"Hey, uncle, do you want a shot? da☆ze!" The black and white witch was riding on the broom, holding a small spittoon, floating outside Lu Yuan's window. She raised her right hand forward like a pistol and said to Lu Yuan at the second floor window with infinite energy!
"Ah?" Lu Yuan had just come out of the secret room and was sorting out the sniper rifles and bullets, looking for the bullet casings that were flying everywhere. But then suddenly a girl came over and asked if she wanted to "have a shot"... It should be said that it deserves to be Japan? He looked at the person in front of him who was wearing a pointed hat, a black and white dress with lace, was she a maid? Lu Yuan remembered that she helped deliver a letter to the Scarlet Devil Mansion last time.
Lu Yuan completely forgot this person's name, maybe he had never introduced him to each other. However, the girl's figure looks pretty good. Although she is not full of fruits, she is better than her invincible youth.
"Well..." Lu Yuan leaned out of the window guiltily, looked around first, and after confirming that there was no one else around, he scratched his cheek sheepishly, "This... it's not good... we don't seem to know each other very well. "
"It's hard to start with those who are familiar with it!" the black and white witch said seemingly very experienced, Lu Yuan awkwardly nodded in agreement. "I heard that you are very strong, uncle. Let's give it a try! da☆ze"
Lu Yuan felt embarrassed to be... praised so bluntly for a certain aspect. Who spread this nonsense! And...does anyone know about Gensokyo? Most likely it was a compliment... "Ah!" Lu Yuan suddenly realized, he slapped his hands, "You are... the one asking for money, right?"
"Money or something..." The black and white witch, a magic user named Marisa Kirisame, crossed her arms and frowned in embarrassment. "Compared to money, I like books more. It would be best if it's a magic book I haven't seen before. Money or something... just have mushrooms to eat! That's it, da☆ze!"
Lu Yuan opened his mouth wide. This... the amount of information is slightly large! The front is very inspiring, but the back is... Girl, are you too direct? ! Mushrooms, mushrooms and so on... But the girls are pressing every step of the way, and Lu Yuan, a grown man, can't give in anymore, can he? Anyway, whether it's money or magic books, we have plenty here, and you will definitely be satisfied, so what are you afraid of?
"Your home or mine?" Lu Yuan asked a question that entered the substantive stage, looking quite professional!
"It's too troublesome. Just stay here!" Marisa Kirisame excitedly picked up the spittoon in her hand and began to gather magic power...
Lu Yuan was confused, and when Joji Kongo was confused, a loud roar from Reimu Hakurei suddenly came from the cherry blossom forest, "You are stupid! What are you doing at uncle's place!"
Following the roar, there was a whistling coin-controlling stick that hit the black and white girl accurately with a "bang"... Lu Yuan wiped his sweat, so accurate and skillful! Fortunately, I didn't agree to anything. Otherwise, he will become an adult that Reimu hates...
Just when he thought of this, he heard Marisa Kirisame shouting from downstairs, "Reimu, what are you doing! I want to have a fight with uncle! There are also money and mushrooms, da☆ze!"
"Ah~!" Marisa Kirisame just finished speaking. There was a dragging sound outside, extending into the cherry blossom forest...and then there was a burst of punches and kicks, and the screams of Marisa Kirisame. Until it disappears...
Lu Yuan Waterfall Khan... I'd better go back and continue to sleep - I won't see anyone again this year - and then I'll just leave next year, that's it...
Lu Yuan started to pack his things... What a scam!
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"Dad, what does it mean to have sex?" Hakurei Reimu asked with a smile.
There is murderous intent!
Lu Yuan looked down, and the knuckles of Little Lingmeng's holding the coin-controlling stick were turning white. Apparently he was very angry... Reimu lives alone, and usually comes into contact with terrible adults like Yakumo Murasaki. She may have been instilled with a lot of bad knowledge, but now it's terrible!
But who is Lu Yuan? ! He is a man who dares to have a harem on a great, great ship!
Lu Yuan calmly opened the box on the side, revealing the disassembled psg1 sniper rifle and two rows of magazines. He took out a magazine and pushed it with his thumb, and a yellow-orange 7.62x51mm bullet popped out of the magazine.
Lu Yuan caught it and handed it to Reimu Hakurei, "Here's a bullet! Do you want it?"
"Hmph! I want it." Little Reimu angrily grabbed the bullet and put it into the small pocket of the miko's uniform... You are serious about taking something that looks like gold when you see it.
Lu Yuan simply opened the box of the sniper rifle completely. He needed to divert Xiao Lingmeng's attention immediately and not let her continue to dig into this issue! "Let's go, little Lingmeng, I'll teach you how to hunt with a sniper rifle." He made a dazzling movement of "Click, click, click" (a deliberate trick, reinstalling the disassembled sniper rifle, and finally snapping it to load it) folder!
Perfect, one hundred percent!
"Hunting? Do you use this thing?" Lingmeng was indeed led astray. She looked at this guy who was obviously shining with metallic luster and obviously tall, with gleaming eyes, and her eyes seemed to like her very much.
Lu Yuan knew how to turn Ling Meng's three-point liking into a ten-point liking. He calmly patted the gun and said, "This thing only costs 14,000 US dollars a piece, about a pound of gold..." Before he could finish his words, he sniped. The gun was snatched away by Reimu.
Without saying a word, Reimu Hakurei threw away the coin pole in her hand and grabbed the sniper rifle like a stick... This gun was taller than her. But Reimu was backed by Hakurei's power, so it took no effort at all to hold it. The delicate girl paired with the sharp and cold sniper rifle is surprisingly harmonious. Lu Yuan looked at it happily, and sure enough - Loli had to use a sniper rifle.
"Shall we set off then?" He grabbed some food and stuffed it into his bag, walked up to Reimu Hakurei and asked.
"Let's go?" Lingmeng looked away from the barrel of the gun and asked in confusion. She was peering into the barrel of the gun to study why this thing was so expensive... Lu Yuan broke out in a cold sweat and quickly moved the muzzle away.
"Oh...ah! Dad, please help!" Hakurei Reimu seemed to have finally remembered what he was doing, and he shouted naturally. "Because the shrine is about to be renovated, everyone in Gensokyo hopes to hold a banquet at the old shrine. Suixiang has already gone to prepare wine, and I will prepare snacks, vegetables, meatballs, barbecue..." She counted with her fingers and began to draw. Circle...
"Haha, leave it to me." Lu Yuan patted her head. He took Lingmeng back to the study and wrote a list of a large number of ingredients that needed to be purchased. Lu Yuan knew that Lingmeng had accumulated some during the winter, but that was just the little girl's intention - Lingmeng could not calculate the real consumption of a banquet, and if you counted on those things, the banquet would be extremely miserable.
In the past, she was just a poor witch, but now... How could Lu Lingmeng, who had a wealthy backer, still be so shabby?
Lu Yuan put the list on the teleportation array and sent it away. After studying Patchouli's array, Lu Yuan prepared one for everyone he often contacted, including the head of the Hieda family. "Remember to invite Hiuda Akiu. She is a child who likes flowers. You said she would come to enjoy the cherry blossoms." Lu Yuan said smoothly.
Akuna's child was reincarnated from generation to generation, and then she stayed at home and silently revised "The Origin of Gensokyo", recording the famous monsters and people in the book, but most people and monsters in Gensokyo didn't know of her existence. .
"Well," at this time, little Reimu began to become very well-behaved. It seemed that she was thinking of calling "Daddy" directly when she was anxious just now, which made her a little shy. In the past, it was she and Cuixiang who would call Lu Yuan that way together. There was some element of joking in it, which was different from today. Maybe she always thinks of it, maybe Lingmeng regards Lu Yuan as someone to rely on. She originally came to Lu Yuan for help. When she was anxious, she called out naturally.
She nodded in agreement to Lu Yuan's instructions, grabbed Lu Yuan's sleeves and followed him, watching him work. Lingmeng quietly observed Lu Yuan and found that he showed no signs of being unhappy. He was still doing the things at hand as usual, while teaching Lingmeng how to do everything.
Reimu Hakurei felt a little relieved...
In fact, Lu Yuan didn't do anything. He just cleared a large area in the hall to facilitate the placement of the delivered ingredients.
"Dad...are you going to the banquet too?" Lingmeng asked in a low voice.
"No," Lu Yuan shook his head and refused. Seeing Ling Meng's disappointed expression, Lu Yuan chuckled and explained, "I'm a parent... I should help you prepare the banquet in the back. You should treat this place as a logistics base." , most of the food is delivered from here. Except for barbecues and pot cooking on the mountain, don’t light fires for anything else. Those two types must be set up in the courtyard... The shrine will be renovated soon, so be careful of fire."
"Yes!" Little Lingmeng nodded happily when she heard that Lu Yuan was not not participating, but in his capacity as the master.
"We are magicians, we use magic..." Lu Yuan took out his pen again and began to write a long list - this one is for summons. They have limited intelligence, so many things are best written clearly. After the list was completed, Lu Yuan directly cast a four-ring rare spell to summon a collective invisible servant (mass!) "I will teach you this spell in the future. I also used a simplified version of this spell to save a person." Woolen cloth."
With the help of the "Book of Sea Monsters", Lu Yuan directly summoned twelve invisible servants who could work 24 hours a day. These servants could complete most of the work according to Lu Yuan's wishes.
"Okay, now go hunting with me!" Lu Yuan picked up the bag again and helped little Lingmeng carry the sniper rifle, "I know that a new swarm of wild bees has moved behind the mountain. Let's steal their honey. Then make a cherry blossom honey cake!”
"Hahaha, okay!"
Little Reimu's laughter filled the cherry blossom forest.
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ps: Just one chapter today.
I have to plan the overall content of the Spring Festival, each chapter has to have explosive points, and the connections have to be complete... It's really hard work!
Writing about daily life really burns your brain...
Please forgive me. Lao Lei is so cute. Can you please vote for a single chapter? (To be continued...)
