"Wow, your voice is great! If there was a sexy voice ranking list, I would definitely vote for you!" Lu Yuan flattered you slightly. 【Read full text】
Busujima Saeko, who was driving, shook his hand and almost drove the car into the sea. Forget about flattery - this scumbag policeman doesn't have any moral integrity anyway. But what's wrong with suddenly becoming a "low-pressure voice"? ! There's also that greasy feeling, which makes you feel uncomfortable all over. Do you think it sounds good?
Lu Yuan is also suffering! The so-called "foreigners fighting the operator in the air" only lasted three days. He can recognize each other, and the 110 call girl who he teased must be even more unforgettable to him! When I was speaking across the reception desk just now, my voice had been transformed many times and was so deformed that the other party could almost hear it! Using a walkie-talkie to talk directly is similar to making a phone call in terms of environment, so don’t have any illusions!
"Your voice is really familiar..." Nan Lixiang said that as expected, because Lu Yuan's voice changed, she didn't expect it for a moment. After all, the person on the call was a police officer in Tokyo, and the guy who flirted with her was a foreigner. There was a big difference...
"Hey, I'm warning you not to strike up random conversations, she has a sex partner!" Just when Minami Rika was distracted, her partner Tajima took the opportunity to grab the walkie-talkie and shouted.
"How many times a night?" Lu Yuan asked seriously.
"With such big breasts, how many times is enough?!" Tajima said triumphantly, "We always have sex all night long..." Then the sound of fist bumps, the sound of someone overturning and loud screams came from the walkie-talkie. scream.
"Now it's my turn to speak," Minami took over the call again, "Listen. Officer Rock over there, I need to know right away how you solved the wheel slip problem! It's covered in grease now..."
Of course Lu Yuan knew what the so-called "grease" was. "Is your car starting to skid now? Tell me your current location." The tanker driven by Nan Lixiang had already rushed back and forth among the zombies several times before getting onto the bridge. The current car condition is quite serious.
"Cross-sea bridge, two-thirds." Nan Lixiang's calm voice was mixed with words such as "What I like most is grabbing her big breasts", a man's desperate cry. Tajima is determined to keep this unknown pretty boy away from Nan Lixiang!
"Get off the first auxiliary bridge and walk east for three minutes. You can see a construction site. We are solving wheel problems on the sand. You can find it by following the blood stains." Lu Yuan believes that this description has already enough. He asked curiously, "You are sitting on a big bomb now. Can you tell me how much fuel is in your car?"
"65,000 liters of aviation fuel, fully loaded!" Nan Lixiang, who was driving a tanker truck, replied proudly.
Lu Yuan was speechless, "You are just a crazy woman!"
"Thank you!" Nan Lixiang replied happily. Over there, Tajima shouted again, "She's also crazy in bed!", and then he was knocked down with a "bang", and then the communication was hung up.
ko! Busujima Saeko, who had been listening, couldn't help but gesture like an arcade machine, and the two of them laughed together. Busujima Saeko rolled her eyes at Lu Yuan, but she felt like she could forget all her grudges with a smile. At this time, the walkie-talkie light came on again.
Lu Yuan picked it up. I heard a middle-aged man codenamed "Sakura" yelling loudly, "Don't let me chat on the walkie-talkie!" This middle-aged uncle was probably tortured by the situation and was too angry. After taking a few deep breaths, he turned the topic back to business. "Terminals 1, 2, 4, and 7 have all been cleared. We have obtained the integrated east district. Now tell me what the next plan is..."
Lu Yuan saw zombies gathering at the airport entrance of the cross-sea bridge, although they were being led by the sound and running towards this side. After all, it's not fast. He patted Busujima Saeko's arm and motioned for her to stop the car and wait for a while.
"Plan? Didn't I give you the plan? Attract the dead body to the bridge. Then find a way to crush it to death, that's it."
"Alas!" The middle-aged man on the walkie-talkie was silent for a while. Sighed. Yes, it's actually that simple. Sakura said on the walkie-talkie, "Thank you, Officer Lu! Attract the dead body into a narrow space, and then crush it with a large vehicle. Even without a cross-sea bridge, there is such an environment in the airport. This is indeed a very simple method, I I should have thought of it earlier! This is my dereliction of duty..."
"Ying, there is actually another reason for choosing the cross-sea bridge, but I think if I say it, it will make you even more unacceptable..." Lu Yuan showed a smirk, "First of all, do you have heart disease? ?Depression? A broken marriage? Feeling pessimistic about life?"
"Say! Bastard..." The middle-aged man opposite was going crazy. "If I commit suicide, I will be angry with you!"
"Sakura, you should be able to see me from your position, right? Now turn off all the players on the bridge, and then only turn on the one next to me..." After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he put down the walkie-talkie and got off the car.
At this time, the group of dead bodies pouring in from the airport was still some distance away from Lu. On the bridge, only the dead bodies of two or three kittens were still moving. After the bridge's horns were turned off, they were attracted by the music of heavy trucks.
Lu Yuan signaled Busujima Saeko to turn off the car stereo, then walked to the bridge and kicked the lamppost... Commander "Sakura" was looking at him with a telescope at this time, and saw that the streetlamp pillar was Lu Yuan bent over with a kick, and a mouthful of water spurted out.
"What are you doing! Bastard! Don't destroy the public property of our airport."
"Look carefully." After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he hung up.
The bent lamppost stretched out to the outside of the cross-sea bridge. The location chosen by Lu Yuan happened to be a section where the guardrail had been knocked off by a heavy truck (when Busujima Saeko was panicking before). Now, when on the entire cross-sea bridge, only the speaker hanging on the lamppost is still making noise - just I saw a dead body staggering towards the sound, and then fell into the sea with a "pop"! One after another, like dumplings, the nearby dead bodies walked towards the gap one after another, and then jumped out Down……
Even if the sea near here is not deep, it is enough to drown the dead body. Even if you can't drown, with these dead bodies that can't coordinate their limbs, it's probably a long way to go ashore again. The sea water will also speed up the necrosis of his body, causing the brain to become edematous, and eventually turn into a floating corpse on the sea... In fact, it is not difficult at all to eliminate the dead body. Building rooftops and viaducts are all good places as long as you understand the principles. Even if there is no electricity in the future, you can still play gongs and drums, use wind chimes, etc. There are really many ways.
Not long after, all the speakers on the entire bridge deck were turned on again. After all, the most important thing now is to attract the dead bodies to leave the terminal and onto the cross-sea bridge. However, Commander "Ying" never contacted Lu Yuan again. I don't know if he was so shocked that he actually committed suicide...
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The heavy truck was parked in the middle of the bridge, its rumbling transmitter vibrating and the music deafening. More and more dead bodies are pouring onto the bridge from the airport, and one-third of the bridge deck has been filled. Lu Yuan put his feet on the driver's seat, held a cigar in his hand, and blew out a smoke ring leisurely. Busujima Saeko leaned on the driver's seat with a slightly red face, holding a bottle of drink in her hand, but her trembling nose hinted at her excitement.
"Creak!" A smaller airport fuel truck came from behind them and braked on the side of the heavy truck. Two large cars parked side by side almost blocked the main road of the cross-sea bridge.
"Want one?" Lu Yuan took out the cigar box and said to the beautiful woman wearing a special warfare close-quarters uniform opposite. The woman carefully selected one and lit it herself. "Handmade cigars from Cuba? Do you want me to review your income?". "Don't be attracted, this is a tanker truck!" Her assistant Tajima shouted from the side.
"Lu Yuan."
"Nan Lixiang."
"Are you a friend of that teacher Shizuka Marikawa?" Busushima Saeko said in surprise.
"Do you know Shizuka? How is she now? I still can't contact her. I called her several times but got no response." Minami asked in surprise.
"It is said that the teacher is very good. They should be at Gao Cheng's house now. Ah, I'm sorry! We borrowed your room without your permission, and... we also borrowed the weapons you collected..." Poison Shima Saeko said a little embarrassed.
"Gaocheng family? Which Gaocheng?"
"Kenichiro Takagi." Lu Yuan said.
"Ha!" Nan Lixiang shook his head and said no more. After all, the police have no good impression of violent groups. She nodded to Busujima Saeko, "It doesn't matter. I'm very happy to hear that Shizuka is fine. Then why are you here?" After hearing that Shizuka was safe, Minami Rika finally breathed a sigh of relief. What she was most worried about was this naturally stupid person. friend.
"It was Lu Jun who brought me here..." Busujima Saeko pointed at Lu Yuan and said.
"Bujima Saeko," Lu Yuan said, holding a cigar in his mouth and pretending to be a gangster boss. He pointed at Saeko with his thumb and introduced with a smile, "How do you think of the school girl I've got? Just do it! Her big breasts feel great when rubbed. It’s so touching!”
"How could Mr. Lu say that about me?" Busujima Saeko, whose face was red, glared slightly.
Tajima raised his thumbs up to show his admiration, but was suppressed again by Minami Rika.
"You two have such a good relationship, you must do it often." Lu Yuan said enviously.
"No!", "I'm late for work every day!" Nanrika and Tajima gave completely opposite answers.
"Hahaha~ok! Let's go!" After carefully extinguishing the cigarette in the ashtray, Lu Yuan slapped the roof of the car, and the sound of rock and roll became deafening again! Both parties quickly rolled down the windows and closed them.
Nan Lixiang made a charging gesture, and the two cars roared together, running parallel to the zombies!
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ps: This book has officially exceeded two million words. I wish all my book friends a happy egg-laying! If you like it, please recommend this book to your friends. (To be continued...)