[No pop-up novel website] "Wenwen. News"
"A rich man suddenly appears in Gensokyo, Shirasawa Keiin appears in the human world, and Fujiwara Meihong is suspected of being kept/raised!" 』
Reporter's life pill article
According to our reporter, when the reporter was conducting an interview in the human world, he accidentally saw Kamishirasawa Keiyin and Fujiwara Meihong, who seemed to have been completely defeated by the golden bullet offensive of a wealthy man named Lu!
It is reported that Kami Shirasawa Keine is the teacher of Renjian Sato Terakoya, which will have a heavy blow to Gensokyo's education. During a random interview, Cirno, a 9-year-old primary school student at the school, curiously asked, "What is support/nurturing?" Can we be kept/raised by miso?"
The famous novelist Hasida Akiu in the world is deeply worried about this!
According to insiders, another woman who was kept/adopted, Fujiwara Meihong, had previously had her childhood sweetheart Hideo Sato. It is said that the two have been in love for more than ten years and have agreed to "that thing" After that, they got married. Regarding this, Sato Hideo pointed out angrily, "Some women would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle!"
According to the reporter's verification, the BMW is a kind of car with six good horses, which shows that the level of local tyrants is very serious...
In the middle of the news, there is a clear photo.
Lu Yuan took a wooden plate filled with gold and pushed it in front of Kamishirasawa Huiyin, who fell on Fujiwara Meihong's shoulders with tears in her eyes.
It was also reported that Reimu Hakurei claimed that she was an orphan, her name was Riku Reimu before she was adopted by the previous generation of shrine maidens, and she was eager to find her long-lost relatives...
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"Bang!" Fujiwara Meikui rushed into Terakoya in a panic and angrily took the latest issue of "Bunbun. News" in front of Terakoya's teacher and actual principal, Kami Shirasawa Keine!
"Huiyin! Look at what this stinky crow, Wenwen, wrote?! I'm so angry! Sato is also talking nonsense - the uncle obviously doesn't even have a horse, let alone a BMW!" Fujiwara Mei Hong said angrily! Oh, is this what you care about?
"Ah la. Ah la," Shirasawa Huiyin said with a smile when she saw the photo, "the photo was taken really well! I'm still very touched when I see it now. Tu...cough. Mr. Lu seems to be really in good spirits." Oh ho ho~"
"Hey! Huiyin, what's wrong with you?!" Meihong was startled by Huiyin's nervous laughter. Only then did she realize that Bai Zehuiyin was still wearing the same clothes as yesterday, with dry and velvety hair. There were obvious dark circles around his eyes...it was obvious that he had not slept all night.
And...she looked at Huiyin's head in surprise, "Why did your hat become so big?!"
Normally, Shang Baize Huiyin would wear a blue hat shaped like a small house. But today, the hat was twice as big as before, and it looked like Shang Baize Huiyin was wearing a hat. A big thick dictionary!
"Hmm~ Because I have never seen so much money before, I couldn't sleep all night, so I figured out where to hide the gold..." She looked ahead blankly, her body swayed tiredly, and she used her fingers to She picked up the crown on her finger. Apparently she was very tired carrying a heavy plate of gold. She was already shaky! "This orangutan is enough to support the temple house for ten years. It cannot be thrown away under any circumstances..." Shirasawa Huiyin suddenly stopped. Her eyes gradually focused on Meihong's body - that lazy sitting posture. And that Feel free to stretch your legs!
"Sit upright!" Shang Baize Huiyin yelled, stepping forward and giving him a headbutt!
"ca/ved!!!!" Gold breaks!
The whole room was full of gold medals flying... Fujiwara girl's eyes were red and she rolled around in mosquito coils and fell down... Now it is certain that no one will save Lu Yuan.
In the tea garden in the early morning, the mist close to the ground filled the air below the knees, and the stained shoes were diagonally wet.
Lu Yuan looked at the imposing green-haired girl in front of him and nodded, "May I ask your name."
"Feng Jian Yu Xiang!" Feng Jian Yu Xiang raised her parasol and prepared to use a magic cannon to kill this inconspicuous guy!
"Wait a minute..." Lu Yuan made a pause gesture, not caring about the tip of the parasol facing him. He quickly took out a small book and flipped through it, oh——
[Kazemi Yuka—the master of flowers in all seasons, the tyrant of flowers, loves melee combat, can use a parasol to release huge magic cannons, and is the strongest monster in the physics department of Gensokyo! 】
"I understand..." Lu Yuan closed the book. I am mentally ill to fight a monster who is crazy about melee combat and can also do super long-range attacks! "Then can I apply to adopt the 'Spell Card Rules'?"
Although Lu Yuan does not have a spell card, the spell card rules specially formulated to reduce casualties are safe. It is like a barrage game. There is only victory or defeat, but no lives are lost...
"No! I want to kill you!" Feng Jian Youxiang frowned and said directly. However, the red light in her eyes gradually faded and returned to the original green.
"Aha!" Lu Yuan clapped his hands, "If this is the rule you proposed, then I agree! Then as a fair duel, you should also agree to a rule I proposed, right?"
Kazami Yuka...the flower tyrant of Gensokyo, her rage has almost dissipated now, and now she only feels that the human in front of her is very annoying and she wants to kill her! But as a strong man... "Okay! Tell me your conditions, and then fight with all your strength until you die!"
"I request to use the Iron Man suit!" Lu Yuan said seriously.
"So..." Feng Jian Yuxiang tilted her head slightly and looked at him in confusion. "This thing that sounds like armor, do you need to go back to get it?" Her green...[,! ] There was a playful light in his eyes, as if he was saying, "Want to take advantage of the opportunity to escape? See where you can escape."
"Oh..." Lu Yuan pondered for a moment, and then said to Feng Jian Youxiang very sincerely, "I haven't invented it yet, can you wait a few years?"
Huh? Whose veins are popping?!
"Wait! Wait!" Lu Yuan waved his hands repeatedly, stopping Feng Jian Youxiang's clenched fists, "Let me change the conditions. Then you can just listen to a few explanations from me, right?"
"Say!" Feng Jian Yuxiang said through gritted teeth. Now she was starting to get a little annoyed again, but it was completely directed at the guy in front of her!
Lu Yuan knelt down and picked up a piece of soil and twisted it, bah bah, it was feces... He threw it away casually; then he reached out leisurely and pushed aside the tea branches in front of him. He studied the bark carefully and finally found out if there was any He patted the tea tree next to him thoughtfully. Although he hadn't said a word yet, his temperament had completely transformed into a gentle and jade-like one, just like a senior plant expert who was about to speak. Feng Jianyouxiang couldn't help but focus. .I want to hear what he has to say...
"We humans have a saying, don't take care of a child when he cries - wouldn't you treat a child because he doesn't want to take medicine because he cries? Would you stop letting a child study because he cries and doesn't want to go to school? ?" Lu Yuan seemed to have cited two inappropriate examples... But based on his many years of experience in dealing with environmental protection freaks like Elf, he has already accumulated rich experience in persuasion.
Kazami Yuxiang is not an elf? It’s the same! Lu Yuan smiled crazily...
If we want to talk about what the aliens envy most towards humans, there is no doubt that one is medical treatment and the other is education. Even the elves who claim to be advanced races are envious of these.
Sure enough, after he mentioned these two examples, Feng Jian Yuxiang showed some thoughtful expressions, but she immediately became more lively. "But they are not sick! They cry because you are torturing them. Your medicine makes them It hurts!" She frowned and clenched her fists again, obviously feeling the same.
"Let me ask you a question!" Lu Yuan raised a finger very seriously and looked directly into Feng Jian Youxiang's eyes without any hesitation!
"Except for the human race, what race of parents doesn't expect their children to grow up quickly?
When animals grow up, they can find food on their own, making them safer against predators. They can reproduce quickly and expand their populations.
When plants grow up, they will not be on the verge of dying because an animal eats a bite of their leaves, they will not die in the rain, and they will not survive a severe cold winter... My medicine can make them survive in thirty days After that, they can grow as strong as their parents, and from now on no matter natural disasters or animals can threaten their lives, isn't that great?"
Lu Yuan took out a test tube and handed it to Feng Jian Youxiang. Youxiang looked at the emerald green liquid inside and intuitively knew that there was nothing harmful in the test tube. On the contrary, she had a desire to drink it all. She I used my demon power to test the inside of the test tube, and I could only feel the strong vitality.
"This potion is an alchemical potion I prepared to increase the growth rate. It does not have any side effects on the plants. And you can also see that there are enough fertilizers piled at their feet, which can provide them with nutrients as they grow. Provide enough nutrients! They were still seeds seven days ago, and now they are so tall..." Lu Yuan gestured to the tea trees that were as tall as himself, "Even if they are in more pain now, in the hundreds of thousands of years of the plant's lifespan, What does it matter?"
After Feng Jian Youxiang finished listening, she was silent for a long time, then put her hand on the tea tree next to her, muttering in a low voice, as if asking, "Is this really the case?"
When she took her hand back, her soaring aura had disappeared. She stared at Lu Yuan for a long time, and then said coldly, "Do what you want, and I will watch you!" Then, whether intentionally or not, Lu Yuan It seems that I heard her sigh softly, as if she thought of something. "Let the children grow up as soon as possible, even humans expect this."
She didn't care what she said was heard by the... person in front of her.
"That's impossible~" Lu Yuan shook his head and denied, "No matter how difficult it is, human beings still want their children to have a good childhood... and they don't expect to speed up this process..."
"Some people!" Feng Jian Youxiang stared at her big eyes and emphasized in a strong tone.
"Yeah~ Yeah~" Lu Yuan looked like he was surrendering, "You are the boss!"
Lu Yuan walked in front, unabashedly using his tentacles to pour tubes of medicine under the roots of the trees. Feng Jian Youxiang, who was following him, listened to the struggling and crying tea trees around him, but their bodies , are indeed pulling out fresh green buds one after another, becoming full of vitality, and their bodies are also becoming stronger... Feng Jian Youxiang was a little helpless, but also a little relieved, at least Lu Yuan did not lie.
But her gaze was always scraping back and forth on Lu Yuan's back like a knife, irritating Lu Yuan's back with layers of goosebumps.
"How much time did you just say it would take?" Feng Jian Youxiang, who was walking behind and had been silent, suddenly asked.
"In one to two months, I want to try harvesting the tea leaves once before winter to check the quality..." Lu Yuan explained without looking back.
"Very good!" Feng Jian Youxiang, who was walking behind, looked at his back and suddenly had a strange smile.
"It's good before winter..."
In the nearby dense forest, a big monster jumped down from a big tree and looked at the few little monsters in front of him with strange eyes.
"You are saying that there is a human being with little strength here, but he dares to live alone outside the human world?"
"That's right! That's it!" A few little monsters...[,! ] Start.
"You said that only that stinky bitch Fujiwara Meiko is protecting him?" The big monster continued to ask, and he stroked the head of a little monster with "love".
"That's right! That's it!" Several little monsters nodded together.
"Hehehe~" The big monster showed a gentle smile and crushed the head in his hand with a "click"!
"Then can you explain to me why the flower tyrant Feng Jian Youxiang deliberately walked behind him?!"
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