Chapter 53: Me, the robot

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After finishing writing The Scarlet Devil Mansion, I felt a little stuck.

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"Sister Youxiang, we are celebrating the Double Ninth Festival here. I need three kinds of snacks: cream, chiffon and cheese. I really like the new flavors you designed, dear! - Nana"

Lu Yuan held the note and sighed heavily, feeling depressed... Nana, why are you doing this to me? ! On Double Ninth Festival, you eat cakes, but on Double Ninth Festival, I should plant a dogwood root and sell you! It’s Double Ninth Festival, your sister!

"Is it Nana?!" Feng Jian Youxiang, who was passing by, unceremoniously snatched the pink note from his hand. After reading it, although I still kept a straight face, my mouth could not help but grin to both sides... You must want to laugh! If you want to laugh, just laugh!

Lu Yuan complained depressedly and watched Feng Jian Youxiang enter the kitchen like a gust of wind. After a while, there was not only the sound of pots, pans and egg beaters, but also the sound of Feng Jian Youxiang humming - your sister is the most dazzling ethnic style! Do you, a lover of cooking, deserve the reputation of being the devil of flowers? Lu Yuan has two things that worry him recently -

The cherry blossoms are about to bloom, and Kazami Yuka’s snacks are getting better and better.

Cherry blossoms usually bloom at the end of March, but in a place like Gensokyo, which is not very scientific, the flowering period can even last for a whole month. Mount Hakurei is a prime location for cherry blossom viewing. There are cherry blossom forests stretching for dozens of miles.

Just when the tea trees in the tea garden began to sprout new buds, the cherry blossom trees also bloomed. Now looking from the Kamiya to the direction of Hakurei Shrine, one can already see the splendid scenery. You can imagine what a gorgeous scene it will be when the entire cherry blossom forest is in full bloom. Although the cherry blossoms have not yet bloomed, the scenery is already very charming and attracts many tourists. Even Lu Yuan’s tea garden. There have been a lot of people visiting recently.

There is no tea for sale in Jiamu House now, so the gate to the courtyard is rarely opened. Regarding this, the Japanese and Japanese monsters are more or less polite. The only ones who would force their way in were those people and monsters who were familiar with Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan's problem is. The fragrance of flowers wafting in the wind from the cherry blossom forest. Lu Yuan's tea garden has been covered... Lu Yuan admitted that there were some mistakes in the location selection of the tea garden. He did not consider the flowering period of the cherry blossom forest, which was indeed a very serious problem. The cherry blossoms bloom from the end of March to the end of April. The time for picking spring tea in tea gardens is from early April to mid-May. Obviously, the floral fragrance of cherry blossoms will affect the taste of tea, which is a disaster...

That's all he can think of now. How to sell the green tea tainted with cherry blossom flavor to the Japanese and Japanese monsters at several times the price? They obviously suffer from collective cherry blossom paranoia. When they see the cherry blossoms withering, they lament the uncertainty of fate... They must have burst into tears while drinking sakura green tea!



Then there are the snacks from Kazami Yuka...

Lu Yuanhui's dim sum doesn't have many types, just the ones common in pastry shops. Moreover, he does not like research and seriously lacks the motivation to innovate in this regard. It’s all about the era gap and sugar to crush the other world - but now there’s Yuka Kazami.

What no one can imagine is the Lord of Flowers of the Seasons. The invincible Demon King Kazami Yuka... actually likes cooking! She is absolutely crazy about making delicious snacks with her own hands. After gradually figuring out the rules during the experiment, Feng Jian Youxiang easily crushed Lu Yuan. And he conquered Nana's little friend who was far away in the Dawn.

The whole process is a sad story.

In short, Lu Yuan sadly discovered that in the face of Nana's competition, he seriously lacked core competitiveness - magicians and horses be damned, food is the best!

In this way, Lu Yuan entered the warm spring breeze of March with Dandan's sadness.

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"Hello! I am Sanae's robot, please support Moriya Shrine!"

Along with the knock on the door, the sound of an electronic horn sounded outside the door of the house.

"Huh? Are there any robots in Gensokyo?"

However, the Scarlet Devil Mansion has a butler, the Lost House has a cat nanny, the Eternal Pavilion has volunteers for human experimentation, the temple house in the human world has teachers, the Hakurei Shrine has boarders, and the sunflower field has flower fertilizers... Ahem, there is another real robot. It's strange that there is no Shenma.

Seeing Feng Jian Youxiang still obsessed with the kitchen, Lu Yuan could only scratch his head and go out to open the door himself - why do I feel like living at home! ? Lu Yuan quickly calmed down his jumping little heart. I thought wrongly. Feng Jian Youxiang just likes my kitchen.

Lu Yuan's kitchen has almost everything you can imagine, from ordinary baking, grilling, rice cookers... to machines for making cheese, chocolate, etc. Kazami Yuka must be fascinated by those equipments Got it! That's it!

Lu Yuan pushed open the door and saw a huge metal object standing in front of the closed courtyard door (the fence was only as high as a human body's waist.

This robot is 3 meters tall, and the widest part should be close to 2 meters. It has a large piece of armor on the outside, which looks very oppressive! The robot's shape is close to that of a human, with two huge shoulder armor and a chest plate forming the upper body. Two iron pillar-like cylinders, thick at the bottom and thin at the top, form the legs. The feet are large-area mechanical feet, making it easier to travel in the wild. At the seams of the armor plates, you can see the complex internal bearings and metal wires. The robot also carries a nearly 2-meter-high backpack on its back. It looks like it should be an energy supply and accessories. His The head looks round and is firmly protected by a backpack and huge shoulder armor.

The humanoid robot has a blue paint, and the edges of each streamlined armor are decorated with golden borders. There are ferocious skulls painted on eye-catching parts of the shoulder armor, breastplate, and leg armor.

If it weren't for the messy circle drawn on the front of the body, with a big word "Shou" written inside, Lu Yuan believed that this steel giant would definitely scare the child into tears! But now, with its body painted in colorful colors, holding a large wooden offering box, and a circle of royal coins around its head, it looked completely harmless.

but……

Just look at the huge alloy chain saw stuck on the back of the robot, and the 19.05mm caliber bolt gun hanging on the side of the leg...

Robot, your sister!

"Are you a robot?!"

"I, the robot." The robot answered meticulously using an electronic horn.

"Then what if I say..." Lu Yuan thought for a while, then clenched his fists and shouted, "for the emperor!"

"iron_within! iron_without!" (Wearing armor and having a heart of steel! The robot replied subconsciously.

Quiet moment... A gust of wind blew by. Because the movement just now was too violent, the circle of moving paper coins above his head fluttered down... Robot, your sister, you are obviously a space warrior, okay? ! Although I don’t read much, you, a metal shell who escaped from the Warhammer world, dare to pretend to be a robot in Gensokyo? !

"Come in and sit down. Maybe you are interested in talking together..." After Lu Yuan made the invitation, he turned around and opened the door to the room.

"This..." After being exposed, this space warrior under the Emperor's command, the Iron Warriors, finally stopped answering questions in that mechanical tone. He raised his huge feet with some embarrassment. , I don’t know if I should let it fall - his steel power armor, with its accessories and himself, weighs more than three tons - no floor can bear it.

"Come in, no problem." Lu Yuan walked in first. This is his wooden house. The magician never gives up on strengthening his territory, so this wooden house is far from as rough as it looks.

The Space Marine tried to step on the floor of the house. Although it felt a little soft under his feet, it could bear his weight. The Space Marine happily bent down and walked into Jiamu House... Even though the first floor of Jiamu House was very high, when he entered, he still felt like he couldn't fit it in.

"I'm Lu Yuan, the owner of Jiamuwu, how about you?"

After letting the space warrior sit down carefully, Lu Yuan asked casually while preparing tea.

After a while, the Space Marine replied in a low voice: "Under the Emperor, Iron Warriors Chapter, Senior Sergeant h7n9... I have given up my name since the betrayal of the Chapter!"