"Bah~" With the sound of jet air when the air pressure was balanced, the space warrior codenamed h7n9 unlocked, revealing a big bald head that belonged to Wu Ke. [Full text reading] Lu Yuan's first impression when he saw him was that he was a middle-aged man. But when he looked carefully, he could confirm that this person should still be in the youth stage of life. The crisscross marks on his face were not wrinkles, but scars left after the wounds healed.
Lu Yuan has heard that to become a true interstellar warrior, one needs to use genetic technology to implant nearly twenty kinds of superhuman organs - including a second heart, a pre-set stomach, multiple lungs, etc... to complete all operations. The warrior** is 2.5 meters tall and very strong! At least what Lu Yuan saw in front of him, on his square face, every expression was completed by the muscles on the face - exaggeratedly, his strong neck was almost as thick as his head...
I heard that in addition to her love for big robots, Dongfengya Sanae is also a cute girl with the attributes of a wife. It's hard for Lu Yuan to imagine h7n9 standing with this girl after taking off his energy armor... It's so weird! Sure enough, it’s better to pretend to be a robot!
h7n9 also raised his eyebrows, "Yeah, just like you saw." Lu Yuan laughed and joked about his appearance as soon as they met. He is also a good guy.
"Sorry, I didn't use a suitable cup for you!" Lu Yuan used a large stainless steel egg bucket to make him a cup of tea. This container can hold a full liter at a time. Lu Yuan didn't think his small cup was suitable for his rough style.
"Of course," he controlled the energy armor arm and picked up the cup cheerfully. He took a big sip regardless of the temperature, "Do you think a guy who is asked every day if he wants to drink engine oil would care about this? Wow~ That's great! Awesome!" He gave a thumbs up with his other hand, "This is besides Next to beer. The second best drink.”
"Forcing you to drink engine oil?! Hahaha~ Miss Dongfeng Valley is so funny!" Lu Yuan laughed. He could imagine h7n9 pretending to be a robot but being forced to drink engine oil.
"Yeah, she...is always in a daze. But I swear, that stuff doesn't taste very good." h7n9 shook his head and said.
"Did you really drink?!"
"I drank it...and then I discovered," h7n9 said with a sad look, "it turns out that the pre-set stomach is not omnipotent...ha~ha~ha~!" The two looked at each other and laughed wildly.
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The two of them chatted quite happily. h7n9 didn't care about his own image and complained at will, but so did Lu Yuan. Not long ago. The two of them were like bad friends who hadn't seen each other for several years. h7n9 also successfully "extorted" a donation from a wealthy person and completed the amount of donations he was allocated.
"Are you a reincarnation person?" After a while, h7n9 asked straight to the point.
Lu Yuan has become very popular recently and has become famous in Gensokyo - now there are two opposing views among the reincarnations in Gensokyo.
One theory is that Lu Yuan is a rich man in the real world, and he entered through the entrance to the real world - based on his well-prepared luxury goods and his homely life.
The other thinks that Lu Yuan is a reincarnation, no different from everyone else - the reason is also because of his well-prepared luxuries and the fact that he has relationships with many girls. Only reincarnations are like this... Rich people never lack girls, they shouldn't be so hungry/thirsty.
And girls can use luxury goods to conquer, which seems to be a new idea (someone actually used 100,000 yen to bribe Reimu, and died miserably - a strange bloodless surgery to separate the upper and lower body.
"I am." Lu Yuan nodded. Didn't deny it. Just like the conflict with the Scarlet Devil Mansion a few days ago... Those who think you are a reincarnation will also plot against you if you deny it. If you think you are not, there is probably no conflict of interest in itself. Completely indifferent attitude.
"Then you are really powerful. I heard that you defeated the Lord of Flowers?" He extended his iron fist in admiration. Lu Yuan stretched out his fist and bumped into him.
"You can't say that..." Lu Yuan looked towards the kitchen with a guilty conscience and lowered his voice. h7n9, as a technology warrior, may not feel it. Lu Yuan's back was painfully stabbed. What particularly concerned him was that Feng Jian Youxiang could actually hear and understand the conversation between them.
In the world that Lu Yuan experienced in the past, once the conversation involved the main god space, it would be immediately blocked - what the indigenous people heard was different content. Lu Yuan didn't know about others. At least Feng Jian Youxiang was not shielded by this kind of shield. She could hear everything truly and accurately...and God knew what Nana would say to her!
"The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrade, I still need to work hard..." Lu Yuan said with a shy face.
"Haha, those are three impossible targets. You are already standing at a fork in history!" Seeing Lu Yuan looking at him curiously, h7n9 simply explained, "Don't tell you that you don't know? These three people... …Yakumo Murasaki has no love, Hakurei Reimu is ruthless, and Kazami Yuka is invincible.”
"Sorry, what does that mean? I understand every word you said, but I don't understand them all." Lu Yuan spread his hands, took out the pamphlet Annie gave and handed it to h7n9, "Brother, I I didn’t know anything before coming to Gensokyo, and this was my only source of information.”
"I think you are making a joke on me, or on your own life! Can you watch this? Don't tell me that you bought this with points..." He flipped through it casually. Then he threw it aside and said, "This is just a manual for fans. It has no bullshit value! The first design and the second design are mixed together, and some inexplicable things are mixed together. Most of them are wrong. Dude..." h7n9 cited He raised his cup and said, "I believe you are lucky to be alive today!"
"Of course! I've never lost a prize before!" Lu Yuan pretended to be awesome, "I won more than a hundred pairs of socks alone."
"Hahaha~ I think you don't care."
"It's true that I don't care much," Lu Yuan said half-sincerely, "I have another goal here. It's good to have a girl, but you won't be obliterated if you don't have one. That's not my mission." Lu Yuan didn't need to say anything. It's too clear, just show your attitude. "Let's talk about the three impossibles...it sounds very high-end and grand."
"I understand..." h7n9 made an expression that said he understood, and then changed the topic. "You know, since the Lord God opened the dungeon passage to Gensokyo until now, the number of people who have died in the Gensokyo world is not one thousand but eight hundred. Although Gensokyo is always changing, people can never enter the same Gensokyo. But Through constant death, everyone also discovered some inner rules.
For example, in a peaceful world, everyone focuses on daily life; in an unpeaceful world, everyone focuses on fighting, and girls are stronger, etc.
The goals of these three impossible strategies are the rules that everyone has summarized by killing people.
It is said that Yakumo Murasaki was emotionally traumatized in her early years. She will never fall in love with anyone again and no one can impress her. Although Hakurei Reimu looks normal, she is actually the incarnation of Hakurei's Great Barrier. She represents the way of heaven in Gensokyo, and is essentially emotionless; Yuka Kazami is aggressive, and the only way for anyone who wants to get close to her is to defeat her... But as long as you are in Gensokyo, this is impossible. matter.
There were too many people dying around the three of them, and gradually, everyone began to target other girls. I heard that a few days ago, there was a person who overestimated his ability and went to work as a store manager in Fengmi Yuxiang's shop. He later disappeared... and may be buried in Fengmi Yuxiang's flower field now. "
(There is more than one Gensokyo?! And although this main god has opened a passage to Gensokyo, he seems to be unable to effectively control Gensokyo... What is this situation? Isn't Gensokyo a world created by this main god? !
But now is not the time to think about this, Lu Yuan has to continue the topic.
"Thank you! It seems that you really know a lot about Gensokyo..." Lu Yuan gestured with his energy armor, "I can tell from your plan - install a robot? It's a stroke of genius! I don't think anyone has ever done this before. !”
"You are right!" h7n9 said proudly, "I am definitely the first!"
"Then when are you going to... confess?" Lu Yuan asked casually. Reincarnators enter this world to complete tasks, and the tasks are basically to seduce girls and explore the map. He can now disguise himself as a robot and live next to Dongfeng Gu Sanae, but if he wants Dongfeng Gu Sanae to really fall in love with him, he cannot use the identity of a robot.
"I'm not going to confess..." h7n9 said calmly. Seeing Lu Yuan's eyes widen in surprise, he directly spread his hands. "It's just waiting for the lifespan to run out. It's still a long time anyway... Actually, I don't care anymore. Do you want to go back and continue the kind of life in the past? War, never-ending war, ha~ you know, it's annoying. "
(Those who fail to complete the task will have their lifespan exhausted, not wiped out. Lu Yuan has caught another thread...
"I can somewhat understand..." Lu Yuan nodded in agreement. "You know so much about Gensokyo, and you like it so much?"
"No way! Dude...I have no regrets about going to the East in this life, and I hope to live in Gensokyo in the next life. I love it here!"
Lu Yuan looked at his young, but full of vicissitudes of life, and was speechless. Seeing the Space Marines transform into Oriental fans is as shocking as seeing the leader of the "Islamic Army" using Hello Kitty...
"Oh... do you need more tea? I'll prepare it."
"Thanks." h7n9 put the finished stainless steel cup on the coffee table.
Lu Yuan stood up and walked towards the cabinet where the tea was kept.
But as soon as he took a step, he stopped...
Behind Lu Yuan, h7n9 pulled out his bolt gun. There was no trace of joking gentleness on his cold face, and the thick muzzle of the gun was pointed steadily at Lu Yuan's back.
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ps: h7n9 is played by the leader "h7n9 destroys the chicken". Oh, his last guest role was Zhuo Xiaoji... (To be continued...)
