Chapter 1337: Fake, all fake

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With her neck pressed against the batarang, Kate remained calm and ejected a small electric shock device from her arm guard, hoping to give Bruce a hard blow on the crotch.

Because this set of equipment was too popular, and Bruce himself owned it, Kate failed to succeed. Before she could take action, Bruce snatched it away from her and slapped her on the lower back.

The branches are trembling!

Kate groaned and withstood the electric shock with her strong will.

Bruce didn't take it seriously. He flicked the hand holding the batarang, and held the batarang between his ring finger and little finger. He raised his thumb and poked Kate's neck hard, instantly causing her to fall into coma.

The tips I learned from Ms. Siwa are simple and practical, and I am particularly skilled in using them because of my personal experience.

"Keep her, I'll be your hostage!"

Seeing that Kate could not escape, Batman solemnly proposed to exchange hostages, thinking that Bruce was pretending to be him and he must be here for him.

"Don't follow me, otherwise you will know the result..."

Bruce pretended not to hear, and under the watchful eyes of the Bat Family members, he grabbed Kate's neck and got on the motorcycle, disappearing in a flash.

The members of the Bat Family silently sent him away. Lucas turned on his arm computer, and a holographic projection popped up, with red dots on it flying through the streets of Gotham City.

Just when Lucas was about to say something, the little red dot suddenly dimmed, and all the members of the Bat Family next to him looked shocked.

It's too bad that the enemy knows more about them than they thought possible and they know nothing.

"find him!"

Batman didn't waste any time. The remote-controlled Batfighter arrived, boarded the plane with Damian, and chased the departing motorcycle.

At this time, Lucas had already taken the lead, and Dick was the only one standing there scratching his head.

The boss was always taciturn, which prevented him from getting on the plane in time. Now, there was only one Batmobile left on the scene, Kate's lady motorcycle, which was awkward to ride on.

"Beast, you actually took your cousin as a hostage. I must have misjudged you."

In the shadows, Russell appears with a camera. The script he expects is that Bruce kidnaps himself. No matter what happens, Damian is good.

The little guy has a bit of a bad mouth. He should be tied up and repaired. It will not live up to the reputation of a loving father and a filial son.

"Hey, who are you, a reporter?"

A beautiful figure landed on a swing. After landing, he saw the sneaky Russell, and his eyes immediately lit up.

There was a camera, so this reporter must have captured something.

Batgirl Barbara Gordon lamented that she was lucky today. Although she was late, she didn't have any clues.

"No, I'm not a reporter, a passing... devil."

Russell's mouth curled up, his body became hazy and atomized, and large black bats flapped their wings and swept out, instantly submerging Barbara's location.



Gotham Miller Harbor, cargo warehouse.

Kate was tied tightly with hook ropes and leaned against the wall. Her long red hair covered her face and she couldn't wake up for a while.

The lights are dim, reflecting its concave and enchanting figure, and the scene is fascinating.

It's a pity that this high-quality resource is a lesbian, and no matter how handsome a man is, he doesn't even bother to take a look.

Beside, the table was filled with bat equipment and props belonging to Kate. Bruce checked them one by one. When he encountered those he found interesting, he wrote down the ideas and returned to his own world to create the finished product.

Bruce has never doubted whether he can return to his own world. He knows one thing very well: Russell will never let him go.

"Bruce, it turns out you're here and it took me a long time to find you."

Sure enough, there was a sound in the warehouse that gave Bruce a headache.

For Russell, he was grateful, but at the same time he hated it with gritted teeth.

Bruce knows very well that without Russell's help, it will be extremely difficult for him to become a qualified Batman, and it is very likely that he will die halfway and die in a corner where no one cares.

He never denied this, he just didn't say it.

But the method of help was comparable to mental torture, which made him miserable. Only Russell himself was happy.

"Stop pretending, you can do it even if I run to a parallel universe... You, who is she?"

Bruce calmly put down the props, turned around and saw Russell, and immediately lost his composure.

Like him, Russell also brought back hostages, but the question is, he needs the hostages to escape. Is Russell necessary?

"She is 'Batgirl' Barbara Gordon, and her father is Commissioner Gordon of the Gotham City Police Department. In a certain parallel universe, you and her are in a sexual relationship."

"..."

Bruce felt bad when he heard this. Although in his plan, there would be a daytime playboy persona to confuse the public, but it was to cover up people's eyes, and he would kiss some celebrities, models, socialites, etc. in a polite way. He never thought I have developed feelings beyond friendship with my comrades.

It’s all fake, it’s all fake, you can’t deceive him!

"As for Commissioner Gordon, you don't know him yet. He is just a young police chief who has just arrived in Gotham and is confused and unable to claim justice."

Russell put Barbara down, found a rope in the warehouse and tied her up, and continued: "But from now on, you will be close comrades. He knows your identity but never keeps it secret. When he meets the playboy Mr. Wayne during the day, I also went along with the performance and pretended not to know anything."

"You know... I mean, there's no need to make it up anymore."

"No problem, I won't say anything after that."

Russell made an OK gesture, and then said sadly: "Director Gordon regards you as the Night Knight, the nemesis of crime like me. He trusts you from the bottom of his heart, but when he turns around, you fall in love with his daughter."

Bruce: "..."

I told you not to make it up again, this kind of lie won't fool him.

"Let me tell you something about the future. In addition to assistants, female villains, friends' daughters, and enemies' daughters, you also cheated on your teammates from the Justice League. There was a guy who was good at archery, and you had an affair with his girlfriend."

After Russell finished speaking, regardless of Bruce's long face, he sighed: "Because of these tough records, you are called the gun king among superheroes, and fans talk about it."

Dick Grayson, the gun king of Gotham, and Bruce Wayne, the gun king of DC, are they people who live in vain!

Considering that the young master was trained by the master, the master is responsible for 80% of the fault.

Bruce was too lazy to talk nonsense with Russell and firmly believed that he was not a scumbag, not before and never would be in the future.

While he picked up the props and studied them, he asked: "When things have reached this point, how are you going to end it, and when are you going to leave?"

"Don't worry, the happiness has just begun. To be fair, as long as you have performed well before, you will feel wronged by not being a villain."

Russell waved his hand, built a supercomputer on the spot, and hacked into the Batcave in front of Bruce.

It had nothing to do with electrical signals, he thought it would work, and he did it.

"???"

For a moment, Bruce had a bad feeling that Russell was going to trick him again.



In the Batcave, a rapid siren sounded, and the members of the Bat family who were still searching quickly rushed back.

When everyone gathered together, the computer's main screen lit up, revealing Bruce's cold face wearing a bat helmet. Because of the special lighting effects, this was a textbook-level villain's face.

"Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Lucas Fox..."

In the silence of several people, Bruce announced their names one by one, paused for a moment and continued: "The first meeting was quite pleasant, so I prepared a gift for you all."

The camera switched and showed scenes of Kate and Barbara being kidnapped. They were no longer in the same room, but bombs were placed on both of them.

"Damn it!"

"Barbara also..."

"Asshole, what do you want?"

"..."

The members of the Bat family were furious, and the camera switched back to Bruce's cold face: "The two of them are in the Gotham City Public Library and Arkham respectively. The ten-minute countdown will start after the communication ends..."

"The two bombs are linked. If one is defused, the other will explode automatically. It's up to you to choose which gift you want."

With that said, Bruce was about to close the communication.

"Wait a moment!"

Batman, who had been silent until now, spoke up: "Tell me your purpose, what do you want to get?"

"I don't have any particular purpose. To be honest, I just want to kill you one by one and become Gotham's new Batman."

"I can promise you, but I must ensure their safety."

"Sorry, Batman can't be trusted."

"..."

After the words fell, Bruce quickly ended the communication, and the Batcave immediately divided into two groups and moved towards the Gotham City Public Library and Arkham Asylum.

During Batman's delay, Lucas contacted the heads of the two places, as well as Commissioner Gordon, who discovered that his daughter had skipped home late at night.



"Russell, what are you doing?"

After watching the entire live broadcast, in which he was the villain, Bruce's entire face became crooked.

"Scare them, I want to see if the Bat Family really doesn't have to sleep."

"Let them go, it's enough for me!"

Bruce facepalmed, no wonder the timeline would restart. As long as Russell is there, the world will be destroyed sooner or later.

"That's right, I am Satan, and my job is to destroy the world."

Russell waved his hand, and under Bruce's horrified gaze, he took out his camera and walked towards Kate and Barbara.

"Wait a minute, stop it!!"

Bruce quickly blocked the way, feeling extremely aggrieved and decided to sacrifice himself: "They can't do it. If you want to take pictures, take pictures...I'll do it."

Click! Click!

Russell took two photos casually, then took back the camera and looked at Bruce: "What did you just say and who were you photographing?"

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Countless fragrant words came to his throat and he had to say them. Bruce suppressed them with all his strength and continued to study the props with a cold face.

"Oh, don't be angry, you just take everything too seriously."

Russell put his arm around Bruce's shoulders and said, "If you look at the parallel universe from a different mood and angle, instead of assuming Batman's responsibility every time, you will enjoy it as much as I do. If you don't believe it, You can try."

Just give it a try!

Bruce said angrily: "Is there any parallel universe in which Russell is not Satan, but just an ordinary person?"

"Sorry, this really doesn't happen. I am the only one and I am not bound by the parallel universe."

Russell felt aggrieved. He also wanted to be weaker and mingle with the superheroes, but his strength did not allow it, so he could only mingle with the superheroes.