Gao Zhang, who was so tired that he had already fallen asleep, heard the whispers of a man and a woman.
I don’t know how long it lasted, until the sound of the door locking was heard.
Finally, Gao Zhang woke up from his drowsy state under the bed.
Then, I heard two breathing sounds coming and going in the room.
"Teacher..."
"Zhou Lang..."
"Teacher..."
Gao Zhang did not wait for the expected answer. What he heard was that the bed board began to react.
The intertwined breathing suddenly became rapid.
"..."
Listening to the humming and humming sounds on the bed, and the sound that sounded like a whale sucking water or feasting on food.
This made Gao Zhang, who was so dizzy from sleep, not knowing that he should politely climb out and walk out.
You should still knock on the bed board to remind the brothers sleeping on the upper bunk to pay attention to the impact.
But it seems a little inappropriate, after all, it doesn’t seem like the place I’m staying in is a serious place.
After listening for a long time under the bed, Gao Zhang felt that there was a child above who had not yet passed breastfeeding. When he thought of such a small child appearing in the car.
But he was at the bottom of the car, which made Gao Zhang couldn't help but think of a sentence, is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?
Rustling, humming, humming, even saw a corner of the sheets, gradually disappearing into the car, ah no, on the bed.
At this moment, a vague voice sounded from the bed: "Don't be angry, okay?"
Gao Zhang, who was under the bed, couldn't help but want to add something for this old boy who had not yet passed the lactation period.
Forgive him, even the sheets have been pulled, what else is there that he can't overcome?
Bang bang bang, a series of rapid knocks on the door suddenly rang, and soon, a delicate and anxious voice came from outside the door.
"Miss, that official Zhao is here and has entered the hospital."
"What?!" A man and a woman exclaimed.
"Ah, this... what should I do?"
"Hurry up, miss... I'll go down first to greet Mr. Zhao."
"If you go, just say that I am feeling unwell and cannot welcome you in person."
There was a hurried sound, and Gao Zhang, who was lying silently under the bed, could already hear the creaking of the floorboards outside the house.
"Quickly, under the bed, Zhou Lang, hurry in."
"Ah? This..."
"Hurry up and listen to me."
Gao Zhang's eyes suddenly bulged, holy shit! What should I do?
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Unfortunately, Gao Zhang was not allowed any time to think about it.
At this moment, Zhou Lang had already raised his butt helplessly, lay down, and was about to crawl under the bed.
He saw a pair of shiny moves staring at him, and he was immediately confused. "This! This! This!"
There is actually a living person like this? !
"What the hell, come in quickly." In the urging voice, Zhou Lang had already heard the voices coming from outside the house.
The small lotus feet that she liked very much were frequently landing on her hips.
Zhou Lang could only grit his teeth, push his legs hard, and squeeze in, and then...
Gao Zhang just looked at Zhou Lang, who had a fierce look in his eyes and stared at him.
After thinking about it, I felt that the visitor was a guest after all, and I had to be polite.
He took the initiative to move in, then lowered his voice and gestured.
"Move further in, otherwise you can see the door at a glance."
"..."
Zhou Lang, whose face turned dark and confused, looked at the young man.
Listening to his experienced explanation, I felt numb all over.
I don't know whether I should say thank you or kick this little brat out.
There was a knock on the door. Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang were calm on the surface but very uneasy on the inside, lying side by side under the bed.
"Teacher...Teacher..." A man's low voice came from outside the door.
"Guan Zhao?" The lazy and sexy female voice sounded from the bed.
"It's Zhao. Master, please open the door quickly."
"Don't drive, let him get out!"
At this moment, Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang under the bed both roared in unison.
It's a pity that things in the world are not as expected after all. With a creak, the door slowly opened...
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Four eyes under the bed looked in the direction of the door, and saw two legs walking in after the door opened.
Then there was a creak and the door closed, but the person did not leave.
"My lord... I'm not feeling well today."
"Master, I finally found an opportunity to come out.
It's really inappropriate for you to drive me away without even saying a word.
Come on, let's sit here and talk to me for a few words. I promise you it's just a chat..."
"Don't believe him, a man's mouth is a liar."
Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang, who were sitting side by side under the bed, both complained wildly in their hearts.
However, this teacher girl could not hear the inner complaints of the two men under the bed, but she still sat on the other side of the bed away from Zhao Guanren.
"Master... we haven't seen each other for a few days. It's like three autumns. We haven't seen each other for almost ten days.
This made Zhao feel that it was as long as a few years..."
"Well...it's been quite a long time."
Miss Shishi's voice had a slight vibrato. Gao Zhang, who was under the bed, calmly analyzed it and felt that it was probably caused by nervousness.
"Miss Shishi, although I can't spare time to see you these days, Zhao has always been thinking about you..."
"..." Gao Zhang listened to the earthy love words of the Zhao official with a dark expression on his face. Goosebumps broke out all over his body and he was so embarrassed.
When he tilted his head, he saw that Zhou Lang, who was standing side by side, also had an expression of disgust and contempt in his eyes.
Very good, it seems that we all belong to a group of people who have a common language.
He saw Zhou Lang tilting his head thoughtfully, and saw this young man looking at him with bright eyes.
Considering the current situation, and also to appease the other party, I could only force out a smile.
Well, if we laugh, we are friends. Gao Zhang, who had excellent social skills and was always hospitable, breathed a sigh of relief.
At this moment, Zhao Guanren sitting on the bed didn't know if it was because his earthy love words had no effect.
Starting to move their buttocks, Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang moved their buttocks frequently through each other, watching helplessly as the other party moved from one end of the bed to the other. Then……
"Guan Zhao, we agreed that we are just chatting, and please sit back..."
"Master, I just want to sit closer to you. Well, your rouge smells so good..."
"Guanren Zhao, you, you...we agreed to just chat, you..."
At this point, the bed began to heave.
"Beast!" Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang, who were lying side by side under the bed, roared angrily in their hearts.
It's too late, it's soon... Accompanied by the rhythm of the bed, Gao Zhang saw the ash falling leisurely between the gaps in the bed boards.
"!!!" Gao Zhang raised his arm immediately. As a result, Zhou Lang on the side saw Gao Zhang's move.
Thinking that the other party was trying to cause trouble, his face turned pale with fright, and he stretched out his hand to suppress Gao Zhang's arm.
"???" Gao Zhang turned his head subconsciously and saw Zhou Lang's pleading eyes. And the ash fell on my face...
"Ah sneeze!!!"
"!!!"
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A loud and crisp sneeze echoed in the room, and the bed, which was originally bustling with activity, fell into dead silence for an instant.
"..."
"Who?!" A somewhat frightened and angry voice sounded from the couch.
Then Gao Zhang saw his feet landing, and then a pair of slender lotus feet landing.
"come out!"
Then, Gao Zhang saw Zhou Lang beside him who was preventing him from covering his mouth and nose and damaging his affairs.
At this moment, the face was gray with a hint of blue, and his eyes were full of despair, as if he was going to shit at any moment.
Gao Zhang, who originally wanted to kick the old man out with his toe, felt compassion for no reason.
Come on, after all, there is no point in lying down anymore. Besides, I am not actively eavesdropping, I am clearly passive eavesdropping. What a big deal.
The point is, I am still a child, so what do you think?
Gao Zhang silently spread, bent, and straightened his legs, allowing his upper body to slowly and smoothly emerge from under the bed.
Then Gulu got up, and soon he heard a woman's scream.
"???" Gao Zhang turned his head away in confusion.
Then I saw a beautiful woman whose skin was fair enough to beat frost and snow, and whose features were as picturesque as they were beautiful.
The expression was very exaggerated, and the eyes looked so horrified.
Gao Zhang's eyes moved slightly down to his chest, and his eyes dimmed, his face full of boredom.
Beside her, a handsome man with a short beard looked at her with a look of confusion on his face.
And one of his hands was wrapped around the slender waist of this stunning woman.
Just looking at her, she seemed to be otherworldly, as light as an immortal, and her ruffles were half untied, revealing a little bit of slippery shoulders like mutton-fat jade.
Covering her lapel with one hand, her bun is half loose, her black hair hangs like a waterfall, and there is shock and panic in her clear eyes as clear as lake water.
Especially the beauty mark on the cheek is the finishing touch.
It makes me feel pity for her, and I wish I could hold her in my arms. It's a pity that a pair of A's really can't afford each other. They can at best be brothers.
No matter how beautiful a girl is, she must look like a girl, otherwise what is the difference between her and a transvestite?
Miss Shishi felt like she was going crazy, because it was a mature adult Zhou Lang who got under the bed.
How could it be that a strange boy of eleven or twelve years old emerged?
With red teeth and white lips, sparse eyebrows and bright eyes, he looks quite handsome, but the problem is obviously that the product is wrong, okay?
This made Shishi girl have the urge to lie down and see what else is under the bed.
Zhao Guanren glanced at the frightened girl Shishi. It seemed that the girl Shishi really didn't know there was someone under the bed.
Who is this guy?
A cloud of doubt also arises in the mind of Emperor Zhao Ji of the Song Dynasty, who low-key disguised himself as a wealthy businessman, Zhao Guanren, in order to get close to his beloved famous actor Li Shishi.
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Gao Zhang's eyes fell on the disheveled Zhao Ji, and he couldn't help but feel respectful.
Your pants have fallen off, but you still have time to grab the girl's waist and refuse to let go.
"This little brother, your pants are down."
Seeing Zhao Ji hurriedly lifting his pants, Gao Zhang glanced around and saw a golden phoenix hairpin on the dressing table.
He quickly took a step forward and grabbed it in his hand. Then he raised his head and winked at the still dumbstruck Miss Master.
"Miss, is this the hairpin you dropped under the attic?"
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