Only with competition can there be pressure, and only with competition can there be efficiency.
This principle is the same everywhere, and the same is true in the world of superheroes.
There is only one Superman, but there are four successors competing for the spot. For the sake of KPI, the four superheroes execute justice day and night, and the super villains are so worried that their hair almost falls out.
It is conceivable that if this continues, except for a few villains, such as the Joker, who is optimistic and always smiles, all other super villains will have to change to Mediterranean or bald looks.
Luther per capita belongs to yes.
Closer to home, the four superheroes, Colossus, Superboy, Annihilator, and Robot Superman, work day and night to fight criminals. They are not only active in the metropolis, but their busy figures can also be seen in other cities, and they have created a wave of goodwill in front of the public. .
Compared with the hard-working successors of Superman, The Flash is slow and lazy, just a salted fish waiting to die.
They are also fighting crime. Due to differences in resources, characters, and capitalist support, the reputations gained by the four superheroes are also very different.
Colossus and Annihilus speak little and won't show off their faces in front of the camera, so they are tied for the bottom in terms of popularity.
I guess these two people don't matter. One has a righteous heart and only wants to inherit Superman's legacy and fight crime; the other is a temporary Superman, a clone of Clark, a biological weapon made with Kryptonian technology. The primary goal is to protect Clark's body and let him Resurrection as soon as possible.
Superboy is supposed to be the most popular successor to Superman. He is backed by the Lex Group, has abundant resources, and a lovable personality. His advertisements and trolls are all over the Internet, with 6 billion fans all over the world, and an average of nine levels of Keywords per capita.
It's a pity that the child is still young. With Clark's big muscle in front of him, Superboy is more like a newly minted idol. People like him, but few people think of him as the second Superman.
By the way, Superboy hasn't practiced for two and a half years and is still very good at basketball.
Finally, there is the Robot Superman, who has the highest reputation among the four successors. Every time he appears, it is a big scene, and every time he beats a powerful villain, he is not afraid of hardship and is not tired. He did the work of the entire Justice League by himself, causing lightning to Xia can only release energy on the treadmill and his girlfriend.
The ladies of Gotham are happy. Because the mechanical Superman is too active, Gotham's villains go to bed early and get up early. Batman can't find an output target at night, and he can't take the initiative to release the mental patients in Arkham. In order to maintain his physiological peak, he can only Added daytime output objects.
Celebrity: Why does Batman not work at night and Bruce Wayne parties every day? Is there any inevitable connection between this?
If nothing else, Colossus and Annihilus are destined to become second-rate superheroes, while Mechanical Superman will become the real Superman in the eyes of the people.
Superboy can't compete, at least not now. Without big chest muscles, let alone the public, even the master wouldn't feel safe getting close to him.
Time passed by. On this day, Russell studied for the third time, and the Justice League, which Bruce was always paying attention to, launched a collective action.
The Justice League's new watchtower was completed. This watchtower, funded by Batman, attracted much attention when it started. Once completed, media reporters caught wind of it, and the president personally attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony.
Things have been going wrong for the Justice League recently. First of all, the League's pectoralis major died. Not long after, the League's first sister, Wonder Woman Diana, disappeared, as if she had disappeared without a trace.
If it was a super villain who did it, counting the time, Zeus would be able to have a grandson next year.
In the end, the four 'supermen' were too active, and the Justice League was too weak for everyone. It won't be long before they can consider disbanding.
The ribbon-cutting ceremony went on normally. As usual, American speeches are indispensable. The President prepared a stack of speech notes and gave an unscripted speech according to the script.
Members of the Justice League were on alert, including Superboy and Iron Man.
Through his identity as a big capitalist, Luther received a security order from the White House and appointed Superboy as the security captain to protect the personal safety of the President at all times.
The bald father was heartbroken in order for his and Clark's son to be officially recognized.
"There's something wrong with him!"
In the distant building, Bruce is dressed in black, holding a telescope to observe the mechanical Superman.
Behind him are Russell and Diana, who is tied by the lasso of the truth. The unlucky Wonder Woman is imprisoned in a secret stronghold in the sewers. She cannot enter or exit. Not to mention eating and drinking, diarrhea has become a big problem.
Everyone on Russell's side picked up their cameras.
Fortunately, Bruce interceded, otherwise she would definitely turn black when pushed to the limit.
Under the baptism of hell's sand sculpture style, Diana matured a lot. She was tied into a turtle shell in public and was led by Russell. She could face it indifferently.
"Who has a problem, the Batman of this world? Get out of the way and let me see!" Russell asked knowingly, grabbed the telescope, and kicked Bruce away.
Bruce got up silently, wiped away the nosebleed, and took out a telescope without saying a word.
Of the four successors of Superman, Bruce has three pieces of accurate information. Colossus and Annihilus are innocent. Capitalists are behind Superboy's activities. Mechanical Superman has a mysterious origin and is good at building momentum. There are no black spots in front of the camera. Bruce suspects that he is an outsider. The second chess piece of the Star Force.
Since he is an undercover agent of an alien force, his purpose must be to disintegrate the superhero team on Earth, the Justice League, from within.
There are many ways to disintegrate, including breaking into the interior, assassinating one by one, being a hero, and the alien asked me to give you a message...
There are too many ways that Bruce can think of, so I won't list them all here. Judging from the fact that Robot Superman likes to act alone and never comes into contact with members of the Justice League, it can be inferred that he has no idea of infiltrating the inside.
Maybe you are worried about being exposed after being lifted, or maybe the efficiency is too slow.
Bruce suspected that the mechanical superman had hidden a killer weapon and planned to kill them all while the Justice League acted collectively.
Today is the best opportunity.
Rustling!
Russell loosened the mantra lasso and released Diana, who was imprisoned in the turtle shell: "Go, you are free, go and reunite with your accomplices."
Diana didn't leave. Bruce said a lot when he analyzed the intelligence. She was present every time. She was not a fool. She understood that if things went by now, they would only end up being wiped out.
Sure enough, before Diana could find communication equipment, the ribbon-cutting scene ushered in a sudden change.
In mid-air, a space gate opened rapidly, and hundreds of armored monsters with wings shuttled through the space gate and entered the earth, launching an attack on the onlookers and the presidential guard.
The superheroes of the Justice League organized a counterattack, protecting the masses while killing alien monsters.
Superboy also joined in the fun.
Only the mechanical Superman remained motionless. He focused all his attention on the Madam President and did not save the crowd. He only waited for the Madam President to face a life-threatening situation and appeared to rescue her to increase his favorability.
"The sonic tunnel...and the demonoids, the alien force invading the earth is Apokolips!"
Diana's face changed drastically, and she flew over to save the situation regardless of her own safety. Just as she jumped as high as a matchbox, she suddenly stopped and chose to stay with Russell.
Her intuition told her that since Satan was willing to let go, it was already too late to get over it.
"No, your comrades are fighting bloody battles. If you are not careful, they will rush to the street, but you ignore them for the sake of a man you slept with for one night. Although this man is really excellent, you are too ruthless. ”
Russell snorted coldly and strongly condemned: "Bah, you scumbag!"
Diana took a deep breath, resisted the discomfort and smiled: "If I cooperate with you in taking photos, can you help the earth deal with Darkseid?"
Without Superman and a mechanical Superman undercover, the Justice League cannot defeat Darkseid, who has been planning for a long time.
Even if it can be defeated, the earth will suffer countless casualties due to the war.
Diana decided to sacrifice herself, even if there was hell ahead of her, she would never look back.
"Any photo will do?"
"..."
"If it doesn't work, forget it. Although I am a devil, I like you voluntarily and never force others." Seeing Diana's hesitation, Russell was not embarrassed.
"Okay, anything is fine!"
Diana gritted her teeth and nodded in agreement.
"Okay then, I'll take a picture of the clothes you're wearing when the time comes."
On me...
Diana was overjoyed. She was wearing a combat uniform, tightly wrapped, and only her two long legs were exposed. No matter how many photos were taken, any shape would be acceptable.
Hey, wait a minute, will Satan be so kind?
"It's not the combat uniform you're wearing, but this piece of clothing." Russell pointed to Diana's waist.
Diana lowered her head subconsciously and didn't see the clothes, only the mantra lasso.
Suddenly, Diana understood what Russell meant, and she was furious, "What kind of devil is in the world, do you call this clothes?"
"alright, that's fine."
"Forget it, forget it!"
Diana snorted coldly, turned around and rushed...but didn't rush out.
While she was bargaining with Russell, the mechanical superman went on a killing spree and saved the life-threatening Madam President, successfully gaining a lot of reputation.
Almost at the same time, the sonic blast channel fell from the sky and wiped out the Justice League, sending them to an unknown location.
Diana: ∑
"If you think about it at the best, the universe is so big, it may not necessarily be at the door of Darkseid's house, but it may also be Darkseid's bedroom."
Russell slowly took out a file and trimmed his nails: "Oh, I don't know how long they can last without Superman."
The corners of Diana's mouth twitched, and she looked at the mantra lasso around her waist and fell into deep thought.
In comparison, Bruce was much calmer. He did not panic because of the Justice League's collective fishing, nor was he pessimistic about the upcoming invasion of alien forces. He confirmed that he was behind the scenes and was preparing to launch a series of plans against the mechanical Superman.
The so-called series is planA-plan524.
It was the first time I faced a powerful enemy of 'Superman' level, and I was a little excited when I thought about it.
Bruce's confidence came from himself, and he decided to go to Gotham's Batcave to pack some props on his own.
There is no saying that the dove takes over the magpie's nest, he, Bruce Wayne, is Batman.
"I am willing. As long as you rescue the Justice League and kill Darkseid, I can accept this dress." After some ideological struggle, Diana agreed to make a deal with the devil.
At this moment, her heart was bleeding.
"It's too late, the price has increased now."
"puff!"
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Gotham, the Batcave.
The butler Alfred expressed doubts about the strange man who called himself Batman, but after a brief exchange, he confirmed the identity of the strange man.
Master Wayne in the parallel universe is also a master, and he doesn't choose.
Russell asked Guan Jiaxia for an empty house, and led the ashen-looking Diana inside.
Close the door, lock it, and start shooting.
When the time came in the evening, Diana walked out of the house with an expressionless face. She put one hand on her forehead and the other on the wall, feeling that she would never go back.
"Hey, you have a good look. Why don't you come in and get two more?"
Diana trembled when she heard this. She straightened her back and stood up straight. She realized that her body had become particularly obedient. She gritted her teeth and said, "The filming is over. I have changed all my clothes. As you promised, now it's time..."
"Don't worry, the devil is the most trustworthy. I will never break my promise to you."
Russell did not continue to tease Diana's fragile nerves. He raised his hand and snapped his fingers to bring back the Justice League and the others who had been transported to the edge of the universe.
Batman, Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Cyborg, Hawkman.
Everyone is safe, all body parts are there, and they have not been transformed into semi-mechanical life forms by Apokolips technology.
"Diana, are you here too?" Green Lantern asked in surprise.
"Man, this is the Batcave, it should be said that we are back." Flash reminded.
"I know, it's just a welcome to Diana. After all, she has been missing for so long and there is no news at all. We all thought she went back to Olympus for a blind date." Green Lantern defended.
Bang!
Diana sent Green Lantern flying with one punch, her teeth clenched loudly, and her eyes spit fire as she said, "Asshole, I won't hesitate to make a deal with the devil for you. I won't save you just for your words."
Batman remained silent throughout the whole process, looking at Russell next to Diana with a sense of creepy fear. He tried his best to stay calm and did not express his inner fear.
"Diana, who is this?"
The Flash looked at Russell suspiciously and introduced himself.
"Hello, I'm Green Lantern."
Green Lantern flew back rubbing his face and complained that Diana was too hard. After not seeing each other for a while, Wonder Woman became a violent maniac.
Russell ignored the rush and said with a smile: "Let me introduce myself, my name is Satan, and I am Ms. Diana's official photographer."
"Wow, Diana, are you going to release a photo album?"
Because the cheerful tone pierced the thorn in Diana's heart, with a bang, Green Lantern was thrown into the street again.
"Russell, you..."
Bruce packed a bunch of bat props and was about to discuss the information about Apokolips with Russell. When he saw the Justice League suddenly returning, he was stunned.
The Justice League was also stunned.
"Two... Batman?!"
A gust of dark wind blew from nowhere, and the props that Bruce had packed fell to the floor, making the atmosphere even weirder.
"..."xN
…
"Let me explain to you, I am Satan, the master of hell."
In the Batcave, members of the Justice League sat in rows, and Teacher Russell held a pointer and started a small popular science lecture.
Bruce had a premonition of something and wanted to run, but failed and was punished to stand on the blackboard.
"This is Bruce Wayne, the Batman of the current world. The person standing on the blackboard is also Bruce Wayne, the Batman from the parallel universe. Because of my mistake, his universe restarted. In order to compensate him, I brought He traveled through...what, why did he restart, that’s a good question!”
Russell read the lines as usual, and the pointer pointed to the blackboard, which projected Bruce's street and prison photos.
Batman:
Gan!
"Hiss--"
The sound of air-conditioning being pumped could be heard all the time, especially from a green guy who was laughing the most heartlessly.
It is conceivable that when the next big event comes, he will be dead.
Russell did not post Diana’s photo album. Those photo albums were so large that it looked as if Diana was wearing them or not.
It stands to reason that such an excellent piece of art should be widely advertised and shared with everyone, which is the beauty of adulthood, instead of being shelved in a shelf and only the photographer can enjoy it secretly.
However, many people in society cannot tell the difference between sentimentality and art. When facing works of art, they often criticize them with sentimentality. One second, I borrowed one to talk, and the next second, I was fine.
If you are not careful, the sharer will be warned by FBI.
Russell didn't want to be warned by the FBI all the time, so he didn't take it out. It was definitely not something he was hiding for his own enjoyment.
"Now that we're done, let's talk about the crisis facing the earth."
Russell made a fist and coughed twice, signaling for the students to be quiet.
After a while, because a certain green person talked too much, another person was punished to stand on the blackboard.
"Let me say it one last time, I am the only one who can interrupt in this classroom. Do you understand me?"
No one refuted. Teacher Luo nodded with satisfaction. He was full of authority as a teacher and had a sense of accomplishment as a teacher. He took out his camera and took a group photo of his classmates.
"Don't worry about the big crisis. Diana has fulfilled all my fantasies. Although she won't have to celebrate Mother's Day next year, Apokolips will organize a visit to Darkseid's grave next year... What, you ask, what is the fantasy?"
Russell said with a serious face: "I'm afraid this won't work. The scale is too big. The teacher is afraid that your bodies won't be able to bear it, so I won't show the photos here. I'm different. I'm in good health. I can bear this sin alone."
"No one asked you this..."
Diana moaned helplessly, just like Bruce before.
Now Bruce can't do it anymore. He stands expressionless on the blackboard and looks like an old fool.
"In short, the mechanical superman is Darkseid's undercover agent who broke into the earth. If you eliminate him, the responsibility of protecting the earth will be left to you."
Russell waved his hand to boost morale before the battle: "Fucks, act quickly. Superman will be resurrected in a while, and you don't have much time left to prove yourself."
"Think about it, in your own comic strips, you are all omnipotent superheroes. When you enter the Justice League, you are called Superman's thigh pendant every time. Don't you feel ashamed!"
"..."xN
Is there such a thing?
do not think so.
…
The Justice League came out in full force, and Diana ran the fastest. Looking at her furious look, one can imagine that she would vent all the humiliation that Satan had given her on the mechanical Superman.
Diana: If I can’t deal with Satan, I can’t deal with you!
It may really be impossible to deal with it in a one-on-one fight, but it's definitely no problem in a group fight. Robot Superman is not Superman, and Diana has dismantled it.
Batman is very interested in Satan and wants to stay and chat for a while. It would be best if he could get information about the multiverse.
But he still left. Bruce handed him over with a look, and Batman understood.
Bruce left coordinates in the super computer in the Batcave, locating the secret base in the metropolitan sewers. Everything Batman wants is there. Leave quickly, don't get too involved with Satan, and it's best not to even look at each other.
"Bruce, this world is over, let's go to the next world."
Russell slapped Bruce on the shoulder: "It's your favorite part again. Aren't you very excited to be able to get ready for a big fight?"
Bruce didn't think so. After traveling through time several times, his happiest fight was with Batman.
"You said you wouldn't take action this time and would let me solve the crisis by myself."
"Don't be stupid. You believe the lies that lied to Diana. I can't agree to it but change my mind temporarily because of her beauty, right?"
"Haha, I really don't believe it."
"That's right."
Russell nodded repeatedly and said: "Don't worry, there is more than one Darkseid clone in the multiverse. If you catch a lot of them, you will have plenty of opportunities to challenge him. Now, let's develop and raise the level first."
"Can you tell me about Darkseid?"
"This guy is very powerful. Before our universe was restarted, he invaded the earth once and was driven away by me." Russell said.
Don't let me, let's talk like you are an ordinary person!
Bruce almost blurted out his words, but held it in with his strong willpower.
Russell looked disappointed and continued: "You are no match for Darkseid now. Even if you can use your props and brains to deal with him in the sewers, Superman will still need to decide the outcome in the end."
As he spoke, he waved his hand and opened a light curtain, and the scene shifted to a parallel universe.
The overbearing president Darkseid led the cavalry of Apokolips to contribute to one planet after another, destroying countless cosmic civilizations. The army arrived in the solar system, and the earth will be the next victim.
The three giants of the Justice League found that the defense of Apokolips was empty, and summoned all the superheroes on the earth, preparing to attack from behind and give Darkseid a blow in the head.
As everyone knows, everything is Darkseid's plan. He saw through the Justice League that he would see through the void behind Apokolips, and prepared a big gift for the guests who came from afar.
Darkseid created a batch of Doomsday version of the demonoids, whose individual strength was off the charts. The heroes of Earth faced a devastating blow as soon as they set foot on Apokolips.
In one encounter, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Zatanna and other superheroes were torn into pieces, and the others either died in battle or became prisoners.
The better ones are like Shazam, who broke his leg and escaped with a small life.
The bad ones are like The Flash and Cyborg. The former became a guinea pig on the generator, and the latter was dismantled and became Darkseid's personal computer.
The Big Three are the worst, and life is worse than death.
Batman was tortured by various spirits and finally brainwashed. He sat on that chair and became Darkseid's dog-headed strategist;
Diana was transformed into a cyborg and became the security captain of Apokolips. The team members were superheroes such as Mera, Martian Manhunter, Hawkman, and Starfire who also underwent transformation.
At this point, Russell pressed the pause button and curled his lips and said: "What a waste, these are all high-quality resources. Darkseid is too cold-blooded, unlike me, who is warm-blooded and will only love them well."
Bruce: "..."
Believe me, they would rather fall into Darkseid's hands so that they can at least retain their dignity as superheroes.
"What's the use of dignity? I don't care about that."
That's because no one can make you lose your dignity except you!
"As promised, we'll continue next time."
Russell waved his hand and continued: "I just said that the last of the Big Three, Clark, Darkseid did not kill him, but injected liquid kryptonite into his blood, causing him to lose his superpowers and suffer..."
The physical pain was only one aspect. Darkseid sent Clark back to Earth, allowing Clark to watch his second hometown being ravaged by Apokolips but unable to stop it.
"How about it, isn't Darkseid very powerful?"
Russell looked expectantly, waiting for Bruce to ask who was more powerful, Satan or Darkseid.
Bruce was silent for a moment. After all, he was no longer the Dark Knight who insisted on the bottom line. He learned how to survive and asked curiously: "Who is more powerful, Darkseid or the great Lord of Hell?"
"It's weird, forget it, don't worry about it, why am I being so big-hearted?"
Russell slapped the bat's ear and said, "Darkseid is okay, but I just thought that there would be no Darkseid in this universe."
Bruce silently straightened the bat's ears and continued: "What was the end of that war? Was the earth destroyed?"
"The result is that the superheroes won. Darkseid's failure to kill Clark and other superheroes was his biggest failure. He underestimated Superman's will and also underestimated other superheroes."
Russell said confidently: "I won't. If it were me who invaded the earth, I would definitely avoid any future troubles."
"How to avoid future troubles?" Bruce asked with narrowed eyes.
"I will personally form the Justice League, collect all the superheroes under my control, and make them willing to work for me in the name of justice. After unifying the earth, I will command the stars and seas until I dominate the entire universe." Russell said proudly.
"..."
Impossible, there must be some superhero standing up to resist you.
"He resisted."
Russell spoke quietly, glanced at Bruce, and continued: "You don't even know how happy he is now."
"..."
Bruce didn't know what 'happiness' meant, and suspected that the superhero fell into hell and was tortured every day.
"Absolutely. His majestic appearance when lighting up a cigarette is nothing short of ordinary. His playful and smiling face makes him a good dog." Russell said fondly.
"..."
"Hey, why don't you continue to complain?"
"..."
Moving on, was the Earth in that parallel universe destroyed?
"It's ruined. The earth has lost one-third of its core. You should know what this means." Russell shrugged. With one-third of his soul missing, the earth would no longer be able to rotate.
"Can you save there?"
Bruce knew Russell was digging a hole, but decided to jump.
After all, the decision rests with Russell. If he refuses, he will be tied up and thrown in. Since they are all about jumping in, why not choose a decent way to jump.
"Wow, such a kind Batman, you can't be Clark pretending to be you, right?"
Russell looked surprised, and then said: "Without my intervention, the Flash can restart the timeline by himself. Speaking of which, the reason why Earth attracted Darkseid's attention was caused by the Flash... Well, at least in that parallel The universe is.”
"What do you mean, what did the Flash do?"
"It's nothing. A morning run, changing the past triggered the Flashpoint subplot."
"Flash point?!"
Bruce wrote down such a term, and the Dark Knight's intuition told him that it was very important.
"Speaking of Flashpoint, I suddenly thought of an interesting world."
Russell hooked Bruce's shoulders and blew devilish wind into his ears: "In a certain parallel universe, that is the restarted timeline after Flashpoint. The Wayne family was robbed in an alley. Guess what the result was?"
Come, come, finally see what the bottom of the pit looks like!
Bruce took a deep breath, cooperated and expressed that he couldn't guess, and asked Russell to continue.
"Just heard a gunshot, Bruce Wayne, that is, you, fell in a pool of blood, Martha...well, Ms. Martha Wayne smiled and lived in Arkham, Mr. Thomas lost overnight The two loved ones turned their grief and anger into Batman and became the Dark Knight to carry out justice."
Russell chuckled: "Would you like to see your father in that world?"
Bruce admitted that his heartbeat suddenly accelerated at this moment. He could not refuse and had no ability to refuse. He nodded and looked forward to the time travel that was about to begin.
This is the first time that he is so looking forward to it. Even if the father in that parallel universe is not his father, even if Russell will perform his repertoire again, he is still looking forward to it.
"Come on, I'm looking forward to it too!"
Russell smiled, a smile that made the devil tremble when he saw it.
Bruce felt a chill on the back of his neck, feeling that there was still a hole in the pit, or in other words, he thought he had seen the bottom of the pit, but actually he hadn't yet.
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Gotham.
The houses are not closed at night, the streets are not picked up, the folk customs are simple, and there are many talents. It has been selected into the ranking of the safest cities in the world for many years in a row, and has been firmly in the top three for several years.
"It sounds outrageous, but because of Flashpoint, the impossible will become a reality."
Russell pointed to the deserted Wayne Manor in front of him: "Because Gotham is too safe, Batman has lost the value of survival, so he lives in seclusion here, silently licking the wounds of losing his loved ones, and dying alone until death comes."
Bruce listened silently, followed Russell into Wayne Manor, and walked for a long time before passing through the ordinary abandoned garden.
Before it was abandoned, the garden of the Wayne family was full of views. After it was abandoned, it was reduced to worthless.
This time, Bruce took the initiative to turn on the detective mode and started moving without Russell's urging.
My mood is very complicated, longing, panic, and overwhelmed. I want to see my father, but I am worried that he will not be recognized by him.
After all, this person is not his biological father, but can only be regarded as a father of the same body.
Soon, Bruce found a lot of traces of life activities on the first floor, which was about the kitchen.
The abandoned Wayne Manor was full of cobwebs and dust. Only this floor was littered with garbage. On the stove, instant noodles were simmering on a low fire, with an open bottle of ketchup next to it.
After undergoing hell-like training, Bruce's body reached the peak of human beings, and he could clearly hear the heartbeat coming from the cupboard.
Apparently, the owner mistakenly thought that thugs had broken in and laid an ambush in preparation for a sneak attack.
Bruce was in a dilemma. He wanted to open the cupboard, but he was worried that he would be chased away if he revealed his identity. He stood quietly in front of the cupboard and was in a dilemma.
The so-called worrying about gains and losses is probably like this.
Russell did not have such complicated mental activities. He turned off the fire, looked at the pasta simmering in the pot, and shook his head silently.
"Pathetic man, if you can't take care of yourself, why don't you spend money to hire a hundred maids? If you die without spending all the money, you will be taken to hell?"
"Hey, it doesn't seem impossible. Dear God, Hell Bank welcomes you."
Russell was talking to himself every day, and the Batman in the cupboard couldn't stand it any longer. He opened two wooden doors with a bang and attacked Bruce with a pan in hand.
Bang!
Bruce was hit in the face. He didn't dodge or fight back. He just looked at the old man in front of him without saying a word.
The eyes are extremely complex, and based on the ratio of the fan diagram, sadness accounts for a full 60%.
His hair and beard are all white, he is unkempt and slovenly like a homeless man. He must have lived a very hard life these years!
Batman succeeded with one blow, and when he saw Bruce didn't react at all, he was stunned for a moment, but when he saw Bruce clearly wearing a black bat suit, he didn't even think about it, and he swung the pan continuously, banging and banging.
Because hitting other places is useless, I hit the chin every time.
He wants the other person to know that even an old dog still has three teeth.
Click!
Batman held the frying pan high and stood there as if he was electrocuted. The crisp sound came from his lower back, which had been neglected for many years and suddenly moved vigorously. He accidentally dodged it.
"myback...myback..."
The scene is too cruel, Russell is very unkind and leans back and forth, smiling like a sand sculpture.
Bruce couldn't help laughing, so he helped the old Batman, pressing his back to relax his muscles and activate blood circulation. Bane didn't need to take action, he could massage and set the bones.
"it's me."
Bruce took off the peeping camera and looked at the other person with a complicated expression: "I am Bruce Wayne. I am your child, and I am not your child. I come from another parallel universe."
These words made the old Batman stunned for a long time. After a while, he smiled bitterly and said: "Yes, you are young enough and powerful enough. So, what are you doing here specifically to laugh at me?"
Judging from his words and actions, Old Bat knew that he was overthinking. The person who came in was not a thief. It was unclear what his character was, but at least he was much better than the sand sculpture over there.
"Hey, who are you calling a fool? Believe it or not, I will drag you to hell!"
"No, I'm not here to laugh at you..."
At such a touching moment, a villain suddenly intervened, and Bruce wanted to strangle him to death with his own hands.
It's a pity that I can't pinch it.
He tried his best to ignore the existence of the sand sculpture and raised his hand to push away the long gray hair that obscured the old bat's face. Seeing this face at close range made his nose feel sore.
The affectionate look made the old bat completely confused. He was awkward in the spot and didn't know what to do. He could only show a polite smile.
Damn, is this guy gay!
Just as he was thinking about it, he was hugged fiercely by Bruce and struggled twice. There was a huge disparity in strength and he couldn't push away at all.
"Asshole, what are you going to do? Let me go!"
"I will let go, and I will not disturb your life, but please allow me to call you father."
Bruce hugged the old bat, and the longing for him for many years suddenly burst out, his voice trembled, and he choked: "Father, father."
Old Bat:
Okay, you're not gay, but you're just like the idiot over there, both of you are idiots.
"well said!"
"Man, wake up. I know you are Bruce Wayne. I believe it. Your eyes don't lie."
Seeing that Bruce didn't know how long he was going to hold him, Old Bat had no choice but to interrupt his fantasy: "You are Bruce, and I am Bruce, so please don't call me father, okay?"
"..."
Bruce was stunned, let go of the old bat in his arms, and asked the other party if he was lying.
The old bat sighed: "If possible, I want to realize your fantasy. After all, I have been missing them."
The eyes confirmed that the longing would not be fake, so this bad old man was one of our own.
Bruce was furious, pushed away the old dog in his arms, rushed to Russell at the fastest speed in his life, grabbed him by the collar and said: "Damn bastard, I swear, I have really tolerated you for a long time! Do you want to Tell me what you are doing! What exactly do you want to do? Do you want me to go crazy to make you happy?"
"No need, just smile."
"Ha ha ha ha----"
Bruce laughed wildly, his eyes bulged, his mouth curled up, and his expression was weirdly distorted.
After a while, he calmed down and returned to his dead expressionless face: "Don't make fun of my parents next time, otherwise I will give up on myself and destroy myself, and your fun will be gone."
Use the coldest throat cancer voice to say the most cowardly threat.
"I didn't make fun of your parents, because I also lost my parents. Russell sighed and didn't tell Bruce that his parents had actually been resurrected. After all, he has authority and no one can control what he wants."
Russell was giggling. Seeing Bruce's unkind look, he took out the batarang and prepared to commit suicide. He changed his words and said, "You misunderstood his identity. The next stop is the world where your father lives, not here."
After that, he added: "If you think about it carefully, did I say he was Mr. Thomas?"
You didn't, but you kept leading me into thinking he was!
Bruce was probably giving up on himself. He couldn't do anything to Russell, but he was filled with anger and had to vent it. He turned his grief and anger into appetite, poured out the pasta in the pot, and swallowed it.
Wonderful!
Russell's eyes shone. Finally, under his persistent torture, Bruce was finally infected by the sand sculpture virus.
Supervillains, fear, the multiverse is about to usher in a new Dark Knight - the Sand Sculpture Bat.
There is a saying that the Sand Sculpture Bat with Satan's backing is much scarier than the Laughing Bat. If you don't believe it, look at his majestic posture holding the pot and the noodles hanging from his ears.
Bruce is finally holding the pot instead of the shelf!
Russell was very satisfied with his work, and the more he looked at it, the more satisfied he became.
On the other side, the old bat, also known as old Bruce, saw that his dinner was ruined. He cursed and stepped forward to accuse Bruce of eating alone. Because Bruce was in a bad mood, he was punched and turned into a black eye.
Soon, the two Batmans were fighting.
How could the old Bruce be the opponent of his younger self? With a bang, his black eyes became symmetrical, and his obsessive-compulsive disorder expressed extreme comfort.
"Damn bastard, robber, bandit, your world is hopeless." Old Bruce kept cursing and refused to surrender even though he was tied to a chair.
Bruce watched coldly, picked up the rag and blocked his mouth.
"Yes, you are already a mature Dark Knight. Although you have not reached the peak in all aspects, I believe that if you are released now, not only the super villains, but also the superheroes will suffer." Russell nodded happily, looking at Here we are, these are the soldiers he brought out.
"And this old bat, um, I'll call you Old Bruce. How about you? Do you want to meet your parents?"
Russell waved his hand and took out a photo frame from the black crack. It was old Bruce's treasure, a photo of the three members of the Wayne family.
"think."
Old Bruce doesn't think.
"Think clearly, I am Satan, I made a deal with the devil, and your soul belongs to me from now on." Russell reminded.
"Take it if you want it, but you must keep your promise." Old Bruce was still cheerful.
"Look, what does it mean to speak quickly? If you were so happy, you wouldn't incur so much torture."
Russell let go of the rope around old Bruce and slapped him on the shoulder: "With this darkness, you will be a member of the Hell Knights from now on. This is your leader. Remember to get along well and strive to be the leader one day. He pulled it down and replaced it.”
Old Bruce looked at the black cross on the back of the hand, surprised by the horror energy in it, and curiously: "My master Satan, when can I see my parents?"
"At any time, you even have a father of a parallel universe as a teammate. He hasn't joined yet. I will invite him in the next world."
"I think I will see my parents now."
"Of course, I prepared their exclusive parents for the members of each Hell Cavaliers, go to hell, and the Shengmu will guide you to find them."
The door of Hell opened, and old Bruce resolutely stepped into it.
Russell appreciates Old Bruce very much. A retired Batman may have done a period of vulture for a period of time. He can be positive and has the potential of villains. It is the knight he wants.
A very simply Batman, seeing Bruce frowned. He believes that the parallel universe should adhere to the faith, to maintain the moral bottom line until the last moment ...
"Unless you can't hold it."
Russell interrupted: "You are not him, he is not you, you have experienced different Gotham, don't look at him with your thoughts, you are not alone."
"I know……"
Bruce was silent for a while, and said slowly: "But without the pain of crime alley, he could not become Batman. I thought he had confirmed himself long ago, and as a result ..."
"That's right, there is no present without the past, but who can refuse a kind of good -hearted Satan!" Russell Yinyu said, eliminating all the thoughts of Bruce.
Yes, everyone understands everyone, why not!
"Russell, do my parents also hell?"
"Capitalist, what do you think?"
"They have done a lot of charity, yes ..."
"Atonement vouchers? Don't make trouble, that thing is useless, the church's entrusted words, who can buy the atonement voucher, dedicated to you who need psychological comfort."
Russell said in a lot of truth: "You see you, you throw a lot of money when you pick up girls, you can play with hard -earned, and you enjoy the surplus value. You do n’t need to pull you to hell. Your soul will be mine sooner or later."
"..."
"If you have to say, Clark and Barry are qualified to enter heaven. It is indeed a flashman. When it comes to, he is already standing at the door."
"This time I don't toss the Wonder Woman, and I changed it to a Flash?"
"What is tossing, I am saving him, you see the innocent and poor soul, full of human flashes, how happy it will be to be blackened by yourself."
Russell looked out of the window. Through the oversized abandoned garden, his eyes locked the two silly boys at the gate of the manor: "Did you see the two flashmen over there, one silly husband, and the other silly husband ... Of course I know that you can't see it, specifically describe it for you. "
"The flashman who lost superpowers came from the future. In order to save his mother through the time, he changed the past, but for some reason, he entered the current time node.
"The one next to him is more stupid than him. Barry at this time, he got the speed ..."
"Because of modifying the timeline without authorization, Barry changed the world. The Wonder Woman was gone, and the Superman was gone. Unfortunately, General Zod came again. The earth without Superman would be destroyed by the star bandits."
"Barry panicked a batch. He took himself to Gotham and wanted to seek the help of Batman."
Speaking of which, Russell patted Bruce's shoulder: "Yes, you are Batman, entertain him."
"how about you?"
"I am the official man Russell."
"..."
"What's wrong? Can't you?"
"I have no problem, but Alverd will be uncomfortable."
"Well, don't embarrass you in the high -quality vomiting portion."
