The problem is serious.
Duan Xinlan felt that there was something wrong with the Lord God, there was something wrong with Deadpool and Russell, and even there was something wrong with the world.
"what are you thinking about?"
When Russell's voice came to her ears, Duan Xinlan shuddered suddenly. She raised her eyebrows and saw her slightly narrowed eyes, feeling extremely dangerous.
Also, what an evil look...
Really like!
Russell: "..."
To be honest, he really can't handle this kind of thing.
"Don't be stupid, let's go after Venom."
Russell raised his hand and waved, and the wall of the room automatically split into powder. He grabbed the slender waist next to him and flew straight into the sky.
I didn't plan to do this originally, but the combination of glasses + workplace attire is too foul.
I have made up my mind to try Supergirl X2 when I go back. Maybe Olympus will work, and the Marvel world, it will definitely work there.
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After a series of thrilling racing events that cost money, the venom-possessed Eddie threw away the pursuers of the Life Foundation. For a moment, he was hungry and bit off the head of a man in black.
The arrogant racing in the city aroused strong dissatisfaction from the San Francisco Police Department, and more than ten police vehicles chased and intercepted the driver.
It's okay to beat the bad guys, but it's not okay to hurt the police.
Eddie didn't want to be a complete jerk, so he fought for control of his body, jumped into the bay, and swam to a nearby dock.
"Damn it, what happened today..."
Venom is like a ready-to-wear superhero/villain uniform, and Eddie crawls ashore wet and collapses under a telephone pole, gasping for air.
In just one night, there were so many thrills that made his heart beat faster and he would never forget it.
Wow! !
A group of dark, sticky liquid gushes out from the shoulder blades, turning into a hideous face with a bloody mouth, grinning and looking at Eddie.
Looking at the demon so close, especially those pale and evil eyes, Eddie couldn't help but utter a curse word.
"What the hell are you?"
"My name is Venom, and I am the master of your body now."
"You...you just..."
Eddie's face was ugly, and he raised his hand to make a gesture, feeling overwhelmed with emotion: "You just used my body to bite off a man's head."
"I need to replenish my strength, and..."
Venom narrowed his eyes and said with a sinister smile: "It tastes good, doesn't it?"
"Ugh! Uh-huh——"
Eddie instantly vomited and retched. Even if he inserted his fingers into his throat, nothing would come out.
Apparently, it had been completely digested by the venom.
"Listen Eddie, you are my property now. If you want to survive and let me leave your body, you must complete one thing for me."
Venom said in a deep voice: "The Life Foundation will launch a rocket into space soon. I want you to get on that spaceship and take me away from the earth."
Eddie's expression changed suddenly when he heard this, and a series of images flashed through his mind. He had been tortured by Hollywood blockbusters, and he had seen too many shows like aliens invading the earth.
The rocket flew out of space, and the spacecraft arrived at Venom's lair. More symbiotes entered the earth, and then reproduced, invaded, and massacred...
"Eddie, you're thinking too much!"
Venom said angrily: "We have a symbiotic relationship. I am in your head. I know everything you think."
"It's not fair. You know what I'm thinking, but I don't know what you're thinking."
Eddie whispered, he didn't mean anything else, his mouth was faster than his brain, and when he wanted to stop, it was too late, so he just said it all.
"We did have this intention at the beginning. We came to this planet to find symbiotic hosts and fresh food."
Venom ignored Eddie's ugly face and continued: "Humans meet these two requirements. They can be both hosts and food. This planet is simply perfect."
"So, it's absolutely impossible for me... Otherwise, let's discuss it again. What do you think of chocolate?"
Staring directly into Venom's bloody mouth, Eddie lost his temper.
No shame, it’s not the first time anyway!
"There is no need to discuss it. Although this planet is delicious, it is too dangerous. I don't want to stay. I want to leave here."
"Uh, did I hear wrongly..."
Eddie picked his ears and asked tentatively: "Are you afraid? Are you afraid of the agents of that mysterious department?"
Venom didn't speak for a long time, probably in acquiescence.
"Hey hey hey..."
Eddie laughed out loud, beaming with joy and feeling happy in his heart. So what if the aliens were not trembling in front of the earthlings.
Although he is a coward, he is proud to be a fellow Earthling.
"Hohohoho——"
Venom was very shameless and roared, making Eddie sit down obediently, and then continued: "You don't understand, that guy is not human at all, he is not even a conventional life form."
"What?"
"That man is the highest-level being I have ever seen. He is not in the same dimension as Earthlings at all. Eddie, he just looks a lot like you!"
Venom said gloomily: "To use a metaphor, you are a human and he is a god. Do you understand?"
"Well……"
Eddie didn't quite understand, so he blinked and said, "Since he is so powerful, why didn't you choose him as your host?"
"Don't be stupid, do you think he needs me, or do you think he needs a pet?"
Venom snorted coldly: "I've told you the truth, no matter what method you use, you have to board that rocket. I want to leave this planet..."
"Otherwise, I will eat you!"
"..."
Shocked by Venom's threat, Eddie swallowed hard, then raised his hand and pointed to the bay behind Venom.
The latter's wide-open mouth tilted, and he turned around to see Russell floating from the water and landing quietly on the ground.
Venom didn't dare to say anything, didn't dare to ask anything, and just got into Eddie's body.
"Sir, I want to report that there are aliens who want to invade the earth, and they also want to use humans as food reserves."
Seeing Russell, Eddie's courage instantly swelled, and he stepped forward.
"I know, I just heard it."
Russell looked around: "By the way, have you seen Deadpool?"
"Uh, no."
"Forget it, it's gone if it's gone."
Russell said so, raised his hand and released it from Duan Xinlan's waist, and then was pressed back.
Just like Tao Qian gave in to Xuzhou three times and Liu Huangshu refused to live or die, after three times, Russell gave up the useless struggle.
It's just a hug around the waist. How big of a deal is it? He used to ride Yingyingying as a flying prop before!
"Sir, regarding aliens invading the earth..."
"Don't worry, everything is under our control."
Russell patted Eddie on the shoulder and said in an official tone: "There are some things that I can't say and you can't know. I can only tell you this. The earth is not a place at the mercy of others, let alone these aliens. You can leave whenever you want."
"That's right, sir!"
Eddie nodded solemnly. Hearing these words, he was extremely proud to be an Earthling...
Wait, what do you mean you won't let me go if you want to?
What would he do if Venom didn't leave?
Eddie was sweating profusely in an instant, and the cold wind blew upwards on the soles of his feet: "Sir, what are you going to do about the alien parasite in my body?"
"After you die, we will recycle it separately."
Eddie: ╭(°A°`)╮
Such a standard answer, but he found himself speechless.
"Hey hey hey!!"
Venom's sinister laughter sounded, and only Eddie could hear it: "Tell you good news, I will let you live for a long, long time."
"Sir, that alien threatened me and promised me a long life."
"Of course not, you heard wrong."
Russell persuaded Eddie not to be too depressed: "If you are possessed by this thing, the host's genes will only become stronger and stronger, and your lifespan will be far longer than a hundred years."
Eddie felt sad when he heard this. Living a long life was indeed a good thing, but he had just reported the poison, and he could only imagine the future.
There is no way to survive!
He tried to hug his thigh but couldn't, and was offended by the venom in his body. Eddie felt that his whole body was not good.
I don’t know whether he didn’t explain clearly or Russell deliberately pretended not to understand.
"By the way, according to the reliable information provided by the informant, there are a total of four symbiotes coming to the earth with the spacecraft this time."
Russell said seriously: "In addition to the three captured by the Life Foundation, there is another one who is still on the run and has not been arrested. Its name is... Riot."
As soon as the words fell, the venom in Eddie's body trembled instantly.
In the comics, Riot is a direct descendant of Venom and has more powerful abilities than Venom.
The movie modified this setting, and Riot became an independent symbiote that had nothing to do with Venom.
Not only that, Riot plays a very important role in the symbiote society. He is a leader with real power. He can inspire more than a million followers.
Correspondingly, Venom became an outright slut, and like Eddie, lived a failure.
In the movie, Venom spontaneously stopped the riot and returned to space, and led the symbiote army to invade the earth, because he lived a prosperous life on the earth and did not want his beautiful life to be disrupted.
Moreover, because of its strong sense of substitution, it also likes Eddie quite a bit.
At this point in the plot, Kiriki becomes angry, such as when venom possessed his ex-girlfriend and gave Eddie a long kiss.
It's hard to tell whether Venom kissed Eddie or whether his ex-girlfriend kissed Eddie. To be more straightforward...
Who is the heroine?
Eddie?
Russell believed that it was no accident that Venom fell in love with Eddie. The two were tired of being together all day long, and sooner or later the friction would generate heat, so there was never any thought of removing Venom from his body.
"If the riot returns to outer space, it will definitely invade the earth with a group of symbiotes. This is not what I want to see..."
Speaking of this, Russell composed himself, then looked at Eddie: "What do you two think?"
Eddie: That makes sense, sir!
Venom: If you flex your muscles in front of a riot, it will have no idea.
"After this is accomplished, I will grant an alien life the legal status of an honorary Earthling. Then it will be able to stay on Earth and be a winner in life. It will no longer have to return to outer space to be someone's little brother, and it will not be killed by me. "
"Sir!"
The venom floated out of Eddie's body, and he said with a serious face: "I want to report it. I have important information about aliens invading the earth."
"Oh, you little thing is very enlightened!"
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