach him martial arts, and his appearance was not as good as that of Lu Yuan back then! Li Xiaoyao sighed, "Forget it, that pot of wine isn't worth even ten cents. I'll mix some more water into the pot to make a fool of myself." As for whether to go to the mountain temple tomorrow night... Xiao Lizi said to himself Don't go, but he will definitely not be able to control his legs by then... He really wants to learn martial arts.
After a while, Li Xiaoyao was sent out to buy fish.
Lu Yuan was humming a little tune and was being directed around by Aunt Li. Situ Zhong's cheating of wine has already happened, and the nameless Miao people have also arrived. The next step is Li Xiaoyao's request for medicine on the Fairy Island...wait! There seems to be something wrong here... Lu Yuan looked at Aunt Li passing by with seven or eight large wooden plates, and her mouth slowly grew so big that it could fit an egg in.
"Why are you looking at me like a ghost?!" Aunt Li said viciously, "Your skin is itchy, aren't you!"
"I...no, aunt, I have something urgent to do and I need to go out for a while!" After saying that, he hurriedly ran away from the front door, leaving Aunt Li who looked suspicious.
Big trouble! We are in big trouble! Lu Yuan's head was as big as a bucket. At this point in the plot, Aunt Li suddenly fainted. Doctor Hong diagnosed her as suffering from overwork and is now seriously ill and incurable. Then Li Xiaoyao decided to go to Xianling Island to ask for the elixir to save Aunt Li, and then he met Zhao Ling'er taking a bath...
But now the situation is completely different - because Mrs. Li is so kind, Immortal Lu and Lu Yuan have lived here for more than ten years, and they get along like a family. Usually, whenever Aunt Li has a headache or a fever, no matter whether Lu Yan or Lu Yuan is around, she will quietly cast a spell on her, and her illness will be cured immediately! Especially Lu Yuan, after all those great healing techniques hit him, Aunt Li's body has become stronger in the past ten years or so than when she was traveling across the world!
Otherwise, it would be impossible to yell at Lu Xiaoer and Xiao Lizi every day.
"Brother Lu, only you can save me this time!" Lu Yuan rushed into the hut and said.
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"Are you serious?" Aunt Li looked at Lu Dongbin, who was pulled over by Lu Yuan, "Do you really think that that bastard can bring back a wife? And it will suit my wishes?" Although Aunt Li was very confused, Immortal Lu Da has been doing well as a magician in the past few years, and he is even famous in Suzhou Prefecture. So when he said he had it figured out, Aunt Li couldn't help but not believe it.
Lu Dongbin gritted his teeth secretly and nodded with a righteous face, "Yes! This matter is indeed related to Xiaoyao's marriage. But you have to have a serious illness..."
"Oh, I can't do it anymore." Aunt Li stumbled, holding on to her waist, and fell on the bed on one side. (To be continued.)
