Russell has learned a lot every time he communicates with Teacher Tony, and this time is no exception. He is thinking about buying a box of effervescent tablets to try someday.
The two superwomen have been stalling for a while. According to Teacher Tony, the matter of Lang Qingconcubine is not that complicated and can be settled with just two effervescent pills.
"Then what..."
Duan Xinlan also benefited a lot, and gently tugged on Russell's sleeve: "As for orange juice, do you prefer effervescent tablets or granules?"
"Well, I like it freshly ground."
Russell rolled his eyes at Duan Xinlan, put his arm around Tony's shoulder, and spoke with a few steps: "Teacher Tony, I never understood, a scum like you... No offense, but you were indeed a scum before, even if you say scum, I lift you up."
"Whatever you say, I'm happy."
Tony shrugged. He never refuted such a proud thing.
Scumbag?
It doesn't exist, it's the jealous barking of a corrupt dog!
"How did a scum like you come to the realization that you were willing to start a family and start a career and be a good husband?"
"Because of love!"
At this moment, Tony's face was filled with holy light.
(乛?乛)~→`?′←~(一′一゛)
"Well, if you don't believe it, I have the scumbag's internal explanation."
Facing Russell's contemptuous eyes, Tony took the lead in defeat, shrugged, and told Russell a sad story.
Once upon a time, there was a fighter jet, Lingyun Zhuangzhi, known as the eagle in the sky, capable of prance, roll, dive and glide, and could perform any stunts.
As time went by, the internal parts of the fighter jet deteriorated, and maintenance personnel said that the fighter jet could no longer perform combat missions.
The parts were refurbished and maintained, and the fighter jet turned into a bomber. After dropping the bombs, it returned home.
Now, the bombers have become reconnaissance aircraft, just take a look and that's it.
To sum up, a man who is full does not know that a man who is hungry is hungry, and a man who is hungry does not know that a man who is full is empty.
Russell: "..."
It's such a profound story, it's touching. Fortunately, he has never had any trouble in this regard.
It didn't happen before, and it never will happen again.
Just when Tony sighed and lamented that time is not forgiving and superheroes have to grow old, the dimensional space buzzed and the battlefield in the distance automatically jumped back to the timeline five minutes ago.
Thanos, including his Dark Order army, are all resurrected with full health. Sanctuary II hangs high in the sky, and the half-metal, half-biological beast swims beneath the battleship.
In addition, all the clouds and ground that were blasted through by the lightning pillar were restored, intact as before, as if the previous destruction was all an illusion.
"What is this, the power of the time stone?"
Russell had an embarrassed face, thinking that Thanos' purple sweet potato face appeared in front of him: Russell, I'm here to negotiate terms!
If you think about it carefully, it is really possible that the dimension of space is solidified, the soul is locked and no one can escape, reality creates illogical life forms, time forms a cycle, the mind keeps the memory to prevent them from collapsing, power...
Russell couldn't make it up anymore.
"It starts again, five minutes, no more and no less."
Tony looked at Russell, his eyes full of eagerness and expectation. He had already done everything he needed to do, and it was time for Russell to show off.
"Don't worry, as far as our relationship is concerned, this matter will be taken care of by me."
Russell flicked his big hand, and a drop of blood spilled out in the direction of Thanos' army. The electromagnetic force stimulated the regeneration of life, and a blood river and ocean were instantly formed, drowning Thanos and his little brother in a mighty force.
Immediately afterwards, white monsters suddenly took shape, opened their mouths and tentacles, and swallowed the Dark Order into their belly.
Hundreds of tentacles reached out into the sea of blood, snatching swimming fish from high in the sky, and pulled Sanctuary II down at the same time.
"..."x3
Natasha: Tony is right, this is a big devil.
Tony: Yeah, I’ll just say it!
Gamora: Thanos is harmless in comparison.
"So, you can take us out of this world, right?"
Tony's eyes were filled with ecstasy, suppressing his excitement and wanting Russell's personal promise.
"Of course, in fact, in another universe, we all know each other, and we are still acquaintances!"
"We are friends?"
"No, you and your dad work for me."
"Well……"
Tony wiped the cold sweat from his head and said with twitching lips: "It's such an honor. May I ask who your company is?"
"Hydra."
"..."
At this time, Tony not only twitched the corner of his mouth, but his entire face convulsed, thinking that if this was true, the captain would not collapse on the spot.
Tony didn't take it seriously and thought Russell was teasing him.
Russell didn't explain much. With Duan Xinlan around, the photo albums of Lucy and Ashley in the digital camera were not shown to Natasha.
"When can we leave?"
"Are you anxious?"
"Isn't this nonsense? I can't wait to eat ten cheeseburgers right away."
Tony gritted his teeth and looked impatient. Because he couldn't die, he could commit suicide at will. It was all bullshit. He was about to be driven crazy by this damn world.
Next to them, Natasha and Gamora took two steps forward and ogled Russell crazily.
Well, it must be seduction!
"As long as I can get out, I'll give you all my money."
Tony sold Stark Industries without hesitation. For freedom, he was willing to pay anything, even make a deal with the devil.
"I'm afraid this won't work. You are already dead. Logically speaking, you are now penniless. Your property will be inherited by your wife and daughter, and the scientific and technological achievements will be inherited by Peter Parker..."
"That boy Parker is so arrogant. He spends your money and your equipment. He also inherited your philandering habit and hooks up with pretty girls. He's already outstanding at such a young age."
Russell revealed the reality and said that he is not that easy to fool, adding: "And I can turn stone into gold. As long as I think about it, the global monetary system will collapse. Money doesn't mean much to me."
Tony was dumbfounded, Gamora took a deep breath, and was about to say something, but Russell blocked her back.
"As for you, as far as I know, during the last battle, a Gamora appeared, coming from the same timeline as Thanos over there..."
Russell pointed to the battlefield in the distance: "She couldn't decide between justice and her adoptive father, so she quit the two sides. Star-Lord was obsessed with her knees. After the battle, he chased her across the universe."
"What!?"
Gamora looked confused, or rather shocked, and felt that her forehead was extremely heavy.
She was raped by herself!
"It's quite green..."
Russell whispered, not daring to speak loudly for fear of being blamed for discriminating against aliens, and turned to look at Natasha.
He is the most fair person. If two people collapse, he will not let go of the last one.
Natasha broke into a cold sweat at the sight: "I should be fine. I have neither an inheritance nor a boyfriend."
"So, there's no funeral for you."
"???"
"I mean you were taken away after your death, and you didn't even have a funeral."
"Bichi!" x3
The three of them cursed in unison. It can be imagined that if Russell really let them out, it would be a lot of fun.
At least Parker, Star-Lord, and...well, maybe Nick Fury on Natasha's side, or Hawkeye...
No matter what, Russell just talked casually anyway, and he was not the unlucky person.
The door to hell opened. Russell took Duan Xinlan to take the first step, followed closely by Tony and the other three. Then, a strange scene appeared.
An invisible barrier blocks the footsteps of the three Tonys and restricts their movements. They cannot step into the gate of hell no matter what.
"Wow, it's not often that a soul is rejected by hell."
Russell poked his head out of the gate of hell, while Tony and the three of them sat slumped on the sand. Freedom was right in front of them, but they had no chance at all.
"Don't panic, I still have Plan B!"
Russell waved his hand, and the sea of blood hummed and trembled in the distance, and the decomposed parts of Shelter II flew all over the sky.
While Tony and the three were dumbfounded, the parts quickly shattered and dissolved, and then they were assembled at a faster speed to form a large collider laboratory.
"This is……"
Tony swallowed, his eyes flashing with blazing heat.
"Collider, don't say you don't know him."
"I know, but what kind of ability is this?"
"Electromagnetic force!"
Tony didn't say anything after hearing this, his eyes sparkled even more, this is it, where is the coach, he wants to learn this.
"About energy..."
In the middle of his words, Tony shut up. Thinking of Russell's Thunder Behemoth when he first appeared, he felt that this one should be stable.
Then the flag was successfully planted.
Just like the gate to hell, Russell randomly opened a dimensional portal, but the souls of the three people just couldn't get in.
"Is there no other way..."
Tony and the three of them showed bitter smiles. Yes, the power of the infinite stones is irreversible. They shouldn't daydream.
"It doesn't matter, I still have Plan C!"
Russell touched his chin: "Based on my previous experience as a dimension demon, this is also a dimension. As long as I become the master here, all problems will be no problem."
Dimension Demon!
Tony and the other three looked at each other, Duan Xinlan tilted her head, feeling like Russell was bragging...she liked it too.
"How can I become the master of this world?"
"It's hard to express, but I have experience."
Russell's eyes turned black, three pairs of black wings spread out behind his back, and his body slowly floated into the air.
The black wings extended infinitely, and a huge black cross formed behind it. Then, the black shadow stretched under his feet, and the Thunder Giant slowly stood up.
It's not over yet. Outside the sky, the demon god's body, which is immeasurable in size, opens its eyes. Countless dark chains shoot out from behind, piercing the sky and the earth, sealing off the entire dimension.
Russell, who was at the center of everything, was in darkness at the moment, and could only vaguely see an outline.
I don’t know the outline of what kind of creature it looks like, it must be something other than a human being.
In the distance, Thanos' army had been resurrected. Seeing this scene, they stood still and did not dare to approach rashly.
It lasted for about ten minutes, and the chains all over the sky suddenly disappeared, the demon god's body dispersed, and the thunder giant turned into a torrent of elements, returning to Russell's feet.
"It's such a weak dimension. Apart from being a prison, it doesn't seem to have anything special about it."
Russell curled his lips, and above the black stigmata on his left hand, there was a small gray cross, which was the mark of this dimension.
It seems useless, unless he also has a world anchor, or...
Position the world through the Lord God!
