"Wenwen. News"
"Kazami Yuuka attacks Hakurei Shrine. Is this the beginning of a new Gensokyo war?" ! 』
(Reporter Inuzuki
Yesterday, a battle occurred at the foot of Hakurei Shrine that shook the entire Gensokyo!
It is said that the most powerful monster in Gensokyo, the Hana Tyrant, Yuka Kazami, is fighting with the miko of Hakurei Shrine! A well-informed source said that the root cause of the fight between the two was because of men, but Reimu Hakurei said that this was a complete mutation! ——Is it to solve the mutation? Or resolve the situation? Due to the sudden increase in various types of men in Gensokyo recently, the truth of the matter has become confusing. Please look forward to the follow-up reports of this newspaper.
According to Hakurei Reimu, in order to protect the Great Barrier during the battle, she did not hesitate to give up the battle and split the battle space with all her strength, preventing the battle from destroying the Great Barrier of Gensokyo! As a result, she was not only defeated, but also seriously injured! In order to make life easier for the residents of Gensokyo, she specially designated the first, third, and fifth days as "Hakurei Reimu Visiting Days", and the second, fourth, and sixth day as "Hakurei Shrine Consecration Days", and Sunday was dedicated to receiving visits from various places. Thanks for the banquet... This system will be implemented until winter. Please consciously choose to travel according to odd and even numbers...
According to interviews, the great sage Yakumo Murasaki, who discovered the mutation in time, actively tried to reinforce Reimu Hakurei, but was blocked from Mount Hakurei by the new barrier developed by Reimu. (Yakumo Murasaki’s original words were “I’m so anxious! I can’t get in no matter how hard I drill...”
However, Baiyulou Tingshi Soul Youmu broke the news that this battle was actually "a murder caused by a bag of rice." The specific process should be - "Kazemi Yuuka exchanged a bag of rice for Youmu's swords, and the soul Youmu chased her for thousands of miles to regain her weapon, but in a twist of events, Yuka's boyfriend (blushing) returned the weapon to the soul Youmu in a very gentlemanly manner, but this aroused great dissatisfaction from his arrogant girlfriend Yuka Kazami, and he and his firm stand Help Youmu's boyfriend (blushed again, the two of them fought... Before the fight, Yuuka's boyfriend even shouted to the soul Youmu... You go quickly! I am willing to xxxxx for you! (Tears"
The story contains various elements such as suspense, detection, love triangle, palace fights, Mary Sue/Long Aotian, bloodshed, pretending to be slapped in the face, etc. It is the "network body" that has been rampant recently.
In response to this, the owner of Baiyu Tower, Saigyouji Yuyuko, commented, "Oh, what a kid...".
The authenticity of the story completely fails to withstand scrutiny, and it can be awarded the "Worst Revelations of the Year" award.
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Fujiwara Meiko was wearing an orange kimono with autumn leaves pattern, walking on the road leading to Riku Yuan's wooden house in the world.
Because along the way, we have to pass through at least one large market and Baitian Township. The dense crowds around us make Fujiwara Meihong lower her head all the time and dare not look around... Even if she usually wears sloppy clothes, most of her body is exposed. Arms and thighs don't matter either. Now she put on a beautiful kimono, wrapping herself from head to toe like a rice dumpling, but she felt extremely ashamed - and she lowered her head like a quail in a shy manner, attracting people around her to watch even more.
Everyone couldn't help but stop and watch. When this extremely shy young girl wearing an autumn kimono walked on the street, she was as beautiful as a heartbreaking picture!
Listening to the whispers of the people around her, Fujiwara Meihong was so shy that her body felt like it was on fire. If she hadn't been wearing white socks and clogs on her feet, she would have run wild... all the way to the end of the world!
She finally reached the river step by step. When there was a deserted wild road in front of her, Fujiwara Meihong finally breathed a sigh of relief.
But looking at the small bridge made of only two logs, she felt a little confused. Normally, she could have jumped across such a wide river! But now... Wearing a kimono and geta, she could only move with her calves. She had not improved her proficiency in this skill, and she was sweating all over even walking on the ground... let alone going up and down the bridge.
At this time, apart from shouting for help, all that was left was... Fujiwara Meiko looked around and found no human beings. She fluttered two fire wings on her back and flew over with a slight jump...
As soon as she crossed the river bank, Meihong immediately started running towards Lu Yuan's hut.
In her hand, she was holding the latest issue of "Wenwen News" tightly. After reading the news, she was "clearly aware" of what happened yesterday! Ever since Fujiwara Meiko read the newspaper, she began to feel anxious - Hakurei Reimu and Kazami Yuka were fighting so hard that the earth was shattered. Will the uncle, an ordinary human being, be accidentally injured... This is really hard to say.
She wanted to rush over for a visit, but she was troubled because she had no excuse - she waited until dawn before finally remembering that today was the day when Lu Yuan officially invited her to visit! She immediately found an excuse, quickly put on the kimono that was on the bottom of the suitcase early in the morning, and walked here with small and arduous steps. She originally wanted to take Bai Ze Huiyin with her, but she couldn't care less at this time.
Fortunately, the talisman she placed at her uncle's place had not changed much, which somewhat reassured her.
Since no one can see it, it doesn't matter how cool you look - as long as you give up your image, a kimono can't stop a girl's wild heart!
Meihong immediately jumped over the low courtyard fence. When she saw the door that was just around the corner, she jumped up without thinking and kicked...
Just when she kicked out, the wooden door in front of her opened with a creak from the inside. This kick was in the air, and Fujiwara Meihong, who had no way to rely on, screamed and fell forward, and a "one-word horse" came directly in front of Lu Yuan wearing a kimono! Japanese people often wear only the lightest underwear inside their kimonos, so Fujiwara Meihong sat astride the floor, revealing two long, white and healthy legs from the front and back.
The kimono was piled around her waist, barely covering her perky buttocks.
"Even if you are like this, I can't recognize you..." Lu Yuan looked at the girl with two long legs exposed in front of her but lowered her head, and couldn't help but tease her. Identifying a girl by looking at her thighs reminded him of that joke about identifying the type of bird by looking at its legs! "Why did the girl kick my door?"
"Ah ah~" shouted Fujiwara Meihong, who was showing her teeth and claws, and moved her big split posture back, "It's me, Fujiwara Meihong! You, why did you suddenly open the door from the inside! Pull me up quickly!" All of a sudden, he was completely embarrassed, and the so-called lady plan was completely bankrupt! Fujiwara Meihong immediately changed into her original self.
"Meihong?!" Lu Yuan was surprised when he saw Fujiwara Meihong dressed as a lady! Then he pulled her up enthusiastically and helped her into a recliner to sit down. Fujiwara Meihong obviously has the body of Phoenix Horai, and she and Kaguya often cut off some internal organs and cook them in hot pot. How could this be injured? ! But she just enjoyed the feeling of being taken care of by Lu Yuan. She leaned softly on Lu Yuan's arm and lay down on the chair with difficulty, moaning continuously in the process...
"Uncle, it's good that you're not dead!" After Fujiwara Meihong settled down and saw Lu Yuan, who was only covered in bandages and had no missing arms or legs, Fujiwara Meihong breathed a sigh of relief and showed a happy smile... ...completely turned a blind eye to the big hole in Lu Yuan's roof that had just been repaired...
Lu Yuan scratched his head and could only say, "I'll make you tea." and went to the kitchen dejectedly. The lie he originally wrote was that a huge boulder flew from the sky yesterday morning and damaged the roof. When he went up to repair it, he accidentally fell off... But in Fujiwara Meihong's view, two people were close to each other. The battlefield of prehistoric beasts was actually just a few bandages and a hole in the roof. This was definitely a blessing from the gods worth paying off.
"Ha, it tastes really good!" Meihong put down the cup and made a sound of admiration. Lu Yuan's eyes twitched because he watched Mei Hong drink the full cup of hot green tea in one breath! "Hey, uncle, it's breakfast time now, right? I didn't even eat breakfast because I came to visit you... You didn't eat either, right? Then let's do it together!" She shouted energetically, "Hurry up and get the ice cream. !”
Lu Yuan reluctantly took out a plate of rice cakes he made and placed it on the table.
Seeing that it was not ice cream, Fujiwara Meihong pursed her lips in dissatisfaction. But she rolled up her sleeves immediately, picked up a piece of browned snack from the plate, and bit into it, causing the crumbs to fly everywhere.
Since Lu Yuan re-practiced Lu's Nine Yang Magic, his need for food has been reduced repeatedly. In a world like Gensokyo, where the energy of the world is abundant, eating once every three days can basically satisfy your consumption, and most of the time eating is just to satisfy your appetite. Lu Yuan specially made some of these rice cakes, which are steamed with fine royal rice, mixed with honey, crushed dried fruits, and some herbs, and used to entertain guests.
He originally wanted to cook a big meal for Meihong today, but now that his whole body hurts and he has difficulty moving, there is nothing he can do.
Seeing Fujiwara Meihong eating vigorously, Lu Yuan helplessly dusted off the residue on his clothes, sat on the opposite side of the table, and continued to unfold the legendary scroll and read.
In the past few days, when Lu Yuan officially began to analyze the scroll of "Iolum's Immortality Technique", he felt that four years were really not wasted! When a mage casts a scroll, half of it has three modes. One is to read a keyword to start; the second is to release after completing all the activation steps; the last one is for the caster to thoroughly study the scroll and then set it completely by himself. Cast that suits the requirements.
There is no doubt that the third method is the most efficient!
Moreover, the eleven rings of the scroll written in the Naseril language are difficult to release beyond imagination! Even if the scroll was full of magical power from the beginning, it would take Lu Yuan several months to reach the first release condition. If you firmly believe that Neisser's great arcane masters will not deceive people and use it directly and forcefully like the barbarians, there is a 90% chance that immortality will turn into a reminder of death.
Now Lu Yuan plans to spend four years to thoroughly analyze this eleven-ring legendary spell! If you encounter a part that you don't understand, you can temporarily doubt it. He still has more than twenty magic scrolls in his hand that need to be analyzed and copied into spell books, as well as spell books worth studying again and again. As the understanding of magic gradually deepens, these difficulties will be overcome one by one.
"And! What weird things are you playing with again!" After Meihong had finished eating, her eyes wandered around the ice cream machine. She didn't know how to use it, so she was a bit confused. Seeing that Lu Yuan, the host of the treat, actually left him aside to play with a strange thing, he suddenly became very dissatisfied!
"What is a weird thing? It records the secret method of extending life span." Lu Yuan knocked on the table and explained.
In his little book, Fujiwara Meihong is an immortal from Penglai, and immortality is a curse to her. So it doesn't matter what Lu Yuan said - what's more, Gensokyo also has "Horai's Medicine", which can make you immortal if you drink it, so no one will be interested in the scroll from another world in his hand.
However, after Lu Yuan heard about the effects of the Penglai medicine, he never thought about it. After Fujiwara Meihong mistakenly took the Penglai medicine, her body would never grow up. If it were not for the fusion of various powers, she might still be the same as before. That mortal who can only be resurrected in pain... What Lu Yuan pursues is to exercise his body and break through the limits... which is completely contrary to Penglai Medicine's approach of freezing the body's time in a certain moment forever.
"Besides, it's that boring thing again! What's the benefit of living forever?! Being treated like a monster by the people around you, watching your friends and relatives die one by one, but you can only live alone in the world! Even if you are killed, you can't Not resurrected in pain! Is this what you yearn for?" When Fujiwara Meihong heard that there was such a thing as immortality again, she threw down the rice cakes and treated Lu Yuan with lust.
Lu Yuan put down the scroll again and looked at Fujiwara Meihong with strange eyes.
"Uncle, why are you looking at me like that?" Fujiwara Meihong felt uncomfortable being stared at, and she couldn't help but adjust the crooked kimono on her body.
"Mei Hong," Lu Yuan pointed with a finger and said solemnly: "After living for thousands of years, don't you think about the meaning of immortality once?"
Fujiwara Meihong, who was forced to fall back by Lu Yuan's oppressive eyes, swallowed and shook her head, "What are you thinking about?"
"If you cultivate a piece of land every year, there will be no shortage of food in Japan; if you plant a tree every day, the entire area will be covered by forest; if you focus on helping others, I am afraid that you will be worshiped as a god... With such excellent conditions, you are now telling me that you are in pain?!"
"Why should I do those boring things? Every time I live in a village for too long, I will be kicked out as a monster. Why should I help them cultivate land, plant trees, and help them!?" Fujiwara Meihong slapped the table and glared back like a fighting cock.
"And" Lu Yuan made a disdainful voice, "for being kicked out, it's not so much that you lived too long as that you weren't important enough! You were just there eating and waiting to die. You were always acting as the dispensable person. Character! Do you know why? It’s the idea of being a normal person that deceives you!
You have abilities beyond ordinary people. There are only two ways in the world for you to choose, either to be loved or to be feared! When ordinary people... that's a crazy idea!
If you have cultivated thousands of acres of land and most people depend on your land for their lives, will you be driven away? ! If you were a doctor with superb medical skills and had saved many lives, would they drive you away? ! Even if they know that you will not age, they will still pretend not to see it! Because you are so important! "
"Why should I do those boring things! Also, do you think being a doctor is easy?! I have to learn very difficult medical books, how can I be a doctor!" Fujiwara Meihong still argued stiffly.
"A thousand years!" Lu Yuan looked at her with hatred, forcing Mei Hong to shrink back into his seat, "You have immortality. Does Shen Nong know how to taste the herbs? Since you have immortality, you can only distinguish the herbs. One thing, you can analyze all the plants in Japan in a thousand years! With ten centuries of accumulation, even a pig can become a famous doctor! Have you tried hard? You have time to moan/groan and complain without any illness, that is There’s no time to work hard or change! Do you have time?!”
Meihong was forced to lean on the chair and suddenly burst into tears.
"Wu~wu~" She sobbed while wiping her tears and runny nose with her sleeve, "I have tried hard, and I have thought about changing. But the people I love die one by one, and I am really sad and sad. …I don’t want to live like this, wuwuwu~”
"Mei Hong." Lu Yuan patted her on the top of her head. "Do you know what the final happiness of a loving couple is? The final happiness is to die in front of your partner. That way, you don't have to bear the pain of watching your loved one die. It's cunning, isn't it?
Therefore, if the people you like also like you, then it is their happiness to die in front of you and have you say goodbye before they die. Only strong people can stay and bear the pain of living. So, why be sad? "
(Actually, these are words to comfort Fujiwara Meihong. People’s hearts are complicated. Seeing that you are going to die of old age, but your childhood playmate is still young, will you feel happy, or will you be envious, jealous, and hateful? It’s really difficult. It’s hard to say…
"Really?" Fujiwara-mei raised her head with tears in her eyes and asked with a confused look on her face.
"Well, besides, just find a partner you like but won't die. For example, the Kaguya who lost her way in the bamboo forest is a very suitable partner for you." Lu Yuan shook the inexplicable booklet and showed off With the knowledge inside...
"Say, what are you talking about! We, we don't like that guy Kaguya! We have something else to do today, so let's go first."
Fujiwara's cheeks were as red as fire, ah, her back was already on fire! She stood up and ran away in panic.
"What a beautiful girl now~" Lu Yuan shook his head and picked up the scroll again to study it. Meihong took away the rice cakes and the plate. The overturned chair, the door panel on the floor, and a table full of food residues made him really have a headache.
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Big chapter, that’s all for today.
I'm sick and have a severe headache. I haven't made any changes to this chapter after typing it out, so it's too late... rs
