Reimu regretted it after shouting "Marisa, are you pregnant?!" She covered her mouth in annoyance. 【Read full text】
But it's useless, all the monsters have pointed ears!
There were only crackling and crashing sounds, some opening, some stopping, and some jumping out of the window... A large number of monsters rushed in in the blink of an eye, surrounding Marisa Kirisame. There are also little monsters like Night Sparrow who arrive late, jumping on their feet and shouting, "Is Reimu pregnant? Let me take a look!"... How boring you are!
Moreover, most of them were holding match ropes in their hands, swaying and burning, illuminating the room with ghostly shadows.
With the continuous shutter sound of "click, click", Semeimarufumi looked serious and took photos of Marisa holding her big belly in tears from all angles! As the "fastest" Fengshen girl in Gensokyo, she grabbed the top spot! ——Toutiao, my headline! I cried during the fireworks display... This is my first time in Gensokyo! (But a teenage pregnancy is also the first time in Gensokyo?!
"Who is it?!" Following the roar, a huge force rushed forward, actually cutting a path among the powerful monsters!
The sound of "clattering" books was turned, and the yandere of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Patchouli Noreki, who had always only known how to hold books and read, lacked a sense of existence - at this time, the clothes and hair on her body were floating strangely, Walking through the separate passage, I came to Marisa Kirisame. Hei Bai obviously comes to borrow books every week, so how come someone is the first to get there? !
Patchouli's eyes flashed with extreme madness, and countless six-pointed stars were flying around her. With the "squeaking" friction sound that makes people's teeth hurt, a huge one. A scarlet/magic book with chains wrapped around it, surrounding a huge magic circle. It was difficult to rise from the shrine floor - at first glance, it looked like something extremely taboo!
"Who did this?! Let me use the Crimson Magic Book to end her!" Patchouli Noreki transformed into the goddess of winter, and the shapes of a sickle and a hammer appeared behind her.
Marisa Kirisame hugged her belly. She was surprised to see so many people showing up, and Patchouli Noreki also summoned a forbidden magic book, looking like she was going to destroy the world - she shrank back a little guilty - I just stole it It’s just a piece of snack, so there’s no need to stir up trouble, right? !
Hearing Pachi's aggressive inquiry, Marisa touched her face with her fingers in embarrassment, "Well, I don't blame anyone else, it's me who wants to taste what true love tastes like..."
If Lu Yuan heard this, he would definitely yell - "It's a snack. Bastard! Don't leave out the key words for me!"
"Oh~~" The monsters all made a clear voice, looking at Marisa with eyes full of pity and sympathy. Shemeiwan Wen quickly wrote in a small notebook, "The girl lost her virginity in search of true love, and after being abandoned, she was black and white but became pregnant." It rhymed very well! As a gossip reporter, Shemingwan Wen’s professional qualities are outstanding!
Patchouli bulged her mouth and her face turned red with anger, "Is it Alice Margotroyd?!" Among Kohaku's friends, only she and Alice secretly like Marisa, and they also know each other—— But a girl. You have to understand that pregnancy cannot happen between girls!
"What's the matter with Megatron?" Marisa asked in confusion.
At this time, Reimu Hakurei, who was pretty and smart, already somewhat understood what was going on... even though her old friend was unkempt and missed every word in her words. But Hakurei Reimu still understood it - Marisa Kirisame secretly ate the snacks made by Lu Yuan with swelling agent! ! ! She breathed a sigh of relief quietly, as long as it wasn't that or something, everything would be fine...
"Who is the other party? Can you tell me in detail?" Professional media practitioner. Sheming Wanwen resisted the urge to run back and write a newspaper immediately, and suppressed his enthusiasm. Started digging deeper into this topic! ——I am a professional, I am very professional!
Her question made Reimu Hakurei suddenly feel like something was about to happen!
But before she could stop him. I heard Marisa say cheerfully, "Do you really want to go into details? I feel a little uncomfortable right now... Reimu," she turned to consult Reimu, "I'll tell Boss Lu about it. Can I talk about giving money and eating mushrooms?"
Hakurei Reimu covered his face, and all the youkai were stunned in shock. Even Yakumo Murasaki, who always had a heavy taste, was stunned, and her fan fell to the ground with a clatter.
As if he was having an orgasm, Semeimaru picked up his camera and notebook, rushed out of the window like lightning, and flew towards Youkai Mountain... If this kind of news is not written out immediately and spread throughout Gensokyo, I will have a cerebral hemorrhage! I'm sorry, Mr. Lu! Although the news will cause you great inconvenience, as a journalist, it is my mission to reveal the "truth" - make a fist!
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"Actually, it's for snacks!"
Hakurei Reimu tried his best to hold the monsters one by one to defend themselves. But the monsters all agreed with a smile, turned around and started talking again, oh, it was just gossip... No one listened to her explanation for Lu Yuan. In other words, the monsters would rather pretend not to know the truth - the truth is not as interesting as gossip.
Only Patchouli, after hearing Reimu's explanation, used magic to check Marisa with suspicion, and then ran away with a blushing face - was it because you saw Marisa's "inner"?
"Huh~" Little Lingmeng breathed a long sigh of relief. Finally, someone figured out the truth. I believe that with Pa Qi's testimony, the rumors that are detrimental to Uncle Lu will be cleared up soon. But Lingmeng immediately heard Patchouli speaking loudly to Remi in the distance, "Remi must not come into contact with this evil adult. I deeply suspect that this is a forbidden magic - look at who is pregnant!"
"But...but my black tea..." Remi argued anxiously.
"Aren't you bad? The tea made is also bad. There might be something strange in it. Don't buy it..." Patchouli insisted.
"Woo~" Remi felt as if the honey black tea she just got was about to fly away again. "Haven't Sakuya already seen it?"
Izayoi Sakuya also wondered why Pachi suddenly said this - after all, anyone with a discerning eye knew that Black and White was definitely not pregnant. But Pachi faced her. He said a few words "Reimu, Suixiang" silently, and Sakuya was immediately shocked! yes. This guy is extremely lethal to little girls. What if he takes away my breast? ! The eyes of the two people interacted with each other like lightning for a few times. A consensus was reached in an instant and a lie was agreed upon...
Sakuya Izayoi, the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion calmly replied, "His magic is only effective on underage girls..." Sakuya looked at the owner of the Scarlet Devil Mansion who will not reach adulthood in another ten thousand years, with a little regret. Said, "It seems that I will be the one to buy black tea for Remi from now on."
"Okay, okay." Remi said helplessly. She actually wanted to see the amazing production process.
Hakurei Reimu is simply going crazy. Why are Pachi and Sakuya distorting the facts like this?
Pachi and Sakuya looked at each other. One said in his heart. The communication matter will never be exposed again; the other one said in his heart, another powerful enemy has been eliminated, Remy is mine!
"You! How can you say that!" Lu Lingmeng grabbed the last person who could complain and scolded him desperately. "What do you want Dad...Uncle Lu to do in the future?! Tell me!"
"I..." Marisa Kirisame smiled sheepishly, "I feel sick in my stomach."
"You!" Reimu Hakurei glared at his old friend, and finally could only sigh, "Follow me, go find Uncle Lu, he will be able to do something..."
Elimination of bulking agents is simple. Lu Yuan prepared a dose of medicine, and after Marisa Kirisame drank it, her bloated abdomen disappeared. Lu Yuan had already considered the problem of accidentally ingesting the swelling agent prepared by Lu Yuan. The potion itself is harmless. Moreover, the effect of this swelling agent is very sensitive to pressure, long before the human body can no longer bear it. will stop expanding. So even if ordinary people eat it, they will suffer from bloating at most. It won't cause any fatal trauma.
Of course, some pain is inevitable.
After the bloating is relieved. Marisa Kirisame immediately fell into a deep sleep. She had been hiding in the shrine for nearly an hour and was already exhausted. Now that she relaxed and fell asleep directly, Lu Yuan and Ling Meng could only place her in the guest room.
Throughout the day, there was an endless stream of people coming and going at "Jiamu House". Lu Yuan had never been so busy since he came to Gensokyo. In fact, when Reimu brought Black and White, Sakuya Izayoi had just left for half an hour. After there were only two people left in the room, Lu Yuan roughly tidied the room, and Ling Meng followed him to help. She didn't know why, but just staying here and walking back and forth with Lu Yuan made her feel peaceful and happy, and she didn't want to go back to the monsters who kept complaining about her.
After cleaning up the room, Lu Yuan made a habit of making two cups of tea for Ling Meng and himself, and carried them to the door. Only when they got outside the house did the two realize that this was Lu Yuan's wooden house, not a shrine, and there was no semi-open porch or wooden floor to sit on.
Looking at each other and smiling, "Come here," Lu Yuan shook his head and led Ling Meng towards the tea garden.
"It's a swing!" As he walked closer, Lingmeng discovered that there was a wooden frame erected on the edge of the tea garden, with two swings tied to it. When Hakurei Reimu walked through the Human Realm, she once saw children playing - she was very envious, but the jealous looks of those in the Human Realm... made it impossible for her to sit down and play.
"Let's try." Lu Yuan first helped little Lingmeng sit up, pushed him, and then sat on the edge, slowly drinking tea and watching Lingmeng play. Hakurei Reimu felt indescribably happy. Although Lu Yuan didn't say it, she knew in her heart that this must be done for her and Cuixiang.
Reimu shook it a few times and quickly became familiar with the swing. She was holding the tea cup and shaking it while talking and complaining, telling Lu Yuan all the causes and consequences of these misunderstandings. Lu Yuan just listened quietly, occasionally touching her head to comfort her. He didn't need to say anything about his suggestions, because Lu Yuan knew that Ling Meng didn't really care about reputation or anything like that, she just liked talking to Lu Yuan.
At this time, a bright spot suddenly flew up from the direction of Hakurei Shrine. After reaching the mid-air, there was a "bang" and exploded into a sky full of fireworks. The cherry blossoms all over the mountains and fields were illuminated one after another, and they also illuminated the faces of Lu Yuan and Ling Meng below the mountain.
"Ah, fireworks display!" Lingmeng said angrily.
"It's okay." Lu Yuan rubbed her head and held Little Lingmeng close to him, "Just watch here, the view here is also good."
"Yes." Little Lingmeng calmed down, hugged Lu Yuan's arm, and looked up at the sky of the distant shrine.
Countless points of light rose back from the direction of the shrine, and then released one brilliant fireworks after another. The bright brilliance falling like rain, together with the scattered cherry blossoms, make the world look like a dream.
At this moment... the tourists in the cherry blossom forest, the common people in the human world, the gods on the Youkai Mountain, the fairies in the Lake of Mist, the ferrymen on the Santu River... are all looking in the direction of Hakurei Shrine, looking at that flower A fleeting firework.
I miss it so much and it is so beautiful.
Yakumo Murasaki on the roof of the shrine suddenly burst into tears.
Looking at the flickering night sky, Hakurei Reimu hugged Lu Yuan's arm tightly.
"dad……"
"What?"
"do not leave Me!"
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ps1: I would like to recommend a friend’s book, the online game Sword of Order, ISBN 3317630. Please help me collect it and click it.
ps2: Lu Lingmeng asks for votes... (To be continued...)
