Legend has it that in the gap between reality and illusion, there is a place where monsters live, called "Fantasy Township". On the border of Gensokyo, there is a shrine connected to the real world, and a lazy and greedy miko lives inside. This shrine that connects Gensokyo to the outside world is called Hakurei Shrine, and the mountain where the shrine is located is called Mount Hakurei. Behind Boli Mountain, there used to be a monster from China who lived in seclusion here. It is said that she was pure and pure, and her clothes were elegant. She seemed to be otherworldly when she came and went. She was nicknamed "Little Dragon Girl", so this place is also called "Jieqing Valley"... …
There is a two-story wooden house next to a tea garden at the foot of Boli Mountain.
At this time, the owner of the wooden house is not here, the mountains and forests are quiet, the birds are singing in autumn, and the quiet house seems more and more empty and lonely.
The summer wind blew the swaying window lattice of the wooden house, and a bright and transparent beam of light shone into the room and also shone on the table in the study. On the mahogany desk, someone carved two lines of writing with a sharp weapon: "Encounter the enemy, the heartless valley north."
Here in Lu Yuan, monsters have been coming and going in an endless stream recently. They don't touch the red tape of human beings, and of course they don't know what politeness is. If Lu Yuan was not in the living room, they would naturally go upstairs to look for him, or even lift up Lu Yuan's quilt to start cooking. Uncle...if it was Fujiwara girl Hong who came, he would even kick the door open.
Therefore, as long as Lu Yuan delays for some time, this line of handwriting will be easily discovered.
Even though the matter was urgent and hasty, Lu Yuan would not jump headlong into the trap. He controlled the dagger with his tentacles and left these words in order to convey the message to the monsters who came to eat. It's okay to be seen by any girl. After all, the girls in Gensokyo may lack everything except fighting ability.
"La la~ la la~ la la la~! La la~ la la~ la la la~... la la la~ la la~ la la la..."
Singing off-key songs and riding an old broomstick. Marisa Kirisame, dressed in an old maid outfit, flew staggeringly to Kaikiya.
"Uncle. I'm here to borrow books again! da☆ze!" Marisa yelled first, then kicked open the window of Lu Yuan's study. Quickly rush towards the depths of the study! "Hand it over! One hundred and three thousand volumes of magic books... Huh?!"
When she rushed to the bookshelf at the back of the study, grabbed the books that Lu Yuan had always prevented her from looking at, and snatched them into her arms, nothing happened... "How strange? Is there something wrong?" "Marisa touched her head and looked around. "Where's the weird tentacle attack? Where's the electric shock trap? Where's the powder that makes people itchy like hell? Why is there nothing... da☆ze!"
In the past, whenever she rushed towards the bookshelf, she would always be repaired by various evil means, often forcing her to kneel down and beg for mercy immediately (Japanese people are not so serious when kneeling... But today, nothing happened. And Marisa started to feel uncomfortable. "What, da☆ze!...Isn't uncle at home?" Marisa complained a little boringly.
Lu Yuan was never stingy. The precious books in his study can be borrowed at will, and it doesn't matter if you don't return them. And if Marisa encounters a magic problem, she can also ask Lu Yuan to study it together. Lu Yuan always told everything he knew. Although his research on the new magic system was not in-depth, he always put forward correct ideas and methods, which made Marisa and Pachi both like to discuss with him.
But there is only one thing. The small bookshelf in the deepest part of Lu Yuan's study, which Lu Yuan calls "the one hundred and three thousand magic books with taboos", is absolutely forbidden for Marisa and Pachi to see or even touch! How could the thief Marisa endure this... So the war between the uncle and the thief began (actually it was the wretched uncle who was using various methods to molest the little girl!
"Also. Then let me study the true nature of the one hundred and three thousand magic books! da☆ze!" Marisa clapped her hands and opened the top thin magic book with great interest. Book, and then the girl was shocked to the point of being stunned. "So... so big!!"
Marisa looked at the naked Western girl in the picture, her broad mind, and her huge balls. Her eyes widened involuntarily... She subconsciously turned a few pages, and the content on them became more and more excessive...
"Ah!" she suddenly screamed. He quickly closed the book, his heart beating like it was jumping out of his throat. "p...play...boy...uncle is a big bastard! da...da☆ze!"
Marisa shouted angrily. She slammed the pile of Playboys onto the table, turned around and ran away like flying!
The open book... has the handwriting carved by Lu Yuan buried underneath...
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"Besides, annoying guy."
A charming voice came from a dark gap.
Yakumo Murasaki opened the gap and looked down from above Jiamu House. Originally, she wanted to open the gap directly in the room of Jia wooden house, but for some reason, there was a spherical cover that completely wrapped Lu Yuan's wooden house. Yakumo Purple's teleportation was "bounced" to the roof by the shield.
She looked at the houses below, a little hesitant.
Ever since that banquet, Yakumo Zi wanted to cause trouble for Lu Yuan, and she also played several tricks for this purpose. But gradually, she stopped caring about this matter. Because... that kind of thing of crawling under skirts has completely stopped... completely stopped!
I just fell in love with this posture, and you actually sang "Give up, quit" to me... How inhumane are you! If you say you want to come, you will come. If you say no, you won’t come. Do you think this is a bus stop? ?
When Yakumo Purple already knew that those things were just items and not some magical animals crawling under her skirt, Yakumo Purple would of course feel very frightened and sad. Moreover, sometimes the area is burned red because the temperature is too high. Or because the size is too large, you have to cross a horse or something to pass, and the posture is extremely shameful... But without this sudden excitement, Yakumo Purple actually began to feel that there was always something missing in life... …
Even in the thousands of years she spent, this time was so memorable that it was unforgettable. After her "x life" suddenly came to an end, she couldn't eat well or sleep well for the past six months. She was really forced to do nothing by her obsessive-compulsive disorder... She just secretly came over to see what was going on with Lu Yuan. Are you hibernating like Feng Jian Youxiang? ! My mother is right here. If you have the ability... If you have the ability, keep coming!
Lu Yuan's place was quiet and there was nothing. Yakumo Zi frowned in disappointment. I was about to go home and sleep, but suddenly I saw the books blown open by the wind on the table in the room on the second floor...
"Oh la oh la~ It's really big..." After getting closer, she was attracted by the content at the first sight. Yakumo Purple scratched her chest nonchalantly, compared it with the basketball above, and suddenly felt frustrated. "Besides, this kind of big-breasted monster must only be used to produce milk, and its combat power is only 5 at most!" She rolled her eyes, covered her mouth and laughed "awesome~". "Oh, we should ask Little Reimu to see her father's true face!"
Yakumo Purple threw the book back on the table, opened a gap and left Kaikiya...
Unfortunately, the handwriting left by Lu Yuan was once again hidden under Playboy. After all, there are big-breasted fruit girls, who would pay attention to the table!
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"Bang!" Yakumo Purple was ejected again! The impact encountered during this teleportation was beyond her expectation, so the impact was extra hard.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Said frantically. She was very familiar with the power of Hakurei that formed that protective shield! After all, it is connected with the Great Barrier. Destroying the shield means destroying the Great Barrier. This made the creator of Gensokyo, Murasaki Yakumo, so depressed and entangled that she wanted to vomit blood!
But even if Yakumo Purple is very angry. However, she could only comply with the requirements of the shield, prohibiting flying and teleportation. Any visitors could only walk to the shrine from under the vermilion torii gate. (Yakumo Purple's gap can penetrate the Hakurei Great Barrier. However, Lu Yuan adjusted the Hakurei Shrine's shield for some peeping toms.
Hakurei Shrine after renovation. The brand-new vermilion torii gate once again glows with the style of the new era. Standing red pillar. The raised cornices glow against the backdrop of the emerald green forest.
Along the quiet stone steps and through the cool shade of the trees, she seemed to be the only one walking in the empty mountains. She could only hear the sound of shoes stepping on the stone steps. When she walked slowly under the tall torii gate, even Yakumo Murasaki couldn't help but sigh. It actually feels like I'm going back to the time of the first generation Hakurei Miko and the scene when the shrine was first built.
When Yakumo Murasaki's closed memory was opened, endless memories seemed to surge up. Several figures of mikos with different postures, but all wearing Hakurei miko costumes, overlapped under the torii gate. They walked past Yakumo Murasaki peacefully or chatting... The moment of trance lasted for thousands of years.
Turning around the woods, what came face to face... was a row of messy signboards nailed to the trees...
"To return to the present world, go left and jump directly off the cliff."
"Please pay attention to the offering! If you are offering more than 100,000 yuan, you will be served with good tea and snacks, and will be accompanied by a witch with childlike face and big breasts. If you are offering more than 100 yuan and less than 100,000 yuan, please go straight and throw it into the offering box by yourself. (There are surprises, the witch entertains them from time to time; if it is less than 100 yuan, please put it directly under this notice and then turn around; anyone who dares to randomly throw frozen frogs into the donation box will die!!!!" (Tong Yan, forget it) , where did you see big breasts?!
"A cup of Hakurei black tea is 500 yen, a bowl of Cuixiang wine is 100 yen, snacks and fruits are at the current price. (Note: The store is small and the profit is small, no credit is allowed!"
"Anyone who disturbs my sleep, kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!"
"Closed on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, closed on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and interior decoration on Sundays. If you need to handle other matters, please go to the Sunflower Field to issue a letter of introduction, which must be signed by Feng Jian Youxiang." (Khan~
"Uncle Lu, go straight and don't step on the third to last stone step."
"The list of unwelcome guests at this shrine is as follows: Yakumo Purple, Yakumo Purple, and Yakumo Purple." (A cross vein appears on Yakumo Purple's forehead~
"Remi, come on, squeak." "Squeak~ you're not at home." "I'm at my uncle's place, why do you come here during the day?" "Oh, there's no sun today. By the way, you always go to his place, why don't you come here? Are you not pregnant..." ("Are you chatting on the board?!" Yakumo Zi looked at the messy board and continued to scratch her hair...
"I'm not at home today. Hakurei Reimu left a message." (But looking at the sign, the wooden board has been exposed to wind and rain for a while, but it has not been taken off...
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Standing on the tree with one hand and covering her face after reading all kinds of unreliable signs, Yakumo Purple felt that she was unable to complain and even lost the strength to go up the mountain.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to expose that guy." Yakumo Zi waved her hands and opened a gap. Although she was inside the barrier now, Yakumo Murasaki was even more familiar with Hakurei's power than Reimu. With a little research, such a barrier cannot stop her. "It's better to go back and get some sleep... Maybe it would be a good idea to suggest that Little Reimu hold another party..."
Remembering the continuous "attacks" that made her dehydrated before the last banquet, Yakumo Purple felt weak all over, and Gulong suddenly fell into the newly opened gap.
ps: Thank you all for sticking with me, Lao Lei continues... (To be continued...)
