Chapter 334 Talk and laughter turn into weapons

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"Banner! Are you okay?" Hawkeye stood side by side with Thor, first shielding Captain America, Black Widow, Spider-Man and Iron Man from behind who were inexplicably unable to fight. But for the Hulk, or Dr. Banner... they are beyond their reach. Because the Hulk had already rushed away from their position before being subdued by Lu Yuan. Dr. Banner, who had now transformed from the Hulk back into a human being, curled up motionless and fell at Lu Yuan's feet, looking like he was not sure whether he was alive or dead!

"Uh~" Hearing Hawkeye's cry, Banner actually made a sound - the kind of ** sound that would only be made when killing a horse and killing a chicken, and then rolled on the ground without any image, so half naked. He lay on his back on the grass, smiling happily, closing his eyes slightly and stretching his body. "I'm fine...I've never felt better!"

Banner, who was lying down, looked up at the sky, and his eyes happened to meet Lu Yuan's.

"Thank you!" Bruce Banner solemnly said to Lu Yuan.

As a biologist, he spent countless hours fighting against the mutations in his body. Therefore, he has never been so sure as at this moment that the damn mutation has left his body - maybe all superheroes must bear this or that fate when they gain abilities. But Bruce Banner is an outlier among them. He hates his own abilities extremely. Because once he transforms into the Hulk, the grumpy Hulk will smash everything in sight... Banner's past was that every time he woke up, he would know how many things he had smashed and then start running away... He lives with the guilt of hurting others. Never found relief.

"If you really thank me, please disappear from my presence immediately!" Lu Yuan said awkwardly... A half-naked middle-aged man was lying in front of him, showing an expression of enjoyment... That scene was simply impossible to look at!

"You're right. I don't have to endure things like streaking in the city anymore... It's a nightmare." Banner laughed at himself indifferently. He was still immersed in the joy of rebirth. Everything was beautiful. Banner stood up calmly and walked towards his camp. "Hey~Spider-Man, do you have a spare coat?...It seems we didn't bring any suitcases. Maybe the leaves over there can be woven into a skirt!?"

Cold scene...

Oh, Hawkeye didn't expect that Banner was not dead or injured. He also thanked the other party, and it seemed that his body was also cured - which was originally part of this transaction. The part they were most concerned about - they suddenly became sweaty, and the two sides were deadlocked there again. …Should the fight continue or should the fight continue? Hawkeye and Thor are torn. Youxiang behind Lu Yuan opened her big eyes and looked at both sides with interest. Lips pursed slightly. This made the scene of Lu Yuan scratching his head very interesting to her, so she didn't rush to rush him.

"Thank you!" No one expected that it would be Captain America who broke the silence and said thank you a second time.

At this time, Banner was helping Spider-Man untie the spider web; while the severe pain in Black Widow's body gradually subsided, she was supported by Hawkeye and reluctantly stood up. So when Captain America spoke, everyone looked at him - oh. We also forgot about Tony who was trapped in the iron shell. Brother Hammer said he could help break it open, and Iron Man immediately stubbornly said he could handle it! The fallen battery is stuck in that part...

After being irradiated by the light, Captain America's body shrunk not as exaggeratedly as the Hulk. However, his height has also decreased from more than 1.80 meters to less than 1.7 meters, and his body shape looks even more abnormally thin. He weighed the steel shield, which felt very heavy, and could only put it down by his feet temporarily.

Then he spread his smaller hands in front of himself...

"Time travel?...Ahem...That's impossible." (Just complaining about the beginnings of many time travel novels

Having lost his omnipotent body, Captain America doesn't seem too lost. His expression looked more like emotion and obvious relief!

Although it is said that "with great power comes great responsibility" (the protagonist of this sentence is lying on the side). But after the American team defeated the Nazis, they will fight Hydra, and after fighting Hydra, they will fight the aliens. After fighting The aliens fight Hydra again... Even after being dug out of the ice, they have to continue working, and the gods are tired. What's more, what is more, what was pursued in the past was absolute justice, but now they have to succumb to certain interests. Instead of having abilities, It seems good to become a thug and lose your ability to be an ordinary person.

"It's strange... When I was young, I dreamed about having a healthy body, then joining the army, going to Europe, and kicking Hitler's ass... Is it ridiculous? But recently, I always dream about what I looked like when I was an ordinary person, just like The way I look now... it feels like being an ordinary person, at least now I won't die from tuberculosis." He turned around with a smile and said thank you to Lu Yuan again.

"Do you have tuberculosis?!" The companion just now suddenly left him several meters away... The resistance of Westerners' bodies to pneumonia, colds and the like is simply tragic, and the mortality rate is quite terrible.

"Thank you for not returning the disease to me." His original body was not only thin, but also had a lot of messy diseases - otherwise, with the virtues of the old America during World War II, the draft would have drafted young men - and the US team could still Every time he applied to join the army, his application was rejected because his body was so weak! However, these were all cured by magic.

"You're welcome, this is the purpose of the healing spell." Lu Yuan said.

"What about me?" Black Widow, who was leaning on Hawkeye's shoulder, suddenly interjected. She ran her hand over her eyes, then flipped her blond hair. She could clearly feel that the stagnant time in her body began to flow again. "Taking away a woman's beauty, is this also the purpose of the healing spell?" Black Widow's words seemed aggressive - as a high-quality "product" from the secret base of the former Soviet Union, Black Widow and Captain America are actually from the same era, but she has been transformed Her body has always looked the most beautiful it looked in her twenties.

But now, this eternal beauty seems to have been taken away by Lu Yuan's spell...

But Lu Yuan broke down the female agent's defense with just one sentence, and made her say "thank you" while bursting into tears! Lu Yuan said to her, "You can get pregnant normally now..." Then the ruthless former Soviet super agent Black Widow suffered a mental breakdown!

Feng Jian Youxiang looked at Lu Yuan from behind curiously, wondering what kind of magic power he had?

Being able to find the best opportunity in a chaotic scene in an instant, and then finding flaws to block the gaps, and defusing the enemy with ease... Of course Youxiang can see that it is much harder to convince the people in front of you than simply defeat them. Got it! She didn't understand that what Lu Yuan was using was the fundamental principle in modern sociology. "The same ideas are not as good as common hobbies. It is better to understand the customer's thinking than to understand the customer's complex." Watching Lu Yuan handle these things, Simply mesmerizing.

"Me and me! You damn fake good guy, give me my powers back quickly!" The young Spider-Man finally came over and shouted angrily after hearing the conversation. He was so entangled in spider webs just now that Dr. Banner finally cut open Spider-Man's coat, allowing him to come out like a shell and get rid of those sticky spider webs. "I'm an urban hero, I'm everyone's favorite Spider-Man! I've saved New York - several times! Sorry, I don't want to be a damn ordinary person - why? Because I've been that enough for the past ten years Got it!"

"Sorry, it was a pure accident." Facing Spider-Man, Lu Yuan's expression turned cold. Although he said he was sorry, his nonchalant tone...everyone could tell that he didn't mean to be sorry at all.

"I knew it!" Parker immediately jumped up sensitively, "What I felt just now is indeed right! You treat me differently than you treat them, you are targeting me... That feeling is simply... simply... full of Full of malice!”

"Eh? Have you been noticed? You're a guy who sneaked into the Avengers." Lu Yuan admitted without a care... actually admitted it? ! Everyone was speechless, especially his reasons, which made people even more speechless. After hearing this, the remaining members of the Avengers were a little bit happy and didn't know what to say.

For Lao Lu, who had only read the Women's Federation 1, the people present were always "Women's Federation + Spider-Man" rather than "all Women's Federation"... He had not read the comics, and in his impression there was no Spider-Man in the Women's Federation. When the first Women's Federation movie was released, Parker was still working on Sony.

That's right, it's naked prejudice!

"... Or you can find a spider to bite you again? Oh, by the way, that is a very special spider... Well, I can help you summon a more special spider to bite you! It is guaranteed to be better than your original one. Just great, what do you think?! Parker." Lu Yuan clapped his hands and suddenly looked at Peter Parker with a smile. "Do you think it's Aragog (Harry Potter, Hagrid's friend, the giant eight-eyed spider) or Ugoliant (Lord of the Rings, the mother of spiders? My personal suggestion is Ugoliant, she is even with the Fellowship of the Ring) I almost killed you. If you get bitten by her, you will definitely die... Haha~, you will definitely gain more powerful abilities! Yes, that's it."

"No~, never!" Peter Parker shivered with coldness, the whole world was full of malice!

*****

"I caught it... I caught it..." During the commotion over there, Iron Man moved hard inside the iron shell. He pulled out one arm from the arm armor and groped downwards for the weapon that fell out of his chest. Battery. "I finally caught you... Ugh! Damn it!" With a "bang", a small part of the battery was picked up and dropped again.

"Hey, Tony." Hearing the noise, Thor came over, "Do you need help? I can help you break open this iron shell." He held the hammer and was eager to try.

"Wait, wait!" Tony stopped him in a low voice. "Listen to me, Thor. Didn't you see what happened over there? We are going to give in! Are you willing to just give in and leave? God is my witness, I will never see such a touching lady again in my life... Thor Hey, do something!" (To be continued)