Chaotic world!
When Russell left this world, the last plot he experienced was Super Lucy, a very dangerous mission. He almost completely merged with Lucy and became the law of heaven in this world.
Although wealth and wealth are in danger, Lucy brings to Russell not only electromagnetic power, but also the infinite possibilities of life evolution, and allows Russell to break the deadlock and successfully make the two superwomen share the same path...
Well, it cannot be said that there are different roads. The rugged roads of these two roads are all carved out of the same mold.
Closer to home, although Lucy can be regarded as Russell's great benefactor, forced evolution is also risky, leaving a serious psychological shadow on Russell, leaving him with lingering fears and vowing to never step into this world again.
A man's ghost, his deceitful mouth.
As a well-known double standard, Russell has always been lenient towards himself, and while betraying his trust, he forgave himself on the spot.
Young people will definitely make mistakes in their business. As long as they can make mistakes next time, it is not a bad idea to give them another chance.
Because Lucy became a god, the depth of the water in the chaotic world was unclear. Before Russell entered the scene, he threw a clone as cannon fodder to confirm that the sky was still the same sky and hell was still the same hell. The chaotic plot continued to unfold every day, and the door to heaven was still closed. , he officially stepped into it.
I have no other intention, so I came here specifically to thank Miss Satan. During the difficult period when he lost his relationship, Miss Satan never abandoned or gave up, and successfully brought him back from the edge of never being a human being.
There is nothing he can't get, and he will always be in turmoil. It's just to repay the kindness. Russell thought about such a great kindness, and he could only repay it with his own body.
hell!
To be precise, it is a new hell. The last hell was broken into pieces by Lucy. After Russell left, Miss Satan patched things up, eliminated the dark forbidden areas contaminated by Russell, barely rebuilt a piece of territory, and lived a mixed life. Little days waiting for death.
Because of her relationship with Russell, she was rejected by God and could not return to heaven as a seraph.
I went to work as a small leader in a branch company, working diligently and diligently, but then I was exiled.
Every time she thinks about this, Miss Satan feels a pain in her chest. It means that she has been in hell for a long time and has been involved in some free and loose depravity. Otherwise, if she can't think about it, she will definitely go back to heaven to ask for an explanation.
It was impossible to fight back to heaven, not to mention that she could not find the door. Even if she found it, Michael could make her return in despair without God's intervention.
"Hmph, if I hadn't been good-tempered, I would have written your pimping deeds in the Bible and publicized them widely."
Garden Castle, second floor balcony, Miss Satan is lazily soaking in the bath.
Milk bath, little yellow duck, ice-cold red wine, with a cucumber on her face and a towel wrapped around her head, she hummed some simple country music and offered her blessings to the wonderful hell.
Satan said he was dissatisfied. He was enjoying his comfortable life now. He had a leisurely job, high wages, and 365 days of vacations a year. He didn’t have to look at the boss’s glowing face, and he didn’t have to worry about being reported by his coworkers. She wouldn't change even if she was given three pairs of small white wings.
Especially without the Lord of the Dark Dimension, she loved hell.
"Dududu————"
When a call suddenly came from the phone that was only used for watching videos, browsing forums, and watching TV shows, Satan couldn't help but lament: "It's really troublesome, I'm at work again, I want to see which unlucky guy can't think of making a deal with the devil." "
She steeled herself, put on the official voice pack after answering the call, and said sweetly: "Hello, welcome to call the Dream Foundation, an angel wishing organization that can help you realize all your dreams!"
The sugar content is so high that patients with blood sugar have to go to the hospital for emergency treatment.
"Dear, are you still there?"
Seeing the silence on the other side of the phone, Satan rolled his eyes and continued his tired voice of sending people to hell: "To give back to new and old users, the Dream Foundation has launched online functional services, supports app downloads, and provides many member benefits such as free beautiful voices during the registration process. , do you want to try it?"
"No need, bring it to me offline."
"Okay dear, please wait where you are. We will arrange for service personnel to come to your door to help you...you..."
Halfway through her words, Satan opened her eyes suddenly, and the voice was very familiar. Several times she had nightmares, and the owner of the voice blocked her by the bedside. If she hadn't been frightened and woke up, and escaped from the clutches in time, the consequences would have been disastrous.
The most terrifying thing is that if she heard correctly, the source of the sound did not come from the mobile phone, but from beside her.
Very close, as close as the pillow whip wind.
"Gudu!"
Satan put down his cell phone, raised his hand to cover his upper and lower vital parts, and turned around slowly with his shoulders stiffened.
No one, nothing.
"It turned out to be a hallucination, it scared me to death!"
Satan patted her chest and breathed a sigh of relief. She cursed a few words at first, and then learned from the experience that she spent all day and night watching dramas and browsing forums, and her disordered schedule led to a trance, which was why she had nightmares in the daytime.
"Tomorrow, starting from tomorrow, I will go to bed early and get up early, and I will never stay up late again."
"Yes, staying up late is the enemy of beauty. Going to bed early is good for your skin." Russell said while soaking in the bathtub.
As expected of his benefactor, he is rich and generous, and is good at persuading people with reason.
A heavy truth.
Let me first say thank you.
"That makes sense. I will definitely not touch my phone at night from now on."
Miss Satan nodded repeatedly and highly affirmed Russell's suggestions with a smile.
"..."x2
Satan: ∑
Russell:
“Ahhhh————”
Snapped!
"..."x2
“Ahhhh————”
Satan disappeared amidst the screams and reappeared in a red ski suit. She put on goggles, held a trident, and was fully covered.
Except for the white gloves, everything is red, even the trident is red.
"Asshole, why are you here again?" Miss Satan collapsed to the point of losing her voice.
God, she wanted to go to heaven!
Russell's face straightened up after hearing this, and instantly changed from the facial paralysis he had when we parted last time. He said indifferently: "I have tried to find my lost feelings, but I have found nothing so far. The only time I made any progress was when I had close contact with you. But I just had no choice. I’ll ask you for help when I can come back.”
What a liar, you just blushed!
And you keep staring at my chest!
Finally, where are your clothes? Put them on if you can!
Satan complained three times in a row, stared at Russell fiercely, and highly affirmed his shamelessness as always: "Stop pretending to be crazy in front of me, you have found your feelings again, right?"
Russell shook his head, picked up half a cucumber from the edge of the bath, and chewed it: "I tried to cover up the nature of the void with false emotions, but in front of you, I don't want to pretend to be myself. After all, you are special."
"I can change..."
Satan wants to cry but has no tears. She doesn't want to be the special one, she just wants to be mediocre.
"No, it's not you who needs to change, it's me."
Russell stood up and slowly floated into the air.
"Don't get up, just squat down...oh, so you're wearing pants."
Satan's eyelids twitched and he said speechlessly: "These fancy beach shorts of yours make it hard for me to believe that you have lost your feelings."
At this point, Satan's body swayed, and he changed into a red swimsuit, with a palm-sized red cloth covering his vital parts, long red wavy hair, and perfect and charming curves.
Russell:
Satan twitched the corner of his mouth and switched to ski mode.
Russell:
Evening dress pattern.
Ski mode.
Teacher mode.
ski…
…
After transforming dozens of times in succession, the effect was remarkable every time. Satan put his hand on his forehead and said angrily: "The evidence is conclusive, stop pretending, you have found your feelings again, you are despicable, you are here just to deceive me!"
"No, I said, only you are special."
Russell stated the facts with an expressionless face. The reason why his expression kept changing was simply because the other person was Satan. If it were another beautiful woman flirting with her, his heart would be completely calm.
Miss Satan sneered, not believing a word of the scumbag's lies, and said viciously: "Tell me, what tricks did you use to sneak into my hell, but I..."
Halfway through her words, she fell silent, only glancing out of the balcony.
The broken hell is restored as before, with countless black arms rising and falling, and the dark ocean is majestic and extends to the end of the world.
All of hell is in Russell's shape, including her garden castle.
In other words, Russell did not sneak into her boudoir, but she took a bath in Russell's home.
It belongs to turning against the guest and being the main one.
"Satan, I need your help. Just like last time, I will leave immediately after it is done and give you the complete hell as a thank you gift."
Russell said in a deep voice, his firm attitude seemed to be protecting justice.
"I know, I know..."
Satan wanted to cry but had no tears, so he agreed to help Russell one more time. There were only zero and countless times in the world. Anyway, he had kissed her before, so it didn't matter how many more times he kissed her.
"Thank you for your help." Russell stepped forward, hugged his slim waist, and felt affectionate for a moment.
"Hurry up and stop ogling me, or I'll spit it out in your mouth later." The picture was so beautiful that Satan couldn't bear to look at it.
"I listen to you, as long as you are happy." Russell took a deep breath, lowered his head and leaned over.
Boo Boo Boo Boo~~~
"Wait a minute, don't... stick out your tongue and whine..."
"Are you okay?"
"Not even close!"
"Why aren't you better yet? You're just a little bit close, aren't you?"
"The spellcasting was interrupted just now. Look, you suddenly have to start talking again."
Boo Boo Boo Boo~~~
Half an hour later, Russell was soaking in a milk bath with Miss Satan in a red swimsuit in her arms. The latter's eyes were blurred, recalling the scumbag's superb kissing skills, and he had forgotten who God was.
"Did heaven open during the time I disappeared?"
"No, I only had one phone call with God. He was a heartless guy. He said that I was completely depraved and was not qualified to return to heaven. I would have to live with him in hell from now on." Miss Satan sighed.
"I know there is a way to get to heaven." Russell raised his eyebrows and suggested that Satan try it.
Satan:
She knew Russell was driving, but... maybe, maybe, maybe he was serious, so she might as well believe him for once.
just one time.
After the earth was turned upside down, the black sea was calm, and all the black arms stopped moving and lay quietly on the ground.
Russell was still taking a milk bath, and Miss Satan was still in his arms, but this time, Miss Satan was not wearing a swimsuit.
Try it and get it for free!
Miss Satan's face was expressionless. Because the jar was broken, she lost the pressure. She stared angrily at the dead man's proud face: "I knew you had been lying to me."
"Like it?"
"How could you like it!"
"No way, you just have been..."
"Shut up!"
Satan raised his hand to cover Russell's mouth, gritted his teeth and said: "I am not just any woman. Since you have done this to me, you must marry me. I will register all the marriage certificates in the world, and I will also have a global A grand wedding broadcast live.”
How can this be done? Supergirl x2 hasn’t proven it yet!
Be good, let the resources go to my sisters first.
"Asshole, talk!"
Satan was almost furious, and he punched Russell's chest with his small fist: "Don't think that I don't know what you are thinking. From today on, if you dare to continue messing around outside, I will kill them all."
Yes, but first you have to find them.
Russell was very confident in his space management. He brushed his face against Satan's charming face after the rain: "Okay, I swear, from today on, on this earth, no, in this universe, I only love you."
Hey, you are so happy, do you swear by it?
After suddenly getting Russell's promise, and in a serious manner, Satan couldn't help but muttered that he couldn't believe the damn ghost's words, and there must be a loophole in the oath.
"say something!"
Russell's eyes widened, and his face was filled with the humiliation of not being trusted. I tried so hard to lie to you, and it was as if I was telling the truth. Why don't you believe me?
He said in a fierce tone: "If you don't believe it, then fine, I will take back my previous oath..."
"I believe it."
Satan covered Russell's mouth, and because he worked so hard, he believed him one last time.
"By the way, who is that? Lucy became a god and snatched a lot of power from God. Didn't they fight?" Russell asked doubtfully. When the snipe and the clam fight, the fisherman benefits, but he has to pay back. Full of expectations, ready to pick up two ready-made ones.
It doesn't matter if Mingren doesn't tell secrets, whether he picks it up or not, he just wants to go to heaven for a walk.
Just once!
"No, the door to heaven is closed, and Lucy seems to have disappeared..."
As Satan was talking, his face turned dark. She remembered that the dead ghost had an affair with Lucy. Lucy went berserk because of the chaos and abandonment, which led to the tragedy of hell being destroyed and her almost losing her life and becoming homeless.
"What's wrong, what's wrong with Lucy?" Russell asked.
"Don't mention your ex-girlfriend in front of me in the future, no matter which one." Miss Satan held her vital points and threatened fiercely.
"Well, it's all up to you."
Seeing that the young lady was sexy, cute, and not very smart, Russell was so scumbag that he threw all her sweet words at her.
You are so skilled. How many ex-girlfriends do you have?
Satan was extremely sad and angry. She was innocent as she had been fantasizing about a beautiful love, but it backfired and she picked up a skilled worker.
Do honest people deserve to take over?
Satan was unhappy, but was soon overwhelmed by sweet words, and comforted himself by pretending that he was practicing skills outside.
Crackling!
Electric current streaked through the air, the pressure of hell suddenly increased, invisible power came, and all the laws were changed at this moment.
Russell narrowed his eyes slightly, stepped forward to protect Satan behind him, and looked intently at the electric arc beating outside the balcony.
Who, is it God or...
The white soles of his feet stepped out of the arc space, followed by his calves and thighs, which were spotless and his pure body showed no flaws. Russell's expression became more solemn until he was covered by Satan from behind.
Lucy!
Lucy stepped onto the balcony, ignoring Satan who was grinning to protect his food, and looked at the scumbag with a smile in her eyes.
"Don't make trouble. I can't see. What should I do if she attacks me?" Russell tried to open Satan's hand, but failed and only opened two fingers.
Miss Satan doesn't care about this. She only knows that the dead ex-girlfriend is here. She has not yet put on her clothes and is arrogantly showing off. She must have bad intentions.
"Russell, are you looking for me?"
"I'm looking for you? When did I look for you?"
Russell was surprised. Thinking that he had pronounced Lucy's name, he curled his lips and said, "That's what happened. However, you were always there when called, which surprised me a little."
He did not squint, his eyes were fixed on Lucy, not because he was greedy for beauty, even if Lucy became a god, her figure and appearance would be more perfect than before, but because Lucy suddenly arrived with unknown purpose, there was a high probability that there would be a fierce battle.
What surprised Russell the most was the change in Lucy's expression. Her eyes were bright and clear, which was very different from the last time.
Russell didn't know whether Lucy was acting. If she was acting, she must have evil intentions and he had to be on guard. If she wasn't acting and Lucy had really found her feelings, seeing that she was open-minded and came with good intentions, she must have a huge conspiracy and he must be on guard. Can't live.
All in all, regardless of the two possibilities, there will be a fierce battle today.
Lucy smiled slightly, and the electromagnetic force recreated a white swimsuit. She stepped into the bathtub. The swimsuit, skin, and milk were all the same color, which made Russell gasp.
Satan was furious and seduced her dead ghost in front of her. On such an important day, he really thought she was easy to bully.
"Russell, get her away, I don't like her."
Satan glared at Lucy fiercely, and then shrank behind Russell after speaking.
Russell said nothing, frowning and looking at Lucy, who slowly said: "The process of becoming a god made me lose something. This is inevitable and I can't change it. But after becoming a god, I began to realize how much I had lost. Priceless fortune."
"so what?"
"Russell, you are just like God. You both retain your ego and rich emotions. If I want to go further, I can only seek help from you or God." Lucy explained her purpose.
"Then go find God!" x2
After Russell finished speaking, he realized it was a heavy voice, turned around and patted Miss Satan's red-haired head, turning her elbows outward, "Very good, keep it up."
"The door to heaven is closed. God is unwilling to contact me. Moreover, I would rather choose you than him." Lucy said with a smile.
"Why, blame me for being too good?"
"In the process of becoming a god, we merged for a brief period of time. This was the reason why I was able to maintain myself. Unfortunately, I didn't understand the preciousness of feelings at the time..."
Lucy talked about her experience of becoming a god. Russell frowned and listened. Lucy regarded feelings as eternal barriers and abandoned them like worn-out shoes. Because he and Lucy were in a fusion state at the time, some of his feelings were also deleted.
Now Lucy regretted it, or in other words, after becoming a god, she was qualified to pursue rich emotions, and came to him for help to enter the fusion state again.
"You're laughing so hard, you almost killed me then, and now you want to ask me for help, do you think I have no temper?"
Russell sneered, sensed the level of life, and determined that there was no God of Creation in the chaotic world, not God, nor Lucy. He was equally powerful as the two, and no one was above the same level. Especially him, who can come and leave whenever he wants. If a fight breaks out, Lucy will get nothing but defeat. If she wants him to fuse and sacrifice herself, just dream!
"I know what I have done, and I also know that you are wary of me. There is no possibility of us merging in the future, so..."
Lucy bit her lip: "Maybe we can become one in another way. Just like Satan helps you find your feelings, you are also special to me."
"Only you are special."
"..."x2
Russell: It sounds familiar. He seems to have told it to someone.
Satan: You scumbags, don’t you have any other words?
"Russell, please speak."
"What's there to say!"
Russell snorted coldly: "Although you are very sincere, and we did have a relationship before, you are not the same person you were before, and you are not the Lucy I knew. You can leave. There is no possibility of us getting together." .”
"That's right, he is mine now, please leave quickly!" Miss Satan followed.
"Can't you start over?"
Lucy smiled like a devil: "Do you know why God closes the door to heaven? He saw the future and you and I are destined to be reunited. He is afraid of you entering heaven."
"Ah this..."
Russell took a deep breath, and his unsatisfied little heart began to beat faster. If there was a possibility of entering heaven, he wouldn't mind forcing himself to merge with Lucy.
Satan:
Bastard, why do you hesitate and continue to reject her?
"Today is a day that Ms. Satan cherishes, so I won't interrupt."
Lucy stood up and left. The milk turned into water lines and slowly slid down her elegant figure. She looked back and smiled lightly: "Tomorrow, you know where to find me."
Got it, in the rental house, my tx maid Eleanor and t1000 electronic cat are still squatting there!
Russell sneered, put his arms around Miss Satan's shoulders, and said resolutely: "Daydreaming, she is my true love, today and tomorrow, you can't see me tomorrow!"
"What about the day after tomorrow?" Miss Satan interjected.
"..."
No one spoke, the atmosphere was a bit subtle and there was some tacit understanding.
As promised, see you the day after tomorrow.
Well, see you there!
After Lucy left, Russell and Miss Satan stared at each other in the bathtub. The little sister was almost furious. She was still dreaming about a grand wedding, but the scumbag had a date with the sexy thing in front of her. Her face is still long-term.
"Asshole, you are talking, what about the day after tomorrow?"
"..."
Uh, how about together?
————
The main god space.
Mission World: Resident Evil 1-2.
In an underground tunnel, a rail train travels at high speed.
There is a tactical team with live ammunition in the carriage, including a man in red and a young man wearing a silver bracelet.
The light and shadow were blurred, and four figures appeared in the carriage. They appeared out of thin air and came very suddenly, but everyone in the carriage ignored them, as if they had not noticed them, and as if they had been here from the beginning.
"It's really a biohazard. This is too novice village."
"I didn't expect that I have become an administrator and I have to take care of new people. What does that guy mean? Is he just having nothing to do and making fun of us?"
Among the four figures, two are standing and two are lying down. There is no doubt that the ones lying down are newbies in this mission.
After Russell took control of the main god space, he promoted some key members of his confidants, namely Shen Menghan's harem team, and each person had the position of administrator of the main god space.
The daily work is to fix the bugs in the main god space, maintain world peace, and eliminate the invaders of the five major planets in the galaxy.
In other words, they are doglegs.
Except for the two superwomen, they are responsible for helping the evildoers, they are the administrators who manage the administrators, and they are responsible for fixing the bugs that occur after the administrators fix the bugs.
The main reason why there are so many bugs is that the new official took office with three things in mind.
Leaders are not good people in daily life. They often have some fantastic ideas and just slap them on the forehead.
The top moves his mouth, the bottom runs and breaks his legs.
Specific to the execution details, because Russell's wild imagination exceeds the capabilities of the Lord God, or he changes orders day by day without discipline, resulting in inconsistencies in the execution of the Lord God, bugs of one kind or another will always appear during the operation.
For example, this time, Russell whimsically changed the recruitment threshold of the main god space.
The change was not big, only one word was changed, from living person to dead person.
The administrators were upset when they heard this, and the two superwomen also felt it was inappropriate. They worked together to persuade Russell when they reported work in the evening. After several failed efforts, they finally convinced him to sleep.
There is no rush to implement the new order. We will try it out first. If the effect is good, we will gradually adjust the proportion of new members in the future.
Today is the first time. In order to make this matter the last time, the two superwomen personally led the team, and the administrators were mobilized to ensure that the newcomers could go back and forth from where they wanted.
Let the newcomer die again!
The two administrators responsible for the first level, which is the Resident Evil 1 Hive plot, are Ying Yingying and Duan Xinlan.
Because they were newbies from Novice Village, the two of them had no intention of using their redeemed abilities. They wore black tactical team uniforms and prepared to use firearms to fight from start to finish.
When it comes to the second level, which is the plot of Resident Evil 2's Raccoon City, two superwomen will be fully responsible.
"How is it possible that at the next level, I can make newcomers die in the hive with just a few clicks of my finger?"
Ying Yingying crossed her arms in front of her chest and was very confident in her ability to dig holes. She pulled on the tactical vest on her chest and complained: "It's so stuffy. Are the clothes too small? I can't breathe." .”
After saying that, he cast an envious look at the woman in red beside him: "That's great. The model figure looks good in any clothes, unlike me, who looks like a space distortion no matter what I wear."
Duan Xinlan:
Since this little bitch became the administrator, she has as much magic power as she needs, and doesn't have to worry about changing her size at any time, and she has become much tougher in her speech.
"Xinlan, we have the same number of battle uniforms, tell me, are they boring?"
"I think the pants are short, but you, oh, they're all down to the bottom of your shoes."
"..."x2
~~`′~~
This is what the little boat between sisters looks like. It is under Schrödinger's control, and he is crazy about trying to capsize or not.
After all, it was Yingyingying who had a broader heart. She generously forgave her unfilial daughter and looked at the two newcomers.
There's a saying, for just passers-by, the two newcomers don't look good at first glance, and they look even worse upon closer inspection.
The middle-aged man has a Mediterranean body and a beer belly, a white sleeveless vest, gray shorts, and one slipper. He may not be a worldly person, but he is definitely a foot-picking uncle.
Although the middle-aged woman is taking care of herself, time is not forgiving. The trivial matters of life take up all her life, squeezing away her youth and leaving her with an out-of-shape figure.
"Call you unlucky. You still have a chance to be reborn after death. Call you lucky. You have no potential at all. You are destined to die in the intrigues of the Lord God's world..."
Ying Yingying shook her head: "Sorry, the captain issued a death order. In order to prevent the captain's wife from messing around, the main god's space was finally played to death. You will not survive in this world."
"You can't say that. I think this uncle has great potential. Look, his dress is very similar to that of Fire Cloud Evil God." Duan Xinlan said happily.
"Yeah, more like if he had two slippers."
…
Ice cold! Shake!
Luo Hantang woke up from a coma. Hearing the roar of the railway tracks in his ears, he did not get up immediately. He squinted his eyes and looked to the side, trying to check the surrounding situation and analyze his location.
The good news is that Huang Lianpo is also here.
The bad news is that there are people around who are communicating in English. They have been kidnapped and may have left Fengning City.
The angle problem prevented Luo Hantang from observing in more detail. He only remembered that he was driving at the time, and suddenly a white light flashed, and a car traveling in the opposite direction quickly hit him.
What happened? Who kidnapped the couple? Did the group leader start kicking people?
"Well, that's right. You are the most qualified among these newcomers."
Yingyingying made the usual comment and continued: "Stop pretending, get up as soon as you wake up. This is not a kidnapping, you are already dead."
Luo Hantang's heart tightened. After five seconds of silence, he slowly sat up and pushed his wife beside him.
Don't sleep, we're going to Naihe Bridge ahead!
It was dark outside the carriage. Luo Hantang didn't know whether it was true or not, so he swallowed and looked at the two seducers.
Very beautiful, even elite in the world of killers.
Luo Hantang was stunned for a moment. The old Luo family was full of decent people, and he was no exception. He didn't understand anything when he was a boy. His upbringing was very strict when he was young, but he was too lazy to understand when he was middle-aged. The beauty was in front, her body was habitually ignored, her eyes looked past Ying Yingying and Duan Xinlan, and observed other people around them.
It's shameful to say that he has great confidence in his son. Due to the family tradition, Russell is as bad at beauty as he is.
Luo Hantang looked around, his face getting weirder, and he subconsciously said: "Two envoys, foreigners are also coming to report to us?"
"Yes, foreigners are also reporting here." Duan Xinlan said with a straight face.
"Don't bully the newcomers, they will take it seriously."
Yingyingying pushed Duan Xinlan away and told her not to imitate someone who kept talking about things.
At this time, Fang Yanqing woke up from her sleep, frowned and looked around, and whispered something to Luohantang.
"It's broken. Something big happened. We left so suddenly. That kid will definitely find the code book on the bookshelf."
"So what, his brain can't understand."
"Bah, that guy is smart. You are the only one who thinks he is stupid."
"What's the use of talking about it now, we're all gone."
"Too……"
The two communicated quietly, and at the end of the conversation, they both fell silent.
"Oh, you guys know each other, what's the relationship?" Yingyingying asked casually.
"Old couple."
"It's a good relationship. If we end it together, we won't leave a lonely person behind." Ying Yingying nodded.
"Vice Captain, what you said is wrong. Who stipulates that middle-aged widows can only die alone? The world is so big and there are so many choices. It may be that you choose a new love." Duan Xinlan was not convinced.
"Don't be stupid, the captain's wife will not be widowed in middle age, and her new love will not be you." Ying Yingying was speechless and warned Duan Xinlan not to interrupt, otherwise she would paraphrase the two captains' exact words and ask her to sit in a wheelchair tonight.
"Who am I not?"
Duan Xinlan ignored the threat, widened her eyes and said, "Tell me, do you want to sleep with my man?"
"Haha, he actually wants to give it to me for free."
Yingying Yingpi smiles but doesn't smile, and her eyes are not blind.
"Who is that, Xiao Yin or Shao Xin?"
Duan Xinlan started the process of elimination, selecting the little bitches one by one, and said firmly: "I know, it's Shao Xin, the little Lang Hoozi covets the captain's beauty. In order to sleep with the captain, she will try her best to work as a hothouse maid for the captain's wife. !”
"Don't get nervous, I'm talking about Supergirl 3, Supergirl 4, and Supergirl 5678." Ying Yingying said speechlessly.
"What you said makes our captain feel like he has mitosis."
"Who knows, after all, she has a criminal record and it split once."
"Oh, if you dare to speak ill of the captain, you are dead. She can beat you to a height of 1.2 meters with one punch."
"What does it matter? She can't hear it anyway." Yingyingying said guiltily.
"She will hear it because I will tell her." Duan Xinlan said confidently.
As expected of you, you speak out whether there is reason or not, and try your best to eradicate all threats.
"Ahem!"
Ying Yingying clenched her fists and coughed twice, interrupting the low-pitched conversation between the two newcomers. At the same time, she regained the serious atmosphere and said with dignity: "This is the main god's space. You have passed away. I will not reveal the specific way of death." There are scars, you should know it yourself."
"..."x2
Luo Hantang and Fang Yanqing were silent. Yes, they had a car accident and both died.
"Are we really dead?"
"Well, I really can't do it anymore."
"Then can we go back and see our family? To be honest, we also have a son who is a policeman. I'm afraid..."
"Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. You two people in the underworld should not care about the affairs of the earth." Yingyingying waved her hand to interrupt.
"That's right, a sinister person should..."
"Shut up and don't cause trouble!"
"Then...two envoys, could you please give my son a dream, so that he won't be sad and live a good life in the future? By the way, don't get depressed."
Fang Yanqing couldn't accept it for a moment and said with a wry smile: "His name is Russell, he is a young police officer. He is introverted and not familiar with the world. He often does stupid things when his brain gets hot. I'm afraid that he won't be able to accept it and will trouble the two envoys again." Take a trip.”
"..."x2
Sorry, I didn't catch it clearly. What's your son's name?
Introverted and inexperienced...
Ying Yingying and Duan Xinlan held their breaths and thought about it carefully. This description had nothing to do with Russell, so it must be the same name.
That’s right, it’s just a coincidence!
"Ahem!"
Duan Xinlan looked at the middle-aged couple with a serious face: "May I ask, sir and madam, where do they live?"
"Arhat Hall."
"Fang Yanqing lives in Fengning City, Yuanhai Province, China."
"Hiss, hiss——" x2
Duan Xinlan and Yingyingying gasped. Different from the former whose eyes were shining, the latter wanted to confirm again. She used magic to create a big portrait and asked: "Your son Russell, is he such an honorable person?" ?"
In the photo, Russell is dressed in black, with his eyes narrowed and the corners of his mouth raised, looking evil and wild, with a hawk-like gaze and a wilted smile.
In Ying Yingying's heart, Russell looked like this.
"He's my son, but he doesn't smile that bad. He's very honest." Fang Yanqing frowned.
Yingyingying:
Is he the only one who is honest?
Can an honest person become the strongest reincarnation person, climb over everyone, and finally tame the Lord God and become a lackey?
Mother, please don’t look at your son with colored eyes. Believe me, everyone in the Lord God Dimension can testify that your son doesn’t look bad when he smiles, he looks bad whether he smiles or not.
"Messenger, why do you have a photo of my son? Do you know him?"
A group of people in Luohan Hall panicked, thinking that their son was one step ahead of the couple and rushed to the underworld.
Snapped!
Ying Yingying was about to say something when Duan Xinlan knocked her away. The latter helped Fang Yanqing up and said with tears in her eyes: "We know each other. Not only do we know each other, I am also her girlfriend."
You're crazy, the captain will kill you.
Get out of the way and stay out of the way!
"Girlfriend?!" x2
"That's right, when the second elder left, he was in a state of despair. He leaned in my arms and choked and sobbed every night. Thanks to my encouragement, he was able to step out of the shadows. I forgot to mention, my name is Duan Xinlan..."
Duan Xinlan regretted it extremely. If time could go back again, she would definitely try her best to show her intellectual beauty in front of her two elders.
Instead of now, she looks like a spirited little girl.
Fortunately, the problem is not big. If you perform well next, you will definitely be able to change the first impression when you first met, win the favor of your parents-in-law, squeeze out Supergirl x2, and become the only legal daughter-in-law of the Luo family.
It doesn't matter if he can't squeeze away. With the support of his parents-in-law, Supergirl x2 doesn't dare to do anything to him!
Duan Xinlan was very attentive, praising Luo Hantang's tiger father and his son, Fang Yanqing, who taught his son well. The son he taught was sensible and polite, and he was particularly gentle to his girlfriend, who was her.
During this period, some interesting stories about young lovers were interspersed, and they tried their best to implant non-existent memories.
Yingyingying:
I don’t have the shame to look at it, I really don’t have the shame to look at it.
"It turns out you are my boy's girlfriend, you are so beautiful."
"My mother-in-law just calls me Xinlan. Russell likes me most to be obedient and filial to my parents."
"Why have I never heard him mention you?"
"When my father-in-law and mother-in-law left, we had just gotten together and hadn't had time to tell you. By the way, this is the main god's space. There may be something wrong with the time, but please don't worry, I will risk my life and I will try my best. How to resurrect the two elders and return to the world..."
"Can it still be resurrected?"
"able!"
Ying Ying Ying: |
Church, corner, cross, priest.
Russell, dressed in black, secretly peeped. He found the souls of his close relatives, but he did not dare to resurrect them immediately, nor did he show up to meet them immediately. His thoughts were complicated and timid, so he asked Superwoman x2 to help find out. Lu, by the way, let me tell you the details of his current situation so that the two closest relatives can be mentally prepared.
Also, I complained about Luo's mother's vision in introducing the person.
Look who you found, she's an undercover agent, she's the evil nemesis, she almost killed our whole family!
