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Ronaldinho is a unicorn who loves showing off. He loves all magnificence, vanity and luxury.
Just like the legends that continue to circulate on the continent, the rider of a unicorn must be a virgin, must have a pure heart, and must be beautiful in the eyes of most creatures - even a unicorn. After getting its approval, you cannot restrain it with reins, nor press it with saddle, let alone nailing horseshoes, which looks very painful! I'll fall in love at the mention of it.
In addition, the country has also written a thick guide "My Friend the Unicorn" for use. You have to treat it as a family member and friend rather than a riding tool, which means you can eat whatever it eats. You have to try what you eat, or at least express it... Yes, it's not what you eat, it's what you eat, it has to be the other way around.
On this basis, female unicorns are twice as difficult to maintain.
Thank you. If you own a unicorn, you should know that this world is not an era of male rights, nor is it an era of female rights, but an era of unicorn rights. Finally, anyone who uses "horse" or "it" to describe unicorns will have the tragedy of never being able to ride on a unicorn.
Ronaldinho said that most of the above are rumors.
Based on human beings' short life and habit of making up their minds, they make up things they don't understand. For example, mermaids like to seduce sailors. That, mermaids are based on the need to reproduce...; for example, dragons like to collect shiny things. "Glass is definitely not included in this list!", the red dragon is the first creature to learn how to burn glass; for example... the rumors seem pretty reliable, right?
Well, now my point of view has changed. As the saying goes, "everything comes from nothing, and everything comes from a reason." It seems there is a reason for these rumors.
Just for unicorns, as a large race with hundreds of thousands distributed on the Western Continent, there are all kinds of elements, such as Xiao Luo. When the Knights recruited "knight companions", because the relationship between the church and animals was very good, many magical creatures came at that time, such as wildebeests, ground rhinoceros and even a sub-dragon. The main one was the nearby unicorn. tribe. Among them, Ronaldinho, who came to join in the fun, was fascinated by the gorgeous Anne at a glance. Even though she was a female unicorn, even though she was the daughter of the tribe leader, she fell in love all at once like Alice and the others, and threw herself into the arms of the perfect knight without hesitation!
After that came the long battle between Annie Knight and Ronaldinho's Unicorn.
The ranger can shoot arrows on a bare horseback without a saddle at all. If necessary, he can just grab the horse's mane. But knights can't do it, they don't have stirrups. The impact force is reduced by half. Without a saddle...it's still a waste.
Saddle up? Don’t even think about it! Let you know what Ronaldinho's anger is! Ignore you for three days! Anne took out the royal saddle that was presented to her by the Knight King Arturia, and placed it gorgeously in the middle of the woods. With many unicorns watching, Xiao Luo put it on himself. From then on, as long as the saddle was gorgeous enough, the unicorns would no longer object, and the knights became the honor guard knights, each one more handsome than the other.
Nail horseshoes! impossible! ! ! Absolutely, absolutely impossible! How painful it is! You actually have the heart to treat me like this! But when Anne took out the gold and made it. Surrounded by iron stars, four pieces are placed together in a set, looking like noble and delicate horseshoes like jewelry. Ronaldinho lay down and raised his four hooves. According to her, "Humans have to pierce their ears even if they wear earrings." Then came the years when the poor knights were looking for beautiful horseshoes.
The horse reins are a specially cultivated tree vine with a sweet and sour taste. They are hung on the unicorn's mouth and let the unicorn bite them. The more they chew, the more delicious they become...
The problems were solved one by one, and the knights with unicorns as their main mounts were slowly established.
For those who have read the book "My Friend the Unicorn", most illiterate people with normal intelligence can understand as long as they see the thickness of the book - I can't afford to take care of the unicorn.
So what should those women who yearn for unicorns and want to prove that they are "as white as flowers" do? The magician helps you! Alchemist helps you!
A shiny, gorgeous horse helmet appears! Comprehensive protection, novel style, and a spiral horn at the right position! The important thing is that there are either lightning entanglements, light shavings, or faint hymns. It is an appearance enchantment effect that real unicorns do not have. It is definitely a supreme level of enjoyment!
Annie comforted the excited Xiao Luo and took her through the market.
This is the carnival being held east of Naxikai. It is a grand carnival. Countless businessmen have come from far away places, bringing with them a large amount of goods and all kinds of entertainment. Naxikai also temporarily forgot the shadow of the iron ore crisis, and many people were busy for this event.
There were many women in the market wearing luxurious leather armor or skirts, also holding unicorn-shaped horses, wandering around the market with their companions. It's not just for shopping, the main goal is to keep returning customers! As soon as Anne showed up, she was instantly criticized, positioned as the most threatening "enemy", and isolated. This made Anne, who was just buying some supplies, dumbfounded.
In order to cover it up, Anne's horse also wore a temporary horse helmet, on which Anne poked a hole with a sword and stretched out the horn, which looked very crude.
"The golden horn? It's so ugly and the clothes don't match at all."
"That's right, if you can't afford mithril or rosemary silver, you can make do with white iron, not to mention the indispensable enchantments. Otherwise, how can you truly show the excellence of a unicorn? Besides, who has ever seen a unicorn? The horned beast has a golden horn? It’s vulgar, very vulgar. And it’s not professional enough. You know, professionalism is very important!”
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The women around them were discussing in loud voices on purpose. Of course, they didn't know that the golden unicorn was the symbol of the royal family among the unicorns. If it weren't for Ronaldinho, a different kind, the royal unicorn would not have appeared at all. in front of humans.
"Hey, Annie." Ronaldinho squinted at the red-haired Annie and shook the helmet that was hanging around on his head. "Is this helmet really the latest style? Why doesn't it feel right to me?"
"Yes, of course. Ronaldinho, this is the countryside! The countryside! Do country people know what fashion is? Are you going to be like those people who do it in a flashy way and make the horse look like a horse?!" Annie looked at it with disdain. Ronaldinho used his momentum to suppress her.
"I, I am a unicorn. Besides..." Xiao Luo looked at the nearby rosemary silver horn with white light shavings, and then thought about his own horn that looked like a rich gold, "It's really He’s so handsome, I really want one!”
"When the time comes, let...let your brother-in-law make you a better one! Ayuan is a forging master, and it will definitely be a hundred times better than those!" Annie made a wish.
"Really? Then I want thunder and lightning!"
"good."
"Let the fire lead to smoke."
"good."
"Are you listening carefully?!"
One person and one unicorn were chatting together, and Annie quickly prepared the items needed for the journey, even buying a crossbow that was prohibited by knights - knights' terms cannot restrict seniors. Xiao Luo boredly raised his head, which was half the height of the other horses, looking around at Xie Li's harness and helmet, and listened to the sour comments of those women. She couldn't help but bite and pull on Annie's sleeve again.
"Is that really fancy?"
"Yes."
"Are they really Haida?"
"That's right."
"Annie, I always feel that you are... deceiving me."
"How do you know this word?!" Anne was shocked and turned around and asked.
"Alas," Ronaldinho shook his head in a very humane manner, "Many times, when you speak, you always ignore the fact that the unicorn is standing next to you... Although we look similar, we are not stupid people who cannot understand Common Language. horse!"
“Against speciesism.”
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