The cook cooks the ox, the oil man sells the oil. I don't have him either, I only know how to handle it.
Brother Lu once said that there are no routines in novels. If there are too many people jumping on them, they will become routines.
Every time the Dawn Mothership wants to do something outrageous, it always likes to shoot the fat blue man on its head - just to add a buff and disgust the "catalyst" that has been peeping. ".
The more you shoot, the more you develop your skills! When the main artillery of the Dawn Mothership's metallic artillery was bombarded, the Blue Star was like a detonated directional blast bomb! The raging bright flames and electromagnetic storms ejected from the surface of the blue giant star, slanting past the Dawn Mothership that was very close at hand, but they all rushed towards the direction of the Citadel...
"Rice!" The main god "Catalyst" could only watch as Dawn cheated again!
Within the field of vision of his gravitational lens, he was completely submerged by the raging electromagnetic storm in the blink of an eye, and could no longer see anything. The blocking effect of this stellar explosion will continue intermittently for several months - that is to say, even when the plot develops to the moment when Saren attacks the Citadel, the "Catalyst" will never want to see the Dawn Mothership again. figure.
As for replacing passive optical and reflecting telescopes? Stop talking... Does it make sense to look at the Spear Galaxy hundreds of thousands of years ago? ! Of course, if he consumes the power of the Lord God, he can still continue to observe the "Dawn". But if you do that, "Catalyst" will always feel like "losing". And he could even guess that Lu Yuan would definitely leave something behind that would make him sick to his stomach after seeing it...
Because he was the only one in the room at the moment. "Catalyst" picked up his artifact-level music player without hesitation and smashed it to pieces.
"Catalyst" didn't realize that he had been spying on Lu Yuan for a long time. I was also gradually affected by Lao Lu's bad character, and became a little smoky - pitiful, where is my cold main god "catalyst"? !
By the way, although Lu Yuan's character is a bit deceptive, he is still very charming. Otherwise, he would not be able to hold a harem, and he might become a good ship - although he is now like a Chu gangster, living with a group of beautiful girls. On a great boat…
"He has news." Just when he was struggling. Xing Yan suddenly opened the door and came in and said. "Catalyst" raised his eyebrows in surprise, waiting for Xing Yan to explain. The two main gods speak of "him". Of course it's Lu Yuan. "Catalyst" couldn't figure out why Lu Yuan would jump out again since he had already cleaned up his tail? Isn't this obviously unnecessary?
"New exploration documentary!" All the peripherals related to the show are collected! "It's the second part of his 'Sail for a Travel' series. It's called..."Time Bubble". It is said that there are ten seconds of forbidden scenes from "The History of the Planet"..."
Well, this sailing trip series is completely a money-making model started by Lao Lu in order to wipe out the money spent on building the "New Aerona". The first one is called "The Moon Floating in the Blue Sea", which is a scenic film of the "New Aerona" visiting the top ten scenic spots in the Milky Way when it went to sea for the first time.
As a result, it was released across the galaxy, earning a total of 1.5 billion star dollars...
Now that Lu Yuanren and others have run away, and a second money-making movie is to be released, I have to say - all capitalists have no little tricks... No. There is no conscience!
"I like the beautiful scenery in the first part very much, but the second part is not so beautiful... One-third of the shots are always directed towards the Pillar of Creation in the Aquila. I really can't understand the meaning of this. What a beauty! And the name is so..."
"Well, the name is indeed quite good." "Catalyst" interjected, making Xing Yan choked and unable to say the next words - in Xing Yan's opinion, this name was vulgar enough to drink a pot! But Catalyst actually looked appreciative of it...well, two vulgar men!
Moreover, Lu Yuan's second money-making movie "Time Bubble" also sold super well! Xing Yan as a main god. Of course she couldn't understand the thoughts of people on Earth.
As the most special scenery above the starry sky, the picture of "Pillars of Creation". It has a very special status in the hearts of people on earth - it represents mankind's most romantic fantasy about the universe. Therefore, Master Lu's film uses a unique perspective to capture the seven thousand years of change in the "Pillars of Creation", interspersed with the changing nebulae along the way and the evolution of the earth over the past seven thousand years.
"Time Bubble" has undoubtedly aroused an extremely strong following.
Of course, there are also many people who are buying Alien - because before they know it, Master Lu already has a lot of crazy fans.
"Look at this." Xing Yan, who had nothing to say, could only insert the chip and play the easter egg part directly.
——The blue sea, the earth, the Charon repeater, the solar system...the camera was getting higher and farther away, and when the bright nebulae faded from the screen, only darkness remained. Then the camera stopped here - it was only a ten-second Easter egg scene, but two seconds were spent on the pure black night sky, but it didn't make anyone feel regretful at all!
The audience who originally couldn't understand why such a scene was banned seemed to understand something at the end - because every audience seemed to be able to feel extreme uneasiness and huge anxiety from the deep darkness. Sense of fear! There seems to be something really hidden behind the dark curtain... Everyone seems to have seen endless insect-shaped battleships!
There is no answer, and the Easter eggs are all over here.
But "Catalyst" jumped up almost the moment he saw the darkness!
Because of that darkness, what was photographed was exactly behind the Eagle Nebula! There, his 24,000 Reaper warships are hidden!
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Under the curtain of peaceful life across the galaxy, undercurrents are surging.
The search for the Mu Xing siblings continues and has spread to all aspects of the world... Imagine if after World War II, a wild scientist who invented the hydrogen bomb was living outside. What happens? The severity of Mu Xing is even worse!
But as false information comes back from various quarters, sensitive people have become aware. Lu Yuan must have completely left the Citadel Star Territory. Then there is probably only one place he can go to...the chaotic and anarchic World God Star Territory...
In fact, think about it, as the most famous smuggling captain, he should be as comfortable going there as he is in his own garden! It's just that Lu Yuan's status as a film and television producer and billionaire is so dazzling that people ignore it.
If the official forces of the Citadel dare to extend in that direction, all they will get is an all-out war with the World God Star Territory. So even the three major civilizations. I had to stop at this time. But there are no other ways to think of - for example, the "Shadow Economist", the largest and most mysterious intelligence organization in the entire galaxy, has recently received several huge orders. The target is directly at the Mu Xing siblings!
The headquarters of the "shadow economic man" organization, which no one understands and is absolutely neutral, is actually located on a huge spaceship sailing in a thunderstorm.
The leader of the organization, the "shadow economic man," controls the organization's intelligence network throughout the galaxy through the exchange of networks, interests, and intelligence! He himself has only a voice and never shows his face - so no one knows about him. In fact, the first generation of shadow economic people has been killed and successfully replaced by his pet "Yago Man". It is already the era of the second generation of shadow economic people!
But is this really the case...
The Yago people are a civilized race that has not yet entered the galaxy - they have strong bodies and long lifespans that are not inferior to Krogan. It is nearly three meters tall, has two pairs of eyes, a triangular mouth that takes up half of its face, and two horns. Even though they look like monsters, the Yago people have quite high intelligence! Otherwise, the first shadow economic man would not have been assassinated.
However, at this moment, at the headquarters of the shadow economic man. The Yago man is trying his best to shrink his huge body. It's a pity that no matter how hard he tries, It's not even close to petite and cute - of course, it's better to do it than not.
Also, the triangular mouth and densely packed teeth on the face. This kind of thing that greatly affects the appearance must be put away; the dress cannot be wild (that is, running wildly); the body cannot have a strange smell... When the Yago man confirmed that there was really nothing wrong with him, he ricked up. Body, holding the chip recording the commissions from various countries in both hands, came to the main control room of the shadow economic man.
He obediently held up the chip and handed it to a beautiful woman sitting on his seat...
"Mrs. Boss, everything you want is here." Ya Ge said respectfully. Although the Yago people have a strong body and cunning wisdom. But when faced with a group of women who are as helpless as a tyrannosaurus, one can only lament the fate of the hero! Then obey the orders obediently.
You must know that the number of people from this group of women is variable every time, and the personnel are also variable. They always come and go without a trace, but with the strength of the shadow managers, they are unable to locate the traces of these women! And the petite one among them can easily deal with him. In front of this group of powerful forces, his slightest desire to fight was crushed before it even started.
At that time, the Yago people already knew that these women were not easy to mess with... What's more, every time the Yago people tried to make a little trick, they would be seen through and receive a bone-breaking beating - you know - Move again and again, move again and again... and then I will sing "The End of the World Is My Love".
At one point, Yagoren gritted his teeth and yelled, "How can I get rid of you?"
He thought there would be a good fight next - but he didn't know that one of the women on the other side said, "You'd better give up on this!" She took out a see-through light and shined it at him - and then the Yago man was surprised to find that it showed that there were as many as six billion nanorobots living in his body! In other words, if he can't figure out a way to change his body as soon as possible, he will never be able to get rid of these women!
From then on, the Yago people accepted their fate and began to think of ways to please these women.
Fortunately, except for some weird requests, these women treat this place like a small store in a commercial street - they only come here occasionally to browse, and most of the time they don't interact with each other. They neither need his money nor are they interested in becoming the third shadow economy, so the Yago people gradually accepted the existence of these people...
In particular, these women are so powerful that their minds cannot comprehend them!
One of the women said, "It's so noisy here!" Then the spacecraft was given an extra layer of shield that covered the entire ship, blocking out all the thunder and lightning in the thundercloud - it's been five years. , without consuming any energy, the shield is still running; there is also a woman floating around like a ghost, helping him strengthen the network, greatly improving the security of the network! The woman also helped him adjust his body genes so that he would no longer go into heat every year...
In short, in addition to more rules, there are actually many benefits. Therefore, since the Yago people cannot resist, they can only close their eyes and enjoy it. Therefore, he obediently complied with some small requests, such as intercepting some intelligence.
"Old... boss lady or something..." The woman's voice was still a little green, and she sounded young. And if you look carefully, you will find that although the woman is wearing pants and high heels, she looks like an urban woman. But if you observe carefully, you can still find a lot of inconsistencies... For example, the shoes are a little too big, and the makeup is too thick... It's as if the girl stole her mother's clothes and ran out.
"Well, I'll call you that from now on! When no one is around..." The girl, whose face was red with excitement, quickly added. She took the chip and patted Ya Geren on the head, "Ya Ya is so good, I will bring you something delicious next time."
After saying that, the girl activated a device in her hand and disappeared without a trace with a "swish". Only a trace of blue light and shadow was left.
*****
"Reimu? Why have you been gone so long?"
"Here - wait a minute, don't come in! I'm... I'm at nn." Hearing Lu Yuan speak loudly outside the door, the little Lingmeng who had just been teleported back was so panicked that he answered indiscriminately.
She quickly took off her clothes, threw them into the cabinet, and then put on the red and white armpit-baring miko costume again. Then he rushed to the bathroom, poured water on his face, rolled it on a towel, and wiped off the colorful stains on his face.
After confirming that there were no flaws, he ran over and opened the door. "Dad~Dad~" Little Lingmeng rushed over sweetly and hung directly on Lu Yuan's neck.
The two of them laughed for a while before Lu Yuan touched his chin, tilted his head and carefully looked up and down at Reimu Hakurei. It was only when she saw her heart trembled, thinking that Lu Yuan had noticed something, that Lu Yuan asked solemnly——
"Reimu~, were you... constipated just now?"
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ps: The big chapter continues, let me laugh for a while. (To be continued)
