"The gap between people is sometimes bigger than the gap between a normal person and a dog, no, than the gap between a person and a Deadpool."
A good mind is not as good as a good body, a good body is not as good as being handsome, and being handsome is not as good as being born well.
Russell said this not to spread negative energy, but because he really felt it.
After leaving Argos for three days, Perseus kept picking up a treasure every day. His luck was so bad that people couldn't help but want to strangle him to death in the middle of the night, and then divide the spoils on the spot as if they had never seen this before. people.
The reason why they haven't taken action yet is because there are only three treasures and there are not enough points, so everyone decided to wait.
The silver scale breastplate, the bronze shield, and the divine sword 'Hepal', these three treasures are Perseus' harvest.
There is nothing much to say about the shield and breastplate. The defensive weapons are made in Olympus and come with their own exclusive bindings that cannot be used by anyone except Perseus.
The divine sword 'Hepal' is definitely a divine object. It looks like a sickle with a blade on the inside. It has the ability to ignore the immortal body and can kill monsters without any disadvantage.
"Brother, look, there is a flying Pegasus over there. It is waving its wings to me. I will come as soon as I go."
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Under the watchful eyes of the onlookers, Perseus trotted to the left. No one said anything. After seeing enough abnormal things, they become normal.
In the direction where Perseus left, the clouds were covered with misty clouds, and there seemed to be the sound of flowing springs in the haze.
Generally speaking, if a treasure is not born, there must be a beautiful woman taking a bath.
"Well, eat when you should, drink when you should, don't forget anything."
Russell coughed lightly: "The future of this trip is uncertain. Everyone might die in the next second, so don't envy Perseus' luck. Time is running out, so hurry up and fall in love with your teammates."
After saying that, Russell used the excuse of peeing and retreated, blocking Ai'e under a crooked-neck tree in the woods 400 meters away.
"Isn't this a bit much?"
Russell said speechlessly: "I don't know what enemies Perseus will encounter on this trip, so that his relatives will throw props. I only know that when Perseus collects two more treasures, this team will not be able to survive." It is necessary to go to the river Styx, because Perseus can kill the sea monster by himself."
"Russell, it's useless for you to tell me this..."
Ao also felt a little shameless, but this was not her arrangement. Perseus was the son of Zeus and was destined to be different. On Mount Olympus, this was the basic operation.
"I'm wondering how I fooled him this time. Although that kid is stupid, he is not without any brains. At least, ordinary people are definitely not as smart as him when they are six years old."
Russell complained and continued: "Perseus doesn't like his status as a half-human and half-god. If he wants to understand that all this comes from Zeus's arrangement, he will definitely refuse to use various equipment... Well, after all, he is in the rebellious stage."
Everyone has a rebellious period, which can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words.
For example, filling a Pepsi bottle with Coca-Cola and expressing your preference for coffee is a typical rebellious behavior.
"Well, it's useless for you to tell me this."
Ai'e emphasized again and pulled her hand out of Russell's hand.
In the past three days, every time Perseus picked up something good, Russell would come over and complain, speaking with envy, jealousy and hatred, as if asking for psychological counseling, it would be best to lend him his chest to lean on.
It's obviously an excuse to gain sympathy.
"No way. You are Perseus's guardian elf, and you are also responsible for receiving tasks. You are with the old man, and you should be able to contact the group of people on the mountain."
Russell said something only he could understand: "I'm not saying that the treasure is not good, but it's too easy to pick up. Men, if they are too easy to get, they won't cherish it, don't you think?"
"..."
Ai'e took two steps back, with her back pressed against a big tree with no way out. She looked at the hand holding the tree beside her cheek, and then looked at Russell's face getting closer and closer, and she just wanted to slap him hard.
Then she smoked!
Of course, Ai'e's wrist was grabbed by Russell.
"Brother, look at my horse... Hey, brother, what are you doing?"
There was a thumping sound behind him. Russell turned around and saw Perseus riding on the black Pegasus. He held Ai'e's wrist tightly and said calmly: "I found this woman sneaking behind us. She looked restless and kind-hearted, so I captured her alive on the spot.”
"So that's it!"
Perseus suddenly realized: "Since she is a bad person, there is no need to be merciful. Brother, please get out of the way. I will hit her to death on horseback."
Ai'e: "..."
"How can this work? We are positive characters. We cannot kill people easily. Let me search her first to confirm her background. What if she is a good person?"
"Brother, I will listen to you."
Ai'e: "..."
"You, just you, turn around and put your hands on the tree."
"..."
Ai'e rolled her eyes when she heard this. It was the first time she knew that a positive character could be interpreted in this way. .
"Huh!?"
While speaking, Russell stepped aside, and only then did Perseus see Ao's appearance clearly.
Dressed in white clothes, her long black hair was tied up on the back of her head, her hair naturally sculpted. Her beautiful face made him breathless, his muscles all over his body stiffened, and he felt his heartbeat speed up a lot.
He jumped off the black Pegasus and moved to Russell: "Brother, is there any misunderstanding here? I think she is a good person."
I think you are the biological son of Zeus! x2
Ai'e and Russell both rolled their eyes, and the latter said speechlessly: "No...cough, Perseus, you have to remember that the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to deceive others. Don't be deceived by their faces and figures. ”
"Brother, I don't understand what you are talking about."
"No, you understand."
Russell glared at Perseus, then looked at Ai'e, who was extremely speechless, and smiled with evil thoughts: "Perseus, would you like me to give you the opportunity to search him?"
"Why? Also, brother, you laugh so well!"
Perseus scratched his head, wondering what the point was.
Just by looking at those innocent little eyes, you can tell that he really doesn't understand. In this regard, he is much better than Zeus.
Russell concluded that everyone has a love for beauty, and continued to let Perseus keep his pure heart, and waved his hand to let Io disappear as soon as possible.
Ai'e sighed silently and turned around to walk into the forest.
After spending so many days together, she consciously understood Russell's character in every possible way. He was a sweet-talking coward who seemed to be greedy for her body but was actually bored and just using her for fun.
To be honest, this is not as good as really lusting after her body, at least her self-esteem will feel better.
"The soul has returned, and everyone is gone."
Russell slapped Perseus on the forehead, feeling that the child was almost useless.
Seeing Ai'e drifting away, Perseus couldn't help but ask Russell for help: "Brother, my chest is so hot, am I sick?"
"It's a small problem. I have a recipe. Give me the divine sword 'Hepal' and keep the medicine until the illness is cured."
"Really?"
"Really, if I give you the prescription later, you can save yourself."
"Brother, I still have a problem..."
Perseus looked around to make sure no one was listening, and whispered, "Is it okay if I marry Princess Andromeda and the woman just now at the same time?"
"That's definitely not possible!"
"Why?"
"After marriage, one of them will be seriously ill and the other will be infertile. The backyard will not be clean until one of them jumps into a well or commits suicide by hanging from a beam." Russell explained seriously. This is how it is played on TV. Incorrect.
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"To put it simply, they will fight."
"Why, isn't it good for everyone to love each other?"
Perseus was shocked, suddenly thought of something, and asked for advice: "Brother, you are so smart, you must have a way to make them live in peace, right?"
"This...this is necessary, who am I!"
"Teach me, and I'll give you the Pegasus."
"Don't think about it. I won't teach it to you. Besides, I'm not interested in Pegasus. It doesn't taste good."
Russell curled his lips. If he knew how to make women coexist peacefully, he wouldn't have to work so hard. He would have become so promiscuous long ago. According to the strategy taught by Teacher Tony, he would have captured Shen Menghan's team in one fell swoop.
The long-legged Duan Xinlan, who obeys his words, and Yingyingying, who is sometimes a royal sister and sometimes a lolita, aren't they delicious?
Therefore, this kind of thing is unsolvable. Just think about it and there is no need to take it seriously. Teacher Tony has no choice but to be ruthless and carry forward Zeus's style of turning his face and denying others when he puts up his pants.
"Brother, you don't love me anymore."
"Great, you finally found out."
While the two were talking, there was a strange movement in the direction of the adventure team. There were clashes of swords and shouts, and they were attacked.
Russell narrowed his eyes slightly and scanned with his telepathy, discovering a monster that appeared out of nowhere and was attacking the adventure team.
He is tall and strong, but also powerful, invulnerable, and has a strong dark aura within his body, a bit like...
Creatures from hell! ?
Perseus turned around and ran wildly, pulled out the strange-looking divine sword 'Hepal', and with a few quick steps, he rushed to the center of the adventure team.
Perseus was a child raised by fishermen, and he couldn't use the divine sword even if he was given it. He had improvised two tricks in the past two days, but when it came time to use them on the spot, he still used those straight attacks. Bullying people with physical prowess.
boom! !
Perseus made a sacrificial charge, kept charging at high speed, and hit the humanoid monster in the chest.
The huge force was like breaking bamboo, and there was a loud noise when it hit. The humanoid monster flew out in an instant. Judging from the sunken chest, it was no different from a close contact with a high-speed bullet.
There were two loud noises in succession, and the towering trees in the forest broke. The humanoid monster fell to the ground, plowing a deep ravine, and finally stopped after hitting a boulder.
"Are you guys okay?"
Perseus asked, watching in surprise as the humanoid monster climbed up from the ground. With a grin on its face, its injuries healed quickly, and it returned to its original state in the blink of an eye.
"Perseus, son of Zeus!"
The humanoid monster made a sound of resentment, pulled out the sword from behind, stamped on the ground with both feet, and rushed down like a cannonball.
