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Ronaldinho is a very showy unicorn, he loves all splendor, vanity and luxury.
Just like the legends that continue to circulate on the continent, the rider of a unicorn must be a virgin, must have a pure heart, and must be beautiful in the eyes of most living creatures-even if it is a unicorn. After getting its approval, you cannot restrain it with reins or press it with saddle, let alone nailing horseshoes, which looks very painful! I'll fall in love at the mention of it.
In addition, the Kingdom has also written a thick guide "My Friend the Unicorn" for use. You have to treat it as a family member and friend rather than a riding tool, which means you can eat whatever it eats. You have to try what you eat, at least express it... Yes, it is not what you eat, it must be the other way around.
On this basis, female unicorns are twice as difficult to maintain.
Thank you. If you own a unicorn, you should know that this world is not an era of male dominance, nor is it an era of female dominance, but an era of unicorn rights. Finally, anyone who uses "horse" or "it" to describe unicorns will have the tragedy of never being able to ride on a unicorn.
Ronaldinho said that most of the above are rumors.
Based on human beings' short life and habit of making up their minds, they make up things they don't understand. For example, mermaids like to seduce sailors (ahem, um, mermaids need to reproduce...); for example, dragons like to collect shiny things. Things (dragon, "Glass is definitely not included in this list!", the red dragon is the first creature to learn to burn glass.); For example...the rumors seem to be quite reliable, right?
Well, now my perspective has changed. As the saying goes, "Everything comes out of nowhere, and everything happens for a reason." It seems that these rumors have a reason.
Just for unicorns, as a large race with hundreds of thousands spread across the Western Continent, there are all kinds of elements, such as Ronaldinho. When the Knights recruited "knight companions", because the relationship between the church and animals was very good, many magical creatures came at that time, such as wildebeests, ground rhinoceros and even a sub-dragon. The main one was the nearby unicorn. tribe. Among them, Ronaldinho, who came to join in the fun, was fascinated by the gorgeous Anne at a glance. Even though she is a female unicorn. Even though she was the daughter of the tribe leader, she fell in love immediately like Alice and the others, and threw herself into the arms of the perfect knight without hesitation!
After that came the long battle between Annie Knight and Ronaldinho's Unicorn.
The ranger can shoot arrows from bare horseback. No saddle required at all. Just grab the horse's mane if necessary. But not the Cavaliers. Without stirrups, the impact force is reduced by half. Without a saddle...it's still a waste.
Saddle up? Don't even think about it! Let you know what Ronaldinho's anger is! Ignore you for three days! Anne took out the royal saddle that was presented to her by the Knight King Arturia. It was placed gorgeously in the middle of the woods. With many unicorns watching, Xiao Luo put it on himself without hesitation. From then on, as long as the saddle was gorgeous enough, the unicorns would no longer object, and the knights became the honor guard knights, with each one showing more love than the other.
Nail horseshoes! impossible! ! ! Absolutely, absolutely impossible! How painful it is! You actually have the heart to treat me like this! But when Anne took out horseshoes made of gold, surrounded by stars and iron, and placed in a set of four, they were as luxurious and delicate as jewels. Ronaldinho lay down and raised his four hooves. According to her, "Humans have to pierce their ears even if they wear earrings." Then came the years when the poor knights were looking for beautiful horseshoes.
The horse reins are a specially cultivated tree vine with a sweet and sour taste. They are hung on the unicorn's mouth and let the unicorn bite them. The more they chew, the more delicious they become...
The problems were solved one by one, and the knights with unicorns as their main mounts were slowly established.
For those who have read the book "My Friend the Unicorn", most illiterate people with normal intelligence can understand as long as they see the thickness of the book - I can't afford to take care of the unicorn.
So what should women do who yearn for unicorns and want to prove that they are "as white as a flower"? The magician helps you! Alchemist helps you!
A shiny, gorgeous horse helmet appears! Comprehensive protection, novel style, and a spiral horn at the right position! The important thing is that there are either lightning entanglements, light shavings, or faint chants on it. It is an appearance enchantment effect that real unicorns do not have. It is definitely a supreme level of enjoyment!
Annie comforted the excited Xiao Luo and led her through the market.
This is the carnival being held east of Naxikai. It is a grand carnival. Countless businessmen have come from far away places, bringing with them a huge amount of goods and all kinds of entertainment. Naxikai also temporarily forgot the shadow of the iron ore crisis, and many people were busy for this event.
There were many women in the market wearing luxurious leather armor or skirts, also holding unicorn-shaped horses, wandering around the market with their companions. It’s not about shopping, the main goal is to keep repeat customers! As soon as Anne showed up, she was immediately criticized, positioned as the most threatening "enemy", and isolated. This made Anne, who was just buying some supplies, dumbfounded.
In order to cover it up, Anne's horse also wore a temporary horse helmet, on which Anne poked a hole with a sword and stretched out the horn, which looked very crude.
"Golden horn? So ugly! It doesn't match the clothes at all."
"That's right, if you can't afford mithril and rosemary silver, you can make do with white iron, not to mention the indispensable enchantments. Otherwise, how can you truly show the excellence of a unicorn? Besides, who has ever seen a unicorn? The horned beast has a golden horn? It’s vulgar, very vulgar. And it’s not professional enough. You know, professionalism is very important!”
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The surrounding women deliberately discussed in loud voices. Of course, they didn't know that the golden unicorn was the symbol of the royal family among the unicorns. If it weren't for Ronaldinho, a different kind, the royal unicorn would not have appeared at all. in front of humans.
"Hey, Annie." Ronaldinho squinted at the red-haired Annie and shook the helmet that was hanging around on his head. "Is this helmet really the latest style? Why doesn't it feel right to me?"
"Yes, of course. Ronaldinho, this is the countryside! The countryside! Do country people know what fashion is? Are you going to be like those nouveau riche who are all flashy and don't look like horses?!" Anne looked at him with disdain. Ronaldinho used his momentum to suppress her.
"I, I am a unicorn. Besides..." Xiao Luo looked at the nearby rosemary silver horn with white light shavings, and then thought about his own horn that looked like a rich gold, "It's really He’s so handsome, I really want one!”
"When the time comes, let...let your brother-in-law make you a better one! Ayuan is a forging master, and it will definitely be a hundred times better than those!" Annie made a wish.
"Really? Then I want thunder and lightning!"
"good."
"Let the fire lead to smoke."
"good."
"Are you listening carefully?!"
One person and one unicorn were chatting together, and Annie quickly prepared the items needed for the journey. She even bought a crossbow that was prohibited from being used by knights - the knight's terms cannot restrict seniors. Bored, Xiao Luo raised his head, which was half the height of the other horses, looking around at the gorgeous harnesses and helmets, and listened to the sour comments of the women. She couldn't help but bite and pull on Annie's sleeve again.
"Is that really fancy?"
"Yes."
"Are they really nouveau riche?"
"That's right."
"Annie, I always feel that you are... deceiving me."
"How do you know this word?!" Anne was shocked and turned around and asked.
"Alas," Ronaldinho shook his head in a very humane manner, "Many times, when you speak, you always ignore the fact that the unicorn is standing next to you... Although we look similar, we are not stupid people who cannot understand Common Language. horse!"
“Against speciesism.”
"You win, do you need me to apologize to these idiots who pretend to be unicorns?"
Annie comforted Ronaldinho and prepared to leave the Jiahua Annual Meeting. She didn't have a lot of money, and she had lost all her savings because of Ronaldinho's horseshoe. She couldn't afford some good things even if she saw them, so she could only buy them quickly and leave the carnival venue. It will be held here for another month. It’s not too late to wait until you get the money bag (Lu Yuan?) and come back to shop. I heard Mu Xing say that A Yuan is extremely rich!
"Annie, I heard those stories you told me before. Just like this time, those women were sneering at you. Shouldn't you lift my helmet next and show me that I am a real unicorn, making them feel ashamed? This is called ‘slap in the face’, right?”
Ronaldinho, who was running along the coastal road, turned around and asked.
"Show me the way!" Annie pulled her head back, "I'm not mentally impaired, why do I do such boring things?! Besides, do you really think they care about unicorns? ? Any unicorn made of pure mithril is more expensive than a unicorn! Not to mention the enchanted craftsmanship and fashionable appearance design, you can say that you are a nouveau riche!" Anne said angrily, Except for my Ayuan, I hate rich people the most! The next time you generate a world, you must apply to Alona to be Anta Silver Shield's daughter! That `s a deal!
"It's so great?!" Ronaldinho shouted, then cleared his throat and said seriously, "You actually use price to measure your companions. I strongly protest!"
"Your price is much more expensive than mine. I wonder if saying this will make you feel better?" Anne, who was still distressed that all the good things were bought, answered listlessly.
"I...I object to using price to measure the value of companions!"
"Me too."
"Well...brother-in-law, can you make me a mithril horn too?"
"Then you have two? Where are they installed?"
"Just here on the forehead, I like it."
"Side by side or vertical installation?"
"Vertical column."
"Is your relative a rhinoceros?"
"Don't use your 'head' to talk about us!"
The two people (?) complained and walked north along the coast road.
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